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RomanceRe: Lady Embarrassed At A Restaurant After Her Date Left Without Paying The Bills by Myke99: 6:45am On Aug 11, 2023
APOPTOSIS:
Please who has that Girl's details...
My intuition tells me she's still a good girl.
Not yet destroyed.
I have 20k and an Android for her.
Fool like u. You no see any guy for your street to help, Na girl way u no know know.. goat
CelebritiesRe: Asake And Olamide Spray Dollars in Club To Celebrate The Album Release Of Asake by Myke99: 3:05pm On Sep 08, 2022
StagethemTVee:
Mr Money Asake, Olamide, and YBNL crew took to the club in USA to celebrate the release of Asake’s debut album.

Mr Money is seen spraying dollars like his name suggests, on everyone and everywhere around him.

Olamide who was mostly behind the camera was heard laughing as he recorded Asake and others stoning each other with dollar bills.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYonIUBbpQ4
Haters everywhere
CrimeRe: BREAKING NEWS!!! Man Sees Dead Wife With Another Man by Myke99: 6:12am On Aug 01, 2022
Cubalabloo:
Only dummies will believe this rubbish.
So true. Na who never see Lyf no go believe
RomanceRe: Woman Brought 18 Of Her Friends To Dinner, And Boyfriend Refused To Pay. (video) by Myke99: 3:39pm On Jul 20, 2022
siofra:
The boy is foolish.

You invited her and she brought her friends, you're supposed to pay for all of them simple! angry


Stingy men everywhere.
Wetin u father no fit do �
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Should I Do? Learn A Skill Or Continue Job Hunting by Myke99: 6:36pm On Jul 18, 2022
Threesha:
From DM
You can start a viewing center business, football match and games, Just look out for a busy location
With 500k you’re good to go. Everyday earning
Mostly weekend
SportsRe: Arsenal Complete Gabriel Jesus Signing by Myke99: 5:56pm On Jul 04, 2022
treesun:
Gabriel Jesus has signed from Manchester City on a long-term contract.

The 25-year-old forward joins us having established himself as one of the leading strikers in the Premier League in recent seasons. He scored 95 goals in 236 appearances in all competitions during his five seasons in Manchester.

Gabriel has won the Premier League title four times, the FA Cup, and the League Cup three times. He is a regular in the Brazil national team, making 56 appearances and scoring 19 times since making his full international debut for his country in September 2016. He was a member of the squad which won the Copa America in 2019. During his international career Gabriel has also notably won a gold medal at the 2016 Rio Olympic Games, and featured at the 2018 FIFA World Cup.

Gabriel developed through the youth setup at Palmeiras, signing a youth contract in 2013, with his prolific goalscoring ensuring he quickly progressed into the first-team squad, making his debut as a 17-year-old in March 2015. During his time with Palmeiras, Gabriel was an integral part of the club’s Campeonato Brasileiro Serie A winning side in 2016, when he was voted as the league’s Bola de Ouro – Player of the Season. 

Technical Director Edu said: “We are delighted that we have secured the transfer of Gabriel. Everyone who knows football well, knows the qualities of Gabriel Jesus.

"Gabriel is a player who we have admired for a long time now. He is 25 years old and an established Brazil international who has consistently demonstrated that he is a player at a very high level. We look forward to seeing him join up with his new teammates ahead of the new season. We all welcome Gabriel to Arsenal.” 

Mikel Arteta added: “I’m very excited. The club has done a tremendous job to recruit a player of this stature. I know Gabriel personally very well, and we all know him well from his time in the Premier League and being really successful here.

"This is a position that’s been on our radar for a long time now and we have managed to get a player that we all wanted, so I’m really happy.”

Gabriel will wear the number 9 shirt and will join up with the Gunners squad for pre-season training soon.

Everyone at Arsenal welcomes Gabriel to the club. 

