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IFELEKE:
citizen na2day?
I can see you clearly woke up from thr wrong side of the bed today. . .
I will summon citizen mukina as soon as you provide amply evidence to back your claim up.

look mister, i slept on a mat not a bed! u need to get ur facts right

Siena:

Charcoal and salt are abrasive, and abrasion for tooth enamel's a bad idea.

Besides damaging the enamel, by wearing it down, a scratched surfafe is harder to keep clean, the tiny scratches retain stains that a regular brushing won't shift. And don't forget, tarter is hard to remove from smooth enamel, virtually impossible to remove at home if the enamel they're clinging to is rough!

una too dey think, the guy wan kiss girl, hin want white teeth to kiss the girl, i get 2 solution 4 am, one na acid, the other na charcoal and salt, na hin i offer am option two, if that one no work we go try option one

whitelexi:
@Poster:

I dont like girls like u, i really dont. You are there wondering if he's spending on another girl, u remind me of an ex who would even frown when i sent money to my own mum. . .  and that was just annoying.

FIRE! ! ! u no kill am? 

chinesedoll:
LOL

u DEY CRASE
If u see d kain crowd wey we dey get bak then ehn
funnyy enoff people no dey blve say na me dey cook

abi u have not heard of the saying that
hardship can bring maturity

my stomach bin dey report different tori oo!

v3nom4eva:
@post.

U ask for opinions wen you've answered what your "problem" is. . . sssssssssshhhhhisssssssss!!!

where's that "auto-slap" feature AGAIN!!!

LMFAO

chinesedoll:
so I turned manager and cook at the age of 13, immediately I got back from school
without getting home i would go straight to the shop and start to cook
there was nothing that i could not cook from cow tail peppersoup to nkwobi, turkey peppersoup, while cooking I would be cleaning and setting the chairs and tables outside, it wasnt easy at all becos i did not really have time for my studies and there were times when we would close by 11pm sometimes 12 and by the time we got home
i would be so tired that i would just go straight to bed.

no wonder! so it was ur food i eat that used to give me stomach pains back in the dayz?

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=292758.msg4140454#msg4140454 date=1246860336]lol go easy on her.
the girl just wants prada shoes for her bday. is dat too much to ask for? [/quote]take wetin easy? can't u see how confused the poster is? this is what happens when ASSU strikes and people are left to watch yoruba movies and hollywood movies at the same time

2jideofor:
Going for a kiss is a scary moment for most guys. Just like the initial approach, and just like when you ask for a number, it is a point where you could be rejected. Most guys will talk for a few minutes, or hours and then lunge in for a kiss, or they will wait for a movie moment style kiss outside her house.

Touch her in increasingly more sensual ways leading up to the kiss.

Touch her arm for emphasis when you are talking.

Touch her hand. Looking at jewelry is a good excuse
.
Touch her hair. Asking if it is her natural color, if she ever wears it up, has ever cut it short/used to have it long, or even when she washed it is a good excuse. If she is comfortable with you touching her hair and doesn't recoil at all, then she is kissable, you can go for it here.

Take her hand and hold it as you talk. If you have done the above, it will be acceptable at this point. Don't look at her hand or draw attention to it, just do it.

Squeeze her hand and see if she squeezes back, this is another kiss-tell. No girl ever squeezes back if she isn't ready to kiss.

Stop talking, pause, tilt head and look at her. See if she is comfortable. If she is you can kiss.
What if she turns her face when you try to kiss?

Kiss her cheek and then her neck! She will turn around and kiss you. This is not a rejection but most guys assume it to be and back away. Do this and you can turn her on even more.

So, now you know how to touch her, but it will still not be 100% smooth if you are still in the same character as you are when talking to your hairdresser i.e. boring and acting like a friend instead of lover.

You need to: Establish a sexual vibe as you escalate the physical contact. You do this by:
More intense eye contact Slower, smoother, deeper voice

Look at her in a sexual way, start to look at her lips as well as her eyes and see if she reciprocates. If she does she is imagining kissing you.

Sometimes, even with no work on your part, she will want you. When a girl wants to kiss you:
She squeezes your hand.

She looks at your lips or looks down.

She touches your chest instead of arm.

She is comfortable with hard eye contact even when no one is speaking.

She touches her own lips for a second then pulls away quickly


WARNING: If the above steps do not work, do not force yourself on a girl.


courtsy: www.love-and-soulmate..com

so na una dey spoil NL bah?

spikedcylinder:
Aha!

Mine willl be similar too. . . only more like: " Hi, Bleep you" 

my reply will be, "where and when?" 

@ post

i will say,

dear ovularia,

i have alot to say to u but bcuz my love for u has just gone green, i will not want to waste paper put my thoughts into action. now for the demonstration of this love, kindly report to my room 

actively in love,

na2day?

SeanT21:

i see ur confusion sis, i wouldn't make head or tail from it myself 



[quote author=Prada_gal link=topic=292758.msg4139471#msg4139471 date=1246833737]Hi NL, This is something that has been going on in my relationship for a long time now and have just been too scared to tell it to him for fear that he might think I'm one of those materialistic girls or gold diggers, who just wants him for his money. My bf and I have been dating for two years and so far, he's never bought me gifts (no mata how little). The only time he got me something was when we initially started dating of which he painfully told me it was expensive ( made it look like i was not worth spending that much on). Basically, I'm a giving type of person and i love it when he at least gives me stuffs and not seeing it as a burden. On his birthdays, i buys gifts for him, cake and make sacrifices for him and give him small gifts randomly (not on special occasions)

I do love him genuinely cos he's caring, affectionate, humorous,a wonderful person and a whole lot more. He takes me out on  dates, makes me feel special and treats me very well. But it just makes me sad that i don't even have one thing in my possession that makes me proud to say was given to me by him. What I'm mostly concerned about is that he has a very good paying job and i feel bad that he doesn't spend on me. Sometimes i feel he's not that into me or is it that he just doesn't love me that much to want to spend on me. I've been the faithful, good and trustworthy girl, so i deserve to be treated more than this. I don't ask him for money whatsoever and he doesn't give me. I can't say I'm  that rich and at the same time I'm not poor, I'm satisfied with what i have, so i guess am not demanding. I don't know if he's being stingy or it's me that's just being unrealistic.

