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PropertiesRe: Bayelsa State New Governor's Office To Cost 33.8 Billion Naira (205 Million USD) by NaLaugh: 1:33am On Oct 11, 2014
When i see stuff like this, i can't help but feel deeply sorry for Nigeria as a nation.

How on earth does a government justify such extreme misuse of public funds?

We all know no more than 10% of those funds will go into the actual project.

That is 3.38 billion naira (which is still a massive waste of funds).

These are the same people who claim their states can not afford to pay decent wages etc.

These are the people who pay full grown adults N25,000 a month and still owe them for months.

To put this budget into perspective, If 5,000 Bayelsa state workers are paid N100k a month, it would cover their salaries without
a late payment for 5 years and 7 months.

But NOOOOOO, that would be a waste of funds i guess.

How exactly does a palatial state house benefit the people of the state?... IT DOESN'T.

These fools aren't concerned about having the best public education system and facilities.. Nooooo.
The best health care system and facilities... Nooot at alll..
How about the best roads, or perhaps an effective power grid?.... of course not.
PoliticsRe: Riot In Kirikiri Medium Prison by NaLaugh:
cheesy

Fela:

"My friend just come from prison... param param.

e dey look for work. .. param param.

waka waka day and night.

Police man com stop am for road...param param.

e say "Mister, i CHARGE U FOR WANDERING"... param param.

wetin e dey find.... for Lagos e ooo o oo

PALAVAAA.. e dey find PALAVA e go get e ooo o oooi
"

cool
HealthRe: Britain Includes Nigeria On List Of Ebola Infested Countries by NaLaugh: 9:35pm On Oct 10, 2014
No be lie na.

Ebola don process visa enter Naija, so there is a possibility say im family members still dey hide for Naija. tongue
CelebritiesRe: I Have No Boyfriend And Am Not Looking For One Either - Genevieve Nnaji by NaLaugh: 9:54am On Oct 10, 2014
I'll smash.
Car TalkRe: Noise Pollution: Lagos To Observe Horn Free Day October 15 by NaLaugh: 7:25am On Oct 10, 2014
Lagos o Lagos. the asylum city cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Oops! OLX Uses Linda Ikeji Caricature In New Advert by NaLaugh: 5:34pm On Oct 09, 2014
bigt2:
Now Linda is the latest news abi? angry
Tonto Dike isn't supplying any new gist for them, so Linda is the next option.
HealthRe: Nigeria Donate $3.5m 2 Liberia,other by NaLaugh: 6:42am On Oct 09, 2014
He also said 591 health practitioners had volunteered to join the international force that would go to Liberia, Sierra Leone and Guinea to help in the containment of the Ebola Virus Disease.
undecided


Abeg, make dem no go carry fresh Ebola go back Naija.

Awon' Ebola containment experts tongue
FashionRe: Top 6 Reasons You Should Stop Sagging by NaLaugh: 12:17am On Oct 09, 2014
Wat-ya-say?

CelebritiesRe: Google Removes Linda Ikeji's Blog by NaLaugh: 8:08pm On Oct 08, 2014
"They build you up to break you down, it's just like tetris mann." - Fabolous.
SportsRe: Pinnick: Eagles Could Get A Foreign Coach. by NaLaugh: 8:36am On Oct 08, 2014
Nigeria does not need to have a foreign coach . Keshi or Siasia will do just fine.
PoliticsRe: Seized $5.7million: APC Used By ‘Foreign Interests’ To Destroy Nigeria — PDP by NaLaugh: 8:30am On Oct 08, 2014
partisan bickering is counterproductive.

politicians need to make moves to fix Nigeria, or SHUT DA EFF UP!
CareerRe: Nigerians And Their Graduate Mentality by NaLaugh: 11:39pm On Oct 07, 2014
samuel25:
Kudos to the Op, but d painful aspect of it is that many advocates of 'start small' base their write up on imagination. The truth is that our environment didnt support such. #MyExperience: Graduated in 2007, went for NYSC 2008/9, Busy searching for work frm march-sept '09, Started recharge card biz in Sept '09 when d biz started booming having moved frm retailer to wholesaler, d Abuja devt control demolished my kiosk on Nov 2011, tried another location but things are not the same again.
Have you ever heard the term "serial enttepreneur"?

This highlights the fact that entrepreneurship inherently leaves a trail of failed ventures.

There is not one succesful entrepreneur today who has not failed at business.

The fact that your business hit the rocks, and you quit does not invalidate entrepreneurship.
It only invalidates you as an entrepreneur.

Real entrepreneurs at heart count their losses, and move on to the next project.
CareerRe: Nigerians And Their Graduate Mentality by NaLaugh: 11:29pm On Oct 07, 2014
fpeter:
Op u try o but tell us which business u dey do ursef?
Please don't give us that fish farming or recharge card biz stuff........be innovative and tell us sumfin new.
What does it matter what he does? He has given lost people advise. It is left for them to apply it to their lives... or not.
CareerRe: Nigerians And Their Graduate Mentality by NaLaugh:
iceberylin:
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This link is for an ad displayed on the homepage. It is a site called kitchen.com.ng
I saw it yesterday, and clicked through it. It is a well made site which allows people order food online
to be delivered to their offices, homes etc in Nigeria.

Among its food offerings, is MOI MOI.

That is the FREAKIN point of the OP's thread. It is all about packaging.

While the illiterate would typically set up shup at a dirty bus stop, the more enlightened/educated
one would create a premium service to deliver this same meal in a hygienic and respectable manner.

Dangote would feel some type of way to stop at the grimy bus stop for moi moi, even if he craves it. However,
he would not have a problem ordering moi moi from that website, on his lunch break at the office.


