₦airaland Forum

holythug:
i dnt even pray to ever fall in love its too full of pain
as in m kind of scared when i think my heart ll b for someone
its kind of hard. . .bt i only pray i find d rite 1 @ d rite time
if am to fall at all

Life is about taking risks 

be a holy[b]thug[/b]

wow. . . . . so much emotions and reminiscing. am even blushing sef

@topic

I'll tie raffia to my waist, paint my body and start dancing  _{No be only spiritualist get juju . . . . long hisssssssssssssssss}

There's no need to disturb God from his more important duties. I'll handle this myself

CHINKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NKA SIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I think the pain am feeling is heart attack!!!

gamine why na?? chai . . . . . . . . . . .

tell her . . . . . I NO WAN DO!!!!!!!  

na who get junior? you or her?

you're talking like she's got long john silver on a string and you don't know how to control yourself.

Tell her where you're at and that she needs to go out and explore seeing as she's not willing to curb her sexual desires.

You must have been really good then  

OMO IBO:
well, both can be used

ask for: To provoke a negative reaction
ask after: Enquire about

i had to look this one up

lol, . . . . . . . where did you look this one up? u're too much!

[size=15pt]STOLKHOME SYNDROME!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

you way out: MFM or SHRINK

oyb:
imagine wearing tm lewin to wash plate - what about oil stains? your clothes must have a very short lifespan

at least we now know what our priorities are  

no one complained when women multitasked while their husbands drank gin and palmwine.

It's now a big issue that a man is taking on a woman's role.

@poster

use both in a sentence. as it stands you're not making sense. . . . .  _{probably why you're confused}

mmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

@suzwriter

             
From reading your post it sounds like you have been affected/influenced into this perseption as a result of your surroundings.

I don't need to ask you to post your pic because am a true believer that everyone is beautiful simply because it comes from within.

First step is to acknowledge that you have a problem --- which you have done.
Second; identify when it started? you may not be able to pick out a moment but you will be able to identify a period in you life when your thinking evolved.

quetions like these could help you dig deeper:

do you have brothers?
if you do, what do they talk about?

Do you have guy friends?
If you do what do they talk about?

first of all what are your friends like?
do they have boyfriends?
if they don't, why?
Have you had a serious relationship with a boy?


Third; you understand your problem and take hold of it mentally and then begin to brainwash it.

Do not wait for anyone to tell you how beautiful you are or commend you in anyway rather begin to do that to yourself.

Look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself what you want to hear. When you walking on the street hold your head up high and look ahead of you with only positive thoughts in your head.
when you talk to guys; take more interest in their lives and don't focus too much on your's.

Let you light shine girl cos you've got it 

        [center] _{babes if you want me to I can call you.}[/center]

sylvao2000:
@Poster:

Dont tell me that is you on your profile ok, abi na agbo girls dey go your church.

my brother were you buy that shoe from, your way of dressing na die white shoe white car
with funny look. abegi go site down jo

well from the pout . . . . . it must be him. imagine what that will look like with groundnut oil rubbed all over

oloriooko:
So what?

No matter how twisted the guy is, he remains the man. He was born to lead.

Anyway, what i see in the pic is a guy showing so much love and care for his darling wife who is likely to be sick or not trained to take up the responsibility of the wife

This guy deserves a commendation

so what is wrong with the man simply telling his wife to take a seat while he helps out?

na wa for u sha. . . . . . . . . . .  so only when you're wife is likely to be sick or untrained will you enter kitchen, tie wrapper and wash plate??


@oyb

Same goes for you as well.

So its ok for the woman to enter kitchen with work clothes but its taboo for the man to do the same?

jkpretty:
Sexy lips?

Is that shoe polish lip gloss on those lips

Funny Pastor, funny congregation, funny church

abi ooooo ma sista.

@poster

so have you kissed any of da sistas in your church? Maybe its the rumours that is causing all this confusion.

sexxxxy:
E also add say make we watch out ,gen gen gen , action film,

lmfao. . . . . . . chai naija people bad sha oooooooo

Almondjoy, u talking to me babes?

@AJ

na wa oooo. . . . . . . . . . . ur own to much

Busta:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . to think that a guy actually started this topic

I thought so too something must have struck a nerve

@poster

am fair so that means you hate me eh?

ariblaze:
God says

thou shall not judge others

wages of judgment is sin

thats rite!

@tkb417

just sent you anoda. . . . .

HottFunmi:
Therefore, eating chocolates==sinful!!!

God forgive me oooooooooooooooo

tkb417:
@Naja
where are u?

am ere. . . . . . trying to find out how to send personal messgs via nairaland

@topic

I don't think flirtation can be a course that can be taught. It is not taught in nursing school as am thinking nursing is for assisting in saving lives.

