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[quote author=Mynd_44]Toasting is wooing.[/quote]if i hear..

Kaleni: [b][/b]

Bro what happen is dat my brother won't allow me to seek for an accomodation in d outside cos we are just two male child in d hand of our parent. He's insisting that until I finished my master and be earning enough money to cater for my needs, he won't let me go out of his house and our mother is strongly behind his back.. I'm confused!!!

U mean ur a graduate

bisi16: nothing.. he's clueless.

Dont say that sir...he may be slow in action,one tin is for sure he knows well what he's doing..and y'al wud be shocked 2 seee ds whole mess end well

woye77: gbam!!!
so spyker and all others who say the picture is fake, isn't it funny that people would dispute just for the fun of doing so? if you are saying somethin s fake you should be able to provide the aunthentic proof to validate your claim

#GbAm#..naturalistic fallacy..on point

[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't date for fun. The same way I don't see the point in casual sex.

I don't like it when people waste my time and I sure as hell don't waste people's time. If I date someone, I do so because I see qualities in the person that makes that person a potential future partner.[/quote]Like Seriously..

[quote author=Mynd_44]I can't[/quote]REALLY!!!

eworker: What a happy-looking-woman. With an handsome man by her side crowned with a beautiful baby, she surely will command high respect among her networks.

Uhn///:

This is /most be a joke right?

Fadelex: Plz who is kim Is she Jack Bauer's daughter in ''24''?? Cuz i knw a mojostar by dat name....and i dnt wanna believe a mojostar is visitin and there's so much noise about her.... Mscheeeeew

You can like 2 ask obatala..

Fadelex: I think the essence of news or this sort of forum is to educate, inform, update and motivate people.... If yes, Y all these ru.bbish in front page these days Wetin concern me and oluchi pikins If you guys are too lazy to surf for information then jst leave the front page empty....

U better just take over 4rm d moderators..uhn..

Tinyemeka: My brain just hung now.

Lemme try... Ctrl+Alt+Del...

u cud also try out sm oda gods u kϞ☺Ψ..

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]This boy resembled his Papa o!
See him hammer-head.
Last Bullet; That bride is damm pretty...
Wish them the best.[/quote]Resembled bawowhy in past tense?shey d baba don die ni??haaaaa

fluid26: lol! Dude, you're a natural. Btw, what's wrong with her teeth? Pls elaborate...

Like d Vampires

Kirinwa: Yam is expensive nowadays.You should be happy nah.

On a serious note.I don't think you're a serious person. All these things you listed are superficial.If you're gonna break up because of what you just said then you don't know what you want.If I were in shoes I would continue if we're compatible, communicate well and I find happiness in her.I wonder why she should be wearing your boxers. It shows you guys are not Christians.
Had it been you were Christians these are not things you'll be looking for but someone who fears God and is virtuous.Moreover you wouldn't have even seen those legs or known if her organ is small or big or if she's good in bed or not.
My advise is get BORN AGAIN. Quit the relationship and start again on a clean slate.

GBAM!!!..pasito folorunsho thancu jere..tell them

Her names na- IGBAGBO Taiwo Jesuseyi

Tinyemeka: Someone said I shld ask Mmuo Okija or Pagan 9ja. I've sacrificed two bow-legged pregnant cocks and a one-eyed hump-backed snake. The gods are still scratching their heads as we speak.

they are still booting..Dnt u knw d question u asked sef was way out of context..so dey've got 2 reconcile ur scatterrd words back in2 understandable terms so it cud be analysed and further looked in2..so u av 2 wait patiently uhn..ur ansa is on d way

Tinyemeka: I have a question: Now that he's made plans to marry Macaulay, what'll happen to the other ladies who have children for him?

Whao!!!..dts a v big question that only d gods can ansa o..maybe u shud try consulting em'

ebamma: Giving a car to somebody who already owns cars is the height of stupidity, na people like me where the jump from okada to molue to brt were dem suppose give this kind gift

Ehyaa bros.u shud av attended d ceremony now..and u for go meet d governor say na u dey entitled 2 a prado jeep @d moment..ahhhww xori en

U must be d messiah God was talking abt that was going 2 be an helper..

[quote author=~Bluetooth]I recommend you should be banned cuz you are not different from patience jonathan who addressed some women as "My fellow widows". [/quote]That was harsh sir..funny tho

sanchez0: The hair is horrible. Make up's over done too :oThe hair is horrible. Make up's over done too

Cant u people jst learn 2 aprc8 God's handi work for once in a whole life time..

ambrosini593: Let's hear from you

Very simple..jst TRUST

Perfectly cute couple..Dts d set man for her life..Rock on baby

Smiles...no1 in particular for now..asides Me Myself and I

[quote author=Mynd_44]Well for some like me who does not see biological children as a do or die thing in marriage, it is meaningless[/quote]INTERESTING

pedestal82: @Op, u copied that from an indian movie, the 3 Idiots. Try somthing more original!

pedestal82: @Op, u copied that from an indian movie, the 3 Idiots. Try somthing more original!

pedestal82: @Op, u copied that from an indian movie, the 3 Idiots. Try somthing more original!

BUHaaahhhaaahhaaaa...laffin in India

Adufaye: 1.a bad frnd is sum1 who farts n blames on u.
2.a bad frnd is sum1 who wakes u up at midnyt n take ur sleepin tablets.
3.is sum1 who plays Tonto Dike tracks in his byday.
4.is sum1 who writes ur name in d list of noise makers.
5.is sum1 who spends 5yrs in d states n eventualy brings u 1shit.
6.is sum1 who dosent suport chelsea fc.
7.is sum1 who intentionally gets pregnant jst 2 tie u down.
8.is sum1 who luks lyk BANCE.
9.is sum who dosent hv condom wen u xtremly Hot.
10.is sum1 who asks u 2 hlp put on her bra bt neva let's u touch her b**bs.
11.is sum1 who ask 4 transport fare at d 1st date.
12.is sum1 who covas his/her answer script in d exam hall.
13.is sum1 who xchange his dead laptop charger 4 ur workin one.
14.is sum1 who want 2 hlp u blow d speck in ur eyes jst afta eatin suya.
15.is sum1 who only visit wen u r cukin.
16.is sum1 who only comment/quote u wen u gbagaun.
17.is sum1 who borrows money 4rm u n travels abroad d nxt day.
18.is sum1 who uses weed 2 cuk beans n invites u 2 cum ova 2 eat.
19.is sum1 who directs sum1 u r owing 2 ur house.
20.is sum1 who caught ur gf/wife cheatin n refused 2 tel u....

U cn add urs!

very irritating peice

Temismith: Is she/he married?

Nope

[quote author=arow-top]2face and Annie Idibia's traditional wedding will hold on
Friday March 8th at the brides hometown. Their white
wedding will hold 23rd of March in Dubai. The invitation
card for their traditional wedding is out! See it below and
another one after the cut...[/quote]I earnestly pray it lasts

Shugamania: This guy talks too much.
So many unnecessary information.
What's our bizness with him going to see pastors in Benin republic
Or with the number of days Foluke stayed with him before they got married?
Is he trying to convince us or convince himself?

You jst said wah was on my mind..d Guy is a talkative and if kia is nt taken Foluke wud be anoda prey for him

fowowe411: It was wow I love it.and I realy love those prayer points.share your experience

It was awesome...Had a 1daful time in God's presence

uihebom: mcheww stu*pid runs girls. Empty heads.

You are a clown boy...