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ThiefOfHearts:
dude, what is the question?

emmmm, i have a list and u are on top on that list, is there anything u will like to confess to "Father Na2day?" 2day?  

OMO IBO:
hahahahahahahahahaha

it so happened the bomb damaged the computers in america only

u know what they say, [size=20pt]"ONLY IN AMERICA!"[/size]  

Agielove:
lock wat? please this thread shud not be locked till involved make an open confession and repent!  

how abt u lead the way, start ur own repentance, others will follow  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=277265.msg3947291#msg3947291 date=1243629370]Agielove, go and nurse your wounds.
Go for a pregnancy test too just to be sure.[/quote]dont forget HIV test too  

Uche2nna:
This kinda party ,,,,,, thanks but no thanks!!!!

 My own neck of the wood gives me more than I can ask for.

true?   make i move to ur part of the states, where u dey live?  

dae:
Just be careful so that you dont get "burnt",   (go figure)

getting burnt is my lest worries, i just wanna be blessed like the dude that started this wild fire, he is my hero  

OMO IBO:
but where all these yankee chicks dem dey na?

abi all their computers and laptops don spoil?

u no hear say that Y2K bomb happened to selected computers today  

ThiefOfHearts:
some of us have jobs.

Plus this thread has gotten mad long and gone off topic with people making personal remarks/fake threats. If infact it has to do with Thonia, it's a shame. She's gorgeous thus shouldnt be part of such juvenile BS.  

how cute, suddenly u have a job  

Uche2nna:
Nairaland runs deeper,,,,, way deeper, than I thought

i tell ya, we need to relocate to the UK, it seems that is where the party's @ 

sistawoman:
@na2day?

Here all this time I thought you were sharing your riches with me.  You aske me to loan you a couple of thousand until you got your next wire.  Does this mean I wont see my pay off?  Does this mean all the tricks i performed for you will go un-rewarded?

sistawoman, u know i got nothing but pure love for ya as for the money, there is currently way too much traffic on the wire, thats why i have not received it into my account yet

chinesedoll:
d tin dat pisses me off the most is how dis so called pips wld tell u that  *_{i don't take nairaland seriously i dont even remember any username immediately i logout  bla bla bla}

beware of dis kind of pple
na dem value nairaland pass
but funny enuf dis thread dosent surprise me
cos dis is only a tip of the iceberg when it comes to what is going on here on nairaland
u pple wld be shocked at some tins some so called matured pips do on here
i dont even want to talk abt the single ones
wat of some of the so called married ones that claim that they are happily married with kids
mean while they are lonely frustrated bitches who are just looking for attention and single prospective bachelors,
to the extent of running after other pp;les own here on nairaland
abeg make una leave tori for Tony u na never hear anytin
dis one na small gist

oya begin dey download, we want our gist nice and early  

chinesedoll:
my dear broda beware of those kind of pple
the question i ask myself is why lie abt ur marital status
when u know u are in desperate need for a guy
why not just come out straight
instead they go abt bashing pple that are bold enuf 2 come out and say wat dey want   _{i dont take nairaland seriouslyi dont take nairaland seriously, u dey post more dan 75tymes a day, i dont rember anytin abt nairaland immediately i logoff yet una dey bang evertin bangable here}
more yansh go still open
but no be me go open am
but d day any1 of dis bitches cross my path
i go 4get maturity come down to their level
and expose as many yansh as possible

i understand that u dont want 2 expose any more yansh but at least we can practice for the day u will, make we start by u naming only 17  

Secretz:
Seems like we know who the chronic womaniser is. . . . .           
*trotting along*

really? come on, tell us, it will help us identify the gold diggers quickly  

faakay:
WhaT's happening HeR3!!! Why all this GOSSIP?

gossip ke? dey there, train don leave u  

dear nairalander,

my name is Na2day?, i am a very humble and extremely sexy guy, 7 packs and all. i am looking for a wife, i wanted to settle down asap, my parents wants to see their grandkids within a yr and i am rounding out of time. I come from a very RICH ROYAL family. my dad has a direct link to the oba of lagos, my uncle a direct link to the alake of egba land. my aunt as a direct link to the oba of benin, my kid bro a direct link to the almayanabo of kalabari. i am a direct descendant of both the sultan of sokoto and the emir of kano through my grandmother on my father side. i am a direct descendant of of the Queen of england through my mother side, my aunt on my mother side is related Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, The Bushes and Clintons, my dead uncle is related to Obama's mom and dad at the same time in a weird way etc. even though i am yet to be allowed to control some of my family fortunes, i still have some small fortune of my own. i own 10 houses and 6 companies in lagos alone. I owe 5 mansions in abuja, 3 in kano, 8 in PH and warri unbombed. in Texas, I have 16 houses, in LA 5 mansions, in manhattan NY 3 large Apartments, 3 resorts in the bahamas, 2 castles in the UK to mention a few.

is not like i am boasting ooo but i am a proud owner of 9 nuclear bombs in North Korea alone and I have 70% of their shares in their nuclear enterprise. I am currently in the process of buying the enitre city of jerusalem so that there will be peace in the Middle east etc. for want of time i cant keep naming the few things i have on my own.