The transfer is subject to the completion of regulatory processes.


https://www.arsenal.com/news/arsenal-complete-gabriel-jesus-signing

SportsRe: Harry Maguire And Fern Hawkins Wedding Photos by Myke99: 9:48am On Jun 28, 2022
ogbiwa:
Manchester United captain Harry Maguire married childhood sweetheart Fern Hawkins in a gorgeous ceremony in France on Saturday.

The pair, who have been together since they were in high-school, tied the knot in the grounds of a lavish countryside chateaux surrounded by close friends and family. Maguire shared a charming snap of himself locking lips with his new wifey during the ceremony on his Instagram page, captioning the post: "A day I'll never forget."

The wedding took place at the dreamy Chateau de Varennes in the south of France - which has been voted one of the top ten wedding venues in the world.

In order to obtain a UK marriage certificate, the couple got officially hitched last month - in the slightly less romantic-sounding Crewe Registry Office - but wanted to take their vows again in style once the football season had been wrapped up.

Well-wishers from across the country flooded to the comments section of Maguire's Instagram post, including a number of current and former teammates.

"Love it, congratulations to you both," wrote Arsenal and England goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale.

"Congrats big guy," former Leicester City midfielder Danny Drinkwater wrote, while Jacob Mellis, who spent several years with Maguire in Sheffield United's academy, joked: "Thanks for the invite mate, congrats!".

The happy day comes as a welcome relief for the couple who were forced to flee their Manchester home in April following a bomb scare.

Maguire has been under intense pressure for months following a seismic dip in form and with United boss Erik ten Hag keen on bringing a new centre back in this summer the 29-year-old could be facing a fight for his future in the first-team.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/harry-maguire-wedding-man-united-27327913
Let’s hope maguire can Defend is marriage!!
TravelRe: Bus Driver Dies After Speeding To Beat Traffic Light In Lekki by Myke99: 4:56am On Jun 28, 2022
BadNews:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2022/06/27/bus-driver-dies-after-speeding-to-beat-traffic-light-in-lekki/
Imagine wetin kill you. Over speedin” ordinary trafic light, what if traffic Dey wetin you for do
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which One Would You Take? by Myke99: 5:45am On Jun 22, 2022
Hamachi:
A job on the island 150k or a job on the mainland 120k

You reside in Ketu
Come to island for exposure
SportsRe: Real Madrid Unveil Anthony Rudiger - Photos by Myke99: 8:47pm On Jun 20, 2022
paulolee:
I cnt wait to see him in Madrid, tired of hearing the hype about this guy...
a player dt only performs playing as a 3 man back but not dt good wen playing as a cb in a 4 man defense settings.
am happy madrid do use 4 man defense n he would be exposed for us all to see.
the only positive is dt he came in for free, unlike a club in Manchester dt signed a defender for 80m, gave him captain band n he still flopped in flying colors...I no call names o
Oga rudiger can never be flop in Spain. As England tough reach rudiger still perform
Spain football no fit stress am, na holiday e go be for Spain
CrimeRe: Bet Company Must Be Banned by Myke99: 1:18pm On Jun 11, 2022
Oladimeji122:
I dont just no the reason why government no ban this thing it don destroy many peoples life and career i dont maybe na juju them day use i dont understand one of my sibling don use his school fee play bet9ja all money lost chai 56k meant for school
Your sibling no bet responsible
SportsRe: Which Is More Painful Between Relationship Heartbreak & Betslip? by Myke99: 7:45am On Jun 01, 2022
Desperados:
Imagine your bet ticket of #10million just cut due to only the last game.
Then your girlfriend called you 30mins later to end your relationship of 5 years.

Which incident would you think more & Which of them would be most painful to you?

BROKEN RELATIONSHIP or CUT-ONE BET SLIP....



Oya bettors and lovers, mak una con talk.

