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[quote author=Diva 2.0 link=topic=415961.msg5725046#msg5725046 date=1269013369]You say like her, she says she likes you, you both go out. She meets your friends and you meet hers. You both engage in sexual activities, you like it but basically you don't want to put a ring on it. What is the point of dating and then falling in love, then call it quits for some odd reason? What are you afraid of?[/quote]if the milk is free why pay for it? moreover, u are asking a guy to surrender his freedom to a woman that will finally divorce him and make him broke; u think that is a quick easy decision?

ayettymama:
So ive noticed Nigerian guys (well the shipped ones anyways)

dont really understand the concept

if a woman tells them they #onlywannabang the guy starts declaring undying love

if she says she wants a relationship he says hes bein suffocated

I really dont get it

Is it to do with thier african ego's??

question, have u ever told a nigerian guy that u only wanted to have him for S₤X and he confused that with love?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]My husband [/color]

u mean u gave me a new name with out telling me? but i can live with Johnny. good deal sweetie

Marlbron:
Jo,

the saving was for all humanity; moslems, hindu, xtians!

God is Love, Jesus is also Love. You cannot believe in him if you do not practise love. so one who practices love is already at one with God and Jesus

at least there is one thing i have gather so far, u just wanna argue

unitee:
Lol @Na2day? Whoz dat?

u know who dat was nau

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]Na2day. . . .?? , if you like squeeze your ugly face , the babe is mine already. maybe you should ask her. . . only if she have the chance to respond .

Sweet heart , what do you think. . . [/size]

see who is calling another person ugly, u that look like a fossil from the dinosaur era anywayz, since it too u over 4 months to reply, i will come back to check for ur reply in a decade's time

ibkaye:
spawns of the devil, those non virgins

i know right! they are the devil's foot soldiers

GB102:
i peronally find it difficult to trust ladies that are not virgins when it comes to intimacy matters, i want to know if it is only me or are there others that have the same view as me? pls help me because your answers mean alot to me.

i totally agree with u OP, those non-virgins are hard to trust, infact they can't be trust. btw do u have a sister that is a virgin, i wont mind if u can link us up

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=412927.msg5739320#msg5739320 date=1269207122]chop stick is the keyword [/quote]i use those as chewing sticks

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=412927.msg5739453#msg5739453 date=1269208615]Er. . . innocent question from an inquisitive mind who loves learning . . . Is the ex-wife still entitled to the dead (even death by suicide) husband's life insurance policy even after she has already been paid half of the man's wealth during the divorce settlement?[/quote]wickedness in the highest place! u are here by divorced!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]With the love of Johnny [/color]

which Johnny? oh that Johnny? yes of course

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I will not be delivered [/color]

i bind u!

google070:
plz the firt guy to call me will have me seriously dating. i m Sandra from Igbo land but ma mum is from Calabar, 08124210415,08090862846,08034780622, 08072775173,

so which of the STDs are u selling?

Marlbron:
You still have not landed.

Are you confirming the known fact that Christ shed his blood for all humanity? We know that. but after he shed his blood he got men to God.

John 14:21

21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.

John 13:34-35

34 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. 35 By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

do u know the commandments of God? Jesus himself said, i am the way the truth and the light, no man (including the self righteous) comes to the father but by me. implication, if u dont accept Jesus as ur Lord and personal savior and handing him over the affairs of ur life, nothing for u QED!

AqRiUs Age:
Oh God! Thank God its sarcasm.

What an insult!
Everytime I get this from a man (always Naija men o, no coincidence here) I take a look at my outfit and wonder what gave them the impression that I needed a new outfit.

is that u on ur profile? girl u need a new outfit asap!

