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Christianity Etc › Re: No Mass Gatherings Until Mass Vaccinations - Bill Gates by MuttleyLaff:
OtemAtum:
I am a church man too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbiEJRMCrRI
[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img]
Church man too, like in above, lol
More sense in theirs anyway, any time and any day, than in your rotten fruits of confusion you peddle, lol

OtemAtum:
and whatever I do cannot be credited to Christianity because I'm not one.
Scientists in those days remained Christians I order to avoid death.
They didn't get their knowledge from your God.
Scientists sure & convicted of their faith, belief etcetera gladly went to the gallows, guillotine, burned at the stakes, being pulled apart in halves, took torture etcetera
Of course not, as they got their knowledge from the god of this world, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: No Mass Gatherings Until Mass Vaccinations - Bill Gates by MuttleyLaff:
donnie:
This man is obsessed with genetic science, vaccines and population control. He had "predicted" that sub-saharan Africa will be worse hit than China. They always target the Israelites.

It's called Problem- Reaction- Solution. They create the problem, the people react, they bring the solution. And the people will desperately take the solution which they wouldn't have if it weren't for the problem created. I have used technology well but I refuse to be fooled. Vaccines should never be by force. We bind any such wicked maneuvers in the mighty name of YISAYAH KONGO.

And for those of you trying to educate Pastor Chris on technology. I dey laugh, that man and his ministry are far more advanced technologically than you think. He should need the 5G more than you.

h t tps://youtu.be/i1Xj_tzXMwI
He is one, out of the many dread, dead and alive billionaires antichrists, perfecting all these, paving the way etcetera, who dont carry last.

No prizes for guessing, inanticipation of the PLANdemic, who owns The Corona Virus Patent, PirBright, funded by Mr & Mrs _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Foundation before you go research and/or check it out
Christianity Etc › Re: No Mass Gatherings Until Mass Vaccinations - Bill Gates by MuttleyLaff:
OtemAtum:
Yes o, science chases religion indoor grin
[s]The gods of science chase the gods of religion into a cage[/s].
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
Whats he on about, huh?

Medieval/Middle Ages churchmen, in order to better understand God through God's creation invented empirical material science, so meaning that, the Church has never, per se, lol, been an enemy to science
Christianity Etc › Re: Closed by MuttleyLaff:
OtemAtum:
I don't need key to get in.
I am the master key to your heart. cheesy
Good luck with that angry angry angry

Fyi, in spite of, the rotten fruits of confusion that are evident in all the garbage you type up, I thanked you so much for encouraging the brother, as I realised that you are not afterall all that really rotten, as evidently, there are still ounces of compassion, lingering in there, tucked away somewhere in the recesses of your heart. What's difficult in that to take as gesture of goodwill and a compliment, hmm?
Christianity Etc › Re: Closed by MuttleyLaff: 2:19am On Apr 07, 2020
OtemAtum:
ayamcomin grin
Key is under front door mat angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Closed by MuttleyLaff: 2:15am On Apr 07, 2020
OtemAtum:
You once thought of me as being rotten, but because of the post I made, you soft-pedalled. Isn't that what you confessed? How could you ever conceive in your mind that your fellow human being is rotten, no matter what he does? Smh.
[img]https://s1/images/stirringMuttleylaff.gif[/img]
OK. So? Komanbitmi in my aos for that then.
Christianity Etc › Re: Closed by MuttleyLaff: 2:09am On Apr 07, 2020
OtemAtum:
To refer to your fellow human beings as being rotten speaks volume of who you are and the kind of god you are worshipping. Even Jehovah your god cannot dare open his mouth to qualify me, Otem, in such manner. Anyway, you have your freedom of speech. And what even made you think that I'm a bad character? Is it because I have bound your god Jehovah and confine him to a spiritual cage?
I am quite 10000% sure you went to at least high school and did learn about english grammar and comprehension? Smh.
Christianity Etc › Re: Closed by MuttleyLaff:
OtemAtum:
Why do you want to die? If things are tough now, you've got to be tougher to face it. You'll come out of it victorious in the end. Millions of people have faced tough times too and some of them are in a better position now.
Please don't think of death again, rather think of life. Make yourself tougher than your tough situations. Look for fun things to do and make yourself happy. I'd be glad to hear you talk about this present moment in the future with smiles on your face. Cheers.
Thank you so much for encouraging the brother. You are not afterall all that really rotten. There are still ounces of compassion, lingering in there, tucked away somewhere in the recesses of your heart

