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Ty Gabriel:
END OF THE RELATIONSHIP!!!! that means the babe fit slap me also,

lol, true talk

its not yet christmas, why is every1 saying happy birthday?

platinumnk:
Make it one problem,
As long as my DIVORCE papers are signed and he sends me 60K a month for te rest of my life, Im good

chei! agbada don hook wire


[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358842.msg5014874#msg5014874 date=1259474913]lmao!!
@ topic
spikedcylinder?[/quote]cough cough! but spikedcylinder is not in the USA na?

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358842.msg5014837#msg5014837 date=1259474059]i said we have two problems on this thread
the problem between plat and the seeker and whatever love they have going on or not going on lol
and your issue.
thats TWO problems.[/quote]yes ma!


[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358842.msg5014841#msg5014841 date=1259474127]kai!! dont even mention me with 190, abeg!
i really cant think of anyone else, i give up
others can try[/quote]dont be a Palin, try harder

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358842.msg5014781#msg5014781 date=1259472978]so im assumming the peron is also in the usa
hmmmm hold on and ill come back with some suggestions, hopefully.


lol we have two problems in this thread
the seeker and plat and na2day lol
romance dilemas[/quote]i know i didn't complete high school but u said 2 but named 3 ppl, isn't that 3? just curious 

TheSeeker:
Young man, you want to die young Wait and let me reload my gun!!!

just giving her options 


[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358842.msg5014798#msg5014798 date=1259473306]na2day i cant think of anyone, just spill the beans!!
or are you making this up?[/quote]make it up? i couldn't even if i try 

TheSeeker:
^^^ Making up ke? Serious falling in love is going on on NL

u mean like Amaka and 190 ? 

i am almost sure i did have returned the favor

TheSeeker:
It happened at thanksgiving. I was hanging out with one of my dawg's friend, he came along with his girlfriend too - and that made the four of us. We had a little bit of argument going on the side and all of a sudden the babe tripped and slapped the dude men!! I was like what the mess?

oh wow! did the dude return fire?

platinumnk:
Im seriously considering it

stop considering it ooo, just do it (it is all about the Nike)

platinumnk:
SEE. . . You igbo men will tell a girl Anything

thank God i am not igbo

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358842.msg5014716#msg5014716 date=1259471718]na2day what country are you living in? or your area?
that should narrow it down.  [/quote]usa, plz narrow it down, dont forget to include urself  

TheSeeker:
I have this new charm that was just sent from Nigeria. . . if I slap you with am, na 7th heaven you go find yourself.

I'm still yours. Aren't you why I divorced bluespice?

how much u wan sell the charm?

TheSeeker:
You're with your partner (boyfriend or girlfriend) somewhere along with your friend and there was an argument that ensued - very flimsy argument - and all of a sudden your partner slaps your friend twice, what will your immediate reaction be?

well, this is tricky, very tricky

platinumnk:
My Friend, Kill me NOW , see how you have shamed me in front of my people!!
Abeg, someone come and collect me, I don die here na today ooo

come die next to me sweet heart

TheSeeker:
lovemoi2? SexyZee? WinnerLosergal?iice?Tope2000?  Who?

now one of those names kinda looks familiar but keep going 


[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358842.msg5014702#msg5014702 date=1259471407]lol
hmmmmm
mama-gee? [/quote]nah!

TheSeeker:
tpia?[size=1pt]If she catch me I don die[/size]

my friend, make a list

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358842.msg5014684#msg5014684 date=1259471040]source?[/quote]can't u read? CNN, where else?

TheSeeker:
You have me to deal with much later . Just pray that I don't call the executioner to finish her job

Platinumnk? _{I go kill you be that} sweetmeatpie? Gabry? TOH? Spikedcylinder? Michelin89?

u are almost there

platinumnk:
Bluespice is your WHAT??!! Abeg, forget that, SIGN My DIVORCE PAPERS 1ST

and the great fall out has began


[quote author=tpia. link=topic=358842.msg5014675#msg5014675 date=1259470815]na redspice i see, but I'm looking for bluespice right now.

