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Aprilmay:
Fun forum is now turning to bleeping forum

ovularia, waka!  

OMO IBO:
AprilmayJuneJulyAugust, try this trick. press ALT + F4

thank u o jare

whitelexi:
_{Still Monitoring}

no worry we go help u win this war 

OMO IBO:
Whitelexi, why are these girls after you?
e be like say you gather ooo? i been think say Thoniaslim na one one correct babe. but damn, she don sh1t for church.

what of siena?i think say him dey plan to marry? but no, the guy dey shine some babes congo on the side. so much for that 'cool, calm collected' attitude.

breeze don blow, flow yansh don show, 2day na 2day, 2morow na another day 

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3943762#msg3943762 date=1243582260]abeg jor, which kinda yeye village b dat,

abi do i look like a village queen to u b4

no mansion for township, i no do

y r u getting scared of 15 pikins

i want to set a record jare [/quote]i get mansion, e dey 4 heaven [size=3pt]****this world is not my home, am just a stranger here, if heaven is not my home, then what would i do? the angels beckon me to heavens open doors and i dont feel at home in this world any more****[/size] me i am not scared of 15 pikins ooo as long as they are all truly mine and i wont be in the labor room 15 times

tubabie:
Now results are unfolding!   *strolling past . . . . . .will be back when am less busy. got important things to do*

my sister no bi small thing, so tey i don skip sleep 

No2Atheism:
@whitelexi, @thoniaslim, @babycool haba now you guys should please washing your dirty linens in public.

Yes you might be mad at each other for one reason or another but i don't think it okay for you to be exposing each other like this,

Please I beg all of una, stop the bickering and public exposure. No one benefits from the public exposure and bickering, NL is just a forumn. NL is not a do or die affair.

abeg no spoil show ooo, me dey benefit from am  plz make una wash more dirty linens for hia, i get omo and elephant blue detergent 

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=277287.msg3943774#msg3943774 date=1243582561]and u think i will delete ur own nagging logs

abi, na only u knw how to keep logs [/quote]i dont nag, i dont even know what the word means

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3943766#msg3943766 date=1243582412]see who is quoting the bible

na for where u find dat verse sef, cuz me i never see am since i started reading ma hollly note [/quote]that means u dey skip church or u ney dey read ur bible, e dey inside the bible somewhere

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3943748#msg3943748 date=1243582021]i dey fear oo [/quote]bible talk say perfect love cast out all fears and i believe u r a christian, lets keep to the bible 

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3943733#msg3943733 date=1243581584]ma house ke?

and i thot i was dealing w/som1 who get big mansion sef 

so where u fit raise ur 15 pikins then [/quote]oh, for my grand papa farm in the village, where else?    by the way, u expect me to be in the labor room 15 times?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3943735#msg3943735 date=1243581695]confession 101

kai! i should have seen the signs coming [/quote]the signs are positive, tells u i will never bore u out

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=277287.msg3943723#msg3943723 date=1243581225]rofl

i dnt nag, so i dnt really wot u r talking about [/quote]ok ooo, i will remind u 25 yrs down the road when our 1st grand child shows up as i will keep a log of all ur nags

whitelexi:
Girls will be girls, they fumble, they want out, u grant their wish, they wait for u to come begging for what u dont even understand in the first place, u ignore them, the drama starts turning against them, then they resort to back-stabbing at u, like following u around on a public forum looking for an opportunity to talk crap


I'll pop in and out from time to time, i'm at work and need to do a few things - u know how the banking industry is in the face of the credit crunch?

u yan the truth but above all, can u teach me ur skills? if i move to london will u teach me? i will be on the next plane out

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3943715#msg3943715 date=1243580991]apology not accepted

how can u b sighing, n b angry, n b apologizing at the same time

me no like dat kind of apology jare, it gives me upset stomach

oya try again[/quote]it shows that i can be multifaceted, very diversified individual, which is a good thing in the recessed economy

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3943703#msg3943703 date=1243580535]u have said dat many times, so how am sure dis one isnt one of ur usual phrases

make me believe[/quote]give me ur address and i will come to prove it to u live and direct

yicob:
Where is Tope2000? We did a great job. We disencrypted some of the characters before they appeared in the game.
@ Whitelexi, play it cool with babe jor, shes still coming to be slammed. No b Woman ?
@ Na2day, dont just claim any innocence, just leave a*id*op alone. . .or else I would report u to Nls.

@ all, let da game flow, more shots to be released, watch from afar as the game unfolds. Slot in Act 1, Scene 2.

dude, u got nothing on me, i am as innocent as the clouds 

C2H5OH:
But now that afefe has fe and we have seen the buttocks of the chicken, you are required to come out and defend yourself.

******sighs******* women! oya, i apologize, donate me the guy number

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3943625#msg3943625 date=1243576445]which pass out pills

no cheating or wayo for dis agreement oo or else am not [/quote]me? cheat? no ooooo, i am a man of my word

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=277287.msg3943631#msg3943631 date=1243576669]if u guys dey listen well well maybe some of 'em naggers will stop

[size=1pt]oya letzs go back to our house b4 the detective here arrest n charge us w/kidnapping/hijacking dis thread again [/size] [/quote]if u leave a woman with a wall mirror, she will nag until it is broken
[size=4pt]
************i thought we are on topic?*************** [/size]

whitelexi:
I think this was actually directed at me, so i'm the main culprit here. . . Yet again!

