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OtemAtum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbiEJRMCrRI [img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img] Church man too, like in above, lol More sense in theirs anyway, any time and any day, than in your rotten fruits of confusion you peddle, lol OtemAtum:Scientists sure & convicted of their faith, belief etcetera gladly went to the gallows, guillotine, burned at the stakes, being pulled apart in halves, took torture etcetera Of course not, as they got their knowledge from the god of this world, lol |
donnie:He is one, out of the many dread, dead and alive billionaires antichrists, perfecting all these, paving the way etcetera, who dont carry last. No prizes for guessing, inanticipation of the PLANdemic, who owns The Corona Virus Patent, PirBright, funded by Mr & Mrs _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Foundation before you go research and/or check it out |
OtemAtum:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] Whats he on about, huh? Medieval/Middle Ages churchmen, in order to better understand God through God's creation invented empirical material science, so meaning that, the Church has never, per se, lol, been an enemy to science |
OtemAtum:Good luck with that ![]() Fyi, in spite of, the rotten fruits of confusion that are evident in all the garbage you type up, I thanked you so much for encouraging the brother, as I realised that you are not afterall all that really rotten, as evidently, there are still ounces of compassion, lingering in there, tucked away somewhere in the recesses of your heart. What's difficult in that to take as gesture of goodwill and a compliment, hmm? |
OtemAtum:[img]https://s1/images/stirringMuttleylaff.gif[/img] OK. So? Komanbitmi in my aos for that then. |
OtemAtum:I am quite 10000% sure you went to at least high school and did learn about english grammar and comprehension? Smh. |
OtemAtum:Thank you so much for encouraging the brother. You are not afterall all that really rotten. There are still ounces of compassion, lingering in there, tucked away somewhere in the recesses of your heart OtemAtum: beardlessdude:"8Oh, that I might have my request, that God would grant my desire. 9I wish He would crush me. I wish He would reach out His hand and kill me. 10At least I can take comfort in this: Despite the pain, I have not denied the words of the Holy One. 11But I don’t have the strength to endure. I have nothing to live for. 12Do I have the strength of a stone? Is my body made of bronze? 13No, I am utterly helpless, without any chance of success - Job 6:8-13 [img]https://s0/images/TrustGod.jpg[/img] And in the end, it's not the number of years, in your life, that count; but it's the number of lives, in your years, you impacted, that count. |
beardlessdude:My aos nah, as you saw above and behind me, lol |
beardlessdude:[img]https://s1/images/stirringMuttleylaff.gif[/img] You should have said so before nah. Come to my bar |
beardlessdude:[img]https://s5/images/MuttleyLaffSLJackonStare.gif[/img] Are you alright, at all? ![]() beardlessdude:[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img] Contradiction Galore, lol beardlessdude:[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-969df3e33dad.gif[/img] |
"Ma jẹki she agbako. Akoba adagba Ọlọrun ma jẹki ari. Ogun afi ọwọ fa, mo tari ẹ danu. Amin" loosely translated means "No make me, go pull yanga for leg. Please God dont let me be complicit with bad things. I reject any self inflicted affliction. Amen" |
Empiree:You post and come online to regurgitate the bile, vomit and fake news, only after you have finished swallowing from the feeding troughs of the blind guide(s) leading on blind loving beloved easy-to-believe-all-lies Muslim brothers, same as like you. You are all are gullible, and no wonder your shaykh Ahmed al-Tayyeb, the Great Imam of Al Azhar, earlier last February, in 2019, in Abu Dhabi was sucking up to the Pope, who heads Vatican (Rome) which is where Christianity came from, Constantine Christianity to be precise, signing the Document for Human Fraternity for World Peace and Living Together, with him. Two bossom love birds. Aww, what a lovely sight to behold, lol |
Empiree:https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41AiRdYKeFL._SX300_.jpg Dont waste your bandwith to watch this trash Empiree you should have known not to circulate this clip here so to stop the playing the blame game and pointing an accusing fingers at an innocent other. It is you guys who fabricated the voice note yourselves. Even if really was true, it's possible the affected were given over to depraved minds, so turned to behaving as beasts, hence animal dimention spoke of in the voice note Fyi. Rule #8. Don't post false information (i.e. fake clip news) on Nairaland. |