I have always wondered why there is a higher chemical current in hospitals. Why is there such a high level of pheromone in hospitals? can anyone answer this question please?


I have never felt any chemistry in hospitals but rather am repulsed.

rontflmfao!!!!!!!!      

kingsikaz did you use eyeliner to color ya mouth? By the way What kind of pastor would actually say your sexy lips are causing confusion?

Damn this is soooooooooo funny.

It can't be for real!

Easybaby:

He talk say,some new is going to come on here soon

lmfao

@ lamidebaby

take am easy na

@poster

That was happening 4 years ago. It happened only twice (that was recorded). Idon't think its happening anymore as it would have been broadcasted. Its too much for media glucose.

@Gamine



[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=114327.msg1978263#msg1978263 date=1203531991]NaJa HaJe
Need i remind you that the bible never directly mentions smoking but there are principles, however, that definitely apply to smoking. First, the Bible commands us to not allow our bodies to become "mastered" by anything. 1 Corinthians 6:12:::: "Everything is permissible for me" - but not everything is beneficial """"""Everything is permissible for me" - but I will not be mastered by anything""". . . . . . which leads me to believe that smoking is most def. a sin! but westerners and many others do believe that smoking would calm their nerves, so its not a sin, i don't blame them, thats what they believe [/quote]my debate was that it was not stated any where in the bible that smoking is a sin. Having said that; smoking is not beneficial to the body rather it deteriorates the perfect work of the Creator (GOD).

I am not going to go around saying smoking is a sin. But rather if something does not benefit you then why do it? Hence why I like this quote;

tkb417:
Smoking is tantamount to suicide.

You all need to understand that people have been smoking since time immemorial. It has simply evolved into refined little sticks. _{why didn't it make into the bible?}

@tkb417

u never replied ma mail. 

Gamine:
@Naja Haje

i didnt define anyone by smoking habits.

A proper christian is one who seeks redemption
and lives in grace.
Not I who liveth, but Christ in me.

Your body is the temple of God
and you should seek to keep it undefiled.

The wages of sin is death
The wages of smoking is death

Smoking==Sin

this is what you said

Gamine: Not possible

A correct christian guy will not be a smoker
A guy will only change if he wants to

[quote author=Hot.Funmi link=topic=114327.msg1978135#msg1978135 date=1203530009]The bible was making a reference to fornication.[/quote]So if it was just a reference, is fornication a sin?


All in all I try not to think what is a sin or what is not. Its more like what make HIM happy with me and me happy with HIM.

Christianity to me is like a relationship between lovers. If i feel, think or know that something would hurt HIM then there's no need to go ahead with it. Simple.

Smoking does not add to my life in any way shape or form. I have smoked various things and nothing was profitting.

Am not going to look down on anyone because they smoke. Thats hypocrisy. we all have skeletons.

I think it originates from the colonial days.

African were trying to incoporate the English language with thier various dialects and so spoke 'english' by feelings and sound and also what it would mean if an english sentence were translated into thier language.

Pidgin English means broken english ---- this may mean language that is spoken with more nouns than anything else.

[quote author=Hot.Funmi link=topic=114327.msg1978085#msg1978085 date=1203529490]Same goes for GMF, soda,sodium we consume everyday. I am tired of so many Nigerian christians that translate the bible from their own perspective. Some will swear by their God in heaven that drinking alcohol constitutes a sin when the bible clearly states that it's only sinful when you abuse it. And, where in the bible did the body disrespect come in? that means that those that rarely wash themselves because they can't afford water or soap or toothpaste are offending God?[/quote]I still stand by my word: Smoking is not a sin

For the life of me i can't remember where in the bible but there is this bit that says your body is the temple of the living God and you should not misuse it or something like that.

It may not have used the word disrespect but it was clearly implied.

[quote author=Hot.Funmi link=topic=114327.msg1978024#msg1978024 date=1203528894]Is smoking a sin? and I didn't see where the bible wrote the only in the event part. Don't add your common sense to the bible abeg.[/quote]Smoking is not a sin.

What it does to your body is disrespect to its creator. It is an insult to have disregard for the beauty of His work.  A smoker is basically taking the p*ss with their body.

@Gamine

Defining a 'proper Christian' by his/her smoking habits is very wrong. Every Christian is coming some sort of sin. Because its not out in the open does not mean they are proper Christians.

Thanks AJ

[quote author=Hot.Funmi link=topic=114327.msg1977922#msg1977922 date=1203527682] The tobacco stench gives me sleeze balls tho.[/quote]so what does this mean?

_{my apologies if they sound like silly questions}