OtemAtum:
You're sounding like someone who's losing his religion. If that's the case, then you should know that the purpose of life depends on individuals [s]and not a god. Jehovah, Allah, Mazda, Vishnu and other founders of one religion or the other cannot give you a purpose for your life and they cannot also take your life away. They don't have such power. So you have to give your life a purpose. As for me, the purpose of my existence is to destroy religion and bring an irreligious consciousness into the world, to make known what God Almighty is and what it is not, to ensure the defeat of Jehovah, Allah, Mazda, Moloch and thousands of gods of religion, to make sure humanity use their brains and are science-oriented from birth to death, to depopulate churches, mosques, religious gatherings etc. through enlightenment, to live a life without fear and make others around me lack the attitude of fear. I am also here to make humanity know who created their gods such as Jehovah, Allah, Mazda, Moloch etc and to declare the imprisonment of all the captured gods of religion, to reveal universal histories from billions of years back to our present time and even to future times, to also bring back the SERIOT LANGUAGE which is a language last spoken millions of years back, etc.
Now see a lot of things I'm here to do on earth. You can read the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY to see what has been done so far. [/s]
beardlessdude:
its not that things are hard oooo.
I m just having hard time finding purpose of life.
Every man for himself. What is all these struggle for?

Honestly i cant kill myself but let god just take the life.
"8Oh, that I might have my request,
that God would grant my desire.

9I wish He would crush me.
I wish He would reach out His hand and kill me.

10At least I can take comfort in this:
Despite the pain, I have not denied the words of the Holy One.
11But I don’t have the strength to endure. I have nothing to live for.
12Do I have the strength of a stone? Is my body made of bronze?
13No, I am utterly helpless, without any chance of success
- Job 6:8-13

[img]https://s0/images/TrustGod.jpg[/img]
And in the end, it's not the number of years, in your life, that count;
but it's the number of lives, in your years, you impacted, that count.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff:
beardlessdude:
werris your bar?
My aos nah, as you saw above and behind me, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 10:12pm On Apr 06, 2020
beardlessdude:
i need alcohol oooh
[img]https://s1/images/stirringMuttleylaff.gif[/img]
You should have said so before nah. Come to my bar
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 10:09pm On Apr 06, 2020
beardlessdude:
what are saying there?
Are you high on God's semen?
[img]https://s5/images/MuttleyLaffSLJackonStare.gif[/img]
Are you alright, at all? angry angry

beardlessdude:
I have seen christians lie without flinching an inch! Not even occasionally. Dont go there!

I love you christians, you know it is a crime but still do it. Jokers.

However I dont care what others do.

I am not religious but I do not LIE!
Except in few cases maybe Im really tired and want To avoid long discussion, so I say yes in place of No.



But you know why I dont lie? Because I learnt recently it complicates my life, I am scared of nothing and nobody.
So i speak my truth Anywhere.

I am not perfect but I dont LIE.
[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img]
Contradiction Galore, lol

beardlessdude:
I learnt this by my life experiences not by religion.
Go figure.
[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-969df3e33dad.gif[/img]
Celebrities › Re: BREAKING: See Funke Akindele's Outfit To Ogba Magistrates Court by MuttleyLaff:
"Ma jẹki she agbako. Akoba adagba Ọlọrun ma jẹki ari. Ogun afi ọwọ fa, mo tari ẹ danu. Amin"
loosely translated means
"No make me, go pull yanga for leg. Please God dont let me be complicit with bad things. I reject any self inflicted affliction. Amen"
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Imam Converts To Christianity After Hearing the Voice of Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 8:29pm On Apr 06, 2020
Empiree:
That's his tactic. You think I built a mansion in NL to be in here all day?. Like I have no job to do?. I have no life outside of NL?. Smh �

I post as needed
You post and come online to regurgitate the bile, vomit and fake news, only after you have finished swallowing from the feeding troughs of the blind guide(s) leading on blind loving beloved easy-to-believe-all-lies Muslim brothers, same as like you.

