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MrSly:
Plural noun goes with plural verb. not wailers reacts but wailers react (simple present tense for primary 5 pupils)

OMG
You just killed the guy's pathetic zombie career on nairaland

HIGHESTPOPORI:
If Lie never blame Jonathan,his mind no dey rest! The substandard weapons should be tested on Lie,for us to confirm if he is saying the truth!

GBAM !!!

midehi2:
theres no words a woman can say that will make a normal man beat her up, men who are men knows what to do
by the way, she talk, him talk, so why adding another on top by slapping, if na me, as him add by slapping, me i will add by hot water, equation balance
*na joke i dey o*

There's no wisdom in ur post,,,,, well na joke you dey.

BTW, a man CAN NEVER have tge last word in an argument with a woman, men are not wired for that, ,, it's called bitching.
Every couple is unique,,, what works for one couple in conflict resolution may not necessarily work for the other, the onus is both parties to find out what works for them.
And lastly, women are the weaker sex and should be submissive to their husbands,,, men ought to love and protect their wives, ,,,,,

BumBae:
Yh an arm would be great
Its my opinion i have witness too many cases where the woman forgives now she walking around town with black eye after being beaten black n blue yet she claiming its love
Nah una biz b dat one slap im out marriage aint for everyone if mn no marry me cuz i refuse to b use as punching bag for a weak coward den so be it ..

Dey talk anyhow now o
Okay since you despise marriage this much and truly don't pray to get a husband, should I join my faith with yours and pray that as "marriage is not for you" that you will never be married. I dare you say amen to that

BumBae:
Lol
What a shame
Well i always say ... Hitting a woman is a big deal so for that lil thing he slapped her
She berra walk away

This is where women get steewpid ... It only takes one slap. Tomorrow he punch her in the face , next tomorrow he will ise belt .. Every voilent man starts with a slap a push etc n it gets worse



She should go ... If he truly loves her he will leave her n give her space mayb after some time yh but as for me u slap its over..
Other ways to handle without hitting... Lol cut her spending money i know she aint got work since she standing around waiting for slaps

Dats why you're still single @ 38.Wait till you get your own husband, let's see if you can walk away from the marriage just because of a one off error for which your hubby would've hated himself; begged for your forgiveness, promised it'd never happen again and taken his contrite heart online to report himself to the whole world.
I mean COME ONNNNNN,What do you want from the guy, an arm and a leg
Jeeez

CivilzedTyger:
You must have learned some lessons, she's your wife not your child and slapping her is not a way of correction. Everybody deserves a second chance but when she gives it to you don't mess with it ...

So it's okay to slap your child ?

Olusharp:
I don't just understand this Blackface, wizkid stole your song he blow,2face stole your song he blow, Blackface it seems your calling is to write the songs and let other people blow... best advice change your name from blackface to whiteface.... yeye dey smell

Ho Ho Ho Hehehehehehehe

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Frankiss44:
Hehehehe.. Wike will rule @demdem and his family for 8 years, I repeat, 8 years unless they decide to leave Rivers State after 4 years. After running his mouth carelessly and acting as if he and his party APC are the giver of power now he is here preaching morality. If I were him, I will take a break from nairaland for sometime. At least reality has dawned on him that this caretaker Governor will rule over him (@demdem and his family ) for 4 years minimum.

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sameer1212:
I am fu*cking sad about this fu*cking news

Suck on it zombie

Let the LYING LIARS AKA ZOMBIES waillllllllllllllllllllllll

BTW,Dakuku and Amachi,if you both want the governorship seat,go and collect it from the supreme court

Segol:
If the likes of Obj truly meant well for this country, Nigeria shouldn't be where it is today. OBJ is a PRETENDER and DICTATOR of the HIGHEST ORDER. What we Nigerians don't understand is that the country is being held to ransom by this so called retired Generals who brought the country to her knees. MAY GOD DELIVER US

You got it

Danzakidakura:
OBJ will soon meet his waterloo, the baboon will soil his name before going to grave

[size=18pt]Insha Allah,,,Amin

for the baboon[/size]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]So someone cannot just joke about something again without people taking it over their heads and becoming unnecessarily serious with it?

This old single woman should go and sit her ass somewhere and focus on her lame talk shows and career dead journalism.

I guess she's probably pained that men are no longer looking towards her and now she's turning the frustration on baba jay.

Abeg don jazzy don't mind her,Eritrea here we come. [/color]

[size=14pt]O boy you just spoke my mind,Funmi Iyanda is frustrated.[/size]

Sunnycliff:
Joke of the Century. Buhari has got no such balls. We aren't gullible Apc zombies.

Yes only the ZOMBIES will believe this lie

IlajeGal1:
The Executive Director, the Geneva Press Club, Guy Mettan has disclosed that former President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, will on Wednesday, hold a world press conference in Geneva, Switzerland.The press conference, which holds at 3pm local time, is part of activities lined up by the Circle of Diplomats (Circle Diplomatique), Geneva in his honour, which would be concluded with a dinner same day at the Intercontinental Hotel, Geneva.



