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Jokes Etc › Re: Dear God by Myself2(m): 8:34am On Sep 17, 2011
@bashy-dummy aka IDI.iot AMIN

You really are a dummy,c'mon give me what you got,if the best you can do is to write some illiterate incoherent gibberish,then I suggest you just bow down to me,lick my big toe and surrender cheesy cheesy cheesy

Hohohoho hahahaha,I'm having a good laugh at your expense,it's fun messing with an illiterate
Jokes Etc › Re: Dear God by Myself2(m): 8:30am On Sep 17, 2011
[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=758709.msg9157962#msg9157962 date=1316164225]^^^ then you are the most R.etarded and i believe the man who claim to be your father is not your father you better go and ask your mother who your father is ok that is an assignment for you . and about speaking in English[b] did Seun ever mandate it on here [/b] to only comment in English? guy clear enter gutter make i see front jor[/quote]First of,the highlighted above is very poor English,well I understand,you are just an unfortunate illiterate who has the internet-afforded privilege of interacting with better educated people than your sorry self.What did your parents do with the money I asked my guard to pass on to them for your education?considering what you mother went through to get it,did she perhaps divert the funds to other better use than your education?

Do you really want nairalanders to know what I use your dirty mother for and where she is right now.Okay,I didn't wanna do it but you pushed me fo.ool,as you know I have one dog :VIDA which is a cross between a strong German Shepherd and a violent Rottweiller,this one lives in a pound in my house,and my mai guard has one also: BINGO which is kept in a hut outside the compound.This is the one that services your mother before ever I ask my aboki to give her any money for your education.
OH BTW,if you're looking for yo' momma,don't look very far,ask my aboki or better still check Bingo's hut
Politics › Re: Rev Oladimeji Thinks GEJ May be Nigeria's Last President by Myself2(m): 8:04am On Sep 17, 2011
Wow
Only a person that is deluded will argue against this article,I mean take the happenings in the banking sector for instance,it's never been about sanitizing the sector or sacking the MDs of banks will capital inadequacy;rather it's been part of a larger ploy to wreck southerners economically and build/consolidate northern/islamic interests in that sector.See how Sanusi is using state funds to establish a religious bank,now he has a sharia council to plan and implement sharia banking in the CBN,he re-introduced arabic writing(a writing that is not used by any tribe or ethnic group in Nigeria,just muslims) into our currency

Is it a MUST that Nigeria remains one country,if the northern fundamentalists want a sharia country so bad,then let them go their way and let the Christians have their own state,I know this is not so easy to do as those bigots have their eyes on the oil from the South(which is about the only reason they have not called for the break up of Nigeria or secceeded).One way to kick-start this journey to seperation is to convene a sovreign national conference to be followed by the conduct of a referendum for all tribes,tongues and religions that make up this contraption called Nigeria to say whaere they want to belong
Jokes Etc › Re: Dear God by Myself2(m): 8:55am On Sep 16, 2011
@ Bashy-dummy

You are a re.tarded as.swipe and your father is a castrated he-goat,how dare you open your filthy mouth to spew gutter stuff when myself2 is on the parade angry angry??

Are you well @ all or you wanna die?don't you know I could bury you alive just for the fun of it??

And pls don't reply in pidgin,write in simple English Language,afford me more opportunity to assess your level of illiteracy and idiocy
Politics › Re: I Do Not Support Boko Haram - Tinubu by Myself2(m): 8:39am On Sep 16, 2011
@ Tinubu
Like R-E-A-L-L-Y ?

I wont forget easily how Mr Tinubu and Bakare both went to Maiduguri and repeatedly chanted PDP-haram,PDP-haram.Why the love for boko and haramhuh
TV/Movies › Re: Chinua Achebe Forces 50 Cent To Change Movie Titled 'Things Fall Apart' by Myself2(m): 9:17am On Sep 15, 2011
werepeLeri:
WTF.

