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tope5000:
Lmao . . . . .Gbeborun ppl

sweet heart, u dont know how this thread has saved me $10 since i didnt go to the movies again. i really appreciate the poster and all the principal actors in this classic  

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277265.msg3948232#msg3948232 date=1243641941]Where the heck is Whitelexi? I have a question.[/quote]me sef get plenty question for TOH, babycool etc plz all principal players to return to the thread asap!  

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3948023#msg3948023 date=1243639300]shouldnt i be asking u dat

or u r using dis as a means to cover up some little secrets things u did at ma back [/quote]i am clean as a white sheet

family7777:
Well when my daughter was born, I was soo hurt that my husband wasn't there.  It was our first child.  At the time he was in training at his job.  They told him that I would be there a while so we thought that he could finish his training and then come.  All of a sudden, the doctor comes in and say that I have to get an emergency C-Section.  I sent my husband the message.  He got to the hospital as soon as he could, but by that time it was too late.  The baby had just come out, I think that husbands should be allowed in the labour room.  We as woman really do need their support and they need to feel the experience of it all.[flash=200,200][/flash]

so what if ur husband dont feel like being in that room, will u feel he loves u less?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3948034#msg3948034 date=1243639422]abeg no insult ma values, u sinner

i knw the lawd more dan u will neva knw [/quote]see u, i don overtake u on knwing da lawd

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=255846.msg3948053#msg3948053 date=1243639615]dnt let me spill our dirty laundry here oo

cuz it will nt be pretty

so u berra stop lying, b4 i lose ma cool[/quote]what did i buy the washer and dryer for?

platinumnk:
yahhh our boys are the sexiest, the dark and the fair ones

glad u know, so can i have ur number now?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3948060#msg3948060 date=1243639746]

i talk am b4 say u were hiding something

oya confess the rest [/quote]that was b4 i repented old things have passed away, all things na don pass new

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277265.msg3948059#msg3948059 date=1243639690]At least she showed her face. Where's your boy Whitelexi?[/quote]showed her face? hardly, whitelexi has been in and out of the thread, he is waiting for one fasle move by any of these womanises and he will counter attack like a true warrior, i have my money on him  

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277265.msg3948077#msg3948077 date=1243640010]Someone has been imagining a little too much. I doubt she was romantically involved with whitelexi, I mean seriously, has anyone else seen his picture??!![/quote]i have, handsome bobo, e didnt easy  

C2H5OH:
Me sef I dey wan jam London this year by force by force.  Must meet with lord whitelexi himself to get some tutoring.

i dey check on tickets right at this moment, i must go visit the holy shrine of lord whitelexi, i have been cheated too much on the NL to hold back, by the time i come back from my prigrimledge all NL babes go hear am, na house to house cleaning  

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277265.msg3947971#msg3947971 date=1243638646][
I suppose she already responded and I suppose she won't come back till Whitelexi explains himself.[/quote]nope, she gave one weak yep and darted out like the wind

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3947957#msg3947957 date=1243638433]i shouda seen dis coming, heavenly palace ko, heavenly minded ni

not yet?

wot do u mean not yet [/quote]huh! eh! what? what is not yet?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3947965#msg3947965 date=1243638567]i no sabi wetin u dey talk jare

i neva hear dat kind of versions b4 [/quote]i knew u dont know the lawd like i do

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=255846.msg3947976#msg3947976 date=1243638685]yes business

wen u wan to get out of ur games u start acting confused [/quote]me confused? don't think so honey, just so that i can understand u, when i go for a biz meeting i do business in the meeting

rubi:
Husband do not ask for allowance b/c they want to maintain their" ego" rather they ask for sex that is therir allowance

keep the sex, i can get that else where, i want allowance

ollybosieb:
@na2day
same thing as my man, no competition

really?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3947830#msg3947830 date=1243636275]me ke skip church ?

i sit on the front row every sunday biko

n i read ma holly note every morning&evening

we prolly have different version of the holly note [/quote]king james and queen latifah version?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3947839#msg3947839 date=1243636439]abeg jor no use heaven now to escape ur responsibility jare [/quote]we have to be heavenly minded

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3947839#msg3947839 date=1243636439]r u now accusing me of cheating now [/quote]not yet!

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=255846.msg3947813#msg3947813 date=1243636045]worri me less oo

u think i didnt knw wot u were doing at ur so called biz meeting  [/quote]business?

sistawoman:
I am back with a fresh round of goodies.

this time try to use the handy wipes and not your clothes. . . . I will not name names but you know who you are.