According to a statement by Guy Mettan, Jonathan will address two most crucial topics in Nigeria and West Africa at the press briefing: security and civil peace in Nigeria and West Africa; and improvement of health and education of children. Meanwhile accredited United Nations correspondents and Swiss journalists are expected at the press conference, which will most likely see Jonathan talking about Boko Haram activities in Nigeria and the fight against insurgency.





http://dawntodusknews.com/goodluck-jonathan-to-hold-world-press-conference-circle-of-diplomats-hosts-him/

[size=18pt]Chai,the Ota baboon and the other zombies are now having a well-deserved heart attack as GEJ is being celebrated worldwide.
Indeed,who God blessed,no man can curse[/size]

Plus10:
That was how apc media did concerning bayelsa election but at the end they and their paymasters were outrightly humiliated

Yea right,,,,,,,anybody who believes this,will equally believe that Aisha Buhari is a virgin

I think the most retaaarded Zombie just passed by

Flets:
That goes without saying. All economic indices pointing upwards took a downward turn the minute she left.

The zombies believe the confused Kemi Adeosun is better but that is the case in their airheads

Nigeria needs NOI at this time more than ever. No matter how much we argue, we have no economic direction at the moment and currently headed for doom.

Illiteracy seem to be our biggest problem otherwise the zombies amongst us cannot be hailing mediocrity in the face of an economic disaster.

It's funny the zombies have been programmed to blame crude oil prices for our economic woes while there are a million things that could be done to resuscitate our economy.

Can someone tell me in clear terms this govt's efforts at economy diversification.

[size=18pt]May God give all the zombies sense,especially the ones here on nairaland.

In other news,Ngozi Okonjo Iweala has been the best finance minister Nigeria ever had as all her policies were hits back to back,so if zombies want the praise from Richard Quest,they should come and take it[/size]

SeverusSnape:
In the first place, Was the dull'ard ever a man of integrity??, Only a zombie will believe he was/is.

To even think some zombies were already going about ranting and yapping "budget of change".

I'm even surprised they've not yet blamed Jonathan for this budget scandal.

But the blindfolded and brainwashed disciples of CHANJI on nairaland will never learn.
Where are the minions of the LYING LIARS,oya come and once again attempt to defend this fraud

[size=14pt]Rubbish LIAR-MOHAMMED-LIKE propaganda,dished out to hoodwink the very gullible,unfortunately it will have no effect or bearing whatsoever on the outcome of any re-run guber elections in Rivers state,cos Wike will defeat the Judas of Ubima and his fellow crooks masquerading in the tattered garb of non corrupt politicians[/size]

Ola17:

Who else has noticed that new figures/cases of 'looted' funds always come out every Monday? By Tuesday or Wednesday afternoon a follow up story will be released and often times than not, these stories will dominate the week's discussion.

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Liar Mohammed,minister of propaganda and lies
So what does he and bubu expect us to do with this their latest scam aka web of lies[/size]

Cutehector:
Women sef

dukie25:
Buhari has been to Iran, UAE, Sudan etc.

Don't call him a Muslim extremist yet.
Wait till he announce sharia across Nigeria

Don't put it past the Islamic bigot.Bubu da mumu is daft and out-rightly stark clueless about the act of government,hence he will stay in his comfort zone of extreme Islamic ideology

CR77:
How do you know

Your signature is poetically and bluntly apt

Cos this Bubu man is just a despot in agbada

maasoap:
Is it not funny that the truth is coming from someone on a faceless forum rather than from the people at the centre of it.

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Who are "the people at the centre of it" as you termed it are not being allowed the media limelight the LYING LIARS are using to spread falsehood against them,the only way most of them can speak their mind is when charged to court,however the LYING LIAR govt of Bubu the go-slow "prime minister of western Germany" appear very unwilling to charge them to court,obviously because their lies and cooked-up stories against these men will blow open[/size]

[size=18pt]Once I saw the Kanuric and cattleric way the so-called Jalo Jalopey was speaking,it was obvious,he was a very incompetent fellow to be asst spokesperson of any organisation,not to talk of one as big as the PDP, consequently he must have been sidelined (and rightly so) in the assigning of duties during the last administration,so as Metuh was picked up by the monkies in EFCC (who seem so scared silly to charge the gentleman to court for fear of being floored by him),Mr Jalopey now saw it as an opportunity to assert himself by hastily convening a wishy washy press conference to throw stones at his bosses,now he's been told that envy,jealosy,treachery will take him nowhere
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snailspeed:
I have been following the so called Dasukigate and I am amazed how easy it is for a government to use the media to deceive and distract the ignorant masses. History has shown that propaganda remains the biggest tool of any government that intends to enslave a people. Unfortnately, even the current opposition has been quite incompetent in putting the records straight

For the records, there is nothing like a $2.1B arms money. It was a propaganda masterstroke well concotted by the DSS and EFCC to distract everyone from the incompetence of the Buhari administration. That is why former president Goodluck Jonathan has come out twice now to put the records staright that he never approved any $2.1B arms money. But it seems the ignorant masses still dont get it. So where did the "$2.1B arms money" headline originate from?

