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How smoked breast dey be Biko nu. Heheheh

UniQuegrACE:
nwayo kwa?...same here

Funny you.

''WHAT I LEARNT all men are the same only thing that differentiates them is fear of God and self control'' ** Thinking aloud!!**

Smart girl. It worked well. Hope she (the intruder) keeps off.

Mr2kay2:
Very simple run to Tb Joshua asap I wonder why our men are always like this.I guess he's igbo I am igbo too but seems igbos are good at this shit

Don't be silly. Even if you are such a person must you tag it to the igbos or any tribe?

UniQuegrACE:
okay...me i like money

Nwayo kwa.

UniQuegrACE:
privi nikin? after calling me names...........

LOL.

Dey there na. The bros is inteligent. They say whoever planted maize by the roadside, na everybody him plant am for. Same goes to the so called 'mamiwater' them.

UniQuegrACE:
shey you no like money?

Lol. Who no like better thing?

UniQuegrACE:
made day keh? oloun maje

Lol. YOu suppose dey happy sef. Hahahha. Its a privilege for you to have made my day. You should be happy about that

UniQuegrACE:
shey you no like money?

Not all girls, yes i agree cos not all girls will put it on display.

crazymommy:
Well i think guys that are very experienced can tell when a lady is faking it..

Hmmm e get wetin no get fake for naija?

UniQuegrACE:
we know the answer already money,owo,eego,kudi

LOl. You again ba? Naija Babe. Na una way.

UniQuegrACE:
haha....kilode?? oloshi buruku keh?..thatz too much......my head like ya head

LOL. You made my day.

mofeoluwadassah:
Wht i sha knw is dat guyz general stare at a gals boobs whether d lady flashes it or not

Leave that thing. The babe wey dey show off her boobs get motive. They have always wanted guys to look at it.

mofeoluwadassah:
A guy dat stare at a gals boobs wnt 2 flirt wit her.

What of the lady flashing the boobs? She probably wants to flirt with a guy. Abi?

UniQuegrACE:
I JUST GOT MY ACCOUNT CREDITED....SIMPLE!!!

LOL. Oloshi buruku. See ya small head.

[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

LOL

Correkiti

essielove:
what was he doing when she was cutting it

Typically. Probably snoring.

mirexxx:
if she like make she carry john cena, Batista n Dwayne Johnson muscles add on top that one! if he wanna cheat on her he will!

LOL.

Personally i won't agree, no be say i no want o but to avoid UNNECESSARY wahala. Cos if the girl come like me, heheheheh!

Enybliss:
yes shes fit, it shows she knows her work well, and I'll want the best for my hubby

E be like say you trust your guy.

MackBrooklyn:







Wetin concern my lady with who I choose to be my personal fitness trainer?? Only God can stop me

LOL. Dr. Badoo.

See babe wey nor near my cut-off mark. Who she epp? Bring the money abeg.

International break s*cks indeed. Mostly when its a friendly match. I suggest FIFA stop allowing the first XI of a team to play international friendlies. The fringe players should use that to compete for shirt. This will reduce the risk of injuries and fatigue.

I dey read mostly ladies them their comment, i wan see wetin them go talk.

3) Change your normal routine (try a new
church, bar, cinema, beach) :
If you’re a single lady and you’ve been
attending the same church, cinema, bars
for the past 16 months and there is no
visible suitor I suggest you switch the
branch of your church from Ikeja to
Surulere, or Apapa to VI. This is a Process
known as randomization; doing something
different or attending new places will give
you a new set of possibilities of meeting
new suitors.
I nor support this one o. Mostly the church part.

Larrey:
she offend u b4?

SAN

Nixiepie:
I dnt envy her at all

Na wetin you tell us

Onechancearmy:
Even if I be Dangote I go never carry "gbese" like you for my head. You get B.o.o.bs and Butt (B & B) But the most important B ( Brains) is missing from your life.

Buhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

udmydearest:
Ur wife is ten years older dan you abi?? Dats d point my broda. Now let's look at it frm dis dimension, she already sees u as her son n not her husband. Shoor! How can I evn tink of slapping my husband na? Let alone repeat d act over n over again, I dey craze?? My broda, if I condemn dis age difference now, pple dat knows beta wud say "AGE IS JUST A NUMBER" beta start gettin use 2 dat beating oo, cos ur married 2ur mum.

Abeg chop this knockle.