Who ordered the chicken and fried rice?

chicken and friend rice, hunger dey kill me for hia sha  

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JdumaU5cBk&feature=related[/flash]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JdumaU5cBk&feature=related

[size=25pt]na suddenly!  [/size] i never know say dbanji don turn to prophet like fela  

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277265.msg3947798#msg3947798 date=1243635760]You guys have nothing on her. Y'all are just mad cuz she disses you guys on the daily and you finally have a way, cheap one if I might add, to get back at her. Let Whitelexi come back and speak on why he think TOH should be involved. Till then, she shouldn't be mentioned in this convo.[/quote]diss me ke? she ney dey fear face? dirt on her don reach mount everest level and it is still climbing. funny how suddenly she finds work as an important reason to stay away from a thread, work never stopped her b4 from running her mouth

chinesedoll:
na2day,pataki,omo ibo,no2atheism and d rest
u guys need lectures from whitelexi o!!
e be like say d guy na smooth operator

i have already registered in the school he went to, i gotta get my own skills.  


[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277265.msg3947736#msg3947736 date=1243634530]TOH has no business in this, I have no idea why people are bringing her up. Is this your way of getting back at her? lol[/quote]is that what she told u? she get plenty of biz in this, infact we are currently digging out more valuable info  

y me:
noooooooooooo
right now am occupied
_{have gat planty of bobos to take care of}
carry on
nothing do you

madam, why have i not seen u all these dayz? report to the bedroom asap!

platinumnk:
yes but due to society, women are held accountable for who they sleep with

really? last time i checked it is the man that gets the law on his azz if a woman decides to use the sex as a tool against the dude, she calls it rape, while na she go hin without invitation in only G-string ooo  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=277265.msg3947579#msg3947579 date=1243632514]Roflmao. There are good ones here.
Meanwhile, intel reaching me says there is a NL sex video coming up as evidence on this thread.
Watch this space for more details. [/quote]shey dem dey pre-order?   i like my soup early  

platinumnk:
their should a be disclaimer to Nairaland: sleep with the men at your OWN RISK

why not sleep with women at ur own risk?  

Pataki:
''I have a life oh. I am not bothered what you people say on nairaland. Better go and get a life.

This is why I never take nairaland serious. Thank God for a logout button. Yet 2005 details, some people still dey remember am for this forum.''

Pretenders with pedigree.


Sexyhotmom and na2day?,

You guys are crazy walai!

no bi my fault, i just discovered that i have been denied what is due me on NL, i will no more play the mugu, i don charge  

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277265.msg3947488#msg3947488 date=1243631382]The poster said so, I only voiced it out louder.
[font=Comic Sans MS]A joke? Sis, you don't know the half of it.[/quote]oya tell us the half of it, then the other half  

Uche2nna:
This actually got me rolling on the floor,  

Who gives a damn about Roast and Toast of John Witherspoon when this kinda comedy is on  

no bi small thing, i don turn off my tv sef, i no want distraction, no movies tonite, this is my prepaid weekend show  

MrCrackles:
[size=14pt]

I swear down brov, unbelievable!

I thought the whole flirty shit some of us get involved in on NL stays here

Some peeps actually took it right down the wire via the bedroom, from America to London, London to Nigeria and all! [/size]

it seems like u and i played the fool but no more, i am moving into the next gear  

jay bee:
ma vaio is covered with the blood of jesus and also has 99 names of Allah engraved on it so no thunder can penetrate.
my lips are sealed.

y me:
judge one  
you had berra becareful before they add your name to it
you know they can be so unpredictable

i will be highly honored if my name appeared on that list   then again highly disappointed bcuz it would me that i shinned a NL congo with out even knowing it, the congo must be that bad  

ThiefOfHearts:
Im confuzzled. what do I have to do with Sienna and his fiancee?  

white lexi, perhaps you can go in depth about your comment?

dont worry u will soon know, better still confess and i will tell u  

MrCrackles:
[size=14pt]Allahu Akbar! [/size]

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=277265.msg3947387#msg3947387 date=1243630249][size=20pt]Bismillahi’l-Rahmani’l-Rahim[/size][/quote]

ThiefOfHearts:
um how? do I even know whitelexi? Other than the rumors that him and thonia slim dated. what is my involvement?

Can you quote it, dear, cant be bothered to wade thru the other stuff.

trust me u got time girl, u just dont know it  

jay bee:
whitelexi sampled thoniaslim and babycool
toh got sampled by sienna
am i still on the right track?

u r still on track son