₦airaland Forum

maclatunji:
The greatest problem we have after corruption in this country is the massive ignorance of many Christians. Chei, so if you add Mallam to your name, you have become a Muslim. O my God! Thou art very ignorant indeed!

Oh don't try to be political here,it makes you appear silly
Tell me that there's nothing fraudulent in a pastor changing his descriptive prefix from pastor to mallam just so he can get a loan from an islamic bank
You are actually the ignorant and gullible one here for not being able to detect afraudulent advocacy

I've met with him sometime in 2006 when I had a project at Nri
Let me check for his card and get his name

hakunajay:
Pastor, you can as well islamitise your name to mallam alhaji Boko harem! Cos of being business minded!

alj harem:
dude it is haram not harem

LOL @ Boko harem & alj boko harem

BTW,is Bakare not advocating fraud

They've come again with their suspicious ratings/rankings
The memory of all the biggest bank in Africa/AA/AAA ratings accorded some banks before Sanusi exposed them is still fresh in our minds

[quote author=ABR-link link=topic=719882.msg8791825#msg8791825 date=1311681144]@myself2

Your comments lacks character.[/quote]How do you mean?What does character mean in your boko dictionary??
[quote author=ABR-link link=topic=719882.msg8791825#msg8791825 date=1311681144]@myself2

even if this country were to break into as many splinters such that your father's house became a soveignty, the very nature of the nigerian problem will still not be faraway from you. boko haram may be the name for the present challenge that is facing this country, the least line we can tow is to hold faith that we can, and we will go over it - and add this to the history of our victories - the very kind that has brought us this far.
i am inclined to think that boko haram is not a problem of the north - as MEND is not a problem of the Niger Delta - as MASSOB is not a problem of the East. they collectively are a response to the failure of a subsystem. they all constitute a reactionary mechanism from an apparent lack of or poorly sustenable feedback system. And the bane of the system is the people - of which you are a part of.[/quote]You are completely wrong

You are totally wrong and dubious to have mentioned MEND in the same vein with the Boko haram terrorists
MEND as an organisation had very genuine and germaine reasons for their agitations,on the contrary,all I see in BH is double-speak,hypocrisy and confusion.Speaking of which,could you please tell me what really it is they're agitating for

Like I wrote earlier,if it is for them to have a sharia nation,I think a referendum should be conducted in those northern states to ascertain if that is the overwhelming wish of the people;why should you deny a people their collective wish??This is the only scenario that will make MEND and MASSOB to be compared to Boko Haram;in the sense that one would now safely conclude that they're all seperatist/autonomy-seeking movements in that whilst MASSOB seeks a nation state of their own for the Ibos,Boko haram would be seeking a sharia-compliant muslim country and MEND seeks a country of their own where their oil wealth will be used in developing their own region(which would've become a sovereign nation by that permutation)

You are totally wrong and dubious to have mentioned MEND in the same vein with the Boko haram terrorists
MEND as an organisation had very genuine and germaine reasons for their agitations,on the contrary,all I see in BH is double-speak,hypocrisy and confusion.Speaking of which,could you please tell me what really it is they're agitating for

Like I wrote earlier,if it is for them to have a sharia nation,I think a referendum should be conducted in those northern states to ascertain if that is the overwhelming wish of the people;why should you deny a people their collective wish??This is the only scenario that will make MEND and MASSOB to be compared to Boko Haram;in the sense that one would now safely conclude that they're all seperatist/autonomy-seeking movements in that whilst MASSOB seeks a nation state of their own for the Ibos,Boko haram would be seeking a sharia-compliant muslim country and MEND seeks a country of their own where their oil wealth will be used in developing their own region(which would've become a sovereign nation by that permutation)

otokx:
University of Maiduguri did the sensible thing and other citizens should follow suit; life first before you can live. They should get out of that town and get away from the violence in it. Boko Haram will find it difficult to operate in a town where no human being resides except the soldiers.

And those useless boko cowards stand no chance against the soldiers.Hmmm,is it not soldiers of the Nigerian army,who hardly abide by the geneva convention or any rules of engagement?,just wound or kill their men and they would unleash the kind of vengeance that would make soldiers from western nations cringe.I laff in Urhobo

Like someone noted earlier;when the army gets involved in a conflict situation,it ceases to be a tea party

That reminds me,why is it that the useless,conniving,gullible people of Maiduguri and Borno state are always accusing the JTF of one thing or the other,instead of pointing out/giving leads that would help the JTF quell the boko haram terrorism and pave the way for peace to return to the area.

