₦airaland Forum

AlfaSeltzer:
One begotten son and no wife.
Very impotent.

[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img]
Laugh riot. Smh. Has no idea.

Bodydialect57:
CYM, please.

My sister, I got it. You know me by now. I already started replying back, but, lol, its unfinished because its being jolted to the back burner, lol. I am about nipping out to go get some Supermalt drink, as we've got only two cans left in the house. Went out 2 days for it, but by 4pm, the store was already closed. Wanted to go again yesterday, but wasnt able to, so has to be today. I hope I have good success. I'll get back to you asap. Sorry.

Maximus69:
Please Sir, from which version of the Bible did you find Jesus said "when you did it to one of the least of these my brothers and sisters "?
Because the Bible quotation have spoken in volume my friend, but it's like you've added to it with the sisters Jesus only mentioned BROTHERS Sir, he didn't include SISTERS!

So if you believe this Bible account you just quoted, then all you need to do is find those whom Jesus referred to as MY BROTHERS

Only those who are able to recognize them will be allowed into God's kingdom NOT heaven Sir!

Most religions teaches that the people Jesus was referring to as MY BROTHERS are the needy in their society!

Well my friend that's a big misconceptions Sir, Jesus never gave a penny to any begger neither did he teach his followers to do so.

So you need to work on that aspect of his comment to IDENTIFY "Jesus' brothers" we know them that's why i keep repeating myself because they are the ones Jesus gave the work to organize all integrity keepers. Therefore anyone who is not with them now is not an integrity keeper!

[img]https://s0/images/MuttleyLaffsipsTea.gif[/img]
Use Ma'am and not Sir for her

AlfaSeltzer:
You don't know His mind.

Of course do. Afflicting you with Coronavirus is not part of any plan of God to or for you

AlfaSeltzer:
What if he's worried about his impotency?

Impotency and/or "... worried about His impotency" is not in God's vocabulary and dictionary. Besides, God doesnt have any impotency whatsoever to be worried about

Maximus69:
Because prayers are not meant for such a purpose!

=>(check) ✓ 5/10

Empiree:
I have presented SLAVE from your bible. You can ignore all you want.
Stay tuned as I post Pope Francis confession. Christianity is a scam.
Stay Tuned

Empiree:
Anyone needs the video should holla at me. I don't wanna upload on YouTube to avoid copyright

Empiree:
Muttleylaff,
Remember I told you that Sunday worship was scam feared by Paul?.
Here your pope confessed Sunday worship is satanic

Empiree:
Pope confession..I have the video if anyone wants to see it.

Malvisguy212
Muttleylaff
True2god

MuttleyLaff:
PS: Just that you know,
Though already fascinated by his action in 2013, on the day before Good Friday but I am beginning to warm more to Jorge Mario Bergoglio because of what Eugenio Scalfari revealed, he in private, told him about hell.

Venerable Fulton J Sheen and Cardinal Francis Arinze too both intelligent and well informed too, I warm to

MuttleyLaff:
I've always taken a shine to Jorge Mario Bergoglio
Started getting fascinated by him, for his peculiar against the grain, action in 2013, on the day before Good Friday
The fascination went up a notch more because of what Eugenio Scalfari revealed, Jorge Mario Bergoglio, in private, told him about hell.
Venerable Fulton J Sheen and Cardinal Francis Arinze too, both intelligent and well informed too, I warm to.

MuttleyLaff:
The manner Jorge Mario Bergoglio sometimes acts and/or speaks, can only be due to being privy to certain books kept in the Vatican vault that the average Joe Public hasnt access to I am quite sure the alleged lost "book of the Righteous/Upright" or the "book of the Just Man" is in there (i.e. the unknown book of Jaspher mentioned in the OT)

MuttleyLaff:
Let me straight up a bit with you on this hmm. Remember you have a problem with the word christian or christianity. Yeah? Well guess what, both words didnt originate from God, did not originate from Jesus nor originated from any of the Apostles. Interestingly the word, christianity, isnt even in the Bible, bwahahaha ha, but you came on the thread gung ho, with gun blazing, shooting from the hip and kept jiving nonsense upandan the place. I've tried telling you there are distinctions in faith in Yahshua Ha Mashiach aka Jesus Christ and christanity, the organised religion, lol, but you arent any the wiser, lol

Dont worry, no one is going to tell you that you barking up the wrong tree and you've been busy trying to preach to the choir, lol

Smh, this guy is thicker than a two by two plank wood. You are just too slow on the uptake for my liking. I wonder how your missus manages live with you with how it takes you a long time to understand or realise things, lol.

