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FashionRe: Photos: Wizkid's Son Rocking Agbada by NaLaugh: 7:20pm On Dec 06, 2014
Oga Senator cheesy
ProgrammingRe: Pictures Of My First Android App (comments And Suggestion Needed) by NaLaugh: 5:49pm On Dec 06, 2014
Not Nigerian enough

Get rid of the background image, and replace it with an image of a Nigerian location.

You can't make something for Nigerians, and use a stock photo of a bike trail unrelated to Nigeria.


Keep working at at it. The world can never have enough laughs.

That's where you and I come in. cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Dazzles In Crimson Gown And Black Benz G63 At Friend’s Wedding by NaLaugh: 7:45am On Dec 06, 2014
iamchiddy:
i will comment when i see her husband
My Gaydar machine is picking up some strong signals in this area.

CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Dazzles In Crimson Gown And Black Benz G63 At Friend’s Wedding by NaLaugh: 7:43am On Dec 06, 2014
She can always get the D, with her sexy self. cool
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Seyi Law Exhibits His Cooking Skills ( Photos ) by NaLaugh: 9:02am On Dec 05, 2014
cheesy

All i see is "hOyill"


Watch some funny Seyi Law stand up videos and skits here. cool
PoliticsRe: Russia, Nigeria Sign Memorandum On Security Councils’ Cooperation by NaLaugh: 8:47am On Dec 04, 2014
leofab:
so what should we do? Keep begging with our money? The best Nigeria will do is to sign a 10yrs pact with Russia and China and start up a Nuclear tie with Pakistan; Iran Na North Korea; our allies will help us look out for Us and other NATO countries who will try to meddle into our business... If we have a nuclear warhead installed no country will dare meddle into our affair including United States cos if they do; even if we can launch our warhead into their territories we can launch thousands of them into their allies' territory in Europe and Asia....
undecided

PoliticsRe: Russia, Nigeria Sign Memorandum On Security Councils’ Cooperation by NaLaugh: 8:13am On Dec 04, 2014
cjrane:
The All White Police department of Ferguson Missouri is worst than the Nazis
BTW, I think the Russians defeated the Nazis anyhow. grin grin grin grin
Nothing you have said above is entirely true, and this same ignorance of facts is responsible for any sort of positive reception of security ties with a nation like Russia.

First, while the Ferguson, Missouri P.D is mostly white, the existence of even 1 black officer invalidates your statement.
In this case, there are 3 blacks out of 53 total officers, so yes, "All white" does not represent the reality.

As far as them being worse than Nazis, i'll just assume you do not know about Nazis. Not "neo-Nazis" of today, but Nazis of WWII.

The Russians (then USSR) made a non-Agression pact with Nazi Germany back then, and ONLY fought back Germany two years later because Hitler was a snake, who turned around to invade Soviet territory even after the pact.

The point is, Russia shares very basic ideologies with the then Nazi Germany, and nations like North Korea of today.

These are NOT nations Nigeria should be schmoozing up to.
PoliticsRe: Russia, Nigeria Sign Memorandum On Security Councils’ Cooperation by NaLaugh: 12:57am On Dec 04, 2014
So, when will Nigeria ally with the Nazis when they return?.. nonsense!

Russia is a horrible ally to consider. Someone even mentioned North Korea.
Are you out of your freakin mind? Or you just have no clue about life.
EducationRe: Video: Nigerian Student Beaten Mercilessly On The Street Of Malaysia by NaLaugh: 2:34pm On Dec 03, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
y'all should stop this space booking already!
If you can't contribute to the thread meaningfully___ just swerve please.
I blame the mod, updating FP per second, it only makes the hustle for FP real thereby devaluing the importance of the FP. angry



To the topic, I really don't know why they still go to such places. The average Nigerian life is valued @little or nothing.
__ That's why they can easily harass/kill our citizens abroad.
Very bad
True. However, what you've done is no different.

When you originally made this post, it only contained the first line.