So because someone used a Title for a book written since when, then, no one should use the title again? Did he buy the copyright to the title? How many movies out there that bear or .
It's called COPYRIGHT dammit
Politics › Re: Oshiomole Ordered The Arrest Of A Retired General Live On TV by Myself2(m): 9:12am On Sep 15, 2011
The short adulterous tyrant should be there arresting people that stepped on his toes by demolishing houses belonging to his friends,whilst Edo is taken over by Kidnappers and robbers.Bayo Ade and so many prominent Edo sons and daughters were kidnapped and killed even after the payment of ransom,hospital CMDs,rectors of higher colleges,transporters,industrialists etc etc no one is safe.Elder Sorae of Tomline was kidnapped,his wife,driver and two MOPOL escorts(?) were killed in the process,Oshiomhole is busy sleeping around in shameful or[i]gie[/i]s with girls from Igbinedion university okada.
Education › Re: University Of Benin Orders Immediate Closure Over Impending Boko Haram Bombing by Myself2(m): 9:03am On Sep 15, 2011
cryingbaby:
That d problem we 9jas wil never change, why university attack even osma didnt do dat & lets see him openly nt sparking tension wit out seening d truth.
Could you please translate this gibberish into English Language?
TV/Movies › Re: Chinua Achebe Forces 50 Cent To Change Movie Titled 'Things Fall Apart' by Myself2(m): 9:01am On Sep 15, 2011
Fitty,always controversial
Jokes Etc › Re: Dear God by Myself2(m): 8:49am On Sep 15, 2011
[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=758709.msg9147984#msg9147984 date=1316026597]^^check your brain[/quote]Your father,you no dey fear face?
Politics › Re: Osama Bin Laden Is Alive - Abdulmutallab by Myself2(m): 8:47am On Sep 15, 2011
This monkey is lining up a prank for the insanity plea.

Hey someone please tell US District Judge Nancy Edmunds and the Jurors that the monkey is not insane,Umaru Farouk Abdullmutlab snr did not spend millions of British pounds on his education just to make him insane
Phones › Re: How True Is It That 09141 Is A Killer Number? by Myself2(m): 8:34am On Sep 15, 2011
VALIDATOR:
Well,I called the number "09141" and I guess I am still alive. "The number you have dialed is incorrect" was what I heard and will be what anybody that dials it hears.
For me when I dialled the 09141 number,I heard a great thud on the other end,I guess mr death died when he heard me voice,I got the antidote(Ethan was right,the antidote works)
Politics › Re: Fashola Launches Website For Home Ownership Scheme For Lagosians by Myself2(m): 7:01pm On Sep 14, 2011
Pure SCAM intended to fool the gullible and play to the gallery

Pray tell,since Fashola became governor how many housing estates has Lagos state built and for how much did they sell the units of the various prototypes.For instance,a unit of 3 BR in a block of flats in that Agege estate was sold by Fashola's govt for N12 million naira,so who's fooling who.I think with the stiff opposition his hypocritical,poorly conceived and ill-advised tenancy law met with(especially as developers challenged him to point out housing estates his government built and sold @ tenant friendly rates;that would've made the provisions in that useless bill feasible),Fashola and his advisers are just trying to save face
Jokes Etc › Re: Dear God by Myself2(m): 6:50pm On Sep 14, 2011
Dumb dry joke
Politics › Re: CPC Plots To Destabilize Nigeria - PDP by Myself2(m): 4:21am On Sep 14, 2011
[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=758282.msg9139980#msg9139980 date=1315937690]BOKO is trying to get there own share of the national cake as the Niger Delta militant did[/quote]This is the most st[i]u[/i]pid and unintelligent comparison anyone(?) has made on a forum,who is this goat?
Politics › Re: Ex-head Of State Linked To UN House Bombing by Myself2(m): 4:16am On Sep 14, 2011
Beaf:
Please note the date the article below very carefully. The bomb at Eagle Square went off three weeks later.

