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PoliticsRe: US Denies Blocking Fg’s Purchase Of War Aircraft by NaLaugh: 8:47am On Sep 25, 2014
he said, she said.
RomanceRe: LADIES: Do You Ever Get Sick Of The Attention? by NaLaugh: 8:23am On Sep 25, 2014
marieolae: In fact sometimes it gets soo overwhelming. But most ladies know how to handle them. And every woman loves attention here and there.
Yea right!

NO WOMAN wants attention "here and there."

Y'all NEED it every FREAKIN TIME!! ..it's like crack to a crackhead.

have you been on Facebook & Instagram?

the attention whorism is of phenomenal proportions
EducationRe: 8 Operators Of Illegal Universities Being Prosecuted – NUC by NaLaugh: 8:19am On Sep 25, 2014
school of hard knocks cheesy
BusinessRe: Why DO Businesses Fail by NaLaugh: 6:02am On Sep 25, 2014
haha. See ambush.
BusinessRe: Facebook To Begin Charging Users $2.99/mo Starting November 1st by NaLaugh: 5:46am On Sep 25, 2014
umm.. you guys do realize that Nationalreport.net is a satirical News organization just like TheOnion right? undecided
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Gain In A Relationship Without Allowance Or Money From Their Bfs by NaLaugh: 6:41am On Sep 24, 2014
Answer = EVERYTHING they should be in the relationship for in the first place.

When i hear girls mention "allowance" in this manner, i feel sorry for them.
Personally, i haven't encountered one (maybe because i don't date hoodrats).

Are you a darn child?
If he should be able to pay your bills, then why can't your lazy a55 pay your bills?

Sex is mutual gratification, so any assertions to this end is inherently flawed.

Both parties should hold themselves equally accountable and bring 50-50 to the table in ALL senses.
Anyone who isn't prepared to do this is only a scraggly vulture perching around to feed on you - except in
this case they don't wait for you to die first.
SportsRe: Ogenyi Onazi Signs New Contract Worth €700k Per Year At Lazio: Is This Slavery? by NaLaugh: 6:16pm On Sep 23, 2014
tundeayo2020: chicken change.
Naija peope sabi run mouth o.
SportsRe: Ogenyi Onazi Signs New Contract Worth €700k Per Year At Lazio: Is This Slavery? by NaLaugh: 6:13pm On Sep 23, 2014
Is that high or low
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Africa Development Bank Young Professionals Program – YPP 2015 by NaLaugh: 7:02pm On Sep 22, 2014
Female candidates are encouraged to apply.
sounds good, but what's up with this part? e be like say recruitment manager dey find babe abi cheesy
EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by NaLaugh: 10:35pm On Sep 21, 2014
lildrop: ROGER DAT......dnt even tink of it
umm.. my pidgin might be a little stale, but i no sure say this ur translation dey for book o!

i've never heard anyone use "roger dat" or "roger that'" in that sense.

It's always been to affirm an order or request. AND there is nothing inherently pidgin about it... as far as i know. i could be wrong.

e,g

Guyman 1 cool- "Guy, you take the babe on the left, i take the one on the right with big nyash"

Guyman 2 cool- "Roger that"
PoliticsRe: Is Abubakar Shekau Dead?? *pics Included* by NaLaugh: 10:23pm On Sep 21, 2014
Abimloaded: Like My comment if you are just here to look at the pic and read the comments like me...
If you made a post, doesn't that defeat the "sense" in your comment? undecided

..Guess who else is here to "look at the pic," "read the comments," and also "post comments".... EVERYBODY!!



@topic
That would be nice if it were true. We'll find out with time.
I'm pretty sure there was a story like this a while back, and then he showed up worse than before.
Not sure,.. could be someone else.
BusinessRe: Ajaokuta Steel Company Begins Rod Production by NaLaugh: 6:53am On Sep 21, 2014
Nice
RomanceRe: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by NaLaugh: 7:52pm On Sep 19, 2014
RomanceRe: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by NaLaugh: 7:52pm On Sep 19, 2014
no be only code
Foreign AffairsRe: Scotland Scottish Referendum: Voters To Reject Independence - BBC by NaLaugh: 8:37am On Sep 19, 2014
melojames: Why do i feel it wasn't free and fair
Because you've come to perceive all elections in that manner.