You can't decry an action by doing the exact same thing.
EducationRe: Video: Nigerian Student Beaten Mercilessly On The Street Of Malaysia by NaLaugh: 2:25pm On Dec 03, 2014
I see

Sad though, but, y'all shouldn't forget Nigerians don't exactly treat each other any better when it comes to mob mentality
FashionRe: Meet The Contestants Of The Most Beautiful Girl In LASU, 2014 Beauty Pageant by NaLaugh: 1:44pm On Dec 03, 2014
Apparently, every girl in LASU is 18 cheesy
EducationRe: Is Intelligent Quotient (IQ) Inherited From The Maternal Or Paternal Genome? by NaLaugh: 2:40pm On Nov 29, 2014
Madam,

It is "Intelligence Quotient" NOT "Intelligent Quotient."
CrimeRe: New Method In Which SCAMMERS Defraud Unsuspecting Nigerians by NaLaugh: 9:21am On Nov 29, 2014
Raxxye:
This scam na very low-profile one!
Ordinary 400 naira card?
Wetin him wan use am do; na to make call abi na to sell am for N200 because I know say dem no go price am past that amount!
Na wa o! This is poverty and if dem don scam u of only 400 naira, you don't need to cry or complain; take am say u donate that amount to help somebody buy bread and mineral for lunch!
It is a game of quantity.

They are jobless, so obviously they work on the scam all day.

They figure - if they can get maybe 5 gullible people every hour to send them N400

After 10 hours of hard work cheesy - 2k/hr X 10 = 20k

Office hours cheesy : Monday - Friday, 8am - 6pm

Average work week turnover = 100k/ week = 400k+ a month

I know people in Nigeria can sell the balance on their prepaid lines, so when you look at the bigger picture
it is not really about the individual N400. It's how much of it they can aggregate.

That's like saying VISA or MasterCard is a "low-profile" company because they only charge about 2% to merchants
and a $1 swipe of your card only nets them 2 cents.
RomanceRe: Parental Consent - Really Necessary?? by NaLaugh: 9:27am On Nov 28, 2014
Short answer = NO.

Longer answer = You should want it, but do NOT need it.
Music/RadioRe: I Am The First Nigerian Artiste To Make Money From Rap Music - Ruggedman by NaLaugh: 4:06pm On Nov 27, 2014
Thespecialone:
Wonder what his senior colleagues would have to say.
They are too hungry to speak.

They have to conserve the energy.

@Topic
Eedris Abdulakrim was doing fairly decent before Rugged man annihilated his career, so it is safe to say Eedris was the first.
CelebritiesRe: "Yoruba Women Have The Biggest Butts"-Charles Novia by NaLaugh: 3:57pm On Nov 27, 2014
Where the proof at? cool
PoliticsRe: Gen. Mohammadu Buhari Releases New Campaign Photos by NaLaugh: 1:08pm On Nov 27, 2014
Nice photoshoot, Alhaji Buhari.



BUT in other news

PoliticsRe: Gen. Mohammadu Buhari Releases New Campaign Photos by NaLaugh: 1:03pm On Nov 27, 2014
Gbawe2:
It is the Nigerian reality. Check out the hideous 'opolo' below.

Mega Scandal: Edo PDP Chairman Caught Pants Down With A LovePeddler
haha. That pic really does look like an "opolo" grin
PoliticsRe: Gen. Mohammadu Buhari Releases New Campaign Photos by NaLaugh: 1:02pm On Nov 27, 2014
tolu007:
bt y plpp kip deceiving dis man?
cheesy
BusinessRe: What's Your Recomendation On Facebook Ads by NaLaugh: 12:52pm On Nov 27, 2014
Booty4me:
Oh no huge loss
??
BusinessRe: What's Your Recomendation On Facebook Ads by NaLaugh:
mcvize:
for instance you have $200 to run your new facebookpage for your new lunched small business how will you spend the money? as your opinion and recomedation will go along way.
It depends on what you hope to achieve.

Facebook lets you optimize for "likes" on your page, or just "impressions."

However, Facebook has drastically become less effective in reaching your "fans."

I'll give you an example:

I spent about $600 on one of my site's Facebook "likes" campaign.
It ended up with about 5k likes in about 4 months or so, running at $5 a day.

Now, here is where it gets interesting:
The page currently has about 5,500 likes. HOWEVER, with each post, the post is delivered to about 15 - 40 people.

