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promkingzz:
I remember winning a chicks heart when i said 2her "hey, iv known u 4only a week but it feels lyk ages already.as u've noticed i can't stay a day without buzzin' u at least twice" she was steady looking at me with d look on her face lyk "where is he heading with this? Dis brotha's getting soft on me!" then looking straight into her eyes i went "wheneva i c u, i feel lyk im running up a hill cos my heart speeds up, i don't think its fear , but whateva it is, it must mean u give me a feeling, nothing i haven't felt b4 but this time i feel it in a special way. U mean alot 2me". She was lyk "alot?" and i went with a smile "more lyk d world 2me" then she said "in only a week? I mean d world 2u?" beleive me thats where i lost balance doin d shakespare thingy. Well d best part of my day that day wuz it ended with a kiss, not just a kiss, a passionate kiss, y'all know how it can get. I kindda beleive doz lines helped. Well ladies in d house, whts d sweetest thing a guy eva said 2u?

sorry i am a guy, i dont believe what comes out of a guy's mouth but the sweetest thing i have said to a lady before was "wow, ur makeup does wonders for u"

rokiatu:
nothing yet, I have been told a lot of sweet things, but really they just go in my other ear and pass through the
other one maybe the day he ask me "Will you marry me"? then that will definitely be a sweet song to my ear.

will u marry me? YEA, I SAID IT!

Tips4love:
Well, my fiancee told me with me he's everything and without me he's nothing. Now, I almost fainted, niiiiiii, ce!

he lied and u swallowed it hook, line and sinker

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Hmmm those who know, know not to say sweet things to me. They are often cringe worthy. [/color]

honey, anytime i feel like getting high, i just think of u and i will be in cloud 9 straight!

Mimicole:
Dunno why bt none of d replies so make me go 'cool!' inside of me. Guys y'all need 2 get a lot more creative. Go watch movie HITCH, dt's if u havn't already. Peace out!

Hitch is a good movie, some of those things work but hardly on nigerian girls, u have to add a little extra when it comes to nigerian girls. I have my ways and means to get them if i am interested but i cant share it, i dont want to increase my competition

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=412927.msg5728882#msg5728882 date=1269058880]chinese ke? u'r on your own then. goodluck, cos u will need alots of it[/quote]why? there women are very submissive all i need say is, give me all the money and she will do it

[quote author=George_D link=topic=61012.msg5669366#msg5669366 date=1268298849]today? [/quote]na wetin now? is there not a second chance of being a virgin?

grace5:
PROMOTION

I AM raising you up.  You have humbled yourself and been abased before Me and man.
You have become the least of these and suffered the persecution of that position.
From that place you have felt the pain and agony of every day in every way.
But in that place you learned of Me.
You learned of My great love and favor.
You learned of My ways.
You learned how to praise and worship Me out of  the pureness of heart.
You sought only Me in love and have found Me in My fullness.
Now I lift you up out of the dung hill to place you among the great ones of the earth.
Be not surprised by the rapid and sudden turn of events in your life.
For now you will take My heart and ways to those who think that they see and brag of their riches;
but who are in fact poor, pitiable, and blind.
They will now see Me through you.
I will make you as the great ones of the earth as you lift and glorify Me! 
You will take Me to those who are blind that they may truly see!!!

Psalm 75:
For promotion cometh neither from the east, nor from the west, nor from the south.
But God is the judge: he putteth down one, and setteth up another.

i receive it in Jesus name Amen!

ayettymama:
no im not on facebook

it shouldnt have been locked like that

they could have at least removed the links and left it!

was gonna tell the poster to expect a nobel prize- in dumbassness!!

sorri of topic

u owe me big time for derailing my precious thread!

Pweety4me:
_{I know that u meant d opposite. . . gudnite big oncle. . .}

gnite darling, u know i got nothing for good brotherly love for ya

ayettymama:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-416219.0.html

why cant i respond to this?

is it possible for someone to lock thier own thread??

how does that related to my thread?   anywayz, the thread has been locked probably bcuz it has links to ppls profile on FB. is ur profile one of the  ugly girls he was referring to?  

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=383114.msg5639967#msg5639967 date=1267899440]I have to say most not all. . .
I know of this medical doctor that has married 4 times and has children from each woman
He's hardly there for his Children, he only pays Child Support every year. . .[/quote]so being a doctor is what led to that or isn't the guy just a natural douchebag? i know one AA lady who claims to be disable and she has for boys for 4 different guys and she is no doctor.

ifedy:
I suppose you re all talking about  male doctors alone not the females inclusive.

Hairat007:
yeah u re right only MALE DOCTORS

sexist!