Pls Nldrs, what should i do in this situation cos it's really getting to me? Is he being stingy or careful with me not to spend anything on me (maybe from bad past experiences from girls). Do you think it might affect our relationship? pls kindly give your honest views about this.

Thanks for  reading![/quote]madam, kindly rewrite this story or look for a better lie than this to gist us, ur story is full of contradictions and u are a poor liar, and worse still, u will never graduate from gold digging school.  arrant nonsense! 

xynerio:
I have been suspectin her for long until I went to her house, then she was bathing and she dont allow me to touch her fone. I was lookin for her fone to know if a guy had been sendin her love text. I flash her fone wit my number and found out where it was. To my surprise I saw CUSTOMER CARE as missed call. When I edited it, it was really my number. Men that was how I left the bitch. Sometimes they add ur name as cynthia or adaobi. Umunwayi kwenu!

BLOOD OF JESUS! men, she do u bad no bi small thing

Triforce:
OK, I'm a young guy, mid-twenties decent job, good looking 

Thing is, I can't seem to find someone that I feel that I could actually stand as a girlfriend in the long term.

I've been on alot of dates, but I never call because I always seem to find something to dislike.

Some people say I'm snobbish, but I just have all these expectations and it's killing me.

Sometimes, I feel like my expectations are completely unrealistic, but are they?

Must be uber-vain -- like so, so vain.
Must be pretty, but not just any pretty,  some kinda pretty.
Must be clever, not just a pretty face.
Must be independent.
Must know want she wants.

Is this picky?

don't let it bother u, contrarily to popular opinion, I AM VERY PICKY   thats why i dont date the likes of Angelina Jolie, Beyounce, Alicia Keys etc

brein:
Are there realy any negative effect of sleeping (making love) with a girl/guy who is possessed of evil spirit (e.g mami-water, witch, wizard, demon, occult, ogbanje, emere, osho, ogboni. . . etc etc)

And what if one is not aware that d opposite sex is possessed or somethin before having to sleep with her/ him ??

this guy, ur life don bend. na ur mamiwater girl friend u still dey think of how to shag her without paying the price?

[quote author=fine.boy link=topic=292541.msg4136836#msg4136836 date=1246786390]My teeth is discolored (pure yellow/grey) i can’t toast or friend a girl.

I am a handsome and well dress guy with full lips.

Actually I cannot consider myself smiling or laughing in pubic. I don’t do that.

There is the girl I am toasting and we are just starting,   but I don’t know how I can move on with this my teeth. It’s embarrassing. Even if she accepts how I will be confidence to move this on, I mean kissing or smiling maybe laughing.

She mention something like this on the phone, “I love you, kisses for you.” I was like melting and some days ago she said she dream kissing and romancing with me.

i dont think she have notices my teeth yet.  becos We haldly see but talk much on the phone I even toast her on the phone.

Girl will u date a handsome guy with bad teeth?

This is really my bad luck in life.[/quote]my guy, just use charcoal (not from burnt wood but the actual coal from the ground) mixed with salt, grind it well well and scrub ur teeth, works like magic, abi u no go primary school? all these children of nowanights sef, una no get survival skills at all

SeanT21:
Mammywater/Mermaids are "supposed" to be half humans/half fish.A person who believes it exist is Delusional.

thats bcuz u dont have the 411, if u do, u will know wassup

[quote author=big-ben link=topic=291251.msg4138935#msg4138935 date=1246823233]yah,guess i hawked bread in the city of Ibadan in the late 70s.It was fun though then,but now when i think back,don't think it was the best to do,but then i had to do it to assist the family.Wouldn't recommend it for anyone!![/quote] i hail ooo!

lalaboi:
**Throws shaka bula away*** . . . .getting ready to fight with Tai chi!! . . . .What ya say na/ ? na2day. . .u wasting time! ah

****gets koboko and beats the shit out of him until the judge intervenes****

lalaboi:
yeh wetin i do!. . .**Finding shakabula**. . . .wetin??

u will soon find out 

[size=3pt]***looking 4 my bow and arrow plus the jazz baba seun gave me***[/size]

FL Gators:
ROTFLMAO. Oh gosh

i was shocked 2 see that too, entertainment in the usa is not just on tv

yeye judge, why una never summon mukina ?  

lalaboi:
o hmhmhm . . .let me see. . . .Na2day. . .wetin i do u?

wetin u no do me?

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gen2genius:
No, it cost her dearly

that's 4 sure

gen2genius:
Brother, many African ladies don't reckon with the dictionary when it comes to relationship stuff

then leave those stupid african ladies, obviously they didn't get the memo

Emmanbaba:
I think ladies need to come down to moderacy with this 'hard to get of a thing'. imagine a girl that has always been in love with a guy and was even considering asking the guy out, Fortunately for her, the guy asked her out, guess what the girl's answer was: A 'NO'. Very immature!

don't waste ur energy on sum1 like that, it can be counter-productive

Siena:
Well, I'd like to presume you'd always accept a lady's no as no, even if it may appear she doesn't really mean it.
It's always worked for me - if a lady says "no", I take it as no. You can't go far wrong that way, and you'll stay out of trouble.

i concur!