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N - Smouldering hot and just tooo damn sexy
A - Damn best gyal any guy can ask for
J - Lives life for fun, . . .  so so so tru
A - All my ex’es can testify to this

H - Has a damn good personality; though not sure about looks
A - This could just lead to marriage
J - Just add craziness to this and am complete
E - I could make you come just kissing ya

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ibiza

lmfao. . . . . .  they are both good in their different genres but i think it would be so hillarous i might fart from laughter 

its like the priest and babalawo praying together. . . . . . 


Damnnnnnn 2face is fineeeeeee!!!!!! such a shame he has too many kids.

isn't she taken yet? I heard she was from a reliable source abi its not tru?

eeeeeerrrrrmmmmmmm. . . . .  . . dat black guy from Crime Scene Investigation. . . .  gosh wats his name?  BRB . . . .  _{zoomzzzzzzz offffffff}

what genre of music are you into?

his numerous philandering?

so any news on how quickly she's planning on loosing da weight? though it doesn't look like she put that much on anyway?

has it been finalised on how much she'll rake in for the pics?

Congrats JLO.

tommyex:
I am at it dear

But let me ask you,what will u do if u realise that its your son that is in that pix,I mean that guy lokked Jazzed(with some voodoo)

please explanate

well when you picture a 'perfect' family what are the characteristics? Repeat that to your fiancee.

How many children would you like to push out?

Where would you like to live, what things are you both going to do to enhance your communication within the marriage and your relations. How would you want to raise your children? Is Education important etc

@topic

am not so much scared of getting old as i am of being aged and handicapped or physically challenged.

This would mean I would have to depend on other people to help me and that thought sends chills up my spine.

My prayer is that i grow old and still be able to cater for myself till i die.

tommyex:
i guess 'Her heart'
Thats if the guy is worth is though

as in 'cut out and hand to you'?

pahtahkee:
@ poster,

6pacs of wetin? You carry garri and eja didin(fried fish) pack for stomach, you dey call am 6pacs

I see say you don get your kerosene keg for one side in that pics as well an inverter. Na that one you dey use carry weight reach 6pacs?


Nothing do you jare. Carry goooooooooooooooooooo! Baba Blueeeeeeeeeeeee

my ribs are cracking ooooooooooo

@sillyboy

what,,,,,,,,, toesucking or vrginity?

@ macalurs

in every joke there is an element of truth

you seem to only be able to observe the  XY  chromosomes so easily!!!!!

I have read as much male problems as women's so what is your point?

ego-detour ko,  ego-deform ni

So please go back and re-read the threads you read and surmise with care. Of course a fair amount of men are dogs . . . . . . . .  is that news to you?

Probably the reason you think its more women is because we are more precise with what the problematic situation is rather than the guys that parambulate this forums with things they won't be repeating to their mothers.

tRoOE:
@NaJa HaJe

Pimpress should be fine, but i don't think that word is in the dictionary

dont worry about the dictionary. naija people invent words to suit thier needs all the time 

tRoOE:
@tbk
am sure u know who this is

TKB147 -----  Your boss 

@silly boy

i wont be giving that to you seeing as the simplest things in life mean nothing to you

toe sucking or lambourgini _{hows that?}

@tRoOE

REGISTERED NAIRALAND love-vendor!!!!!! _{or should i say pimpress}


@tkb417

I'll be waiting patiently and moisturizing my lungs because i no say i laff so teeeeeeeeeee 

am fine oooooooo seeing as you refuse to reply 

@tkb417

so will there some sort of report summary from tRoOE's tests

virginity? _{am still thinking}

Busta:
first and foremost, u need to get over whateva kind of insecurity that makes u nervouse around girls.

secondly, try building or work your pubic speech

thridly, maybe become friends with them first and u can ask them later once u get comfortable around them.

forgive me but this a result of a very dirty mind. . . . . . Pubic speech? lmfao

that might help him don't you think?

ifyalways:
@poster,please what type of crayon did you use for the lips

chai. . . . awualam oooooooo

busta why you wan know? to talk tru sef . . . those lips are reaaaaalllllyyyy black sha

lmfao. . . . . . this is too funny

Busta:
What Is The Greatest Gift A Woman Can Give A Man = DIVORCE!

na wa ooooooo men no dey like kain talk o

_{quickly grabs seat. . . . . . . this will be really interesting}

@topic

I can't think of anything off da top of ma head

PERVERT9:
my mum,s best friend and we are still on _{shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh please don't let my mum know}

olibyno:
THE SWEETEST THING SHE SAID WAS THAT SHE WAS GONNA LEAVE ME.


MEEN I WAS EXTREMELY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT

YOU KNOW WHY?



COZ SHE IS A THREAT!

hence the topic below?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-114910.0.html

oziomatv:
I don finish 1 pac of cigar still nothing dey show face.

take am easy oooooo u no say na die u dey so