Point of correction. . .  Thoniaslim bruised her own heart by dating a dude who tore her heart apart - That dude was not me.

I have always maintained that most of what i say is actually from experience, and although my cybercharacter is controversial and critical of naija babes, my true character is quite the direct opposite. Whatever i do on the forum is for the fun of it, but when a girl shows advanced interest in my true character - i might just give her a chance to impress me.

@Thread:

I have been targeted yet again by a disgruntled naija girl who fell out of favour because her flaws were unbearable, first it was thonia - who actually shot herself in the foot to make me jealous, but ended up getting a broken heart
Now it is Babycool who had her chance but tried to get all dramatic and lost it in the process. Why wont all these girls understand that i know your next move before u even take it, I grew up with 8 elder sisters, there is no trick in the market that i dont know so get a grip with your act!

@Babycool:

You know what u started, trust me, i can play this game damned well. I'll be the defendant, Nairaland'll be the jury  
There's only one person who'll end up smiling at the end of the day and u know who it is. . .  Registering a new ID and claiming to be your friend was the first wrong move.

Just want to let u know now. . .  oh, u know what? Let's raise the stakes!
I'm introducing Sienna, his current Fiancee, and ThiefOfHearts into the picture. . .  You wanted shit to hit the fan? it just did!

Dont even bother phoning me cos it wont work, let's end what u started!

[size=25pt]gbam! agbada don hook wire [/size]

C2H5OH:
Bravo.  I am photocopying this for the dailytimes 

me 2 

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=277287.msg3943602#msg3943602 date=1243575192]na lie jare [/quote]na true, abi u want me to swear ?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3943605#msg3943605 date=1243575428]abeg jor, worri me less now

too many contacts dey for dat diary

have patience jare

[size=3pt]continued searching for the number[/size][/quote]i'm just saying, the pastor must not be that relevant to u for u to keep him in the back burner

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3943583#msg3943583 date=1243574051]u must sign a paper b4 the conception dat u will be there OR no show [/quote]ok i agree, i will sign the paper, all i have to do now is to take my "pass out" pills b4 u enter the labor room

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3943587#msg3943587 date=1243574223]goodboi

oya get ready[size=3pt] *getting ma diary, flipping over to find pastors number*[/size][/quote]   ur pastor name no dey the front of the diary? na so u relegate the guy reach?  

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=277287.msg3943589#msg3943589 date=1243574365]me shaarp for speaking the truth [/quote]we listen but u women dont know when to shut up

yicob:
If U ve never done such, come here and cast the 1st stone. Stupid posters. Many of these ladies shag more than 5 men per week. . . . . .and for the men, its appalling that they've added child abuse to their cruise, slamming whoever in skirt. This issue of kitten and koboko, nobody holy pass ! Did I tell you I saw a Babbon bleeping a goat ? It just happened !

dude, i am looking for the biggest rock i can find to smack it right on ur face. just following ur orders as i am not guilty of the crime

whitelexi:
_{Now Monitoring, still reading thread, but will respond accordingly to another assasination of my person}

Thanks B for bringing this to my attention.

oh, so na u bi the guy? bros, u get school? i wan attend that school to learn some skills and maybe i should move to london

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3943484#msg3943484 date=1243566023]stop being confused jor [/quote]me confused? heck nah! why should i have a change of heart? the labor room is no place for a good man. don't worry once u give birth to that handsome young son of ours, i will be there in a flash to take u home

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3943512#msg3943512 date=1243568042]abeg jor, no spoil ma victory dance for me now

which one b texting number again

lets do it the old fashion way jare

oya, get ur pen and paper [/quote]pen and paper at the ready, oya fire

[quote author=Sammy107_d link=topic=277261.msg3943524#msg3943524 date=1243569621]http://www.skyscrapercity.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=1474[/quote]thanks

dgreatrock:
If you are a lady or have a lady or had experience or witnessed a woman nag, please share with us your observations, reasons and solutions to nagging.

shoot them, trust me it works every time, they never nag again.   

emilyone:
Men are worse at nagging !!

Story! ! !


[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=277287.msg3943292#msg3943292 date=1243559041]i guess some nag becuz some men are annoying and dont listen [/quote]shaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppp!

@ poster

plz where can i go and learn this guy's skills

ollybosieb:
We want a real man that knows how to appreciate  a woman, 
Love
care
trust
financial security
friendship
respect
A responsible man,  to do the right thing @the appropriate time, above all to be able to satisfy me sexually.

so what do u bring to the table?

seems to be a good idea but can every1 here please post some pics of lagos so i can see the improvement. i heard oshodi has greatly be cleaned up, pls sum1 post some pics

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3943483#msg3943483 date=1243565948]Ha, finally! *[size=2pt]doing the victory dance[/size]* 

ok, get ur pen n paper ready [/quote]i have my phone at the ready, oya fire! [size=4pt]*****remember i said text me the number***** [/size]

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3943156#msg3943156 date=1243554979]ma church dnt do that

just call the church office and tell the sect. dat u want a prayer n deliverance session n viola u r done, no question ask [/quote]ok, text me the church number