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[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3930157#msg3930157 date=1243408096]then u r definitely lost!

cuz no kinda map feel go dat place

berra request for a refund 4rom whoever u bought dat map from

cuz dey don do u another wayo [/quote]thanks sweetie for the tip off i don return the map get gps

vanitty:
awwwwwwwwww very sad. May her soul rest in peace. poor little girl

yea, talk about life not being fair

This is really sad, I heard this little angel was just a delightful darling of a girl. it is so sad that she died, i was very pained by this. 

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/05/26/arizona.tyson.daughter/index.html

now my question is, will u ever let ur sporting equipment easily accessible to ur little kids?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3929802#msg3929802 date=1243394161]how u feel take reach there wen u no sabi him? [/quote]i get map

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3929807#msg3929807 date=1243394293]movie ke?

nah, i will b watching u do ur magic [/quote]u r part of the act

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3929785#msg3929785 date=1243393743]i will b wattching[/quote]watching ke? u dey the movie

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3929775#msg3929775 date=1243393457]are u jealous dat u dnt knw him [/quote]jealous ke? e go do u like film trick, by the time u get to heaven see all my golden mansion u go know how far

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3929735#msg3929735 date=1243392242]look at u playing all innocent now after lying to me many times

now u wan make i believe u so easily

mission impossible. try again [/quote]dont worry that's why i am better than Tom Cruise, there will not be part 2 or 3 bcuz i will take care of the issues in part one

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3929739#msg3929739 date=1243392411]cuz am a child of the lawd. u unrepentant soule [/quote]is that why u have to bother him so much? abeg leave him to rest ooo

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3929718#msg3929718 date=1243391906]really? [/quote]oh yeah!

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3929716#msg3929716 date=1243391812]me ke?

lawd 4bid another bad tin by u [/quote]girl, u have been bothering the lawd lately, na wetin happen? 

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3929464#msg3929464 date=1243385583]i cnt say i do 2 something i have no idea of [/quote]dont let it bother u, life is full of uncertainties

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3929465#msg3929465 date=1243385637]quit having nightmares [/quote]whatever u wanna call it, it is sweet to me as long as it has u in it

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3929453#msg3929453 date=1243385362]and u really think u r in a position to do dat

how did u take past the entrance exam [/quote]yes indeed i am, and i passed with flying colors. dont u just love a winner

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3929423#msg3929423 date=1243384671]u r too mean jare [/quote]sum1 has to be to keep the world at a balance

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3929420#msg3929420 date=1243384587]agree to which "i do" ?

wot am going to be doing [/quote]thats 4 me 2 know and u 2 find out  [size=4pt]*****i love my Hitch******[/size]

sistawoman:
Baby i dont listen to them haters. . . . no matter how many women show up to our door with children and DNA results talking about its your child. I know like you know those papers can be faked. I know you love me and only me and that magic stick is just for me.

that right honey, all these other women are liars all i got is for u

sistawoman:
I know it was not you and I am sorry for bringing it up again.

Will you be coming home tonight?

If so what would you like for dinner baby? And what time can I expect you so that your dinner will be hot and ready for you. I want to have your robe and slippers by the front door when you come in. I know you will need a bath to wash the smell of that other women the smell of the office off of you.

I love you so much.

ha, i will be a little late today honey, i got some important work to do. when i get home i will wake u. luv u much

y me:
i had berra go get a rat poison right now

na wetin? u knw no say the loff wey sistawoman get 4 me pass rat poison level? i think

FL Gators:
rotflmao

sistawoman:
I knew she was lying baby. I knew she was trying to come in between us. I love you baby to the ends of the earth and back again. I am not going to let anyone come in between us.

now thats my girl

sistawoman:
But you know that.

Even when I saw that video with that guy having sex with that girl with a tatto on his ass that looks just like yours, in the same spot as yours and his hair cut just like yours and manliness the same size as yours and his face looked just like you but you told me it was not you. I knew that someone was just trying to break us up then.

I will not listen to any of these haters.

it wasnt me & u know my middle name isn't shaggy. the only reason that dude looked like me is bcuz of cloning, i promise i am not shaggy

FL Gators:
I told you I'm not speaking pidgin for you. You undertand yoruba, so kilo de?

Ehrrmm, why not when she's pregnant? Atleast you get to be the driver for all 3 months

nah, i like sport cars not vans

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3929022#msg3929022 date=1243378681]so?[/quote]so they can take the blame

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3929027#msg3929027 date=1243378732]and wen will dat be [/quote]after u agree to the "i do"

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3928995#msg3928995 date=1243378416]wen r u going to stop all this dreamz naaaa [/quote]when my name change from Joesph to Okoro

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3929004#msg3929004 date=1243378507]C'mon now, dnt blame it on 9JA jor [/quote]they aren't complaining

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3928948#msg3928948 date=1243377671]

u sef

and u wan me to believe dat [/quote]na naija, what cant fit happen there?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3928960#msg3928960 date=1243377857]abeg no kill me w/laughter jor


it is ur doc who is lying to 2 u and since u have a poor vision, it is hard 4 u to see it [/quote]the whole idea of loff is not to see, for me to see small is a miracle and it means i am one step ahead of the pack

FL Gators:
Sissy, so na this man u wan take to the altar?
oma se o

@na2day?
I know you can't count na. olodo rabata

Actually, you can still have sex with your WIFE up to 6 months into pregnancy. It won't hurt the baby.
You've just got to know themoves and how to work it

wat is wrong with sissy,me and the altar?  by the way, what is olodo? didnt i tell u to speak in pidgin english? sex with a heavily pregnant woman is not just the same thing 

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3928908#msg3928908 date=1243377029]loff n blurry cnt be in the same sentence

who is ur optometrist

he needs to be fired, tell him i say dat 

come let me give u ma certified doctor he can get ur vision working again. i promize [/quote]ur doctor don do u 419, dem talk say loff is blind, blurry na improvement

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3928923#msg3928923 date=1243377257]rofl . . . .

u no well at all

then can u give me the acct. number to see if the money was deposited [/quote]dem no get computer and the only clerk dey sick, dem talk say she get swine flu and dem never get enough money to buy candle to search through the 2 sheet of paper wey contain all their accounts of 3

FL Gators:
na2day? na2day? na2day?

Howmany times did I call you? So you dnt trust your baby to be urs?

aiye le o

i cant count, how many times did u call me? 

FL Gators:
I want him in the labour room with me, and I think with all I'll go thru for 9 months, I have the right to ask for his presence

after what i went through of not having sex for 9months i reserve the right not to show up, maybe due to traffic 

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3928867#msg3928867 date=1243376253]lai lai

stop lying 2 me naaa

i heard dat u have a swiss bank acct. clud it be dat u r hiding the monies there [/quote]yes i have a swiss bank acct in ajegunle, the bank name na swiss, dem only get one clerk no gateman