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Hasn't the thread lost it's original focus and arn't you people twisting religious logic out of shape a bit? No mainstream religious text tells you to give up luxury. You are simply not to pursue them at the expense of following God. The logic behind these promises is that even if you miss them in this world you will get them in the next. |
Hey, pal. I see you even aspire to know my heart. But since your stated finding is so deeply flawed in that regard, mightn't we also conclude that this other assertion you think you are in a position to make is off the mark? ![]() |
Image123: JW has no light of any import to throw you, sorry.I take it you know everything, having examined every dimension and held a few discussions with God, to be in a position to make this assertion. @op Well, I did pose this to an enlightened Witness and he tried to resolve it here. |
A bit of good news. Good we didn't have another Gbagbo or Mugabe. |
You don't like doing something but you find you keep doing it. So you make a resolution not to do it again. It's called a HABIT and it has nothing to do with God - ordinarily. The resolution is a promise to yourself as you rightly put it in the opening part of your post, not to God as you wrongly put it in the closing part. What you need to do is resolve again to shun alcohol whenever it is offered. If you resolve not to do anything and you go back to it just out of "shame" you may be confirming yourself as a moral weakling. But I would assume that the reason you bring "conscience", God, and all that into it is due to religious indoctrination. If you are Muslim, drinking is certainly a "sin". But if you are Christian, it's another matter since the Bible clearly endorses alcohol use while warning of the possible dangers. But some churches insist it's a sin to touch it and if yours is one of them, what can anyone say to you? |
@op Sad. Callotti:Your opinion is bad. Those of you who "shun ANYTHING Nigerian" are certainly not "fools" and have a right to make that choice. But others have a right to stay to try to help "the so-called Nigerians". No matter how bad any system is, you will find high-minded people like this who do their best against all odds. The man did the right thing by refusing to give the bribe and escalating the matter. Stay away from Nigeria all you like, that is your prerogative, but please allow the man to "lament". |
Miss EZ: To be honest, pounded yam is a lot better than poundo yam. Poundo yam is much easier to make, but na pounded yam carry first. And this is coming from someone who used to pound yam every Sunday afternoon, and atleast twice during the week. Are you single? |
dolly a: eating snake meat is sooooooooooooo disgustingDon't you think you are a bit hasty in your conclusion? Ok, why do you say it's disgusting? Because it crawls on its belly? Well, crocodiles do. Snails crawls - and eat excrement! Even chickens are often seen crawling when they are not walking or running. It is because it bites and can kill? Fishes do bite. And lots of animals can kill. Even ostriches have been known to kill. Is it dirty? Well, snakes don't even come close to catfish. What, then, makes the snake disgusting outside of anyone's mind? Nothing. Snake meat tastes nice, is nutritious, and is healthy. It is low in fat and calories, compared to beef and other types of meat. But, of course, if you are not comfortable with it, you should not eat it. After all, all the snake eaters I know are selective of the type they eat. The most commonly consumed are pythons and adders. Cobras also make the pot in many Nigerian places. I am yet to hear of anyone eating green mambas. |
In Nigeria, I'd heartily recommend Chi soya milk made by Chivita or any other soya drink. You have to search to find it Chi, as not all shops stock it since our people don't favour sugarless stuff. |
Double post. |
Salad is not complicated. Just use what you can get where you live. 1. Cabbage 2. Carrots 3. Green peas 4. Lettuce 5. Other stuff - from spinach to raisins, from brocolli to sunflower seeds. I've even heard of onions in salad! You can purchase these and cut them up yourself, except for (3) which you don't have to cut. In the alternative you can purchase the canned stuff with all most of the above already cut up and mixed together. Next stage is to add cream to hold the vegetables together and make them good to eat. The commonest thing to use is salad cream/mayonnaise. If you are a vegetarian or a health-conscious eater, you may have to find an alternative, as salad cream/mayonnaise contains egg yolk and vinegar, among other "bad" stuff. The way I see it, the best thing invented for vegetarians and health-conscious eaters yet is vegennaise - believe me, that stuff is better than sex! If you are in Nigeria, you will find it very hard to lay your hands on vegennaise. And if you do, it's very expensive. But it may be well worth it.If you won't do salad cream/mayonaise and can't find vegennaise, you may have to try milk, cheese or anything else. I won't recommend those Italian or Lebanese coloured water they label "salad dressing" and pack in shops all over Victoria Island. How to prepare. You simply add some cream (start with small quantities) to the vegetables (which you already cut to small pieces) and mix thoroughly. Enjoy! ![]() Edit: The above is just a type of salad, perhaps the most common. There are other types - "fruit salad", "potato salad", "chicken salad", etc. I have even sighted something called "African salad". |
