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Niiade:
Plate number ain't even customized, cool ish

Number plate

Ma Niggah

cktheluckyman:
The stupid Ngige shouldn't shut up.He stands a better chance of becoming Governor in Lagos and Ogun where he has many admirers than in Anambra state

Unfortunately he will be reminded that he is omo ibo and oba lagoon will ask him to go and die in the lagoon.

So Ngige is not only confused but lost

Motherfucker2:
No need writing him.
Just call Dino Malaye, he knows how to handle Tinubu and his wife

If Tinubu hears Dino Malaye's name, he go shiit for his trouser.

Youz a real mo'fucker man,chai you just finished Thiefnnubu and him bonga fish wife

Integrityfarms:
For the convention to have held despite it's soon relocation is a show of courage in PDP!

But is pdp worthy of the trust of the lacerated, hunger stricken common man of the apc led government based on their antecedents?

A question time will give answers to

It's time to stop asking such questions,,,,

It's either you love and embrace the current hardship brought upon Nigerians by the very woefully incompetent and fraudulent government of Presidiot Buhari or you lend your support to the most formidable opposition in the land to keep the dullard and his nest of crooked cabinet on their toes till we kick their arses out by 2019

[quote author= post=48548318]Lol... Na real buhari. So buhari done turn pet name. Interesting. Make I go buy my monkey name am buhari jor.[/quote]Hehehehehe

A 30-year-old trader has been arrested by the police in Ogun state for naming his pet dog ‘Buhari.’ The trader, Joe Fortemose Chinakwe, of No 10, Omikunle Street, Sango-Ota, Ogun State, was reportedly arrested last weekend, after one of his neighbours of Northern extraction complained bitterly that he named his dog after his father, Alhaji Buhari. Vanguard learned that the complainant reported the case at Sango Police Station, last Saturday, after which the trader was arrested and detained. However, it was gathered that efforts by the police to recover the dog, which they intended using as evidence failed following a clever move by the suspect. The trader, said to be trading in female wears at a popular market in Sango, allegedly directed his friends secretly to kill the dog and possibly eat the meat in order to avoid being implicated. It was gathered that consistent appeals by his friends and relations for the police to grant him bail failed as the complainant and his kinsmen reportedly threatened to kill the trader if he was released on bail. Trader denied bail The case, however, took a different dimension two days later when Chinakwe’s relatives went to Sango police station to further plead for his bail only to be informed that the case file and the suspect have been transferred to Ogun State Police Command headquarters at Eleweran. A relation to the suspect, who simply identified himself as Chiedozie, told Vanguard that his brother was being persecuted for no just cause and expressed fears that he may either be poisoned inside police cell or thrown into jail. Chiedozie said: “Chinakwe is a lover of dogs and he names them after things that tickle him. He bought this dog a year ago and named it Buhari. Unfortunately, some Northerners, who dominate the vicinity where he resides misconstrued his intention and connived to take him up. The complainant then claimed it was derogatory because his father answers Buhari.” Police sources, however, told Vanguard that the actions of the suspect “were very provocative.” The source said: “he not only named the dog Buhari but boldly wrote it on the body of both sides of the dog and was seen parading the neighbourhood dominated by Northerners with it.” As at press time, relations to the suspect were still making frantic efforts to effect his bail while his accusers are insisting that he must be prosecuted. Police confirms arrest When contacted around 8pm yesterday, the acting Police spokesman in Ogun State, Abimbola Oyeyemi, ASP, said he was still trying to get the Divisional Police Officer in-charge of Sango for details. Oyeyemi later called, stating that: “I have made enquiries. The man bought a dog and inscribed Buhari on both sides of its body. One Mallam lodged a complaint and when our men got there, we found out that it was true. You know such thing can cause serious breach of the peace and ethnic or religious unrest. We are charging him to court for conduct likely to cause a breach of peace.” Continuing, he said: “He was arrested last Saturday and we are taking him to court later today (Tuesday) or tomorrow morning (today). You know an average Northerner will feel bad over such a thing. It can cause serious ethnic crisis or religious confrontation because when you are relegating such a name to a certain person, you are indirectly insulting him.” When asked about the whereabouts of the dog that will be used as evidence against the suspect, the police spokesman said: “The dog cannot follow anybody except the owner. We will use him as our evidence because he did not deny it.”