Unlike you, I am capable of deliberately digging holes for myself, and that's because I can without a sweat climb out them from, but you, nah, you 11 times out of 10, not only get lost in the rabbit hole(s) you burrow and dive into, but you are incapable of climbing out of it/them, lol.

"For the Son of man, is Lord, even of the sabbath day"
- Matthew 12:8

“But what about you?” Jesus asked. “Who do you say I AM?”
Peter answered, “You are the Christ.”"
- Mark 8:29

Now Empiree, my beloved, the $64,000 question you ought to be asking is: What is Jesus anointed for, to do, lol. i dont know why I even bother, wasting my time by offering precious Matthew 12:8, Mark 8:29 and other verses I could that is helpful and/or valuable, but to someone like my dear beloved Muslim brother friend Empiree, who does not appreciate or understand them, lol. Read Matthew 12:8 and Mark 8:29 and then after weep or cry from seeing that Jesus is Lord and Saviour, lol

Meeting Jesus physically is never a prerequisite for believing, for having faith and/or following the commandments of Jesus Christ

You ignorantly say, it was Paul who taught the teaching of "blood of Jesus" for salvation of christians, but have a very good long, careful and thoughtful look at that John 1:29 verse above, there are other verses like that by the way of fyi to you. Now does somebody, called John the Baptist strike any cord with you, lol. Smh. Are you familiar with the name John the Baptist, Jesus' cousin, hmm? Well, keep on as you usually do, which is, arguing blindly, lol

[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]

"Follow my example, as I follow the example of Christ.
(i.e. Imitate me, then, just as I imitate Christ.)"
- 1 Corinthians 11:1

My beloved dear favourite Muslim brother friend Empiree, it goes without saying that both Apostle Paul and MuttleyLaff, yours truly, obediently and proudly follow Yahshua Ha Mashiach, that to you means, we follow Jesus, the Anointed One, lol

Empiree, what is matter with you. Why are you Johnny Just Come lately JJC running upandan the whole place, like as if a bitch on heat, huh? I keep telling you, not to be lumbered when you are doing your personal attacks. What is the meaning of " ... your pope ..."? Are you unable to make your point or any point at all, if you dont say " ... your pope ..." ni? Is it difficult or hard for you to focus on your point, with saying simply the " ... the pope ..."? When you stoop low to personalising a discussion by carrying out personal attacks like you usually do, it makes one wonder and question your intelligence, your integrity, your motivations, your underlining reasons etcetera for behaving like that and/or for doing so.

Look, listen and listen real good, when it comes to Jorge Mario Bergoglio and the Vatican or RCC, when it is about all the historical antecedents, lol of the Vatican and/or the RCC etcetera, you have just joined late, the informed party, lol. We have being here before you. Whatever you are just privy to, we have known, have been aware light years ago before you, lol. You are have a red-L plate round your neck. You are not only a JJC but you're a kofam learner, lol

You are obsessed with misinformation. You have this strong and unhealthy tendency to focus exclusively on propagating falsehood. Ihave educated you, drummed it countless times into your ears that Apostle Paul had nothing to do with Christianity. He isnt a Christian. Never was a Christian and so by default, never called himself nor addressed himself ever in his entire life with the word Christian. You, Empiree, will never accept this truth but rather prefer to stick your fingers into your ears and play deaf to the truth, which is Apostle Paul is not a Christian and Christianity wasnt founded by him either.

"Don't let anyone tell you what you must eat or drink.
Don't let them say you must celebrate the New Moon festival, the Sabbath, or any other festival."
- Colossians 2:16

"Therefore, let no one judge you because of what you eat or drink
or about the observance of annual holy days, New Moon Festivals, or weekly worship days"
- Colossians 2:16

"One person considers one day more sacred than another; another considers every day alike.
Each of them should be fully convinced in their own mind"
- Romans 14:5

Now, Empiree, you seem to be among those, who havent learned any of the varied lessons of the Convenient Virus, which one of them, is found in John 4:23-24. You are ignorant of Colossians 2:16 and dont seem to that to believers that know, there is no sacredness in Sunday worshipping, lol. There is nothing special about it, lol. Did you at all, catch Romans 14:5 above, huh? Praise God. Alleluia.