You are all are gullible, and no wonder your shaykh Ahmed al-Tayyeb, the Great Imam of Al Azhar, earlier last February, in 2019, in Abu Dhabi was sucking up to the Pope, who heads Vatican (Rome) which is where Christianity came from, Constantine Christianity to be precise, signing the Document for Human Fraternity for World Peace and Living Together, with him. Two bossom love birds. Aww, what a lovely sight to behold, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Imam Converts To Christianity After Hearing the Voice of Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 4:04pm On Apr 06, 2020
Empiree:
[s]More reason to never ever believe kiriyo (Christians). They lie a lot. Listen to this 10mins fake dream by Christian who claimed a man seen prophet Muhammad in his dream.

Christians strategic lies stemmed from Apostle Paul, the leader and founder of Christianity whose religion is structured on lies. The same man who was confused about heading voice of God in the Bible. This YouTube audio is four Yoruba audience especially christians

For non-yoruba speaking audience please read the discriptions. Thank you

Watch h t t ps://youtu.be/97NNsI7CMko
Original voice note is on WhatsApp.[/s]
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41AiRdYKeFL._SX300_.jpg
Dont waste your bandwith to watch this trash

Empiree you should have known not to circulate this clip here so to stop the playing the blame game and pointing an accusing fingers at an innocent other.

It is you guys who fabricated the voice note yourselves. Even if really was true, it's possible the affected were given over to depraved minds, so turned to behaving as beasts, hence animal dimention spoke of in the voice note

Fyi. Rule #8. Don't post false information (i.e. fake clip news) on Nairaland.
Christianity Etc › Re: COVID-19 5G Connection And Conspiracy Theory Is Rubbish: Pastor Ashimolowo by MuttleyLaff: 2:43pm On Apr 06, 2020
sinkhole:
His message was passed in a YouTube video below
h t tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpPjyjx1M3w
DriggityDre:
I do not support pastorprenuers but so far, he's the only one that has small sense.
Even Pastorprenuer Chris with his big head has joined them. He fall my hand.
iamDrRhymes:
Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo, a brilliant man indeed. Well learned
jared007:
As usual he waves it aside without challenging the pastor's with proof that they are wrong.
kingxsamz:
How did you know?
Are you part of the team behind the 5g project?
How did u know all these? Smh. undecided
donnie:
Buy data and watch and stop pretending to be smart.
MuttleyLaff:
... Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo, as usual, is just jealous of Pastor Chris Oyakhilome. His, is a case of, if I didnt come out to say it first, you are wrong then.

That is why he's come out to slate and knock Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, coward, hiding behind "I am not a scientist, I am just a pastor" When you know you are just a pastor, why not just shut the foxtrot uniform charlie kilo up, keep quiet, be observing and not be shooting others down, just because you are unable to see the woods for the trees. Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo, and his crab mentality angry angry angry

Many of them Nairalanders, who are ignorant and bereft of access to public domain info might have said no prophet saw it, but not yours truly MuttleyLaff. I keep tab on matters like this and so I have long come across online, content flowing about all these hustler self styled prophet charlatans and their prediction, but just kept interestingly watching with bemusement, I knew it will be a matter of time before someone like, especially you, as you usually do that anyway, will come out to try and celebrate their surprising piece of luck break, fortunate and unexpected turn of events and I have been waiting just patiently round the corner for such posters, like you to dare come out, so I can slam you with the surprising and unpleasant discovery that you are mistaken about those men

"And your prophets cover up for them by announcing false visions and making lying predictions.
They say, ‘My message is from the Sovereign LORD,’ when the LORD hasn’t spoken a single word to them.
"
- Ezekiel 22:28

"These foolish prophets see false visions, and their predictions don't come true.
They say, "The LORD said this." But the LORD hasn't sent them.
Then they hope that their message will come true
"
- Ezekiel 13:6

"Thus says the Lord GOD:
“Woe to the foolish prophets, who follow their own spirit and have seen nothing!
"
- Ezekiel 13:3

Thank you very much for admitting that, it is nothing other than predictions. Yeah, many prophets, jumped on the bandwagon and by providence, they had a lucky hit

The purpose of the thread to you is not to debunk any pseudo idea, but really is to celebrate mediocrity, celebrate men of straw, celebrate shysters and high level fraudsters at the pulpit.