Marlbron:
Christ preached about a coming kingdom, but he asked his disciples to practise righteousness, love and to avoid sin. Now if a muslim or a hindu does these or if an aetheist,or any other [b]unbeliever[/b] practices these things, can we rightly assume that they will not make the knigdomof God? Let me know your opinions with researched reasons, no insults or pettiness.

the bible says all our righteousness are filthy rags Isaiah 64:6 meaning no matter what we do, we cant save ourselves and make heaven since by default we are sinful. for us to make heaven there must be the shedding of blood Hebrews 9:22 meaning there must be a sacrifice that will stand between God and us and for us that perfect sacrifice given by God in the person of his only begotten son, Jesus Christ. a perfect example to my explanation is this, Cain and Abel both sacrificed to God but God honored Abel's because it was the right sacrifice needed to stand between God and man after sin.

honeric01:
It takes a 40yrs old to say this

lmao!

Ebonyeyes:
So are you guys a couple now? I have to say that wouldnt work for me being the old cynic that I am. In my mind I would be counting the other girls the goon has said the same thing to.

poor cats

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Tufiakwa! I don't need to be delivered [/color]

u must to be delivered ooo!

nellaluv:
Me and my cousin went to visit a friend down the road,at d gate a guy walked up to me, (i got something in my mouth), the guy was like ''hello baby you resemble familiar. . . ." my cousin poked me i emptyed the contents in my mouth on the poor guy,oops my bad,lol. you don't talk to me when i got sumtin in my mouth with those cheap lines . It happened 2years ago sha,lol

and the guy didnt slap the u?

iice:
[color=#9900ff] Pray well Even with offerings sef [/color]

dont worry, ur deliverance is on the way  

mukina2:
is that one of the 6 signs?

that is actually the 7th sign

henryhemon:
That's nt 4 my naija sista's,for them its
1.if she asks u how much u earn.
@iice fish,
which one u dey?e or en?u dnt text n u dnt pick calls?

last time i checked, i put a disclaimer that these do not apply to nigerian girls

ayettymama:
its gold diggin if u dnt have the cash to splash and start to complain

this is a typical example. OP run for ur life and listen to Kanye West on this matter oo

Mhismole:
with all the girls you'v been doing?? hellz naw. (un)fortunately i have heard of stds!

love conquers all

chic2pimp:
For where? Village?

Abeg make una comot dat side jor!!!

like in my case, it was just an accident, i was just sleeping jejely when i rolled over, it just accidentally entered her, no joke

chic2pimp:
Accidentally Disvirgined ma foot

Comot dia jor!!!

but accident happens nau

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=412927.msg5728905#msg5728905 date=1269059765]submissive ke? dats y i wished u luck[/quote]they are, moreover what can they do to me? i have both the combine skills of Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee

ayettymama:
*blocks na2day like teyana at the clippers game*

sorry, i dont live in LA, i am a true breed AJ boi

ayettymama:
*throws na2day in asylum with dobodobo*

ill let him deal with you!!

awwww, how sweet of u, u gave me free accommodation in this recession with a guy for me to torture too? u are the best

ayettymama:
english na your problem??

sarcastic way of sayin

why are u lookin for my trouble??

do you really want my trouble??

really now??

thank u for clarifying ur statement queen elizabeth. now why will i want ur trouble when i got mine?

ayettymama:
i think u drank the wrong potion this morning

do you really wanna start with me?? really now??

do u really wanna go dwn that alley??

are u really prepared?? really??

kmt

how many really(s) does it take to make ur point? anywho, for starters it is still night and no i am not "really wanna go dwn that alley"   BTW where this "alley" of urs dey sef? if na that original "alley" i dey game  

chic2pimp:
Naija Guys I Hail Thee ooooo

So Una Still Dey Toast Girls All The Time For Naija In The 21st Century. Na wa oooo

Most Of The Chics I know Will Tell You Straight Up If They Fancy The Pants Off You Or Not

ehmm, where those girls dey live?

ayettymama:
wheres ebonyeyes??

1 I think i know u from somewhere

2 How old are you

are the opening statements from the monkies i live arnd!!

how unfortunate im settled in this rat infested area!!!

*continues rant*

i can see they have a great influence on u