If you know, you know. Who no know, like Empiree doesnt, no go ever know, lol. Now please Empiree, I beg you, dont follow up me with a mention, because I have far better things to do than to be embroiled with you in the time-waster, time-stealer and time-killer futile exercises you entertain yourself with, get turned on with and so get a hard on from

Kenplay:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/11300939_z_jpegb87c237fb6040ee92ab708d2698a4f66

Sometimes I think we are interpreting the bible too literally. Come to think of it, can it be the Tower of Babel was not just a literal tower but a symbolism refering to a world system or world order. Your humble opinion is needed. Lets discuss this together
Mynd44
Dominique
Lalasticlala

sunnyfats:
From my understanding, it is not a physical building or structure..
It is the thoughts of men at that age and time.

I will do the research again and probably post it later...with biblical references.

"The LORD said, "Look, they are one people, and they all have one language, and this is what they begin to do.
So now nothing which they plan to do will be too difficult for them.."
- Genesis 11:6

"And Jehovah said, Behold, the people is one, and have all one language; and this have they begun to do.
And now will they be hindered in nothing that they meditate doing."
- Genesis 11:6

"The LORD said, "Look! They are one people with the same language for all of them,
and this is only the beginning of what they will do.
Nothing that they have a mind to do will be impossible for them!"
- Genesis 11:6

Yes, you are absolutely right because many years ago, on satellite channels whether TBN, Revelation, Wonderful etcetera I am not sure which, but anyway, I watched Jesse Duplantis preached that the tower itself was never physically built and what he said was it was a thought, they conceived in the minds and the formed plan, if they were left to their own devices, were going to make a reality of the idea to then build a physical tower structure that reaches up to heavens. Of course, not literally reaching into real sky, as if like tallest building skyscrapers in NY city's skyline, but it actually was going to be their symbol of, sticking two fingers in the air, up to God and use it, to showcase as a public display, for the world to see, their monumental act of defiance effort and/or total disregard of God.

The Greek used in Genesis 11:6 is "zamam" which when translated means either of intention, consideration, fixed thought about doing things, etcetera, usually all in a bad sense or evil plots.

The Tower of Babel, itself, didnt get to being physically built, but when God perished their thought to build the tower, by confusing their language, which was the vehicle for communicating the idea to become reality, the people called the city Babel, because of the language confusion brought upon them (i.e. Genesis 11:9)

Princewell2012:
welldone sir. do u know i have been following ur comments more than an hour ago? And we almost share d same idealogy. Very educative, pls keep it up.u hv uplifted my spirit.

My brother, its the classic when Mary went to visit Elizabeth her cousin, and the babies inside their wombs, Mary with our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, Jesus and Elizabeth with John the Baptist, acknowledged and witnessed each other. Praise God. Alleluia

Princewell2012:
I hv nt bn able 2 pray correctly since dis corona mata. weda God or satan who is responsible

This is understandable, especially considering the current situation and/or circumstance(s). Personally, I pray all the time and anytime. When I am having a good $hit, I give thanks to God for it. When I am taking a piss, I enjoy the relief and just give thanks God for having them. When bathing, having a good scrub, enjoying the hot water, I just break out in songs sometimes and begin giving thanks to God right there in the bath. Even when I am getting freaky and dirty between the shhets with my missus, I with satisfying smiles, say thank you Lord etcetera for all the enjoyment. Sometimes, I am on the lounge, that I just sit down, remain silent and still for a short while trying to key in to the and/or with the spirit. I am walking or going about my working businesses, I sometimes pray. What point am I driving at brother, my prayer life is not structured, it is as when led by the spirit and as when there is a need for praying. Of course, it isnt necessarily a demand, gimme, gimme thing. It is something not forced. I didnt have to beg my earthly father to feed me, clothe me, protect me, watch over me, provide for etcetera when I was growing up, so isnt the case with a heavenly Father, who is much higher than my careing and lovinging earthly father

My brother, sometimes, when the not used to happens, when things we are unfamiliar with happens around, it is possible, to temporaily become disorientated, bewildered, dazed and/or even overwhelmed, but once we recognize that ABBA, no matter what can't do no wrong, that He is 24/7 365 days and forever in control, we would shrug off any fear, concern, worries, despondence and/or depression of spirit.

The word of God is koko. Faith, cometh by hearing the word, and hearing by KNOWING the word of God. "Ikiya" or "igboya" comes from faith, that makes you fearless, have no fear, and this all because of knowing what the word of God, says about you, the situation happening around you, the circumstances you are in or find yourself in. We are overcomers. Praise the Lord. Alleluia.