Did you read how Prophet G.F Adetuberu, abysmally failed in his Lagos state politics, foreign exchange and national economy prediction, hmm? Ezekiel 13:6, straight right there, came to haunt him.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Says God Didn't Reveal Coronal Virus Ahead Of Time by MuttleyLaff: 2:12pm On Apr 06, 2020
petra1:
Dont derail the thread na. It was said that no Pastor predicted the emergence of Corona which is untrue . I'm representing proof here. This is not about adeyiba or any MOG you may have issue with. Let's focus on the topic BIKO
What is matter with you. Listen please, dont let me come across as if I am being rude to you. OK? I have already told you that, whoever said no Pastor predicted the emergence of Corona, is ignorant and bereft of access to public domain info.

Also reiterating now, I am telling you again that, all them pastors, who "prophesied" are charlatans and you have the cheek to say, you are representing proof. Look, I'll tell you what you are really representing. You are representing falsehood and charade angry angry angry

I have issues with people like you, so keen, eager and determined to parade fakery and lies as truth. Dont biko me kankan, there is no peace for the wicked, twisting, truth (i.e. Isaiah 48:22) angry angry angry

I can easily give list on both my ten fingers and toes, of number of literary authors, who imaginatively, showing creativity and inventiveness, predicted the virus 10000 times more accurate than all your false prophets combined together.

Do you now want to call video game creators and/or authors like, Alistair MacLean (i.e. published "The Satan Bug" in 1965) Michael Crichton (i.e. published "The Andromeda Strain" in 1969) Joanna Russ (i.e. published "The Female Man" in 1975) Alice Sheldon (i.e. published "The Screwfly Solution" in 1977) Dean Koontz (i.e. published "The Eyes of Darkness'' in 1981) HG Wells’s "War of the Worlds" (1898) modern retelling, as "Independence Day" (1996), Ndemic Creations (i.e. Plague Inc video game in 2012) etcetera prophets then, hmmm? Please jack it all in.

Leave all this prophecy or prophecy not, matter, for LAWMA ojaare. Stop deluding yourself and better still, stop deceiving the impressionables, the easily persuaded to believe, along with you too.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Says God Didn't Reveal Coronal Virus Ahead Of Time by MuttleyLaff:
petra1:
The focus is on the virus.
There is nothing to focus about on the Convenient Virus, except to conveniently take advantage to learn the innumerable lessons the virus is teaching and showing us.

We are not to focus on the pointing finger of the virus, but to focus on what it is revealing, by not looking at the virus but focusing on what it is the virus is pointing out to us. These are very important helpful observations we ought to have and/or should be making.

The virus, is not the AntiChrist. The virus is not any of the two beasts. The virus, is one of the many spots on the leopard, lol. In fact, the virus is one of the many, means to an end, at the disposal of the antichrists, and that is conveniently being used and/or deployed after their interval transmitted covert subliminal messages about the "novus ordo seclorum" (i.e. NWO) depopulation etcetera agenda.

Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo, as usual, is just jealous of Pastor Chris Oyakhilome. His, is a case of, if I didnt come out to say it first, you are wrong then. That is why he's come out to slate and knock Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, coward, hiding behind "I am not a scientist, I am just a pastor" When you know you are just a pastor, why not just shut the foxtrot uniform charlie kilo up, keep quiet, be observing and not be shooting others down, just because you are unable to see the woods for the trees. Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo, and his crab mentality angry angry angry

petra1:
Many of you nairalanders said no prophet saw it.
Many of them Nairalanders, who are ignorant and bereft of access to public domain info might have said no prophet saw it, but not yours truly MuttleyLaff. I keep tab on matters like this and so I have long come across online, content flowing about all these hustler self styled prophet charlatans and their prediction, but just kept interestingly watching with bemusement, I knew it will be a matter of time before someone like, especially you, as you usually do that anyway, will come out to try and celebrate their surprising piece of luck break, fortunate and unexpected turn of events and I have been waiting just patiently round the corner for such posters, like you to dare come out, so I can slam you with the surprising and unpleasant discovery that you are mistaken about those men

petra1:
The purpose of the thread is to debunk that idea. Many prophets not only saw it but also predicted to details.
"And your prophets cover up for them by announcing false visions and making lying predictions.
They say, ‘My message is from the Sovereign LORD,’ when the LORD hasn’t spoken a single word to them.
"
- Ezekiel 22:28