My guess is that either they're all collaborators or they're members of boko haram also,so the army should gun them all down and teach them that there's a difference between the NA and NPF

sirjec:
Funny how these Hausa Fulani reason. They want to solve economic problem by bringing in Islamic bank and they don't want to solve security problem by bringing in MOSSAD, they don't also want PIB because it will not favour them. Mediocrity in the north is too much. [b]So in this country only what the north wants pulls through, huh?[/b]

I wonder
This is the time to treat their F[i]uc[/i]k up,I say bring in the MOSSAD,but will GEJ run the gauntlett?

Why do Southerners have to put up with this Hausa/Fulani s[i]hi[/i]t?if some f[i]uc[/i]ked-up muslims say they dont want western education,they want sharia and all that,why not allow them have their way;but in their own country?must we live together as one nation?why cant we split into two or three parts like Czekoslovakia split into two;PEACEFULLY??
Oh I geddit,the lure of the crude oil from the south is too strong an attraction for those greedy northerners to let go
Buncha hypocrites

[quote author=topic=719091.msg8785320#msg8785320 date=1311601509]Their sophistication and brutality in tackling terrorism is second to none . . .

A faceless Boko Haram . . needs a precise stealth procedure to to take them out .[/quote]Yes I love Jewish history,especially the exploits of the MOSSAD on anti-hijack missions,intelligence/counter-intelligence stunts,above all I love their counter terrorism exploits,I just love the way they take out those palestinian/Lebanese motherf[i]uc[/i]king terrorists

[quote author=topic=719091.msg8785320#msg8785320 date=1311601509]The MOSSAD brings the following : -

Their intelligence gathering and processing is second to none . . .[/quote]O se

[quote author=topic=719091.msg8785320#msg8785320 date=1311601509]The MOSSAD brings the following : -

Their stealth mode of infiltrating the enemy is second to none. . .[/quote]Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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Arosa:
The police in the western world use these as hand cuffs, they are called cable ties. they are not expensive.

Seconded,but only for suspects arrested for minor offences

They should get the damned cuffs for the other suspects.190,born2fuck and other bondage freaks should stop hoarding 'em damned cuffs

So which list have they put Nigeria now?the one that habours terrorists or the list of countries fighting terrorism with kid gloves?

23.When you eat ewa agoin and Agege bread
24.You're actually razz when you travel to any of those European,Asian or North American countries,spend days to weeks there and come back and pepper your peeps ears with gists about those places for months to years
25.You're very razz if you talk with food in your mouth without first pushing the food to one side of your mouth
26.You're sooo razz if you dip your bread into a cup of tea,rather than taking them seperately

StarBoard:
^^^^
Too early to be replying drunken folks.
City stronger than United.
Laughable at best. . .on what grounds?
The wonders of anonymity. . .

Mumu
Why are you stu-stu-stuter-stuterring?
Must you always flaunt your poor sense of records and time.You want to tell me you've forgotten it's not about this time I get drunk with your father??,I'll just remind you once again that we(your father and I) only get drunk after double-teaming yo' momma

Emperoh:
Did i read you right? Citeh stronger than United in what aspects pls?
Ok coming third? Pls Citeh are better off now than before but saying they are the stronger of the two Manchester teams is like calling meat stock pepper soup!!

Of course I know,was just throwing stones as a way of responding to @ Mo's harsh remarks

The OP has twisted what Bola Tunibu said,hence he couIdn't include a link,this is what Tinubu actually said;

"[size=18pt]He attributed the security challenges in the country, especially the menace of Boko Haram, to high level of poverty, economic and social injustice, and ignorance.
Tinubu noted that the situation was made worse by the political machinations of a group of people(Buhari,CPC and ACF)dissatisfied with the outcome of the general elections.
,he however, expressed his “full sympathy and support’’for the President in finding solution to the disturbing phenomenon.
Tinubu said Jonathan must succeed in his resolve to tackle the menace, adding that the lingering security challenge could damage the country and the West African region[/size]".

http://www.punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20110720421521

@ Jackal

A big SALOOT

Mobinga:
Liverpool better pick up this season. Seems Arsenal and Chelsea are worthless and incapable of mounting a decent challenge. Liverpool has to do the work

For your mind oo

Well this is what we get as a results of Arsene Wenger's stinginess

But I ask,why are you not reckoning with Man City?you didn't even mention them,you and I know they're the stronger of the two manchester clubs and they're poised to claim the definitive bragging rights over united,don't you think so?