Girls, com hear ur guys...
The day I win 920k.. Omo the kind feelings way I get that weeks” love no fit give me.
How much more 10m compare to Nigeria girl. Money way go make girl way u no born call you daddy
RomanceRe: How A Three Weeks Old Relationship Ended Because Of Magzi Shawarma (photos) by Myke99: 8:19pm On May 20, 2022
ExAngel007:
Man shares message his girlfriend sent to break up with him after he failed to buy her shawarma and ice cream

A woman sent a lengthy message to her boyfriend to break up with him after he failed to buy her shawarma and ice cream.

The relationship only lasted 3 weeks before it ended and the
girlfriend detailed her reason for leaving him.

She said he has never met any of her needs since they started dating and she has realised that she was better off when she wasn't dating him.

The message has generated mixed reactions as Twitter users share their opinion.

See below.


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/5/man-shares-message-his-girlfriend-sent-to-break-up-with-him-after-he-failed-to-buy-her-shawarma-and-ice-cream.html
If u called ur self big girl and you’re depending on ur bf to buy u ordinary shawarma � then it shows that you’re a runs girl with low life budget
RomanceRe: How A Three Weeks Old Relationship Ended Because Of Magzi Shawarma (photos) by Myke99: 8:12pm On May 20, 2022
Jennyclay:
If you can't maintain a high standard lady, then go to your village and pick a low standard lady. Learn to cut your coats according to your pocket!!

Love without money is nonsense!! We're not gonna eat love in the relationship. Who love help abeg?? Don't let Nigeria nollywood movies deceive you.. This is real life.

You better go and make money and stop complaining bitterly here. I can't even be with a broke man. God forbid it!!!
Na why yahoo boyz Dey use una as sacrifice.
Greedy bitch
RomanceRe: How A Three Weeks Old Relationship Ended Because Of Magzi Shawarma (photos) by Myke99: 8:08pm On May 20, 2022
Zonefree:
Go and make your own money and spend it how you like! You mustn't be parasitic all through the days of your life, you this evening Tribune newspaper!
Bro no worry urself . AshAwo don drop quote
FamilyRe: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by Myke99: 9:27am On May 11, 2022
Larryfest:
Good morning all, I have been having sleepless night for a while now and a few days ago confirmed my insomnia would last longer than I thought.

We were comfortable and have been married for 5years now with a daughter but things have been rough for a while due to my business folding up and we have had to manage with the little we see from time to time. Earlier this year I had to sell some of the things in our house including my phone just so we could buy foodstuffs and pay our daughter's school fees, just some weeks ago I even had to shamefully reach out to a popular Nairalander if he has a phone he could spare because the one I'm currently using is a Desktop kind of phone (doesn't work without directly plugging it).

Last month my wife came home with a brand new Samsung phone and when I asked how she got it her response was that she won it from her womanhood help group on Facebook (she is very active there).
Last Sunday while arranging the room I came across a fertility clinic document and the receipt of the phone which the amount written there staggered me a bit because it's way more than our house rent that expired recently which has been the cause of my sleepless nights. When she got back from church I confronted her with my two findings and after plenty talks and argument she confessed a friend from work told her about it and she sold her Eggs at the clinic and it was from it she bought the phone.

My people since Sunday I have been seriously weak and confused, a lot on my mind already but now I have to add this to ithuh Marriage is for the faint hearted abeg!!!

ADDENDUM.....

1. Someone asked how much .... well she said she was paid #150k but the nurse who brought her in collected 15k.

2. Someone also made some points about sex, complications and others and even said it's a made up story to tarnish women or whatever well I don't think they pay for story on Nairaland and even if they do it isn't going to cover what's on my mind right now so you believe whatever you want, it's quite funny to think everyone would exhibit same complications as the third party you heard your gist from...