I'll say that again. Out of 5,500 REAL people, Facebook shows the Page posts to 15 - 40 people.

This is the unfortunate reality of Facebook. Their new delivery algorithm is designed to serve your posts to about 1% of your fan base.

e.g If your page has 100K likes, then the organic reach will be about 100 people. This may go up slightly if those 100 people like, share, comment etc.

The reason for this, is not a limitation in the technology, but just pure capitalism at play.

Facebook says, hey, pay us money, so we will tell people to like your page, and you can engage with your target audience.

Once you do that, and have amassed some audience, they return and say - hey, you actually need to also pay us in order to speak with these people. That is where the "Boost post" button comes in.

Getting a ton of folks to like your page is one thing, getting them to see your posts is another.

Verdict: It is a waste of money, EXCEPT you have a high converting service/product or something. Or you're simply trying to build a presence for your brand.

Good luck
CelebritiesRe: PSquare's Dad Dies After Fall by NaLaugh: 7:39am On Nov 25, 2014
Trendy247:
HMMMM.... Money medicine tinz.
RIP
STFU!!
RomanceRe: One Thing You Can't Tolerate In A Relationship by NaLaugh: 1:14pm On Nov 22, 2014
..a relationship.
CelebritiesRe: Coolest President Ever?! Checkout President Of Cameroon Swagalicious Outfit by NaLaugh: 1:06pm On Nov 22, 2014
There's nothing cool about an 81 year old clown who rewrites the laws multiple times, so he can stay in power indefinitely.
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Blast Nigeria Girls! by NaLaugh: 12:57pm On Nov 22, 2014
Jeezbaby:
Someone should just give me her number,I just want to speak a word into her life dat will make her life not to remain d same again. Who d hell does she think she is? Just one word for is enough.
If dem give u number now, you go call say "aunty, good evening" cheesy
SportsRe: US Embassy Ruins Blessing Okagbare’s Honeymoon by NaLaugh: 11:34am On Nov 21, 2014
luchy34:
where's US? is It on the map undecided
In fairness to you, in reality, you probably wouldn't be able to point it out on a map undecided
CelebritiesRe: Asa VS Nneka: Who Is More Celebrated Internationally? by NaLaugh: 11:15am On Nov 19, 2014
Nneka is a decent artiste, but there's levels to this sh*t
HealthRe: How Can Vagina Odor Be Fought? by NaLaugh: 9:26am On Nov 18, 2014
EroticAngelina:
please I need you guys help.. there is this my friend that has a very bad vagina odor.. so bad that sometimes I ditch her embarassed

how do I know this? she told me, when I bought her a perfume as a gift (but really I bought her that pef so that she can use it and so that I will be able to breath sad ) she told me that she knows that I'm giving her that perfume because of her vagina odor..and I felt so bad for her sad she begged me to help her stop it, that I just tell her what to do to stop it coz its really a disaster! people don't like coming near her. but as a friend..I wanna help her, so pls any suggestions? and one more thing... is it transferable?? embarassed
As long as you're not scissoring at night cheesy
HealthRe: How Can Vagina Odor Be Fought? by NaLaugh: 9:24am On Nov 18, 2014
See chairmen dey for gynecologists for here cheesy
HealthRe: How Can Vagina Odor Be Fought? by NaLaugh: 9:19am On Nov 18, 2014
with weapons of mass destruction
BusinessRe: Breaking!!! Prepare For AUSTERITY - FG by NaLaugh:
Austeri... Austerity
Austeri... Austerity
Na im be latest one
Austerity
Na im dey make me laugh
Austerity
Why i dey laugh?
Austerity
Man no fit cry
Austerity..

- Baba Fela.
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by NaLaugh: 2:15am On Nov 10, 2014
ijinlove20:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00PDS35VA/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1415569003&sr=1-1&pi=SL75
Someone should review this book for me please.

#Sarahn
#Nalaugh

Please help.
I don't have much time to take a good look right now, but right off the bat - you need to fix the typos in your title and book cover.

You have spelled "pathways" as "pathsways" on both - giving the word zero meaning.

I'll point out other errors later. Good luck.

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