Brother, there is no fear. We are doing a full circle. We are going back to the very, in the beginning, we are going back to the garden, Eden.

I am not going to try pretend teaching you how to suck eggs, but I just want to do a Bob the Builder, together with you, and advise each one of us all, to hold on to, at least these two 2 Timothy 2:15 and Proverbs 4:7-9, in addition to claiming the blessing of Isaiah 52:12.

Let us brace ourselves, for after this overcast has blown over, things arent going to remain and/or return to how things usually were and/or used to be. The status quo, undoubtedly, immediately after the Convenient Virus, is going to change and be unrecognizable.

GRIMMJOE:
@
MuttleyLaff someone is shaking tables.

Good, he'll slide into a rabbit hole, without a ladder to climb out with, lol

Maximus69:
Please why aren't you specific with your conviction?
You began speaking as if you know what you're saying but how come you are now incoherent in your beliefs?

Igbos say Yorubas say Babylonians say

What exactly did you believe and want to teach others?

You can't expect any right thinking person to forgo the Bible's account of Adam and Eve for this your inconsistent theory that you can't even defend with efficiency!

I purposely decided to play along to examine what exactly you knew that's making you speak against the inspired words of the Bible?

Just listen to yourself,

Yorùbá say! Igbo say! Babylonians say!

You want to teach people God's word, and you're not even composed on exactly what you want to inculcate in the mind of your listener!

Thanks for wasting my precious time!

[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-bb81ab7ea10d.gif[/img]
sonmvayina, Mr Contraditions

Reality11:
Lol coming from you who said, God is self existent. He needs no creator. So you didn't see the irony?

You of course know what a universe is and what God is, lol, dont you?
The two are mutually exclusive, you know that. Right, hmm, lol?

I think you have a pseudo irony thing going on there friend

Reality11:
Because it is self existent, so it needs no creator

Please, this isnt where I usually do a lol. Dont make laugh, please

Reality11:
Universe is all that is, and has always been.

C'mon, you know you could have done a lot more better than that measly hopeless definition. Where's the missing oomph in that. Just too shamefully bland, feeble and lacked depth

Reality11:
I borrowed what Christians say

No wonder. Pftt.

Reality11:
Magically, like the way prayer works

Prayers and magic have nothing whatsoever in common. I am sorry to burst your bubble

Reality11:
-Faith produce result when you work

=>(check) ✓ 7/10

Reality11:
-But faith without work doesn't produce result

=>(check) ✓ 10/10

Reality11:
-But work without faith can produce result.

=>(check) ✓ 10/10

Reality11:
So what is the importance of faith here since results can be gotten through works? Since it is all we need?

Ah-ha, you missed a trick, lol. You forgot that there are different kinds of faith (e.g. little faith, no faith, not enough faith, commendable faith, unusual faith, lost faith, dwindling faith, good faith, bad/evil faith etcetera)

Now the reason you scored 7 out of 10 up there, is because faith wouldnt necessarily produce result when you work. Take for example. You're contracted to work between 8:00 - 14:00hrs daily, if you decided to work from 15:00 - 21:00hrs, your faith wont give you the desired result, as you worked at an uncontracted hours

Reality11:
It left you with no answer, Nail to the head right?

Nope, it just stank sky high of mockery

Reality11:
Let me repeat, prayers heals only diseases that has drugs. People take drugs then claim it was prayers that healed them

But prayers don't heal sickness that doesn't have drugs. Because there is no drugs for them to take and when they become okay then they attribute it to prayers.

That is why when scientists finally find the cure to Corona, we would start hearing people saying prayers have cure them from corona through prayers.

Smh, I wish I could share something so profound and mind boggling with you. The epiphany of it will cause you to drop all that three silly notions you naively advanced on here.

Let me step back a bit for you, before wrapping this post up. Are you aware of, asides the sexy sensual and beautiful physique of our bodies, how intricately wonderfully and fearfully made are our human bodies erhn? Have you noticed that, just before you cut your finger nail, how already there is flesh underneath on standby waiting to grow out, hmm? Well, that isnt my point. Here it is, do you know that our body, everything about it, internal organs and all, are designed with capabilities to self heal, hmm?