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petra1:What is matter with you. Listen please, dont let me come across as if I am being rude to you. OK? I have already told you that, whoever said no Pastor predicted the emergence of Corona, is ignorant and bereft of access to public domain info. Also reiterating now, I am telling you again that, all them pastors, who "prophesied" are charlatans and you have the cheek to say, you are representing proof. Look, I'll tell you what you are really representing. You are representing falsehood and charade ![]() I have issues with people like you, so keen, eager and determined to parade fakery and lies as truth. Dont biko me kankan, there is no peace for the wicked, twisting, truth (i.e. Isaiah 48:22) ![]() I can easily give list on both my ten fingers and toes, of number of literary authors, who imaginatively, showing creativity and inventiveness, predicted the virus 10000 times more accurate than all your false prophets combined together. Do you now want to call video game creators and/or authors like, Alistair MacLean (i.e. published "The Satan Bug" in 1965) Michael Crichton (i.e. published "The Andromeda Strain" in 1969) Joanna Russ (i.e. published "The Female Man" in 1975) Alice Sheldon (i.e. published "The Screwfly Solution" in 1977) Dean Koontz (i.e. published "The Eyes of Darkness'' in 1981) HG Wells’s "War of the Worlds" (1898) modern retelling, as "Independence Day" (1996), Ndemic Creations (i.e. Plague Inc video game in 2012) etcetera prophets then, hmmm? Please jack it all in. Leave all this prophecy or prophecy not, matter, for LAWMA ojaare. Stop deluding yourself and better still, stop deceiving the impressionables, the easily persuaded to believe, along with you too. |
petra1:There is nothing to focus about on the Convenient Virus, except to conveniently take advantage to learn the innumerable lessons the virus is teaching and showing us. We are not to focus on the pointing finger of the virus, but to focus on what it is revealing, by not looking at the virus but focusing on what it is the virus is pointing out to us. These are very important helpful observations we ought to have and/or should be making. The virus, is not the AntiChrist. The virus is not any of the two beasts. The virus, is one of the many spots on the leopard, lol. In fact, the virus is one of the many, means to an end, at the disposal of the antichrists, and that is conveniently being used and/or deployed after their interval transmitted covert subliminal messages about the "novus ordo seclorum" (i.e. NWO) depopulation etcetera agenda. Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo, as usual, is just jealous of Pastor Chris Oyakhilome. His, is a case of, if I didnt come out to say it first, you are wrong then. That is why he's come out to slate and knock Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, coward, hiding behind "I am not a scientist, I am just a pastor" When you know you are just a pastor, why not just shut the foxtrot uniform charlie kilo up, keep quiet, be observing and not be shooting others down, just because you are unable to see the woods for the trees. Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo, and his crab mentality ![]() petra1:Many of them Nairalanders, who are ignorant and bereft of access to public domain info might have said no prophet saw it, but not yours truly MuttleyLaff. I keep tab on matters like this and so I have long come across online, content flowing about all these hustler self styled prophet charlatans and their prediction, but just kept interestingly watching with bemusement, I knew it will be a matter of time before someone like, especially you, as you usually do that anyway, will come out to try and celebrate their surprising piece of luck break, fortunate and unexpected turn of events and I have been waiting just patiently round the corner for such posters, like you to dare come out, so I can slam you with the surprising and unpleasant discovery that you are mistaken about those men petra1:"And your prophets cover up for them by announcing false visions and making lying predictions. They say, ‘My message is from the Sovereign LORD,’ when the LORD hasn’t spoken a single word to them." - Ezekiel 22:28 "These foolish prophets see false visions, and their predictions don't come true. They say, "The LORD said this." But the LORD hasn't sent them. Then they hope that their message will come true" - Ezekiel 13:6 "Thus says the Lord GOD: “Woe to the foolish prophets, who follow their own spirit and have seen nothing!" - Ezekiel 13:3 Thank you very much for admitting that, it is nothing other than predictions. Yeah, many prophets, jumped on the bandwagon and by providence, they had a lucky hit The purpose of the thread to you is not to debunk any pseudo idea, but really is to celebrate mediocrity, celebrate men of straw, celebrate shysters and high level fraudsters at the pulpit. Did you read how Prophet G.F Adetuberu, abysmally failed in his Lagos state politics, foreign exchange and national economy prediction, hmm? Ezekiel 13:6, straight right there, came to haunt him. |
GRIMMJOE: MuttleyLaff:#I/ I have advised you against tag-teaming and/or calling other people, but you are dull in hearing, of course, anyway #2/ Being a Christian is the last thing you ever want to aspire and/or desire to become. It's likely, are Christians, who were the perpetrators in that your prized picture, lol Now leave my mentioning as off limits and let me be in peace. I am done with participatory activity on this thread, will henceforth happily do with simple spectator activity |