"These foolish prophets see false visions, and their predictions don't come true.
They say, "The LORD said this." But the LORD hasn't sent them.
Then they hope that their message will come true
"
- Ezekiel 13:6

"Thus says the Lord GOD:
“Woe to the foolish prophets, who follow their own spirit and have seen nothing!
"
- Ezekiel 13:3

Thank you very much for admitting that, it is nothing other than predictions. Yeah, many prophets, jumped on the bandwagon and by providence, they had a lucky hit

The purpose of the thread to you is not to debunk any pseudo idea, but really is to celebrate mediocrity, celebrate men of straw, celebrate shysters and high level fraudsters at the pulpit.

Did you read how Prophet G.F Adetuberu, abysmally failed in his Lagos state politics, foreign exchange and national economy prediction, hmm? Ezekiel 13:6, straight right there, came to haunt him.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff:
GRIMMJOE:
LordReed LordReed come and see two confused Christians fighting over whose fictional God is more real, they can't even agree on a name.

Okay, now I'm ready to become a full blown Christian, but how will I know I'm choosing the right Christian. buahahaha.
MuttleyLaff:
God is Self Existent. God is neither created nor God create God.

You came into the world alone, you will return back alone. You will face judgment alone and you will give account alone. Get used to this and stop tag-teaming budaatum. Obtain your understanding just as budaatum has advised you, obtain it to the level of your capacity, perspective, level and whatnot, lol. Leave out budaatum, lol
#I/ I have advised you against tag-teaming and/or calling other people, but you are dull in hearing, of course, anyway

#2/ Being a Christian is the last thing you ever want to aspire and/or desire to become. It's likely, are Christians, who were the perpetrators in that your prized picture, lol

Now leave my mentioning as off limits and let me be in peace. I am done with participatory activity on this thread, will henceforth happily do with simple spectator activity
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 10:14am On Apr 06, 2020
Maximus69:
[s]Please i've been responding only to GRIMMJOE's post! embarassed
However i tender an apology for anything else! undecided[/s]
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 10:00am On Apr 06, 2020
Maximus69:
[s]Sorry! huh But i don't think i mention or quote you! huh[/s]
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41AiRdYKeFL._SX300_.jpg
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 9:43am On Apr 06, 2020
Maximus69:
In a world filled with troubles people are bound to tell lies, but when we talk about FAITHFUL people the case is different because we believe in God the one who will repay us for doing something that seems stupid amidst others! Hebrew 11:6

If you think people shouldn't allow anyone or anything to gain control of their minds, then you better forget about honesty because there is nothing that's at stake when people lie to save their neck, whereas a person's life might come to an end if he should openly declare certain things! smiley

That is what Our Master, Lord and King (Jesus Christ) meant when he said "If anyone wants to follow me, he MUST DISOWN HIMSELF" Matthew 16:24

Please is that not against your human thinking?

So how on this planet do you now expect honesty when you remove Jesus (the one who said that) out of the picture? cheesy
Mister man, will you please stay in your hypocritical, sanctimonious, self lane. Afterall you did say, you are done with me, Mister Forgetful-Promise-Breaker angry angry angry

GRIMMJOE, ask him, Maximus69, to paste out here what Matthew 18:11 says in or from the New World Translation (i.e. NWT, that is the Jehovah's Witnesses' official bible) and whats the reason for it, if he is unable to do so grin grin grin

"Wọn pi irẹsi, oun na yọ sibi" loosely translates as "rice is served, he too is pulling out his cutlery"
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff:
GRIMMJOE:
And MuttleyLaff don't compare me with you, I don't lie because I'm not scared of anybody, not even your imaginary God.
You are not just are slow. You are extra slow because you still dont seem to get it that, it is not a case of being scared of anybody, nor not about scared of an imaginary God or not imaginary God, but lying does serve its purpose, lol. Now the question, you want to ask is, to what purpose(s) are lies said, lol.