"Executive summaries"? That is a valid point, particularly for monies. Usually, when writing in a certain field, you try to understand the conventions and follow them. The repetition is quite unnecessary in everyday writing - much like the "only" written after the amount is conventional in a cheque but quite unnecessary in your everyday prose. |
maclatunji:Not too bad, but two quick points. 1) Writing "six (6)..." or "6 (six)..." is a superfluity most common in Nigerian writing. In English language, it is deemed sufficient to spell out zero to nine, and write 10 and above in figures only. The repetition is unnecessary (unless, of course, you are working for a lawyer who is paying you top naira to murder the English language). 2) If you remove the hyphen and write "six month..." in your two sentences above, they would be just as fine (grammatically). I would say the sentence in op is fine once you treat it of the six-6 malady. On the question of whether equipment takes an "s", the word is generally an uncountable noun. While "equipments" is an accepted Scrabble word and it is possible to rationalise its use under certain circumstances, it is usual to treat it as uncountable and write it without the "s" and unless you are a genius, you should stick to that. |
Nigeria's policy makers never disappoint. Just when you thought you heard the worst, they drop another one. The Albino Foundation should reject this. Provide eye glasses for them or consider special printing. Deal with the sight problem, not award extra hours. Nonsense and ingredient! |
newman4u:I think patriotism is ok, but not tremendously good. I mean, it is not something worth aspiring to. That is why I will recommend it to Nigerian leaders even though I despise it. On whether it has anything to do with spiritual development, I will say it's probably for the averagely spiritually developed. Like religion, it can do some good, but it can also wrought a lot of evil. That is why I will not recommend that it is taught willy-nilly children. Nigerian leaders can do with some patriotism because, generally speaking, theirs is a reprobate tribe where only Marmon is god, a tribe where only personal accumulation of lucre matters. A man who converts N27 billion of public money to the use of he and his wives and children while electricity and public hospitals suffer can certainly do with a dose of patriotism. Why, if he loves his country just a tiny bit he would steal a tiny bit less and the country could "move forward". That does not make patriotism "all that". Save for religion, there is nothing like the love of country to drive men to commit the worst atrocities - mass murder, plunder, suicide bombing are carried out while the person carrying them out feels completely at ease with himself since he is doing it all for "the motherland". "For Fuhrer and for country", they put it in Germany." Far superior to the love of country, then, is the love of humanity - call it humanism, or human rights relativism or what you like. This should help you make higher distinctions - like one between a war waged by your country to acquire territory and enhance the national pride and one waged by a Hitler against your country to slaughter innocent people and subjugate them. In the former, you will likely refuse to fight even at the risk of being jailed or executed but in the latter, no one needs conscript you to fight to defend, not boundaries, but people. newman4u: Having lived in Europe almost all my life, and having dealt personally with a lot of the different peoples of Europe, I found your explanations about world war II very insightful. Its a pity that Germans today are labelled with the atrocities of the Nazi.In a way, I think Germany deserves the "labelling". As for "Germans today", Being "labelled with the atrocities of the Nazi" is not an ongoing problem. Last important person I know who made reference to the Holocaust while talking to a German was Berlusconi. I would not bother too much about Berlusconi. The German MEP didn't, replying calmly that he had too much respect for the victims of Fascism to make similar comments. There, everyone has "issues". newman4u: Nobody remembers that many Germans opposed the Nazi idealogy.People remember Pastor Martin Niemoller and the other clergymen, intellectuals and others who campaigned against Nazism at the risk of their lives. The BBC has made a documentary about Wolfgang Kuserrow and the other 890 Jehovah's Witnesses who were killed for refusing to support Nazism. The world does remember. newman4u: No body remembers how many attempts Germans made to assasinate Hitler.There weren't "many attempts", but I doubt anyone has forgotten the Carnaris affair. Certainly nobody can forget Field Marshall Rommel, one of the finest officers in modern military history, who was forced to commit suicide after being implicated in a plot to assassinate Hitler. newman4u: People talk about Holocaust but during that era, almost every white society, from America to Britian was very antisemitic. Nobody bothered Hitler when he singled out the Jews, infact they all held the same ideology. Only when Hitler started invading white nations did the world rally against him.Yeah, true. newman4u: The Problem with History is that who ever looses a war will also receive a label of all the evils of that era. If the Nazi had won, the world would today be labelling them as angels.Here is what would have happened if Germany won. Every Jew, ho.mose.xual, every mentally ill person, autistic people and other "impurities" in Europe would have been