People, including me, have had ailments heal by itself and without medications, just prayer. People have had damaged organs repaired and/or regrown by itself without medicines/drugs. Sometimes, its just an ordinary health lifestyle change(s) that triggers the healing journey. Even fasting and praying, actually does similar to and because the body and its organs get a rest from bombardment of toxins, poisons, garbage we ingest, lol. Oh well, information overload, so I'll take a bow, right here. Ciao, lol.

GRIMMJOE:
He's one of those atheists that believes in the bigbang.

I know, as I already did a due dilligence on him. Thanks all the same for the heads up

sonmvayina:
Yes we are eternal spirit..
1. The Yorubas said we were created by obatala. He moulded figurines in human forms and asked Eledumare to bring them to life.. (I might be wrong, but this is the version I know) the igbos said the same thing but the God responsible was Igwe, the Babylonian said the same thing but the God is Enki,.. Nobody was there when it happened but the general idea is that we were created from the dust of the earth and the spirit of God. (psalm 104 :29-31 "send forth YOUR spirit and they are created take it and they die and return back to dust).
2.our body was formed. Our spirits existed long ago..
3. Igbo tradition says 8 was created.. Some say 4 others 2..they had sexual relation and others came to have the human experience..
4. Each culture have various names for the first human created....

I read somewhere Enki and Ninmah created the first set of humans.. That is the negros,.. Enki and denkina created the second set the Caucasian while Enki and inanna(don't know how true) created the third set, the mongoloids.

Maximus67, Godspeed, on this bumpy ride with sonmvayina, lol. Dont forget to click on your seatbelt. Mind the giraffes, elephants, buffaloes, as he whizzes you round the scenic wildlife route, lol. Enjoy and remember to take pictures, lol

Reality11:
No, the universe is self existent.

How do you come to this conclusion?

Reality11:
The universe is not created, the universe has always been and it transcend all.

What are you implying with the notion that the universe is not created.

Reality11, lol, what is universe? Define universe sef, jor.

Reality11:
Blood of Jesus and prayers can heal?
And you have the knowledge it can heal, why was it not put to use but you waited for scientists to work for months while your people are dying.

Please give 2-3 demonstrative and illustrative examples of how the blood of Jesus heals

Reality11:
So if a house is burning and prayers with blood of Jesus can remove those trapped in it, you'll refuse to use it but wait for firefighters to arrive and when they do almost everyone had died. Then you'll open your mouth and brag that the blood of Jesus and prayers made it possible for them to arrive?

Explain it to me, run by me exactly how prayers with blood of Jesus can remove people trapped inside a burning house

Reality11:
All I know is that prayers can heal malaria because it has drugs.

Faith, without work, is useless

Reality11:
But it can't heal covik-19 because scientists didn't fine the drugs yet. But immediately they do then prayers would start healing it.
If you know you know

Have you had your fill, lol?

GRIMMJOE:
I was referring to humans hypocritical behavior

We are afterall, all, WIP, work in progress GRIMMJOE.

GRIMMJOE:
And I'm stealing that meme

Free I obtained it. Free I give it. You arent stealing anything because you had the decency to tell me you like to have so you too can start using it

GRIMMJOE:
Better we put efforts in this knowledge and improve.

Good. I just hope it wont turn out to be a waste of time, energy, effort etcetera

GRIMMJOE:
Secondly Jesus is just someone born out of wedlock ...

[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
What's your point anyway?
Did Mary eventually marry or not?. Was permission sought beforehand from Mary or not?

GRIMMJOE:
it's funny how quick Christians call a pregnant woman without husband a prostitute

Have you heard the Bible itself read call a pregnant woman without husband a prostitute, hmm? Open and shut case.

eplanning:
You are yet prove OP wrong. None of you have been able to do so. Even on his other threads.

Have you read my first post on this thread, erhn? Right from the beginning he has been evasive. He doesnt and/or wont answer specific, numbered and ordered questions, when he does feel like, its merely a responding only indirectly answer. The guy when he senses tight spots or corners ahead, turns tetchy, becomes short-tempered and almost start behaving like a bear with a sore head. He goes personal too, lol

I have 2-3 others threads with him, which he knows I have reassured him that I havent abandoned him nor ignored him. Its just a case of too much water in the garri bowl, hence why shoved to the back burners. I will from here forward be cc'ing you on threads of his I respond to that have worthwhile to read fyi inside

I will go toe to toe, shoulder to shoulder and head to head with anyone on this absurd pretence, manufactured with an intention to create a feel good factor, pleasant appearance and/or respectable status.