Guy, catch head. All na packaging.
BusinessRe: Audit Report Of Missing NNPC $10.8b Ready Soon, Says Okonjo-iweala by NaLaugh: 10:32am On Oct 07, 2014
Na nollywood movie? ....."Coming soon"
TV/MoviesRe: Many Nigerian Actors Live On Past Glory—ramsey Nouah by NaLaugh: 10:28am On Oct 07, 2014
Gepheral:
This is a case of ''Pot calling kettle black''
He says, “Many Nigerian actors live on their past glory. The truth is that many of us (actors) don’t make money from film-making or movies any longer. There is the show part, but there is actually no business side to Nollywood any longer.
FoodRe: My Garden Egg, Cabbage, And Egusi Soup Recipe (with PHOTOS) by NaLaugh: 10:21am On Oct 07, 2014
Who said men can't cook? cool

CareerRe: It Is A Fallacy That No Knowledge Is a Wasted one by NaLaugh: 10:09am On Oct 07, 2014
The OP has presented a poor delivery of his point.

The key point the OP attempts to deliver is this:

Prioritize your time and resources as it relates to knowledge acquisition.

That is a very valid point. HOWEVER, the notion that any information, skill, knowledge etc obtained can be 100% identified as useless
is only valid to a shallow thinker.

The busy lawyer who took the time on some weekend 5 years ago to learn to bake the meanest chocolate fudge cake, might
eventually have this "irrelevant" skill be responsible for a "lady-friend" falling in love with him.

Of all things- not his cash, not his booming law practice, but his simplicity and finesse in the craft of fudge cake baking cheesy

Consequently, --> marriage --> kids etc. all a direct result of one weekend of "irrelevant knowledge"

In life, it's the little things that count.
HealthRe: Turning 30 And Feeling Depressed! by NaLaugh:
BankoleNco
Like you, i will be turning 30 next year (end of 2015).

I'm 28 now, but sometimes the same thought crosses my mind.
However, there is nothing wrong with that.

Humans have a tendency to resist change, but change is not an option.

Sometimes like you, i wonder if i had spent too much time working my 9-5 and building my own company, at the expense of "life?"

Then again, i ask myself- what exactly is there left to do in the spirit of "youthful exuberance?" I've done it all.
Could it be i'm just being greedy by wishing i had, and would do more?

As far as clubbing. I almost never go to a regular club anymore. I graduated from regular clubs to lounges years ago.
I was all over the clubs back then.

At times at like 10pm, we would decide to drive 3 hours to New York, just because we had
a good "remember that time" gist about some club out there.
Or we would randomly drive like 6 hours to Montreal in Canada to party it up, and drive back to the US in the morning.

It is all a frame of mind. Reorganize the things in your life.
If your 9-5 is weighing you down, make the right financial/investment moves, and cut it off like i did.

Do not worry about marriage, it will happen when it happens.
Ignore external influence of such things, and live life on your own terms - it is no one else's.

I created this nairaland username and site last year specifically as therapy for myself. I needed to indulge more in the simpler things in life
like.. laughing. Life is too darn short ya know.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji's Blog To Be Closed Down By Google. by NaLaugh:
WOW!!

How dumb can people be?

How da heck does a petition from ONE person result in this title?

"Linda Ikeji's Blog to Be Closed Down By Google."

Did Google contact you to inform you of their decision to close down the blog?

The chance of it happening in this case is = ZERO.

I don't visit her blog, and i don't care if or not it exists. However, your thread should be moved to the Bullshit section.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Total Eclipse Of The Moon Occurs Wednesday by NaLaugh:
Also watch out for this head, which will simultaneously rise in the south bringing about a total triangulation eclipse.

Eclipse threes0me .

BusinessRe: . by NaLaugh(op):
Mods can delete this.
PoliticsRe: Video: Boko Haram Celebrates Nigerian 54th Independence Day by NaLaugh(op): 8:35pm On Oct 06, 2014
Keneking:
Jonathan
Yes, may i help you?
PoliticsRe: Video: Boko Haram Celebrates Nigerian 54th Independence Day by NaLaugh(op): 10:37am On Oct 06, 2014
flexing11:
hahahahahahahaha boko boys una dey celebrate'but hope the bombing we stop now!
Dancing Orezi cheesy
PoliticsVideo: Boko Haram Celebrates Nigerian 54th Independence Day by NaLaugh(op): 8:44am On Oct 06, 2014
Business. by NaLaugh(op):
Mods can delete this.
Christianity EtcRe: Oyakhilome Consoles South Africans Over Synagogue Collapse by NaLaugh: 12:32pm On Oct 05, 2014
Justosaus:
A true man of God does not criticise another man of God, at least not in pubic. I love this.
Isn't that a subliminal endorsement of whatever there is to criticize in the first place?

Except you advocate that he does not criticize ANYONE in public, then you're inadvertently advocating double standards among them.
SportsRe: Taribo: Keshi Deserves New Deal by NaLaugh: 10:00am On Oct 05, 2014
cool.

While many complain about his tactics, i don't think he is a horrible coach in general.
CelebritiesRe: Campaign Poster Of Nigeria Entertainers Vying For Political Seat 2015 by NaLaugh: 10:00am On Oct 05, 2014
Wasn't this posted before? or that was something else undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Google Search. Add Yours by NaLaugh: 8:01am On Oct 05, 2014
cool

Googling...
Jokes EtcRe: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by NaLaugh: 7:56am On Oct 05, 2014
Funny conversation cheesy

Since it is geared at humor, we'll ignore the flawed logic. cool

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