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/front-page-news/10635-2011-militants-hold-secret-meetings-with-ibb-buhari-ex-military-president-given-conditions

Basically, IBB, Buhari were holding meetings with SS traitors and paid guns who they had no business being with. First a new MEND (which I term aboki MEND) was born and when the key guys in the Okah brothers were arrested, a new boko haram tailored on MEND strategies and principles followed.
This again shows why Beaf cannot be held down by those mostly ethnically-deluded nairalanders who always want to counter him on any and every issue

This post above has got to be one of the most intelligent deductions I've yet read on nairaland
Politics › Re: Pastor Bakare Revolutionary Speech! - Nigerians Are Idiots Ruled By Fools! by Myself2(m): 11:52am On Sep 03, 2011
And Mr Bakare is the most idiotic chief of fools
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Confirms Signing Of Chu Young Park - South Korean Striker by Myself2(m): 8:48pm On Aug 31, 2011
Oh was it J.S Park,I thougth it was Ban Ki Moon that Wenger signed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by Myself2(m): 10:39am On Aug 29, 2011
coogar:
poor selection? poor squad?
are you aware that was mostly united's reserves?
a team missing rio, vidic, twins, valencia, carrick, berbatov, hernandez, giggs, park, fletcher is not a senior team.
besides, the team is actually younger than wenger's starting xi.
Very true indeed
The squad was a total shambles and Arsene should bury his head in shame
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (8 - 2) On August 28th 2011 by Myself2(m): 5:57pm On Aug 28, 2011
Arsenal really are a complete embarrassment today, it must be said. This is the lowest moment of Wenger's reign, no doubt about it,whatever he does or refuses to do in the next few remaining days of the transfer market,both he,the board and any fan who still thinks "Arsene knows" are in for a rude shock this season
Ive braced myself for the most dismal season of the Arsenal football club in 13years,I only pray we make it to the europa cup tournament
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (8 - 2) On August 28th 2011 by Myself2(m): 5:09pm On Aug 28, 2011
dayokanu:
De Gea with another blunder
Roland17:
Thank u Flapper De Gea
Show some gratitude to the man who stopped RVP from scoring earlier,you have him to thank,it would have been 3-2 now
Politics › Re: Ministers Unhappy With President’s Directive To Cooperate With Okonjo-Iweala by Myself2(m): 4:11pm On Aug 28, 2011
Gbawe:
. My point is that real leaders would not instigate rancour and discontent amongst [b]same level appointees , selected on merit,[/b]
The above is in agreement with what I said here;

Myself2:
Your claim only applies to a scenario where the ministers have been known to be productive in the first instance,
GEJ knows his ministers better than you and I and realises that only no-nonsense bluntness as against diplomatic politically-correct language is needed to let them know it's no longer business(indolence,incompetence and looting of budgeted funds) as usual
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by Myself2(m): 4:05pm On Aug 28, 2011
dayokanu:
Only that it couldnt have happened to Fergie it can only happen to losers like Wenger
Taking pot shots at Wenger,well he deserves it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (8 - 2) On August 28th 2011 by Myself2(m): 4:03pm On Aug 28, 2011
If there's any team (apart from Tottenham) that I would be too glad if we beat them,it's manure cos their supporters on nairaland are mostly full of sh[i]i[/i]t
Politics › Re: Ministers Unhappy With President’s Directive To Cooperate With Okonjo-Iweala by Myself2(m): 3:51pm On Aug 28, 2011
kizito96:
The situation is now tight for them, because Iwuala has introduced checks and balances in the system, prudent management and accountability. Take it or leave it, she is in-charge of disbursement and operation show us what you want to do with the money and go through due process. Nigerians hate truth
Simple!
Politics › Re: Ministers Unhappy With President’s Directive To Cooperate With Okonjo-Iweala by Myself2(m): 3:42pm On Aug 28, 2011
Gbawe:
The big picture is that productivity cannot thrive amidst rancour and discontent.
I disagree with you there.Your claim only applies to a scenario where the ministers have been known to be productive in the first instance,but I'm afraid our ministers have been mostly corrupt political jobbers and thieves,right from the brazen ones like Tony Anenih to hypocrites like Nasir El Rufai
Politics › Re: Ministers Unhappy With President’s Directive To Cooperate With Okonjo-Iweala by Myself2(m): 3:37pm On Aug 28, 2011
lagcity:
a divided FEC, another headache we don't need
When they were united,what benefit did they bring to Nigeria and  the Nigerian people  huh huh