3. She told me it only took her 3weeks of preparation and she wasn't even going to the more than 3times a week and as for medications and the rest, you think someone who doesn't want you to know what he/she is up to would leave clues flying around the househuh

4. As for the sex part and her risking getting pregnant, she has been on birth control pills for like 4years now so pregnancy wasn't going to stop her from the procedures....
Damn.. Omo this one weak me
FamilyRe: My Skin Is Getting Bad and discoloured.Advice Needed(photos) by Myke99: 5:32pm On May 10, 2022
MrOjay1:
I've been having this re-occuring breakouts of little boils around my torso.

It first started from the back of my right arm before it spread to the whole of my back and my chest area.


It doesn't seem to stop despite the medication I've been taking.

It has also spread to the back of my head.It's giving me migraines and also affecting my sight.


When I stare at the TV,I see things slightly doubling and also sometimes little cloudlike shade forms at the corner of my eyes.


It's getting me seriously worried
Bro that’s acne on ur back. I once treat that with several medications. Going to hospital only make Matter worst for me then cause after several treatment and injection with drugs it keep increasing. The only thing that work perfect is Oceanic cod liver oil capsule 1000mg I take one capsule everyday and thank me later.
RomanceRe: Man Struggles To Stand After Sleeping With 3 Sex Workers At A Brothel (photos) by Myke99: 8:05pm On May 06, 2022
Thandiubani:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JezXpms3_9g

A man who stormed a hotel to have the fun of his life nearly lost his life after sleeping with three sex workers.

A video of the incident showed the man being helped to a chair as he couldn't walk again after the act.

The ladies had to pour water on his head to revive him.

Lesson: no do pass yourself.

Watch video below:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdN4yx6ra-b/
He was cuming at the same time he was going
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You As A Guy Don't Hang Out And Drink Go Thank God by Myke99: 7:41pm On May 05, 2022
fineboynl:
People who don't drink not to talk of being addicted to drink don't know what God has done for them.

It's difficult to save money or plan if you drink every night and hang out.

If you are a Hangout addict and drinks you will understand what I'm talking about with the current economy in the country.

I know how much I spend a night for normal paging even on a low key.

Thousands will just go like that before you knows it. Couple with all other bills to pay.
Bro” I drink on a steady,Na u to get budget on how to spend.
No big deal in drinking if u get extra sense
CrimeRe: My Iphone 6+ And 105,000 Naira Stolen by Myke99: 8:24pm On Apr 29, 2022
Lukaku12:
Good afternoon nairalanders....please is there a way to track an iPhone that's switched off and without a sim card? I have the receipt I used in purchasing the phone two years ago...I actually went to work on Monday and before I came back my money (105k and my iPhone 6+) were missing.
I live with my parent in an upstair and this isn't the first time money Is missing, my dad misplaced 109k last year but we just thought it was a coincidence...last two weeks I bought an earpiece and before I returned from work I couldn't find it....I think someone has a key that he uses to open our apartment....I actually want to take this serious especially getting the culprit through the iPhone...please is there a way? I remember my iCloud password but I don't think I remember the ID name...please suggest ways of getting the iPhone or possible way of getting the culprit
Do you add any of your friends to your find my iPhone list? If yes...then you can track ur phone
While using ur friend phone to locate yours.. 100 percent
SportsRe: I Lost My Life Savings #113,000 To Betting by Myke99: 4:09pm On Apr 24, 2022
kuonbe:
Just Friday and Saturday I lost 100plus all my savings to bettings,
Am bleeding and looking at my 2yers old plus boy now if not for him I know what to do now.
Av read and read many talking about betting is not good and I know. But av fall victim in just two days I lost all. Money am saving for house rent all gone. If I cant make it. Am leaving this miserable life all gone. 32 years am nothing wat am I waiting for
Even Bet9ja term and conditions it was stated there to Bet responsible, but u choose not too but who never fvck up hand’s in the air, no hands my Gee
CareerRe: My Job Is Ruining My Relationship, How Can I Go About It? by Myke99: 4:24pm On Apr 22, 2022
Scapula112:
Hello nairalanders, I'm an old user of this forum just wanna remain anonymous. Please my career is not making me be in a relationship with any lady, all the Ladies I've dated in the past all complain of one thing which is time.