sent to the gas chambers. Whole communities of religious or spiritual people would have been sent to concentration camps or wiped out. And then Africa would be turned into a plantation with black people forced to work on it. There would have been resistance everywhere and it would all go on until Hitler was assassinated. Nobody would have called the Nazis angels. newman4u: Another problem with History is that an entire people often receive the blame for the wrongs of their leaders. The same antisemitism that the Nazi paraded was also found in Britain and America. Even today in America those sentiments still strongly exist among the whites. If by any chance a member of such groups like the KKK becomes the president of America and comits atrocities. The entire American people will be tagged evil because of this, especially if such a leader looses in a battle or get conquered by another nation.There's this book I was reading once. I can't recall if it was fiction or a true account. But there was this young German officer returning home from a British POW camp. On surveying the carnage around him, he shook his head and told himself, "You know, you're to blame for this." To him, the German elite were to blame for allowing someone like Hitler to ascend to power. I think he has a good point. It's okay for you to talk about the whole of Europe being anti-semitic but who else built gas chambers to eliminate the Jews? People should not be blamed for the action of their leaders? Why not? German public opinion was not against Nazism. They loved the street corner troublemaker who came to power promising to restore the country to some imaginary glory and prestige. |
Jenwitemi:I just absolutely love this! ![]() |
Rtfl. "What is the world turning into?!" |
Ha! You, the inquisitor, need rescue now, ehn? ![]() |
Haba, Image123! You didn't just call me a Witness naa. You declared a whole thread a Witness party and made war on anyone who differed. But good to see you've had a revelation. Karo and babaearly and the others who've come under your brush will be happy to see this day. ![]() |
@Image123 I think there is a Witness party going on here. ![]() |
Deep Sight:Yes. Na so e dey start. Guy reminds me of secondary school grammar class as he shifts from the imperative mood to the inquisitive, from exposing "falsehood" to questioning "truth". As he progresses in this sunset journey, he will soon find the answers he plucks out of his hat comprehensively dwarfed by his enquiries and starkly untenable, and then a serious "soul searching" will take place before co.ck crow. The denoument is not predictable at this point but it will be earth-shaking, as it will make the epiphany that spurn his abnegation of Zionism "child's play." |
Sam Milla:Lol @ bolded. Joagbaje, please read that part. |
maclatunji:Thank you. This is the way I understand it. Of course, if the woman wants to be married to her husband's brother and her husband's brother wants it there should be nothing wrong with that. It's where compulsion is brought in that there is a problem. Usually these traditions are flexible in many places. But I understand they try to "force" you in some places. Now, that's sad, if true. |
Thanks again and best regards, too. |
nuclearboy:Thanks for this. You have highlighted things I had not previously considered or been aware of. There is a lot I find agreeable in it, there is also a lot I disagree with – in terms of the deductions made but more particularly the approach employed in making them. I will read it more closely later and hopefully understand this POV better. |
nuclearboy:*cough* If I wrote my own Bible, surah 2:1 would read: When thou seest nations rising against nation, when thou want to speak to the guy in the next room and thou pick up thy mobile phone, when thou ask a simple question and thou get a referral to Google, knowest thee that the end times are here. I merely wished to know why you think the NIV is heavily compromised. One finds a lot of things in Google and I’m not smart enough to know what’s in your mind or a certain POV by wading through tons of text. No, I don’t wish to be spoon fed but I appreciate a simple ansa to a simple kweshon and I certainly imagined you could give one, like this: nuclearboy: [There are] "gender based" translations in the NIV which tend towards a more politically correct equality of the se-xes!That^^^ does not explain “notoriously compromised” but it shows what you were thinking and what you consider the “POV of…”. And I think you could have cut to this earlier instead of "heating up the polity". But I guess it’s a sign of the end time. Or maybe it was delayed ej.ac.ul.ation. |
Now, there's an interesting POV - that in the matter of the accuracy of Bible translations there's uniquely a "POV of the Christian who's not being politically correct". Not having to be politically correct, myself, I don't share the POV that this POV exists. ![]() Sorry for derailing. |
nuclearboy:Err. . . can you explain a bit, sir? I swear by the NIV. |
chamber2:It happens that most people who made first class at faculty only make 2.1 at the law school and most who make first class at the law school only made 2.1 at faculty - state or federal. There have been very very few people made first class at both places. |