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Maximus69:https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41AiRdYKeFL._SX300_.jpg |
Maximus69:Mister man, will you please stay in your hypocritical, sanctimonious, self lane. Afterall you did say, you are done with me, Mister Forgetful-Promise-Breaker GRIMMJOE, ask him, Maximus69, to paste out here what Matthew 18:11 says in or from the New World Translation (i.e. NWT, that is the Jehovah's Witnesses' official bible) and whats the reason for it, if he is unable to do so ![]() "Wọn pi irẹsi, oun na yọ sibi" loosely translates as "rice is served, he too is pulling out his cutlery" |
GRIMMJOE:You are not just are slow. You are extra slow because you still dont seem to get it that, it is not a case of being scared of anybody, nor not about scared of an imaginary God or not imaginary God, but lying does serve its purpose, lol. Now the question, you want to ask is, to what purpose(s) are lies said, lol. Trust me. Truly, I tell you, this very night, before the rooster crows, you would would have lied three times, even its a white lies, lol. Rhetorical question please that was, so dont bother attempting to respond to it GRIMMJOE:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] So? We are WIP, isnt? Who told you we are the finished article yet, huh? We are still on the tapestry, the finishing touches are still ongoing, lol, the image impression is not completed, lol GRIMMJOE:Big fat lie GRIMMJOE:You posted it because you are a selfish person, who has no consideration for other people. You are a sadist, who enjoys revolting, gross-out, shocking, bloody pictures. Now pulease dahling, let me in peace, leave me alone, dont respond back to posts on this thread anymore, as this most prolly is my last ping-ponging with you. Some things just can't be forced. All good things come to an end. Was all good while it lasted. Thank you for all your contribution to date on the thread. This is our end GRIMMJOE, GRIMMJOE:[img]https://s3/images/3xsmhp.gif[/img] Typical. Smh, trust him to fabricate Why couldnt he quote me verbatim, if not because he is a hypocrite and a liar. I unapologetically stand by all I typed and on the word of God, as in meaning, the Bible as my solid foundation. |
petra1:Quit this shameless charade jor. Is he not just like TBJ, huh? Him and TBJ, both absymally failed in their US Presidential 2016 election "prophecy" predicting and claiming that Hillary will win. Oinnn. They are both in regards and/or areas of making prophecies just charlattans who occasionally get lucky breaks with their predictions. This particular unashamed so called Prophet Gbemiga Adetuberu, on the following accounts: 1/ Predicted and said he sees APC doing very well with the economy =>(check) ✓ 0/10 2/ That the Naira will come down to ₦100 to $1 (i.e. one hundred naira to a dollar) =>(check) ✓ 0/10 3/ That Ambode will win a second term in office, clearly over Jimi Agbaje and that with an over 65% victory =>(check) ✓ 0/10 The Zimbabwean so called prophet too, is no better, he too is in the game. Clowns! ![]() |
GRIMMJOE:[img]https://media./images/e3544b8117d3ecbb0cb8751f1ce0ff71/tenor.gif[/img] Touchy adult bully. He rather have Maximus69 to harangue and keep on at, lol ♬ ♪♫♬♩ ♪ ♫ "Maa gbe kẹkẹ ẹ lọ, awa, o ba ẹ sere mọ" as sung by Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey loosely translated as "Move! Move on along with your bicycle, we aint play buddies anymore" ♬ ♪♪♫♬ |
GRIMMJOE:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] So? Nothing new there I wouldnt put it pass a good majority of a Christian not to do. GRIMMJOE:I didnt quickly scroll it passed. In fact, I actually stayed on the page, taking in the barbarity, the act of savagery, extremity and intensity of violence perpetrated there. Smh. It has nothing to do with whether it personally is my problem. Stop being self centred and thinking of just self alone. Think of others, this of other people, think of other people's children/kids. Think of your neighbour. Guess it was too much to ask GRIMMJOE:Please listen to yourself. Dont put yourself on the same pedestal as God, your Maker, the Lord, Owner of your breath. Now you have gone creative with making up stories about me, alleging that I've talked about "... roasting and barbecuing people ..." Now this is making false witness against a neighbour. You know, you gone too far with that lie, which if I ask you for proof of, you would never be able to substantiate. Smh. You are slowly but surely increasingly by the day becoming a LIAR. Its a shame seeing you stoop and resort to lying just in order to make a cheap point. Everything posted, just goes swoosh over your head, as if like, its a Naija Airforce fighter jet flying by low. Smh |
