₦airaland Forum

wanville:
dats ma point exactly. . .its like a proverb in ma language. . .PPle use that expression to quantify things that are so precious and RARE!

and what language is that? i need to know so i wont get married to any1 from there, dont wanna confuse my kids abt cows and eggs

NMT-900 i am pulling up in google are dinosaurs, so unless u get a bit more specific it gonna be had to know if the phone was designed to receive sms.

but general rule of thumb, make ur ur plan still covers sms. u might have accidentally unchecked that service.  u can also try and use a different sim in the phone and see if u can send sms or receive sms. u can also use ur sim in another person phone to carry out this test. this will let us know if it is the service or the actual phone device


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FYI: did i tell u, u look so hot in that pic [/size]

FL Gators:
People like us cant afford iPhones.

I have problem with my NMT-900. I wonder why text messaging won't work

NMT-900?    u like fight ooo 

wanville:
According to research conducted by. . . [s]_{(don't ask me who!do I look lk a nerd?)}[/s] pre nup and common law, these are both good recipes(if you want your marriage to hit the rocks).

Which is the bigger tragedy, loosing your soulmate or a trustfund? [s]_{Micheal had d trustfund but i can't attest 2 d fact that he led a happy life}[/s]
I'm keepin ma fingers crossed that I don't have ma priorities mixed up.

Anyway all these dudes dat are cryin prenup, I know their type. Its all talk!!They'll be advising their friends" kill the bitch man, she is disrespecting." Meanwhile they treat their galfriends like cow egg.

didn't know that cow now lay eggs

Beaf:
For one thing, I didn't know what to make of her "confession". But she was a really lovely babe.

As for papiwater, me I no see am (wetin plantain get with plantain?). Why I no marry am? Wetin concern you, you be police abi you be papiwater sef?

what do plaintains say to one another? damn, u r ripe!

TheSeeker:
Ask them, if they are in the man's shoe, will they not sign a pre-nup?

GBAM!

i decided to make this thread for all those that need help with troubleshooting their iphone. all u need to do is post it here and we will find a solution and reply back. also for those that have issues with itunes, feel free to post here too. this thread also is meant to bring developers together to rob minds for developing apps for the iphone. apple offers hosting for ur apps, u get 70% of any download if apple approves ur apps. my friends, there is money under our nose, so lets all come together and think .

TheSeeker:
You are in touch with reality! Nigerian girls are probably the worst gold diggers I've ever seen my whole life. "Nah I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she don't mess with no broke niggaz" Kanye said.

no mind them, dem think say God create man to sweat hin ass of so as to dash dem money. dem neva start!

pussydot:
nairalanders

you all think am plating joke '

am dead serious abou what i posted

i just feel him anytime i think about seun

i wish i can have him to myself

first, tell us ur original id wey u get, this one wey u get only 8 post, udi very suspicious
then 2ndly if u are truly in love with the dude, come see me, getting seun is not that hard but u must first be a female (no she-males dont count) and then be truly serious. worst case scenario na to  NL server, if hin info no dey there, use the server IP  find hin host wey dey support this board with bandwidth & storage then proceed from there get u hin info, send CIA to go kidnap am come give u, then lock the 2 of una for one room throw way the key, shikena, church don close! 



FYI: this must only be done in the name of love ooo

SeanT21:
If U are a millionaire please sign a darn pre-nup. Not all marriages last forever. You may think your partner is an angel now but years from now they might turn into the devil and take U for all you are worth. Let me clarify my statement, If U are a millionaire and live in the US please sign a prenup.

girl, u need to be update with life, it doesn't take years anymore, it just takes weeks if not 2 days for her to start showing u her true color.