I am just looking for a honest girl, not the type like sisi jinx, or sissy or bluespice or FL gators or emilyone  etc i am looking for a good nigerian girl like Agielove or Thoniaslim, Babycool, ThiefOfHearts or any of the others that have been mentioned in this thread to be my wife. if u are interested plz contact me asap so that we can get married and u will have my riches, in fact i will rename the great wall of china to ur beautiful name. let no other girl apply ooo, only victims or related girls like the victims should pls apply [size=4pt]****me sef must wack****[/size]


FYI: i am not like that wicked guy u mention in this thread, me, i have the riches for real and i dont dump women after using them. i cross my liver. [size=4pt]***practicing my congo shinning skills***[/size]  

glotes:
If your wife slaps u, just turn and walk away and her conscience will prick her till she apologises. Please do not slap her in return, because it could result into a nasty brawl.

turn to a brawl? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL! who will lose that fight? most likely not the guy

C2H5OH:
It's their way of asking you to listen to them.

mohawkchic:
~I cudnt agree more!

by nagging? so how is it working for them all these yrs since eve? (adam eat that fruit just to avoid listening to the nags of eve later and see where that landed us all), at some point u will think that they would have learned from precious generations that nagging dont get any1 to listen to u, ppl learn to tune u off instead, so it becomes u nagging to a plain old brick wall; believe me there is such a thing as tuning sum1 off, i learned that skills listening to ppl complain abt their printer, computer, network etc 70% of what they say is irrelevant to the problem at hand, so i tune off.

rubi:
Even if a woman is working and make millions in a day asking for allowance makes women (I speak for myself) wants to feel the man/husband I do it sometimes even as I am working I sometimes ask my hubby for money that does not mean I don't have it but better given when not asked. Women do much more at home than men whether working mothers or house wife.

so can a husband ask for allowance too?

chinesedoll:
am def comming back o!
Make i go finish wetin i dey do!

Na2day god bles u 4 alerting me o!
I knew i cud always count on u.

anything for free entertainment

TOYOSI20:
*SIGHS*

Oya oo enjoy!!

****sighs twice in return**** will try

TOYOSI20:
LOL!!!. . . .i know say na this kian drama u like. . . .

Anyways missed yah plenties. . . .

Wo. . . .na2day. . . .which u gurls, . . . .??

Did the OP mention names,. . .  .??

that's where u fail to make sense. . . .which gurls have come here to talk trash??. . . .what trash is there to talk about??

I call it like i see it. . .regardless of gender or w/e. . . .its the very same thing ill'd say to some one i knew on a personal level!!

So truly what gives??. . . . .go and check ma archives very well. . . .i dont get off bashing peeps anyhow. . . so get it right abeg!!

The REAL truth lies BTW the parties involved. . . . . . .and the gospel truth about the matter is that when the going was good

it wasn't announced all over the forum but now that things are Stormy peeps want to come her an name names, . . . .

If u count that as being MATURE, . . . .then more grease to ur elbows oo!!!!!

the thread was started by a girl which happen to have another id on NL trying to brand a certain dude as womanizer while the truth is that she had sumtin for him but things didnt go well. if she didnt want it out in the public why start the thread? she didnt expect the guy to retaliate with the truth. check out the 1st response of most of the girls, they were out with their claws to devour only to get this shell shocker and i am loving it.  

TOYOSI20:
my friend will say. . “it is time to separate the men from the boyz!!”

All these name calling aint cute at all. . . . Like seriously. . . .A simple phone call would have taken care of things . . .

one should really think twice before “airing out ones dirty laundry”

how cute! its funny how alot of u girls come here and quickly start pointing finger at the guy for name calling when it is a girl that started the thread trying to talk trash after she didnt get what she expected. if the guy has not responded we would have had more girls come here to talk more trash about nigerian guys and how horrible they are while they are the greater sinners. abeg leave the bros to name the names make we update our journal jo. as for the "dirty laundry" there is nothing wrong with out door laundry as long as the linens become clean

nene1:
I know all of nigeria's tribes like the Yorubas have many good looking men, but I am so attracted to igbo men. It makes me want an igbo husband lol, But seriously doesn't any other girl think so? There are handsome like Osi Umenyiora, Nnamdi Asomugha (my future husband, lol i wish), and Amobi Okoye and some of my friends. How are igbo men generally as husbands? One of my yoruba guys friends told me that yoruba guys are nicer and igbo men beat their wives, but I though he was just being biased.

lucky u, i am igbo [size=4pt]for now[/size]

patwhizkid:
@ na2day
i don commit filenty krime 4 nl o, na which one make i confess?

start with the most recent, details are welcome

zub:
We have been friends 4 over 3yrs.and each time i ask her to be my gf she declines,saying she prefer us 2b friends.i have great feelingz for her which i had let her kno.plz guyz advice me what 2do,coz im going thru emosional torture,coz i honestly LOVE HER.plz i need ur advice.God bless u all!