loyika:
You 2 should get a room already

I believe we do more talking on the Arsenal thread than the whole Arsenal board does on transfers, i just picture this scenario

Arsene - Hello is this so and so club
Club Rep - Yes how may we help you
Arsene - well my name is Arsene
Club Rep - Oh My God as in Arsene Wenger
Arsene - yeah it's me
Club Rep - How may we help you Mr Wenger
Arsene - i want to inquire about a particular player of yours called
Club Rep - Ok
Arsene - How much is he going for if we were interested
Club Rep - well err 16 mil
Arsene - Last price please
Club Rep - well we can only go down to 14 mil and that's the final price
Arsene - Click!!
Club Rep - Hello, hello sorry Mr Wenger did you hear me? HELLO IS ANYONE THERE!!

Arsene (5 mins later at the Arsenal press conference) - Well when we find the player(s) we need we will buy.

Can't wait for the month of August (or better yet 1st of September.
s
GOONER 89

That ws truthfully hilariou

mikuz:
Wickred not wickid ok?

Bon blood clot man,I n I fit speak wickid man and dem massive n crew fit overstand what me a siay

Awuaaaa 

O boy na waoo,if we two go write English language exam for WAEC/NECO,I swear na A half we go score,we too much jare

OP stop being dubious

The OP has twisted what Bola Tunibu said,hence he couIdn't include a link,this is what Tinubu actually said;

"[size=18pt]He attributed the security challenges in the country, especially the menace of Boko Haram, to high level of poverty, economic and social injustice, and ignorance.
Tinubu noted that the situation was made worse by the political machinations of a group of people(Buhari,CPC and ACF)dissatisfied with the outcome of the general elections.
,he however, expressed his “full sympathy and support’’for the President in finding solution to the disturbing phenomenon.
Tinubu said Jonathan must succeed in his resolve to tackle the menace, adding that the lingering security challenge could damage the country and the West African region[/size]".

http://www.punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20110720421521

The OP has twisted what Bola Tunibu said,hence he couIdn't include a link,this is what Tinubu actually said;

"[size=18pt]He attributed the security challenges in the country, especially the menace of Boko Haram, to high level of poverty, economic and social injustice, and ignorance.
Tinubu noted that the situation was made worse by the political machinations of a group of people(Buhari,CPC and ACF)dissatisfied with the outcome of the general elections.
,he however, expressed his “full sympathy and support’’for the President in finding solution to the disturbing phenomenon.
Tinubu said Jonathan must succeed in his resolve to tackle the menace, adding that the lingering security challenge could damage the country and the West African region[/size]".

http://www.punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20110720421521

Thiz here'z a very fly thread,props to all da peeps thatz been keepin it bangin'
Preaccchhh

EzeUche:
Let us continue to watch. I am amazed by how Okorocha is approaching governance. Imo State has a great leader. More grease to his elbow.

So this is what you wish a great leader??,you want to stain and mess up his elbow with grease ,in what way has he wronged you to deserve such bad wish

No mind me,that's my way of telling you that the highlighted portion is bad usage of English language,the correct usage is"MORE PWER TO YOUR ELBOW"

Fulanee:
Leviticus 25:35-37: "If one of your brethren becomes poor, and falls into poverty among you, then you shall help him, like a stranger or a sojourner, that he may live with you. Take no usury or interest from him; but fear your God, that your brother may live with you. You shall not lend him your money for usury, nor lend him your food for profit." I believe we share the same belief on interest then.

So why is the mad man Sanusi coining it islamic banking?

The other names for Sanusi:

Abdulclueless

Lamidocentric

Sanushiite

And his profession;

He is a bokoharanomist practicing bokobanking

Nairaland,I give una hand.You guys are the most imaginative

[quote author= link=topic=383078.msg8739569#msg8739569 date=1310995042]Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere[/quote]THIS

Buahhahahahhahahahaha

Wickid employees

Big Meat:
It is said that a picture can tell a thousand stories.
What else do we need to make us understand that so-called intelligence agencies in Nigeria are complete useless.
They are only known for one thing, harassing the lives of hardworking, peace-loving fellow human beings.

It's a big shame on those in govenment.

Errrr,I thunk those uniformed men in those photos above are policemen and not men of the SSS and NIA/DIA(the intelligence gathering agencies in Nigeria)

@ Poster,

Of course Nigeria's got 'em,they just need to step up their game,collaborate with foreign intelligence agencies and share info amongst themselves for better results