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/trader-arrested-naming-pet-dog-buhari/

HungerBAD:
Lol.

So we learned two things here today.

(1)Juju do not work.

(2)It is actually an offence to possess juju in Nigeria.

Now my question is,why are the Herbalist preparing the Juju not been arrested?or should Government make Juju illegal.

It's being

Dammit

BeeBeeOoh:
Oba lagoon even if you bring pounds sterling, nobody is gonna give you wailers form period...

Hmmm, Is he telling the dullard to go perish in the lagoon ? ,isn't that a tard belated.Knowing his closeness with Tinubu, is he voicing out jagaban's inner complaints well na their cup of tea,let them enjoy the scam they foisted on Nigerians

I'll behead anybody that sells wailers form to this lagoon oba

world1:
Good morning Dear Nairalanders,
Its so unfortunate that we still have information marketers trying to post on agriculture section of this forum. Please if you are intrested in commercial plantain cultivation with best agronomy procedure you will spend between N300,000- N450,000 excluding land depending on your location.

Very timely.Great job

[quote author=Hadeyeancah post=48506226][/quote]Sharrap dia,he made sense
Sanusi is a paedo and I bet you he must have been sleeping with that teenager way before she was 18

Hehehe

How old are the cassava plants ?
Can you oblige us the species of the cassava ?

Baawaa:
Is a free world,anybody can tell anybody to shut up,likewise, am using the opportunity to tell Fani-Kayode too to "shut up for life".

Okay you and Sanusi should shut up as e dey hot

malele:
Mumu emir, is that the reason why the sports minister appointed under that goat that calls himself president of nigeria is disgracing Nigerian team in Olympics .
Can u imagine Nigerian team was held by hotel officials in Brazil, if not for Mikel I wonder what would have happened .

Someone please tell the stupidd emir to eat shiit

Awwww

Really sweet

In this era of Buhari-induced sadness and anger, unusual acts of love like these (not just ordinary PDA) are warmly refreshing

Shame on Buhari

Different strokes for different folks.I use both air tell and glo data on different gadgets,whilst glo has been a horror to use,air tell has been my saving grace

ammyluv2002:
Seriously, i don tire for this Country! Why waste the little resources we have on things like this? Why not look at other ways to keep the Economy? Why are we so bent on this oil of a thing?


Well, i hope Mr President knows what he's doing sha

Unfortunately he is just an arrogant vindictive dunce,he doesn't know the fxck he is doing.
He so desperately wants to be able to say "boo yah in your face to the Niger Delta,hence he is so blindly fixated on such a white elephant project as prospecting for oil behind his cattle ranch.

The Crass dunce he is

This was bound to happen,,,,with Buhari's clueless govt's no economic blue print whatsoever,spiralling inflation,near zero etc

Congratulations to the dullard,this is one of his achievements

Nigeria loses top position in GDP to South Africa

South Africa’s economy has regained the position of Africa’s largest in dollar terms more than two years after losing it to Nigeria as the value of the nations’ currencies moved in opposite directions. Based on gross domestic product at the end of 2015 published by the International Monetary Fund, the size of South Africa’s economy is $301 billion at the rand’s current exchange rate, while Nigeria’s GDP is $296 billion. That’s after the rand gained more than 16 percent against the dollar since the start of 2016, and Nigeria’s naira lost more than a third of its value after the central bank removed a currency peg in June. Both nations face the risk of a recession after contracting in the first quarter of the year. The Nigerian economy shrank by 0.4 percent in the three months through March from a year earlier amid low oil prices and output and shortage of foreign currency. That curbed imports, including fuel. In South Africa, GDP contracted by 0.2 percent from a year earlier as farming and mining output declined. “More than the growth outlook, in the short term the ranking of these economies is likely to be determined by exchange rate movements,” Alan Cameron, an economist at Exotix Partners LLP, said. Although Nigeria is unlikely to be unseated as Africa’s largest economy in the long run, “the momentum that took it there in the first place is now long gone.” The South African rand rallied as investors turned to emerging markets with liquid capital markets to seek returns after Britain voted to leave the European Union on June 23, even as the central bank forecast the economy won’t expand this year and the nation risks losing its investment-grade credit rating. The ruling African National Congress’s lowest support since 1994 in the August 3 local government vote led to further gains on speculation that it will pressure the party to introduce economic reforms that will boost growth and cut unemployment. In Nigeria, investors did not flock to buy naira-based assets after authorities removed the peg of 197-199 naira per dollar. The Central Bank of Nigeria raised its benchmark interest rate to a record in July to lure foreign money, even as the IMF forecast the economy will contract 1.8 percent this year. Nigeria was assessed as the continent’s largest economy in April 2014 when authorities overhauled its GDP data for the first time in two decades. The recalculation saw the Nigerian economy in 2013 expand by three-quarters to an estimated N80 trillion. The rand gained 1 percent to 13.2805 per dollar at 4:03 p.m. in Johannesburg on Wednesday. The naira weakened 2.7 percent to N320 per dollar.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/nigeria-loses-top-position-gdp-south-africa/