Trust me. Truly, I tell you, this very night, before the rooster crows, you would would have lied three times, even its a white lies, lol. Rhetorical question please that was, so dont bother attempting to respond to it

GRIMMJOE:
God created you in his own image...
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
So? We are WIP, isnt?
Who told you we are the finished article yet, huh? We are still on the tapestry, the finishing touches are still ongoing, lol, the image impression is not completed, lol

GRIMMJOE:
God love roasting people, it's only nature you do too.
Big fat lie

GRIMMJOE:
That's why I posted the picture for you to enjoy your barbecue.
You posted it because you are a selfish person, who has no consideration for other people. You are a sadist, who enjoys revolting, gross-out, shocking, bloody pictures.

Now pulease dahling, let me in peace, leave me alone, dont respond back to posts on this thread anymore, as this most prolly is my last ping-ponging with you. Some things just can't be forced. All good things come to an end. Was all good while it lasted. Thank you for all your contribution to date on the thread. This is our end GRIMMJOE, kiss kiss, kiss kiss.

GRIMMJOE:
@ Maximus69 come and see you fellow barbecue eater, you claim they are not the real Christian yet you both read the same fictional book.
"Muttleylaff: lying is not a crime except when it is white"
So Maximus69, what color of lies have you been telling us?
[img]https://s3/images/3xsmhp.gif[/img]
Typical. Smh, trust him to fabricate

Why couldnt he quote me verbatim, if not because he is a hypocrite and a liar. I unapologetically stand by all I typed and on the word of God, as in meaning, the Bible as my solid foundation.
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your How Convenient Virus, aka COVID-19 or Aunty Coro or Coronavirus Sucks by MuttleyLaff(op): 8:52am On Apr 06, 2020
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Says God Didn't Reveal Coronal Virus Ahead Of Time by MuttleyLaff:
petra1:
h ttps://youtu.be/w2_2Y_zHjEI

h ttps://youtu.be/6WCQhuh3KDg
Quit this shameless charade jor. Is he not just like TBJ, huh? Him and TBJ, both absymally failed in their US Presidential 2016 election "prophecy" predicting and claiming that Hillary will win. Oinnn. They are both in regards and/or areas of making prophecies just charlattans who occasionally get lucky breaks with their predictions.

This particular unashamed so called Prophet Gbemiga Adetuberu, on the following accounts:

1/ Predicted and said he sees APC doing very well with the economy =>(check) ✓ 0/10
2/ That the Naira will come down to ₦100 to $1 (i.e. one hundred naira to a dollar) =>(check) ✓ 0/10
3/ That Ambode will win a second term in office, clearly over Jimi Agbaje and that with an over 65% victory =>(check) ✓ 0/10

The Zimbabwean so called prophet too, is no better, he too is in the game. Clowns! angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff:
GRIMMJOE:
Are you the one I asked?
[img]https://media./images/e3544b8117d3ecbb0cb8751f1ce0ff71/tenor.gif[/img]
Touchy adult bully.
He rather have Maximus69 to harangue and keep on at, lol

♬ ♪♫♬♩ ♪ ♫ "Maa gbe kẹkẹ ẹ lọ, awa, o ba ẹ sere mọ" as sung by Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey loosely translated as "Move! Move on along with your bicycle, we aint play buddies anymore" ♬ ♪♪♫♬
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 7:19am On Apr 06, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
I brought a picture of a man in his own blood killed by Christians
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
So? Nothing new there

I wouldnt put it pass a good majority of a Christian not to do.

GRIMMJOE:
but you quickly scrolled passed it, If it isn't you then it's not your problem, right?
I didnt quickly scroll it passed. In fact, I actually stayed on the page, taking in the barbarity, the act of savagery, extremity and intensity of violence perpetrated there. Smh.