MuttleyLaff: GRIMMJOE:This honestly speaking IMHO isnt a fair question to ask nor would I see it, as an open and shut case question either, because for starters, as you can see in my attached intro pasted above from a previous thread, everyone lies, everyone, does the occasional little white lies, at the very least, let's not deceive ourselves. We've all being caught in that between a rock and a hard place moment, when being asked the "am I fat, does my bum look fat in this" lol, but anyway in the spirit of it all, I will nonetheless participate as opposed to spectating and so oblige you the question, lol GRIMMJOE:No, I will not teach my child to tell lies. I vividly right now, do remember my better half and I, specifically telling our kids not to lie etcetera GRIMMJOE:Wrong, the circustances determines whether it is a criminal to have lied or it is not criminal to have lied GRIMMJOE:Wrong, the circustances determines whether it is a criminal to have lied or it is not criminal to have lied Lying done when under oath, is criminal, and that will be a crime and/or commiting a crime. Now GRIMMJOE, to lie, circumstantially, can be sin. How it becomes a sin, can be appreciated from Exodus 20:16, the 9th commandment, that states: "Do not tell lies about others and/or Never lie when you testify about your neighbor" and/or Deuteronomy 5:20 that equally states: "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor" while Deuteronomy 19:18-19, in details, states "18The judges must make a thorough investigation. If it is found that the witness lied when he testified against the other Israelite, 19then do to him what he planned to do to the other person. You must get rid of this evil" |
GRIMMJOE:Death, afterall, it a transition, walking out of one door, into another door. I am pleased you arent scared of death, just I aint too either. I have so far, had a good run. I thank God for the experience of life and the mileage so far done with it. Dont be self centred, if you arent worried about your children, why not care about other people's kids etcetera You obviously didnt read the entire post before hurreiedly scrolling down to the postscript and in typical kneejerk and spiteful manner type this ignorant and irrational outburst post. What is perpetrated in that picture, is not religion that is pure, that is true and the sort that God wouldnt find fault with GRIMMJOE. It is a betrayal and/or departure of good values by society, by your elites, your media, your embraced dogma, your perverted religion, your community/ neighbourhood/national leaders, you and I. We are all guilty of dereliction of duty for failing to match up. It has nothing to do with religion and leaving the picture pasted there isnt doing anything except satiate sadists and masochists. If voice of reason, sense of decency and doing the right thing wont prevail, then suit yourself nah. Own goal. Sour grapes things going on, lol PS: It is the God given talent, the gift of Abami Ẹda Baba Kuti RIP, just as like that of: Michael Jackson RIP, Jehovah's Witnesses' Prince RIP, Bob Marley RIP, Rick James RIP, Freddie Mercury RIP, General Prince Adekunle RIP, Alhaji Haruna Ishola RIP, Lisa Lopes stage name Left Eye RIP, Aaliyah RIP, Colonel Abrams RIP, Justin Fashanu RIP, Barry White RIP, Teddy Pendergrass RIP, Muhammad Ali RIP etcetera that I appreciate and not neccessarily their individual life style, what they get up to in their personal or private lives. It is their energies, their creativity, their brilliance, their some prophetic craft, their their energies, their creativity, their creative ahead of their time that I celebrate, just as Jesus will say, in Matthew 10:16 about be wise as serpents. Nothing wrong in being as wise as serpent , without being a serpent outright |
frosbel2:[img]https://s2/images/MuttleyHilarious.gif[/img] I am not anyway his #1 fan either Dont let your bias, rob you of helpful observation(s) that could actually be invaluable info. frosbel2, I have never met any jerry curled bullshiter scam artist or any other for that matter self-styled big moG, maybe ignorant in addition, that I couldn't learn something from, lol. I will give you the benefit of doubt, raptly listen to what you have to say, eat the bales of hay, but with my head properly screwed so to have the sense wiseness to eat and spit out the sticks, lol. Trust me, both clips watched together have duration of just a little over 5 minutes or thereabout. You wont regret watching and prolly will send me a thank you monetary card in the post after, lol I was impressed how much the chap got clued up. This Covenient Virus thing really is a blessing in disguise. It is demystifying quite a lot, rocking and shaking the table, lol. Stripping away, one after the other, strands, all them, unholy aura of invincibility at the pulpit, lol |
Kenplay:https://www.cathrynhein.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Ant-quote-300x266.jpg Kenplay, oh, ants! Ants, ants, ants! C'mon nah, you are reacting as if you dont know that you can't have a picnic without ants crawling in. Then you see them. Now you dont, lol |
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But i don't think i mention or quote you! 