GRIMMJOE:
You still haven't disband her argument.

She is a JJC lately. She should go to look up as she was accordingly advised how I demystified that, lol.

eplanning:
Trust me, this type of matter will not be settled on nairaland. As you can see God is judging many things. Let us simply repent.

If you really are sincerely, honestly and truthfully after the truth you would know that this matter was settled 2000 years ago and long before Nairaland saw the light of day.

What are you talking about. Pull chair, draw it closer, let's yarn together. As just like you said, see God is judging many things, Convenient Virus is doing her thing, giving lessons in varied forms, shapes and sizes, so yeah, please, let us simply change. Dont let us because of our itching ears get carried away by lofty false, created fictions, pseudo feel good factor inventions, manufacturing and/or inventing truths etcetera

sonmvayina:
You have not provided a credible alternative......
Well, it means I am way far ahead of you in this matters...

Don't worry, you will catch up soon.

Smh. Your contradictions are standing out like a sore throbbing fat thumb in plain sight for all to see, lol. Enjoy your false sense of confidence and your right dog's dinner confused dot com hotchpotch vomit mess.

eplanning:
They told us we were like monkeys jumping on trees when they (Esau) came to civilize us. They told you god was white and you didn't argue, you believed them and gave them your land and your brains and we are a conquered people till today

[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
Playing the victim card. How pathetic.

1/ When you did a Berean cross- checking, did you afterall find the Bible call you a monkey ni, hmm?
2/ Did you find anywhere in the Bible, talk about human beings swinging from tree to tree, hmm?
3/ Where in the Bible have you yourself read that God is white, black, green, blue or yellow?

Stop all this wallowing in self-pity. Blame yourself, if you are conquered. Blame your society if you are conquered. Blame the elites, if you are conquered. Blame the dogma, if you are conquered. Blame your leaders, if you are conquered. Dont wrongly grant yourself "unearned victim status" from milking the situation and unjustly vilifying the other(s) as the enemy. Everyone, virtually, to you is the enemy except the one true person, yourself, you, who really, is the enemy to yourself, brother.

eplanning:
Now someone telling truth that will liberate you and you are fighting the truth.
Chai!

[img]https://s1/images/stirringMuttleylaff.gif[/img]
What truth? You mean invented truth?

eplanning:
Wetin you sabi?

In your current state and frame of mind, more than you'll ever sabi. You want to try your luck, hmm?

eplanning:
We should all be thankful for the truth he is bringing forth.

Whatever that you thought is truth, is nothing other than invented truth. What he brings forth is toxic, is unhealthy, is needless, is unnecessary etcetera. Dont trust everything you see and/or read. Even salt and sugar look the same, lol.

sonmvayina:
Much of the stories where adapted from Babylonian stories..
Start with the enuma Elish.. It tell the story of the war in heaven and how Marduk was chosen to fight with tiamat.. He killed her and used her body to create the heaven and the earth.. And gave all the gods their stations.. He then proceeded to create man from the dust of the earth and his own blood (I hope you understand this to mean his spirit)...

What a right dog's dinner confused dot com hotchpotch vomit mess. Eurgh! Makes me want to almost throw up. I told you that you are full of contradictions, didn't I, hmm?

sonmvayina:
The Adam and eve story was written by Ezra after they left the Babylonian exile.. He was the one who created Judaism as a religion..
Every culture have their own mythologies on how it started.. No body told you they are literal.. You are expected to read them and learn the hidden messages in them..

Liar, liar, liar, pants on fire. Nothing but big fat lies

Ezra did not write any Adam and Eve story, my foot. In fact what Ezra did was form back together a Jewish community based on the tenets of the Torah (i.e. Law and/or the regulations of the first five books of the Old Testament). The books of Ezra and Nehemiah are the only books in the bible ascribed to Ezra as a writer, nothing else buddy

Quit advancing nonsense in accordance to your preconceived ideas

Born2Freak:
Lol......let's see what your religion says about women.

You dont hear nor listen. I've earlier told you, that you dont know what religion really is.

Now go get yourself busy, do a search with my moniker ID, to find results, of how I by the grace of God and power of the Spirit of Truth, successfully demystified 1 Corinthians 14:24-40, lol.

sonmvayina:
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Marduk

Let me, in two lines, help you in the drive to stop the spreading your ignorance.