It has nothing to do with whether it personally is my problem. Stop being self centred and thinking of just self alone. Think of others, this of other people, think of other people's children/kids. Think of your neighbour. Guess it was too much to ask

GRIMMJOE:
Now you come talking about creativity, creativity on roasting and barbecuing people, since your God does it there's nothing wrong, right?
Please listen to yourself. Dont put yourself on the same pedestal as God, your Maker, the Lord, Owner of your breath.

Now you have gone creative with making up stories about me, alleging that I've talked about "... roasting and barbecuing people ..." Now this is making false witness against a neighbour. You know, you gone too far with that lie, which if I ask you for proof of, you would never be able to substantiate. Smh. You are slowly but surely increasingly by the day becoming a LIAR. Its a shame seeing you stoop and resort to lying just in order to make a cheap point. Everything posted, just goes swoosh over your head, as if like, its a Naija Airforce fighter jet flying by low. Smh
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 6:58am On Apr 06, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
fao:GRIMMJOE
... I'll now go ahead tell an incident, to allay your misconception about what you seem to think I advocate, when you lumbered me with Pastor.AIO and Emmany.stone on the "Des Pensees" thread

At least over 15 years ago, we were having a relaxed and easy-going chat at the home of the pastor where we used to fellowship.
The chit chat drifted to him narrating a situation involving him and some other parties over an issue
During the course of the conversation, the pastor friend threw in, like as in a matter of fact and case of frankness, that
:
"you know, I just said it because you know, I can't lie..."

We left and upon getting back home, whilst in the bedroom, reliving the day's event, I asked my other half, and said:
Hang on, what was he trying to say?. Is he trying to imply he doesnt lie?. He doesnt ever lie?

My other half, smiled and then laughed, kikiki ki.

PS:Just that you know,
Though already fascinated by his action in 2013, on the day before Good Friday but I am beginning to warm more to Jorge Mario Bergoglio because of what Eugenio Scalfari revealed, he in private, told him about hell. Venerable Fulton J Sheen and Cardinal Francis Arinze too both intelligent and well informed too, I warm to

OK, you've been successful in forcing my hand to type against my better timing.

You wouldnt see where...
because your tete a tete with Ubene.dictus, in the first place, wasnt on this thread ...



GRIMMJOE:
Is it a crime to tell lies? Answer this questions honestly and you equally have my answer.
This honestly speaking IMHO isnt a fair question to ask nor would I see it, as an open and shut case question either, because for starters, as you can see in my attached intro pasted above from a previous thread, everyone lies, everyone, does the occasional little white lies, at the very least, let's not deceive ourselves. We've all being caught in that between a rock and a hard place moment, when being asked the "am I fat, does my bum look fat in this" lol, but anyway in the spirit of it all, I will nonetheless participate as opposed to spectating and so oblige you the question, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Will you teach your child to tell lies?
No, I will not teach my child to tell lies.
I vividly right now, do remember my better half and I, specifically telling our kids not to lie etcetera

GRIMMJOE:
If yes, lying isn't a crime
Wrong, the circustances determines whether it is a criminal to have lied or it is not criminal to have lied

GRIMMJOE:
If no, lying is a crime
Wrong, the circustances determines whether it is a criminal to have lied or it is not criminal to have lied

Lying done when under oath, is criminal, and that will be a crime and/or commiting a crime.

Now GRIMMJOE, to lie, circumstantially, can be sin. How it becomes a sin, can be appreciated from Exodus 20:16, the 9th commandment, that states: "Do not tell lies about others and/or Never lie when you testify about your neighbor" and/or Deuteronomy 5:20 that equally states: "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor" while Deuteronomy 19:18-19, in details, states "18The judges must make a thorough investigation. If it is found that the witness lied when he testified against the other Israelite, 19then do to him what he planned to do to the other person. You must get rid of this evil"
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff:
GRIMMJOE:
Typical Christian not wanting to accept reality, that pic would remain there so we all see the beauty of religion.

I'm not scared of death, I've always believe one lifetime is enough, if I had the choice to choose I wouldn't have chosen at all.

