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adeboo:
Maybe u should just strike up a conversation with her - say something that will make her take notice - compliment her or something. nothing too cheesy though.

erm. . . . . i dont think thats possible for him to do if his previous post are anything to go by.

@poster

I suppose if you dont get any replies then there are no mature ladies on nairaland eh?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Righttt. . .how is that working for you so far? [/color]

nice one. . . .

so basically need some sex.

There are brothels, escort agencies or better still you could tey hook up with a Bleep buddy

Personally I think you're going about this all wrong. You cannot come out of a relationship and want to rush blindly intoanother one.
Man you need to TIME OUT!!!!

michelin89:
Do the world a favor. Rather than save one and let the other die, three of you should die. abi

In my case I wouldn't have any doubt on who to save.

who?

I'll pick my spouse without having to debate ova it. Mama would have had a fantabulous life by then

Therapy is in order for you poster.

Am willing to pay for the first session.

@poster

Are you saying this to placate ya self becauce someone called you ugly?

Am not trying to diss you but am just wondering why you would think this is a good reason to start a thread.

Do you have personality issues?

LMFAO. . . . . . kai. . . . . . this is soooooooo funny

poster your girl is either cheating on you is about to. Either way the water is coming up to boil and una go soon jump inside.

_{wonders shall neva end. , , . . . .}

michelin89:
Dump her ass. She wasn't broke enough.

Imagine: it's like a begger refusing eba like say na him mate dey chop spaghetti!

DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=el-rufai link=topic=112970.msg1961052#msg1961052 date=1203111311]Humpin' your wife!!![/quote]Is it a secret because it's a dream or a fantasy?

OH MY GOD. . . . . . .

I pray to God you got her permission to do this

tommyex:
Oh my lord!
I will say that was funny again,why r u appearing funny to me today(NAJA)?may God help me oo.

erm. . . . .  a don no     na bad tin? wetin u wan make God help you do?

do you live in finsbury park?

lovergal08:
Thank u all
I asked him .
All he said was read it agin lol

Well if its funny to you then . . . . . . lmfao

saucekid:
skills dey kissing oooo
there's the french style
the italian roulette
the german hersh
etc

. . . . . .  and Eskimo kiss

and hover kiss

Antarctic kiss

the hover kiss is more indigenous to African guys with their massive leather mouths. Once they descend on you its like someone's turned off the air supply.

When they're done . . . .  you'll need a very dry mop to soak up all the saliva. 

So yes there are skills needed to kiss. 

@lovergal08

It may mean you're his property, his possession. At least that's what legacy means

Talk to him about it. You have every right to get him to explain what he meant by that.

its like a guy saying to a guy "to me you are like an ornamental empty vase". Its all poetic but it means you're a trophy girlfriend.

He probably was trying to be different by writing something he saw in da dictionary.

Talk to him babe. Thats where you're answers lie.

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=113044.msg1959906#msg1959906 date=1203091906]Gross[/quote]why?

chamotex:
Oh boy thats kind of dangerous o
What if the girl has pepper spray or a knife or something
or she just woze u slap before u know it.

boys don't try this one o
you will be surprised that some girls are really aggresive - there are a lot of girls doing karate and self defence classes

lmfao. . . . . .

@Topic

Well, . . . . .  how unfortunate.

There is IVF, sperm bank. . . . . .  actually I could have his eggs freezed. This way i get to pick my time of semination and how many kids i want to have. 

Our vows said for better or worse. abi not so?

@poster

smack her with a wet fish and when you've gotten her attention say. . . . . . . . . . . baby, would you like me to de-scale you?

opuro:
nna na which one be extroverts abi extravaganze ?

erm. . . . . u wan make i explain dat one for you?

@CHACAL

well well well. . . .  i see you were blasted nicely

Good for you   

ndchucks:
My husband will not be arround tomorrow to celebrate this val with me, but he will be back next week.Please i want to know if it will be late by next week to celebrate val? if no how is the best way to celebrate val after the normal day of 14 feb?

erm. . . . . . if you think this is worthy question then what are your relationships like?

@efuah

you go share . . . . . if sly pass you envelope?

@ sly

so how can you convince moi you're not what they say you are?

on the subject ot niceuzor. . . . . . where is he?

michelin89:
Weren't you also against birthdays?

lmfao. . . . .

gamine na tru?

Busta:
@ NaJa HaJe
sly is a woman beater oh. don't venture near him

ha!         sista abeg talk say na lie oooooooo

@ Efuah

wetin I do you na? You no see beta person match me with?  

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=112693.msg1955411#msg1955411 date=1202999848]u wan make i scatter your mouth? u don forget say na EVE give ADAM that apple weh cause yawa so? so na who come bad. . .no be una. . . . . .hisssss [/quote]with what . . . . .   the palm frond wey you take cover ya ynash when God dey call you for garden of eden? ?  

On da apple issue. . . .  its clear to everyone that the devil is at fault on that!!  

Have you given thought to the ribs God left in the man? na plenty evil wey remain inside una bodi.            

efuah:
am trying to match. . .

Busta go with tommy
Na ja ha ja go with Sly
poster go with Delta

i will be the judge! . . . or what? abi the thread turn into toast toast!

. . . . . so have we concluded that sly is actually male

efuah:
@NaJa HaJa. . . abeg choose now?

wetin you wan make I chose?

Busta:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . nothin

work, go home, eat and sleep.

maybe do some kind of shopping therapy . . lol. depends on how much i've got left in ma account.

u?

awwwww babes. . . .  if to say you dey london a for connect you. Girls night out as they say

Do you like the invisible Rose I gave you?

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=112693.msg1955248#msg1955248 date=1202998268]says who? or u meant the other way around? [/quote]SAYS MOI!!!!          i read it before i clicked. u no say una bad na? i agree its hard to accept but as they say the truth hurts  

tommyex:
Me i aint no evil guy oo,aha! u sef

me sef? say wetin happen?