hercules07:
GEJ does not know how to inspire, it is a position that he is not qualified for, there is a way you lay down the marker for your guys while still inspiring them, can anybody walk through fire for GEJ?  The ministers are politicians so they do not have any sense of worth, they are just there to chop that is why they cannot resign, Okonjo Iweala needs to relate with them as colleagues, bring them closer to her and treat them as equals (even when she knows they are clearly inferior). The man shirking his responsibilities is the President, I wish Okonjo well but she should not talk about paying any foreign debts now ooooo.
And what is your yardstick for arriving at such outrageous conclusion??
Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Apologises To Ex-president OBJ by Myself2(m): 12:58pm On Aug 25, 2011
Guyman02:
Baba is still waiting for fanny to present the sand from the footprint of a tigress, 2 livers of an ant as someone pointed out earlier, i was even told that due to the delay in securing the appeasement, baba has added 5 mosquito teeth and jar of Sapele water to the items before he can forgive fannyboy for his intransigence.
Thanks for the cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Ibb To Obj: It’s An Eye For An Eye by Myself2(m): 7:30pm On Aug 21, 2011
Nigeria is such a funny enclave;where murderous villains like IBB,who have scant regard for the judicial system can now come up and talk about seeking solace in the courts of law.SMH

It is said that he that the gods want to destroy,they first make drunk with wine,the gods are surely about to destroy IBB,hence he's getting drunk with the wine of launching attacks at sitting and former national rulers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by Myself2(m): 3:44pm On Aug 21, 2011
debosky:
What is this new formula you are advocating? Simply changing the manager? cheesy
Not if he agrees that his philosophy has failed and changes his stance

debosky:
Admit it - you have no clue.
I dunno what you mean by me having no clue but I think it's you and Arsen Wenger that are clueless.I for one know that it's only a mad man that does one thing(especially a thing that leads to failure) over and over again and yet expects to get different results
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by Myself2(m): 3:40pm On Aug 21, 2011
debosky:
^^

You are clutching at straws - there is no evidence that the board loses money from failing to qualify for the CL. . . .the club does as a whole, but the board doesn't necessarily do.

You don't know anything about the honoraria of the board - you are simply making things up.
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Truly,I just laughed.Who/what are youhuh Have you no rudimentary knowledge of economicshuh
Do you know Arsenal is a business venture as wellhuhMy friend,the board loses money when the club's finances take a south-bound swing,but since you wont agree,so be it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by Myself2(m): 3:36pm On Aug 21, 2011
debosky:
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4. The risk you fail to realise is that falling out of the CL may result in Arsenal falling out of the top four (for lack of funds) and thus losing its remaining good players.  Will you then be 'satisfied' that we are even lower than we are now with less chance of winning a trophy? I guess you'll be happy Wenger is gone, but with less money to spend, the club will only get worse.
It's a shame and regrettable that top four is your priority.You talk of good players,how do you define good players and how many of them are lefthuhNasri is virtually being held at gun point to remain at the club.There was a time very quality players openly talked about their love for Arsenal and their desire to want to play for the club at some poiunt in their career,these days we only scramble to sign the scum of the game and you talk of things getting worse if Wenger goes.

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