Now I'm worried about my children, look at the nonsense I'll be bringing them to.
Death, afterall, it a transition, walking out of one door, into another door. I am pleased you arent scared of death, just I aint too either. I have so far, had a good run. I thank God for the experience of life and the mileage so far done with it.

Dont be self centred, if you arent worried about your children, why not care about other people's kids etcetera

You obviously didnt read the entire post before hurreiedly scrolling down to the postscript and in typical kneejerk and spiteful manner type this ignorant and irrational outburst post. What is perpetrated in that picture, is not religion that is pure, that is true and the sort that God wouldnt find fault with GRIMMJOE. It is a betrayal and/or departure of good values by society, by your elites, your media, your embraced dogma, your perverted religion, your community/ neighbourhood/national leaders, you and I. We are all guilty of dereliction of duty for failing to match up. It has nothing to do with religion and leaving the picture pasted there isnt doing anything except satiate sadists and masochists.

If voice of reason, sense of decency and doing the right thing wont prevail, then suit yourself nah. Own goal. Sour grapes things going on, lol

PS: It is the God given talent, the gift of Abami Ẹda Baba Kuti RIP, just as like that of: Michael Jackson RIP, Jehovah's Witnesses' Prince RIP, Bob Marley RIP, Rick James RIP, Freddie Mercury RIP, General Prince Adekunle RIP, Alhaji Haruna Ishola RIP, Lisa Lopes stage name Left Eye RIP, Aaliyah RIP, Colonel Abrams RIP, Justin Fashanu RIP, Barry White RIP, Teddy Pendergrass RIP, Muhammad Ali RIP etcetera that I appreciate and not neccessarily their individual life style, what they get up to in their personal or private lives.

It is their energies, their creativity, their brilliance, their some prophetic craft, their their energies, their creativity, their creative ahead of their time that I celebrate, just as Jesus will say, in Matthew 10:16 about be wise as serpents. Nothing wrong in being as wise as serpent , without being a serpent outright
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff:
Maximus69:
GRIMMJOE, abeg i don close! cheesy
GRIMMJOE:
We die here.
"Anerriphtho Kybos!"

♬ ♪♫♬♩ ♪ ♫
Dead-ee body, get accident yekpa. Confusion break bone-ee. Yekpa,
Na double wahala for dead-ee body, dead-ee body
Na double wahala for dead-ee body, dead-ee body
♬ ♪♪♫♬"
Christianity Etc › Re: CHUKWU Is My GOD Not JESUS by MuttleyLaff: 9:53pm On Apr 05, 2020
frosbel2:
Really, you think I will listen to that jerry curled bullshiter?
The scam artist called Pastor Chris parroting BS and general nonsense. No chance Pal.

Scientific & technology mags I would definitely read but never religious propaganda, no time for that at my age, lol.
[img]https://s2/images/MuttleyHilarious.gif[/img]
I am not anyway his #1 fan either

Dont let your bias, rob you of helpful observation(s) that could actually be invaluable info.

frosbel2, I have never met any jerry curled bullshiter scam artist or any other for that matter self-styled big moG, maybe ignorant in addition, that I couldn't learn something from, lol. I will give you the benefit of doubt, raptly listen to what you have to say, eat the bales of hay, but with my head properly screwed so to have the sense wiseness to eat and spit out the sticks, lol.

Trust me, both clips watched together have duration of just a little over 5 minutes or thereabout. You wont regret watching and prolly will send me a thank you monetary card in the post after, lol

I was impressed how much the chap got clued up. This Covenient Virus thing really is a blessing in disguise. It is demystifying quite a lot, rocking and shaking the table, lol. Stripping away, one after the other, strands, all them, unholy aura of invincibility at the pulpit, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Was The Tower Of Babel A Literal Tower? by MuttleyLaff: 9:28pm On Apr 05, 2020
Kenplay:
Please take your shallowness away from here please.
If not you wont like the next word I might tell you.
https://www.cathrynhein.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Ant-quote-300x266.jpg
Kenplay, oh, ants! Ants, ants, ants!

C'mon nah, you are reacting as if you dont know that you can't have a picnic without ants crawling in.
Then you see them. Now you dont, lol

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