$2.1B was the monies that was allocated to the office of the NSA throughout Dasuki's tenure as NSA. These monies come under SECURITY VOTE. It was not money allocated to the purchase of weapons as the DSS and the EFCC have claimed. That is why they cant take Dasuki to court. They will lose woefully. Security vote is not money allocated for arms purchase. Of the whole monies that make up the $2.1B, only the $300 million from the returned Abacha loot was actually recommended for the purchase of arms. That is why in court, the charges brought against Dasuki was in that range. But they are likely going to lose in court for that because weapons were actually purchased. Whether they are worth $300 million is what the EFCC will have to prove in court. But from the way they have been refusing to follow the court process, one is safe to assume that they dont trust their own case against Dasuki.

But why did they go with the headlines of "$2.1 Billion arms purchase money" when they knew it was not the case? Because the whole anti coruption fight was only a propaganda stunt from the beginning. It was a well crafted stunt to distract the masses and persecute any dissenting voice so Buhari can fully consolidate power. Does that mean I think many of the politicians mentioned in the scandal are clean? By no means! Nigerian politicians are corrupt without a doubt including the presidency and everyone in the rulling APC party. The president's campaign itself was sponsored from corruption. The Amaechi corruption scandals are well documented with very strong evidence.

If Dasuki has stolen any funds, he should be prosecuted accordingly, but the media propaganda and charade has got to stop. Media trial is injustice in itself. I find it really deceitful when I see lines like "what will you tell the Nigerian soldiers that didnt have weapons to fight and were killed because Dasuki shared the arms money". That is nothing but propaganda and trying to appeal to sentiments to push a narrative. If that were the case, what has the same military been using to fight BH in the last 8 months since Buhari has not bought any new weapons? What weapons did the army use to push back BH prior to the 2015 elections? Did they push BH back with their bare hands too? Even Lie Mohammed claims BH has been defeated. With which weapons did the army defeat BH? With their bare hands?

It is important we put all these straight so we dont fall for cheap propoaganda by a government that has completely lost its way. The same government that claims they are fighting corruption came out with a terrible corruption laden budget where they intended to connect cables from the President's residence to the drivers residence with N300 million. In fact, the budget of yams was so laden with coruption that they had to shamelessly withdraw it.

The world has changed. If the current government thinks they will continue to rule with propaganda, they should think again because they will be exposed again and again. Thank God for social media and the Internet!

[size=18pt]Q.E.D

This is the truth that the LYING LIARS dont wish the many gullible Nigerians to know,God bless you bro[/size]

OnankpaBa:
once it happened, all you guys do is to blame the newspaper...PDP is dead. simple

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In your dreams,PDP will outlive this marriage of starnge bed fellows called APC,whose only rallying point is lies and deceit.

APC will disintegrate in 2019[/size]

Why is the so-called solid star complaining,no be him start am?
I recall one of the threads on NL here (just can't lay my hands on it now) where he took a selfie of his gbola and posted it on IG,this gay stalker must have seen it and desired to have it.yawwk

Also there was another thread where he came up with a new look that made his fans accuse him of being gay,,,
https://www.nairaland.com/2860653/fans-accused-solid-star-being#41912684

haywhy911:
The Ballon D'or is on. Footie stars blazing hot in elegant suits. This has however been the pic of the evening so far.


Neymar be like "nawa o,see this flirt"

Photo credit: http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/striking-cristiano-ronaldo-leans-over-leo-messi-to-shake-his-girlfriends-hand-neymar-has-daggers-in-his-eyes/

Why is Neymar dressed like an UNDERTAKER ??

luvinhubby:
Incompetent economic management occassioned by shallow minded politicians who will rather want to be seen as welfarists than anything else.

First step should have been, raise VAT to between 7.5 - 10% & reduce govt. borrowing but hell no, they will borrow N2 trillion & spend 70% of it on recurrent expenses added to the extra N1 trillion of last half of 2015 & a projected N1 trillion from further collapse of oil price coupled with the unrealistic N1.2 trillion projected non-oil exports in 2016 which will further drive up our budget deficit to around N4 trillion in the next 10 months.

At this pace, Nigeria will spending 40-45% of our annual earnings 3yrs from now servicing debts.

How did we get here?

APC should not destroy Nigeria biko.

What do you expect from a president that sees no need for sound and well grounded ministers to formulate and drive his policies.He'd rather see them as noise makers.
He's busy gallivanting the globe,embarrassing Nigeria at the slightest chance that he is asked a question that requires simple head knowledge of current affairs.

STARGREEN:
Sure things are going down but with time it will get better.

How ??

Misplaced faith is bunkum and does not yield any result.

Even the Bible that advocates faith also says that faith without works is DEAD