honestly, stay away from her, not bcuz she did anything wrong but for ur own sake. soon and very soon those feelings will turn to another thing that will paint u in bad light if she doesn't come around

girlie2000:
we have been friends for about six months now. hes a good friend to me and we get along very well. all this while i have loved him secretly and funny enough, we have never discussed anything about love life until just last week when he started asking questions about my boyfriend and i told him i dont have. when i asked about him he said he has just expressed his love to someone but refused to disclose who the person is and that she has not agreed. the way he talks about it, its like speaking in parables. im suspecting he may be talking about me or someone else, i dont really know.

now the feelings i have for him are even more intense and i cant eat or sleep. i dont know either if he has feelings for me. i as a woman have never liked the idea of approaching a guy first. but now im being tempted to throw caution to the wind and tell him how i feel about him, but i fear wat the outcome may be. pls wat do i do? im really confused.

pls advice me.

cough cough!

now the feelings i have for him are even more intense and i cant eat or sleep.

hunger never catch u bi that.

patwhizkid:
@ na2day
abeg no tell dem, i go confess

oya confess quick quick make i add u on my list.  

Pataki:
Why do you peeps like drama this much. Anyways, Whitelexi, I believe you should not even have come out to say anything here. Is Babycool truly behind all this drama? You guys have YIM and Skype. Best set up a conference call and let all aggrieved parties settle their differences.

This thread should be locked, as it serves no purpose other than a show of vendetta by the aggrieved poster.

if dem send u tell dem say u no see us. na wetin bi ur own? we tell u say we dey complain? no damagize our free entertainment ooo  

patwhizkid:
Kai! Na me holy pass 4 nl o

no allow breeze blow ooo, u know i work for CID

patwhizkid:
Werrin dey hafun for hia fa?

u sef don come? oya confess make i quickly add u to my list b4 i go sleep

tommy2k2:
just met this girl, she broke up wit her first love  4 months ago, she used to tel me abt her Xed-Boyfriend and how he used to take advantage of her, (i felt her pain sha) she also told me dat it was same guy dat dis-virgined her, i was like, (hmmmm), i later asked her out and we started dating, not up to a week now,, d first time she came 2 my place,, (we had sex) /maed love, and it was like she avnt sexd b4, eva since then she wud always come 2 my place and she always want me to av sex wid,, she always said i was hot but i think im not, why is it that way, does it really mean im too gud/hot or wat

it means u r a mugu and she probably has given an STD

jay bee:
Kasala don burst.

so peeps are actually getting jiggy jiggy from this nairaland. I need to start taking this shyte serious mahn. maybe i can find me some NL drama as well.

i tell u man, me dey relocate dallas na dry zone, london na the happening place  

tubabie:
@ Na2day
You are one stubborn guy o. You need to go to bed now so you can wake up fresh for the conclusion of the matter.

tonite na my last nite of vacation, work starts by the weekend so make i enjoy this moment and i dey fear say i might miss too much. with this kin tori, i can skip the movies this friday and save me $10

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=255846.msg3666351#msg3666351 date=1238479705]well i think it is possible that she didn't however, very hard to believe IMHO. cox peer pressure is a powerful force that not everyone can resist.

so since you cant confirm this from any other source, you might as well believe her cox she might be telling the truth.[/quote]so are u saying all this while i left u to attend a biz meeting ur friends influenced u to do stuff?

annyplenty:
I think even many women devotes most ofl their attentions to their children once then begin to arrive and totally neglect their husbands and after nursing of babies its difficult to continue with their husbands where they stopped.

word!

ibkaye:
Psssh, yeah right

u better cooperate now or else

ibkaye:
so answers still have not been provided? this is getting dry now 

if u feel guilty plz feel free to confess make i add u to my list, ur sentence will be reduced too  

acidrop:
wat a coincidence, i jst happen to have a list myself of the chronic womaniser of nairaland, so if u wanna save us time by confessing its gud

are u accusing me of sumtin?   by the way i am the only one that is allowed to keep a list   and just for us to be clear u are the one that said u didnt want moi, sexy moi with 7 packs so me decided 2 leave u and avoid the drama  

biina:
I know there names but I promised my friend not to mention their names  

abeg na, how much do u want for the names

ifyalways:

Just like i-go-dye take talk Ogoro must jump  
i hail una  

na NL reality show bi this

acidrop:
wait wait wait. . . . .did the topic say "A" chronic womaniser on the lose
haaaaaaaaaa

that is the accusation but we dont know for a fact, me thinks there is a chronic gold digger on the lose. i take that back, there are chronic gold diggers on the lose and we are out to find them, some names are already on the list, if u are one of them just say so and save us time 

biina:
- Intro and allegations by Agielove = $75
- Investigation and speculations by Tope, Yicob, and the rest of FBNLI  = $35
- Counter statement and challenge by whitelexi = $100
- NL Obiter dicta (i.e. passing remarks) = PRICELESS!!!!!!!!  

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