@ post

as for me we are signing that pre-nup whether she likes it or not. the only way we wont sign a pre-nup is if we did start out building a biz together and it florished b4 we got married otherwise PRE-NUP! all these naija girls that are here shouting no to pre-nup, ask them, which one of them is willing to marry a poor man, not one. when it comes to poor men they will say "we have to be wise" or "who won suffer" but when it comes to a rich dude they will say "it is love" ole! all of una bi thief! 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU13MRtSD7E 4 all u gold diggers in the house 

patwhizkid:
U dunno me then

i do. where were u last month, talk true

Beaf:
I once had a babe that told me she was "mamiwater".  .  . Didn't make a difference!
Nice, fine babe I coulda married her.

why u no come marry am? abi her papiwater knock sense back to ur head?

platinumnk:
im a strong woman and I can express my needs if I want to. my hubby doesn't mind

yeah, he doesn't but he has tried to avoid this noble court so as not to be seen with u, poor thing

platinumnk:
abeg im pregnant! I need all the attention

my wife got pregnant 1st, did u see her bring down the entire community?

ezinne1212:
It shouldn't be, but in some cases it is. So many reasons come up, personally i find most of them are petty. I think i saw a thread in the romance section where the guy complained he found his wifes unclothedness ugly, that now that he sees how she makes herself look pretty, he's not so into her anymore . See what we do to ourselves!

maybe is wife uses too much makeup nobody knws the real her

Busta:
true but then again, people tend to change alot after marriage.
they become someone else. . . Most cases, MONSTERS!

so let me guess, u will become a monster after u get married, right? thnx 4 the heads up

patwhizkid:
Where?

i ain't telling

platinumnk:
Oxone where u dey now?
I need a hug

do u know what happens to women that becomes too needy? the bobo runs away from her

patwhizkid:
What do you mean by dat? Have yu seen me before?

yup!

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=288331.msg4095697#msg4095697 date=1246038886]Haleluuuuuyahhh!!
[/quote]looking forward to ur published memoirs

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=288331.msg4095591#msg4095591 date=1246037530]Ogun waterside here i come

Will i also see AJE or EMERE there? [/quote]trust me u wont be disappointed, u will have alot of fun

patwhizkid:
Hehehe

why u dey put another persin pic 4 ur profile na?

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=288331.msg4095455#msg4095455 date=1246036020]Which demons?
Have you seen a demon before? People claim to be "possesed'' by fishes and you believe them. I guess you don't know how to recognise delusional peeps. . .[/quote]i wish u well but if u wan try ur luck make u go visit water side for ogun and u go see ijebu wonder

nike4luv:
lol!

why u dey laugh, the guy mean wetin hin dey yan

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=288331.msg4095193#msg4095193 date=1246032871]@Hoh-Dee
its only people with fish brains that believe half human-hal- fish spirits possess girls to date guys.
If you do believe,don't say it in public. You might be mistaken for a loon. . . [/quote]are u saying demons are not real?

J UNIT:
bunch of jokers

wetin happen, u dont like to laugh?

IFELEKE:
. . .dream on citizen na2day. . .This honourable court could use your lame jokes.

i call ya name? abi u don dey feel guilty?

@ post

ur life don damage bi that

blue jeans and a t-shirt

An open letter

good citizens of NL romantical, lets us impeach this yeye lazy no good 4 nothing judge wey we get

platinumnk:
shurrrrup dia! My husband feeds me with lots of fruits and veggies, and i take my prenatal vitamins.

Please mind u wife , I did not marry U and Oxone!

_{Always rubbing ur nose in eh!}

abeg carry that ur hermaphrodite pikin wey u carry 4 belle out of my sight

IFELEKE:
So it's baby galore! thats good.
congratulations citizen na2day?,you should devout more time to your unborn child now instead of wasting it on frivolities and mischief making in my romantic republic.

shaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaap dia! i have always taken great care of my woman and child unlike u that always abandon ur igbo-made court room

IFELEKE:
yeye citizen, as if you know yours

yup! i do, left is left and right is right, NAILED IT!

iice:

my friend, rearrange ur face sharp sharp