Hairat007:
GREAT sorry hv been so busy cant come online 24/7 wld chat wiv u some day lol

ok, whenever u r ready hit me up

Pweety4me:
Sleep o sleep. . .

go sleep b4 i offer u a slap offering

Freiburger:
For what? no thank anyway, i still want to be flexible the way i 've always been, unlike a lazy type like you, but worry you will soon expode.

yes i will explode over u

Freiburger:
Animal dey see who don kolo.

na u don kolo nau, that cheap stuff u been smoking no even fit let u know how to quote again


[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=413535.msg5725434#msg5725434 date=1269016338]Very very reserved and laidback online, can't afford to verbally sink my talons in to someone only to hear the bad news that they have gone to commit suicide as a result.

In real life, though my looks and very gentle and softspoken voice tells a different story, I wear my heart on my sleeves and don't hold it in, but let it all out to your face so that if you still wanna commit suicide, i would be around to cut the rope and save your life, lol.[/quote]if i hear! na 2day?

Pweety4me:
Na2day u talk 2 much. . .brrrrr

how?

mukina2:
i agree on that

kneel down and raise up ur legs!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Some people like to play games.  Women especially.  
In some societies, it's unseemly for a woman to be forward.  She's supposed to like give inclinations and hints and he's supposed to read those and know what she's feeling or whatever.[/color]

yup and some of them like that position so that they dont feel cheap or they want their friends to feel that they must something important. they usually go tell their friends stuff like, "that yeye boy no want make i rest oo, hin just dey call me 50 times a day and i talk say i no like am hin no wan hear"----for their mind dem don get status

iice:
[color=#9900ff]If this na desperate times for you, you'll not survive my desperate times [/color]

"
chai! u never reach ur own desperate times? omo, i don enter! make i go look for my bible; as bible talk, "this kind goes not but by prayer and fasting"

platinumnk:
Why? Mine never did

good 4 u. urs is one in a million

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=412927.msg5727063#msg5727063 date=1269031144]thank you for letting me in on your secret cos now they will know[/quote]too late, i have switched to chinese women

Kunbee:
^^cAN you be serious

how do u know he is not?

@ mods

why una clean up this thread? and i was enjoying myself fa!

marocguy:
Kidnap urself? Dat one dey. U'll def make frontpage on NL.

sum1 already did, i am just following is wonderful example

iice:
[color=#9900ff] Those meds wey get k-leg [/color]

as the regular ones no dey work on u, i get to get the k-leg version. desperate times calls for desperate measures

uc nduka:
***shakes head afta reading the 6 tips and says aloud 'dem don come again'***

these signs are not nigerian implied

Enockia:
er these signs really true

they are true, if u give me some money i will send u the evidence of it on dvd

platinumnk:
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Point is why assume?

hmmmm, well most nigerian r/s started off on assumptions, just FYI

Dyt:
Tanx ayetty n na2day,im actually blushing

carry go, enjoy life

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=412927.msg5722979#msg5722979 date=1268997283]dey there na dey do 'white me,white women' i hear sef, their own method is more deadly and more painful than suicide [/quote]that's why i am not marrying them, just using them to recover all u have taken away from me

Hairat007:
Me sef no dey waste time if i like u na straight i go tell u

If i lie i beg ask na2day   

ehmmm, madam, our marriage was suppose to be secret, why u dey come public announce am?  infact the wedding is off, i dey go kidnap myself

Dyt:
average is wat i call it

u are hot jare, at least u no baptize ur face with makeup

Kgdavid:
you guys seem to be missing the point. it is one thing if she didnt want the so called "extra baggage" and decided to cut it short. however its quite another for her to come to the decision to end the relationship and be in a relationship just two weeks after. sounds almost pre=meditated to me.

exactly

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=344420.msg5720824#msg5720824 date=1268941155]@Bawomolo
I see Derrick Rose is playing truancy by avoiding Professor Jason Kidd hehe na for im own benefit oh . Kidd has about two years left and would not play for ever

9 losses now hehe UNITED CENTER. . . . . Where Bulls.hit happens[/quote]death!  

bawomolo:
we shall rise again, we shall rise again

yup! in 20/20

bawomolo:
i would jump into lake michigan if that happens

will keep my fingers crossed

honeric01:
Blind batimus, onions cost for Germany?

death!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=394470.msg5699281#msg5699281 date=1268682779]Marrying a Virgin man?
That would be ridiculous.[/quote]

Titto:
I did not married a v. man, but we met when he was still a v.  and we got married  about 2 years after.  And if you care to know, he's still doing the job properly.

hope that helps

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=413535.msg5720013#msg5720013 date=1268933098]You're harsh. [/quote]truth must be told

mukina2:
na you know

its either M-Male or F -Female

if u say so, who am i to argue

Ebonyeyes:
Hey its a free world isnt it? Some want men, other want cats just like some men want real women and other want dolls. As long as people are happy and not harming anyone then its all good .

iight, i will give u a point for that but dont get use to it

mukina2:
what was close?

you see F beside my name you still asking if i be girl. no i be alien

"F" might stand for Frank instead of Fatima