Keep hanging in there. Help is on the way.[/quote]hurry, hurry, my life is hanging on a thin thread

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=352427.msg5013656#msg5013656 date=1259449623]boy stop frontin [/quote]fronting ke? she took the number twice, anywayz, amaka, report urself to this thread asap! https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-358842.0.html#msg5014668

TheSeeker:
Bluespice is still my wife but we haven't finalized our divorce. . . . seems like I'll need you to be witness of this treachery in court    BLUESPICE, this marriage is over already, now deal with it. I'll see where you'd get $50,000 for child support.

hope i didn't give out too much info  

TheSeeker:
Who is this lady that has your number? FL Gators? Secretz? Missy B?

keep naming u will get there

TheSeeker:
Blue-wetin? Boy, if you know what you've got yourself into, you'll know you're just dead - not as good as dead - it is dead Bluespice? *Dashes out to find my gun*

my brother, plz get the lady that took my number, she is the only one that can save my life now

Authorities are saying this is one of the most violent hit crimes ever committed on the Land. An extremely handsome stud was rolling tight with his 22s and was about making a left on 75 & spring-valley when suddenly he was struck!  He went down in a flash bleeding his heart out. Eye witness account says that it happened quickly, first there was a swoosh sound, then shock, and then he dropped. Authorities said that the victim was able to point at a female suspect who seems to have an accomplice. Authorities believe this was a classic “take the man down” setup and are currently interviewing various eye witnesses. CNN was able to gather some information about the two suspects involved; the lady was armed to the teeth. Among her arsenal was an 8 figured body shape with heavily fronted “guns” and a well rounded rare defense to compliment. She was also said to have extremely seductive diamond eyes and a lip that looks so succulent, it will make a man go hungry. Her voice was said to be so soft it melts kings’ hearts and the poor victim didn’t have a chance against such potent black beauty. She is also believed to carry between her legs an extremely dangerous weapon that once used on a victim; they are as good as dead.  Her accomplice was described to be more or less an elf with small wings carrying a bow and a very deadly arrow which found its mark on the victim’s heart.  CNN learned that as people tried to save the victim’s life, he let out faintly a word as the points to the females suspect, “BlueSpice”. Authorities believe the lady has been involved in many other hits around the Land and with her accomplice whose name is believed to be “Cupid”. Currently experts believe that the victim will not make it except a miracle happens. The only hope for the victim right now is a lady who took his number but is yet to call the victim; she seems to be the only one with a matching blood type for the him. Authorities are asking for anyone with any kind of information about the mysterious lady or the two suspects to come forth. The victims name is Na2day?

FL Gators:
seem like you're the only one showering her with attention though.

u posted on the thread right?

it is a miracle, the lady contacted me via yim and we have a date tonight

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=358773.msg5013136#msg5013136 date=1259443304]What do you think of? [/quote]wat do u do when u see a handsome guy in church?

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=358273.msg5013314#msg5013314 date=1259445728]You're full of shit and no pants.
Go and satisfy your sex starving self.
Virgin at 50. [/quote]aren't u one of those that call guys dogs and yet u are complaining he is a virgin at 50? why can't u ovularias make up ur minds

michelin89:
I judged him from this thread. He is a conceited piece of crap. Not worth anything but since he is a man he assumes he is more important that any woman.

His types are everywhere on this forum. Not really worth all the 15 pages of attentions he got.

PMS! ! !

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=358760.msg5013079#msg5013079 date=1259442823]This battle is serious [/quote]what battle? i am yet to see one

michelin89:
Or maybe you won't admit I am the lady!!

if this is the best u got, then i am out, kinda boring

michelin89:
Ask other retarded friends of yours. They got their ass ignored. Poor bingos!

i see u still smoke that cheap stuff

michelin89:
Them don see my picture tire and my friend, the people on my ignore list are enough for me to know my worth.

u can't keep spam botting ur self and say ppl actually IM u, be real

michelin89:
Sorry to disappoint you but guys dey trip for me. I get am: talk of beauty, shape and intelligence. I nor dey call myself queen for nothing na. You can't resist my charm, midge, reason why you always come singing in my ears.

Sing more midge, sing louder.

post your picz make we see. everybody go buy screen protector for your monitor or laptop screen protector bcuz una go need am  

hasyak:
chlidish talk

grow up

silence is d best answer for a ,

why u dey call her fool na? e no good ooo!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Platinum, sorry for getting carried away. . .but this boy nor wan leave me

Back to topic now[/color]

madam, na who u dey call boy? no make me offer u one e-slap ooo!  

FL Gators:
ha, that sounds wrong.

I'm not stealing anybody o. egbami.

tomorrow is sunday, confession starts early today, so u are right on time, plz proceed  

michelin89:
I am prettier than any of those chics you have hanged out with. I am too hot for you.

if wishes were horses. . . . .btw i got a letter from the good ppl of Ishan, they say u shld stop claiming to be one of them, u are making them feel ugly