I'm a second year neurosurgical resident here in new Jersey prior to my residency in this program, I was a medical officer whose job Is not more demanding , I had a girlfriend who's always complaining of me not being there for her tho I give her money and always visiting her if I'm on shift even though I got limited time to prepare for a medical board exam to get into residency (USMLE) those know about the exam knows how crazy it was, a three steps examination.

She broke up with me for a guy she always call her friend..the heart break almost cost me my step 2 CK, life goes on. Here am I in neurosurgery, my first day was like hell imagine being in the O.R for 16 hrs straight without seeing the sun because they brought multiple patients who sustained brain injury during a road accident, I nearly cried, to my chief of surgery ..An attending surgeon it's like nothing I almost regretted being there and not going to family medicine or internal medicine.

This has made me so awful that if see me you'll think I'm a mad man...is either I'm in the O.R or I'm sleeping no time for family, Cinema, vacation, the girl Ioved has left me all because of time. I make money i don't have time to spend, money is now useless to me because there is no time to look after myself ..in the next 1hr I'll be in the middle of a surgery. It's just crazy, is this how I'll spend the rest of my life? No woman? It's frustrating .

Last week i collapsed in the middle of a surgery because we just finished removing a tumor In the right part of the brain barely two hours, I was sleeping when I got an urgent call to report to the O.R ... I'm now regretting choosing this program. Can a lady love a guy whose everyday life is like this? I think not.

What do you think I can do please mature minds. I'll be 29 by June.
Some people no just get problems for this life. See wetin Dey bother you.
FamilyRe: Which Bills Do You Hate Paying The Most? by Myke99: 3:24pm On Apr 22, 2022
Peace081:
Transport fare to see a guy, e dy pain me die. Why can't he come regular to pick me or probably buy a car for me sad
Na small pikin u be. When u start to pay bill u go understand
FamilyRe: Lady Calls Out Her Newly Wedded Husband For Deceiving Her Into Marrying Him by Myke99: 2:05pm On Apr 20, 2022
Gentlerespect76:
Lady calls out her newly-wedded husband for allegedly deceiving her into marrying him

Two months after their wedding, a lady has called out her husband, Emmanuel Egba, for allegedly deceiving her into marrying him.

The lady, identified as Oladimeji Oluwatosin, revealed they got married on February 19, 2022, at First East Circular road, in Benin City, Edo State.

According to her, “We dated for six months and he said he wanted to get married. He deceived me into marrying him because we are Witnesses and we believe once we get married we can't divorce, except on the ground of adultery.

He borrowed money to show off, pretended that he was rich and came for my hand in marriage. My family and I agreed because he was acting all nice.

When we were preparing for the wedding he lied that his company was owing him N11million. So my family took the responsibility of the wedding, did everything, only for me to get to his house and find out he has been lying to me all along.

He promised to open a tailoring shop for me but he couldn’t even feed me, talk more of opening the shop. I told him I was going to tell the elders in our congregation and he thre#tened to k#ll me because he knew he would be disfellowship.

He even locked me in the bathroom one day and I was screaming for help, luckily for me his neighbors came to my rescue. I left his house that day.

Ladies that want to get married now should please make thorough research before they get married.”
Assuming the guy in question is rich, you for no come here Dey cap nonsense greedy bitch’ dem play u street now u Dey rant
CareerRe: I'm In Love With My Boss. Pls Help by Myke99: 11:47am On Apr 18, 2022
Richsteemit:
Good evening. Have been praying for God to give me a good wife and job. God answered my prayer I got a job last month. But I'm in love with d boss of my work place. She posses everything a woman suppose to have. Guys should I shoot my shot? I know it is very risky. Money is not everything. May be God wants to answer the two prayers at a time
Which day u start work. When u won fall in love�
CrimeRe: Pregnant Woman Stabs Husband To Death In Oyo Over Plan To Marry 2nd Wife by Myke99: 10:28pm On Apr 05, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