All thanks to the nation called Naija smiley
RomanceRe: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by NaLaugh: 5:40am On Sep 19, 2014
smiley
InvestmentRe: EU Earmarks €600m For Nigeria's Power Sector, Food Security by NaLaugh: 5:36am On Sep 19, 2014
The Power sector. haha. An old tale.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Plans To Use Mechanics, Car Wash Centers To Plant Bombs In Cars by NaLaugh: 1:05am On Sep 19, 2014
infobiz9ja: I guess I have to start washing my car myself @ home & if it gets faulty then a mechanic would come do it @ home 4 me in broad daylight & under close monitoring. God help this country I find myself in.
Dude will be like..

-why..why you dey move anyhow now.
-what..what is all this bending down.
-YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM.

Foreign AffairsRe: Scottish Independence: Voting Under Way In Referendum...let's Hear Your Views by NaLaugh: 12:58am On Sep 19, 2014
Scotland will most likely vote out. They will do just fine by themselves. They have a good GDP, and resources.
CelebritiesRe: List Of Top Nigerian Entertianers Turned Politicians by NaLaugh: 5:47pm On Sep 18, 2014
I see una.
PropertiesRe: Abuja’s Abandoned Mansions by NaLaugh: 6:32pm On Sep 17, 2014
Real estate pricing in Naija is a joke.
PhonesRe: Post Your Iphone 6 Funny Pictures Here. by NaLaugh: 6:30pm On Sep 17, 2014
cheesy
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Visits Yakowa’s Hometown As He Declares Kaduna Guber Bid by NaLaugh: 6:13pm On Sep 17, 2014
I think he did a good job as the FCT Minister.

Why won't people look at potential results and policy direction instead of voting by party alliance?
BusinessRe: Why Linda Ikeji Makes More Money Than Nairaland by NaLaugh: 2:25pm On Sep 17, 2014
Apples and Oranges.
CelebritiesRe: These 15 Banknotes Shows The Gradual Aging Of Queen Elizabeth(amazing) by NaLaugh: 4:40am On Sep 17, 2014
That reminds me. Forgot to buy more bank notes for my collection this month.
PhonesRe: Smartphone Addicts Now Have Their Own Walking Lane In China [must See] by NaLaugh: 1:03am On Sep 15, 2014
Yomieluv: reason(s) ?
Extreme censorship = suppression.
PhonesRe: Smartphone Addicts Now Have Their Own Walking Lane In China [must See] by NaLaugh: 7:25pm On Sep 14, 2014
Yomieluv: A responsible government carries everybody along with its policies..

Nice one.
I doubt China qualifies for this tag.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Military Release Photos From The Battle In Konduga by NaLaugh: 9:41pm On Sep 13, 2014
These are aftermath pics. The title of the thread should say that.
CelebritiesRe: Teenager Sues Black Parents For Being White (pictured) by NaLaugh: 8:43pm On Sep 13, 2014
Another "Fake News Network" i can see. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Bringbackjonathan2015: The Wages Of Impunity By Wole Soyinka by NaLaugh:
glizengem: Is it jst me ? I feel so lazy reading ol of dis
There was a long post recently on the frontpage about a girl and a guy, involving engagement, and the ensuing conversation.

If you had read all of that post energetically, then perhaps you should reevaluate your priorities in life.



If you want to hide something from the typical black person, put it in a book.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: How was This Video Made Please? by NaLaugh: 11:32pm On Sep 12, 2014
lazinc: I could watch it over and over and still don't know how its made.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7beTfxO33ec
Step 1: record the "grab" hand gesture, while the little boy dives into the pool.

Step 2: record the same hand motion as step 1, but without the little boy in the scene.

Step 3: record the "throw" hand motion without the little boy in the scene.

Step 4: record the same hand motion as step 3 while the little boy dives in.

Go into your favorite video editing program:

a. Play step 1 and pause at the exact frame where the little boy is mostly covered by his hand, and the frame before the hand starts to "grab."
Slice the clip right there.

b. Play step 2, and at the first frame where the hand starts to close, slice the clip right there and attach it to "a" above.

c. do the same thing for the "throw" effect, but in reverse.



Unfortunately for me, i can no longer watch movies with a normal perspective. All i see are technical patterns and the creation process.
It messes with my ability to enjoy movies at times.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested For Abducting And Molesting A Woman In The U.S. by NaLaugh:
I live only a few miles from Brookline. While it is possible that he is guilty, until we hear his side of the story, i ain't buying it.

I have seen too many incidents of false accusations of this manner.

I'm talking wild and elaborate stories with complete scene plots and all. Eventually they get exposed as bogus accusations.

Often it is some butthurt female who does not get what she wants from the dude.

Around here, as far as rape or physical assault goes, there is no "Oga wait."
As a man (even worse if you're black) you are instantly locked up until further processing.

Girls know this, and very often play this sick game.

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