Yahweh is not the same as Marduk but all that is Yahweh's is attributed to Marduk, as so why and how people often mix Yahweh or YHWH up with other gods (e.g. like dear old Marduk)

sonmvayina:
The candidate drugs against Covid-19 include hydroxychloroquine & azithromycin—still waiting for Blood of Jesus to make the list.

Where from the knowledge and source of drugs against Covid-19 include hydroxychloroquine & azithromycin do you think came from, huh?
Why are you still waiting for Blood of Jesus to make the list? What reason for?

MuttleyLaff:
... If you really did read it, you would have read him showing reverence and adoration for Marduk
Please do a quick google double check to find out what worshipper means,
after that, then go and properly read the Cyrus Cylinder, particularly lines 12, 14-17, 20, 23, 26, 34-35 and 44 to see how Cyrus reverenced & worshipped Marduk

You just have to do a tangential here, isnt it?
OK, yes, I actually believe that Marduk exists
''So tan? Bo si ngbangban ko wa se ife inu e''

Partly and also went by Cyrus' admission in the Cyrus Cylinder, where he said Marduk gave him the mandate etcetera
(i.e. Cyrus Cylinder lines 12, 14-17)

Because there is no nation which so readily adopts foreign customs as the persians
But why ask me anyway?
Ask Cyrus, not me. I didnt pay homage to Marduk. He, Cyrus did

No, Yahweh is not the same as Marduk but all that is Yahweh's is attributed to Marduk

Glad and pleased you realised that happening
He wrote in the Cyrus Cylinder that he got his mandate from Marduk, when the truth and actual fact is that it was given by YHWH
People often mix YHWH up with other gods (e.g. Marduk)

Yet they worshipped many gods (e.g. the sun and moon, the earth, fire, water, and the winds

Cyrus himself said Marduk looked around and checked all the countries, seeking for the upright king of his choice.
Marduk then found and took under his hand Cyrus, king of the city of Anshan etcetera
Please dont spread your ignorance, you really need to read more on Cyrus

So?
Nothing wrong in ''borrowing'' and/or ''importting''
The irony is that Magi must be privy to some sacred truth & knowledge for them to have journeyed and come to Bethlehem to worship God

MuttleyLaff:
[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img]
If you swallow big bullshit,
you go shít big bullshit, lol

""Declare and proclaim among the nations.
Lift up a banner and proclaim. Don't conceal anything.
Say, 'Babylon will be captured. Bel will be disgraced, and Marduk will be destroyed.
Her idols will be disgraced, and her filthy images will be destroyed.'
"- Jeremiah 50:2

---

---

---

sonmvayina:
You are not learning anything at all...
The Lord of the old testament is Marduk, he is also Eledumare, Ra, vishnu, Osanobua, etc..
They are different names of the same thing.. The totality of the consciousness of the Universe...

The stories might be different, it has to be.. But the messages and truth are consistent and the same..

You have been in one place like a barbers chair, maintaining same radius..

[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-bb81ab7ea10d.gif[/img]
What did I earlier say, hmm?

That its just as matter of sooner than later, when you'll contradict yourself, lol. Bullseyes!. Go on son, lol
I can, to a certain degree, give you Eledumare from the West, Osanobua from Midwest Bini et al, but as for Marduk, nah

frosbel2:
[s]You are a clown for sure. Jesus is either God and therefore all the sayings in the bible can be attributed to him or he is a mere MAN and we can therefore argue that he did not exactly represent God in all his sayings.
Agree?[/s]

Listen quit all this your strawman fallacy with me jor.

The unmitigated bible verse proof that presents Jesus' own red words, in a clear and detailed manner, leaving no room for confusion or doubt, of being against supporting gayism, as you succinctly used the term, is all I am interested in and for you to present for me. Nothing more, nothing less. Capisce? Do just that. If not, then please carry your wahala and bad energy market go.

GRIMMJOE:
He's gradually becoming a troll.

"Ai tete mu ole, ole nmu oloko" loosely translated, means "when you dont on time, shout thief at a robber, the robber will pull a fast one on you, turn around and start calling you the owner, thief, first". You're a mere soot trying a feeble attempt at calling snow black

GRIMMJOE:
Since it's going to back to sender, why are you so worked up.

Your imagination must be working overtime. I hope it gets paid good rates. I believe you're are smart enough not to make the same mistake twice, is all that matters, lol. You wont say you were warned and wont have anyone else to blame except yourself for self inflicting you.