InesQor:Well, maybe, but not necessarily. Attending a session with a medium or therapist and having recollections of past lives is called a “past life regression”. Of course, you can call it “re-experiencing” although my choice of words would differ. The therapist helps the subject to recollect “past lives” through hypnosis. Now the problem with regressions, it is said, is that the subject’s conscious mind can interfere and false recollections will be had. That is why most people opt to have the medium do a “past life reading” and transmit the information while in a trance-like state. The subject does not have to attend the session as it would be recorded on audiotape. The subject can choose to “believe” it or get a “confirmation” through another reading or various other means – from dowsing to astrology. Most past life readings are not actually therapeutic, although many have been reported to be so. Let us take two scenarios. Miss A goes in for a past life reading and is told the reason she has real bad allergies to grapes is because she was violated in a vineyard 88 years before. Mr B goes in and is told he has these violent recurring headaches because as a powerful king he had his enemies’ heads cut off and hung in his compound. Miss A will get a healing, having confronted a matter that her subconscious mind had kept playing up. Mr B will not. In fact, “knowing” will make no difference him. If he is dealing with a medium who’s on the Spiritual Path, he may be told he has three options. (1) Renounce the world and go into meditation in some cave. (2) Put off some of his bad karma to another life. (He will be strongly advised against this option.) (3) Forget about making his headache disappear overnight but do what he can to improve it. Daily thank God for seeing another day and pray for the good of the world. Help people from the goodness of his heart, that is, without ego or the thinking that it will improve his lot in life. Looking at the third option, you see why knowing does not make much difference because everyone ought to be helping people from the goodness of their heart and praying for the good of the world anyway. I am not aware of any therapists who promise a vacation of bad karma since no such thing exists. Past life readings are serious undertakings and no respected medium will undertake it to satisfy your curiousity or prove to you that reincarnation is true. Subjects are required to state their specific reasons for requesting a reading and if in the opinion of the medium they are not good enough, you are denied a reading. Before commencing, the medium says a short prayer, asking her spiritual guides to reveal THAT WHICH IS IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO KNOW. Thus there is no ground to say that therapists are violating any tenets. Bear in mind that most religions that teach the doctrine of reincarnation do not advocate “past life therapies” and I think there is a lot of wrong in anyone trying to use these sessions as “proof” of reincarnation. Your assertion that people should be aware of what they are being punished for is a good point. But the doctrine of reincarnation does not counter this in any way. It will require a longer write-up to explain that but let me just state that there are different levels of awareness and having the lessons you need ingrained in your subconscious mind may be sufficient. That is how it is meant to work, since being aware of your past lives can cause you a lot of problems. And there are lives between earth lives, and schools between schools, and incarnations are carefully guided devoid of chaos so the right lessons are learnt. This is what the doctrine teaches. InesQor: (2) I believe the refining is a personal participation that is built on one's exposure to the profits and losses that are engrained in the experience of the karmic garment / energy (to use your words) one comes across. One can then judge for themselves in similar decisions where the ones who have gone by, have either passed or failed in decision. That experience gets to be re-lived and thus it gets more refined as discerning the quality of the decisions.Well, I pass on this one, as I fail to find the "meaning". But lemme just say that my understanding of the op is somewhat, just somewhat, different from some expressed in the thread. In no way does the oneness of existence or infinity contradict the matter of personal identity. I am InesQor. Still I am me. Some of the ancient texts explain it well. |
Thank you. Really good writing. I don't agree that mankind has remained morally unimproved and I would seriously question your understanding of past life therapies. But here is my main concern: What refining value is added by picking up someone else's karmic garment or absorbing karmic energies floating about? (Just by the way, I do believe in the oneness of existence, disagree, as people may, on details.) |
For the first time Ohaneze has a good point to make but they have to spoil it by throwing in the word Igbo. Who told them there were no Igbo victims in Kano or that only the Igbo were victims of the other attacks? What I don't get is the propriety or legality of a direct CBN donation to a state government on behalf terror victims. And Sanusi, a man I have considerable respect for, needs to explain what informed the choice of this particular incident. |

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If you are in Nigeria, you will find it very hard to lay your hands on vegennaise. And if you do, it's very expensive. But it may be well worth it.
) with the handmaid Hagar is proof enough that it was not Abraham, but Sarah who was "past age." But the NIV leaves us with the distinct impression by INTRODUCING Abraham without any textual basis at all that Abraham as well as Sarah was past age for "bearing children