TippyTop:
Presidiot Buhari spent more than a year employing special advisers on new media and propaganda.

There are currently 5 or so special advisers on propaganda, in the mind of the dullard, propaganda is more important than the economy.

MINT !!!!
This is the post of the year

saintikechi:
lol

https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/4085531_ntoor_jpegf3d50b89b9f2cb310a24e8ce1448fbeb

Serves him right.BTW I wasn't part of the people that called for his release,let him enjoy the sai baba dullard he actively conspired to foist on Nigeria

Stelvin101:
only to found out

BLUE MURDERRRRR "only to found out"

Zico5:
Personally I don't believe in party system but individual sagacity. Ambode antecedent will be the greatest in lagos state if he could achieve this feat. He has shown himself to be someone that mean business. 4th mainland bridge will portray lagos as the mega city in Africa and world at large. Let's keep the ball rolling.

Ambode's got big balls

hungryboy:
By the time Buhari is through with this country,
We go dey beg Goodluck Jonathan make him come back.
I've learnt my lesson though,
Never trust a cow herder, with position of leadership.

Foolish,ear-infested,diapers-wearing cattle herder

kingofthejungle:
Nigeria will never honour their own


ihatebuhari

I hate the fool also

otipoju:
The one wey sweet my belle be say " Siasa ignored the calls of the Sports Minister" and called the Vice President directly.

That sports minister deserve plenty slap. Forming familiarity with success that he refused to do nothing to bring about.

Na God go bless Sia 1 for shunning the calls of the beret-wearing mad man from the United States of Nigeria

HungerBAD:
Sad end to a Clueless President.

After getting kicked out of Power in Nigeria,by a landslide margin. The Clueless one,now goes about visiting different dignitaries in the world uninvited.

In Yoruba,it is called "Mogboor Moyaa"

Truth is,Jonathan is not relevant in Nigeria,and can never be relevant anywhere in the World.

The Western Intelligence still has him tagged,as the most corrupt President Ever in Nigeria.

Only Mediocres celebrate mediocrity,like some of his supporters on Nairaland.

Great Minds go with Buhari.

My guy,no one is deceived by your puerile useless rants.
Only zombies will like your post,the truth of the matter is that e dey pain you and other zombies die say the hero of Nigeria's democracy GEJ is shining around the world while your ear-infected dullard is wobbling as the real el clueless at the villa.
No let am pain you too much,GEJ is just blessed

leofab:
Right in front of government house

Errrr not really government house,it's just an annex.The real government house is in Asaba

Ignorance about first aid killed the driver.From what I can see,the gunshot wound was merely to his upper arm,and not to any delicate organ like heart,lung etc.So some blood vessels were severed and muscles torn,all he needed to do was as soon as the robbers zoomed off,he should have folded his shirt and used it to apply pressure on the wound just to stop the bleeding,ask passers by to help tie the wound firmly and let somebody rush him to the nearest hospital where he would be stabilized and would still be alive today,but alas he did not know what to do so he simply BLED TO DEATH.

Hope the mole in the meeting that tipped off the robbers gets caught

Like someone pointed out above,Seun Osewa is arguably one of the youngest Nigerian billionaires all round ( if not the youngest),nairalanders alone is worth nearly 3 billion naira.There's also nairabet and a chain of other multimillion dollar businesses the quiet young man has and one mushroom agency is there writing bunkum that is nothing more than glorified hyping/image laundry