This woman and stupidity. One useless idiot want to pick a new wife instead of allowing the fool to go ahead with his plan while you're making your plans to leave him, you go ahead to stabbed the fool , thus creating more problems to yourself

No man on earth can make me lose my sanity. If I am not good for you enough and you want to pick a new wife, please go ahead, if I can't tolerate such, I quit the marriage immediately. I don't have to go confrontational with any idiot that have three legs which the center one is a midget.
When it happened to you. Then we see what you will do. No con Dey cap nonsense here saint
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Sent Me Pregnancy Results And Ask Me To Fund Her Trip To UK by Myke99: 7:57am On Apr 01, 2022
finson:
Good day all,

I was working in Lagos as expatriate. I am married and she was fully aware at the beginning of the relationship.

I had sex with my gf on the 6th day and I pulled out.

I told her that month that my contract has been terminated by my company and I have to go back to my country.

On 27th day I met her (5 days before leaving the country) and she asked me if I am sure that I pulled out on time when we had sex last time and I told her yes and she told me that she is asking the question because she has not seen her period.

When I left the country 2 weeks later I chatted her and I asked if she is doing well. She told me that she is not fine. I asked "why ?" And she told me that she is pregnant. I was very surprised and I called her. That day she told me that she was just joking with me she is not pregrant and we talked about everything.

Last week she told me that she is pregnant. She shared with me a test results on a paper where the date of the pregnancy perfectly matches with the date we had sex.

She told me that if her family is aware of the situation they will disowned her and she immediately shared with me some requirements to apply for a job in UK where 2 million NGN are required and she asked me for support. She also deleted the image of the tests results.

When I asked her to share with me she told me that she does not want me to be in trouble if my wife see that document in my phone. I insisted to get a copy and I told her that she can be assured I will not keep it in my phone. She shared back the document after cropped the letterhead. I insisted to get the full copy and she sent another one after striketrhoughed on her name.

I told her that I don't think in Nigeria the only option available for a woman who gets pregnant is to travel to UK even if her family will disown her. I understand that the situation is not comfortable but there could be other options. Even this process to go to UK can be unsuccessful, and if it is the case, this amount of money would have been lost.

I am not from Nigeria and this story seems suspicious to me. I am currently abroad, there is no way I can verify what she is telling me. I don't also want to open it some of my friends there.

To be honest, I never planned after I left the country to cut communication with her or to support her. But I prefer to support her whenever I have the opportunity to do. I don't know now if this story about the pregnancy is true or not.

If you have any experience in this kind of situation please share with me. Any advice is also welcome.
Please don't judge me.
She won use you cashout.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 16th March 2022 by Myke99: 7:33pm On Mar 16, 2022
Arsenal go collect wotowoto
FamilyRe: My Marriage Of 10 Months Is Gradually Crashing by Myke99: 12:23pm On Mar 15, 2022
A responsible family will send their daughter back to her husband house immediately, She’s not the problem but her parent. Na why u go need do family check up before u marriage who so ever... Una still get a lot of fight and argument in future to handle that’s how marriage work bro. Reconciliation is key
FamilyRe: My Marriage Of 10 Months Is Gradually Crashing by Myke99: 12:21pm On Mar 15, 2022
[quote author=Nacoss25 post=111019564]My marriage of 10 months is gradually crashing.

I and my wife had some issues 2 weeks ago and she ran away from the house to her parents and now the parents are denying me from seeing her while from my investigation and information gathered she connived with her family to go into hiding.
A responsible family will send their daughter back to her husband house immediately, She’s not the problem but her parent. Na why u go need do family check up before u marriage who so ever... Una still get a lot of fight and argument in future to handle that’s how marriage work bro. Reconciliation is key

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