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Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Charly Boy And His Cute Daughter by NaLaugh: 9:55pm On Nov 09, 2014

englishmart:
both of them look like citizens of Zambia, born in zimbabwe and raised in zaria..

..and obviously Zombies cheesy

Romance › Re: Nigeria Makes CNN 6th Sexiest Accent In The World by NaLaugh: 6:55pm On Nov 07, 2014

kskpoundz:
Wow!including Hausa's too?

In my opinion, an educated hausa person has the most intriguing accent in Nigeria.

For those saying - which of the accents?

Well, non-Nigerians will find it nearly impossible to differentiate.

Same way non-Americans often can't differentiate say a Boston accent from a New york accent, or a Mid-Western accent from
a West Coast accent etc. Most foreigners categorize American accents into general American accent and Southern accent - that's all they recognize.

Phones › Re: MTN Launches N10 Recharge Cards Today by NaLaugh: 9:35am On Nov 07, 2014

Soon enough, niggs in Naija would be like:

Madam, abeg, you get 1 Naira MTN? cool

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Elimination Round 2 by NaLaugh: 8:32pm On Nov 05, 2014

iyabodeh:
Ermmm.

Ya think?!
there is only one fabulous me jor. Another Bode should go and complain at the hospital where dem born am.

Those thighs though. If they're yours - then someone please pass me a tall glass of water.

Business › Re: Differences Between An Entrepreneur And A Hustler by NaLaugh: 6:35am On Nov 03, 2014

it depends on how you look at it.

Here is my simplification of it:

A "hustler" isn't necessarily an entrepreneur, HOWEVER, an entrepreneur is inherently a hustler.

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Christianity Etc › Re: CBN Bank Verification Number Is The Antichrist's Number by NaLaugh: 2:15pm On Nov 02, 2014

Travel › Re: Ibeno Beach, Akwa-ibom: Longest Sand Beach In West Africa! (pix inside) by NaLaugh: 12:56pm On Nov 02, 2014

the aerial looks like a swamp.

I believe the beach is way down in the distance.

plus uhm.. i don't see bikini babes.. FAIL! angry

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Celebrities › Re: More Nigerian Celebrities In Their Halloween Costumes! by NaLaugh: 12:23pm On Nov 02, 2014*

Some people came "trick or treating" at my door last night, ringing my bell n stuff.

Me i just lock up for inside house dey hiss like Naija market woman cheesy

una give me money to buy candy for anybody? angry

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Autos › Re: FG Created 1m Jobs In Transport Sector by NaLaugh: 9:02am On Nov 02, 2014

"Dem com again, dem com again o!.. ghen ghen!" - Sound Sultan.

"e be like say dem wan to tell me another story again e o.." - Tubaba.

"story for the gods.. the gods o.." - Olamide

Music/Radio › Re: M.I Abaga Blowing The Market Away by NaLaugh: 7:42am On Nov 02, 2014

The album was all over the place. i can't say i like it.

Other than "Brother," and "Human Being" nothing else was remarkably nice.

He went overboard on the commercial angle.

I guess he couldn't afford not to put Ice Prince's commercial success strategies to work.

He dumbed down his flow, and ... aw never mind.. i'm outta here.

Culture › Re: Nigerians And Fake Foreign Accents by NaLaugh: 5:06am On Nov 02, 2014*

nobilis:
And for those mentioning culture And pride about culture, I wonder when English language became part of your culture. So what has a "Nigerian accent" got to do with culture? Do tell.

My brother, abeg hol' this 1 Naira. You dey yarn sense grin

@Topic
It does NOT matter what accent you speak in. HOWEVER, what DOES matter is the authenticity of that accent.

What qualifies as authentic you might ask?
1. You CAN NOT (by any means) have an authentic accent specific to a society you have NEVER lived in for a significant amount of time (at least 5 years of verbally active daily interaction).

2. You do NOT consciously predetermine pronunciations and sentence phrasing while speaking. It is a natural flow process.

Many OAP in Nigeria (as far as i know) have lived for significant periods abroad, so they should get a pass.
However, the ones that SHOULD be called out are those who were born and lived their entire lives in Nigeria.
Also, those who lived in some weird non-English speaking country, but fake an American or British accent.

That's like me going to visit Naija from the U.S and talking with an Indian accent.
Like - "my friend, this is wery wery nice" cheesy

I would really love to listen to that "LAFA awards" the OP spoke about. Is it available online somewhere?

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Phones › Re: My Samsung Galaxy S4 Phone Photos by NaLaugh: 9:18am On Oct 31, 2014

natureblack:
let me take your comment for a mirth,considering your moniker speaks volume.

of course it is meant to be humorous.

HOWEVER, the part about phone manufacturers e.g HTC, Samsung, Blackberry, Motorola, Nokia... (gbogbo' won' cheesy

) giving me free phones AND more (during my 9-5 years) to make their brand look good?.... true shlt

It's no big deal though.. just comes with the territory of the telecoms industry - especially when you work in the largest telecoms company in the world cool

@topic
Decent photos. I haven't seen a snail in a LOOONG time. I almost forgot they existed.

Phones › Re: My Samsung Galaxy S4 Phone Photos by NaLaugh: 9:03am On Oct 31, 2014

natureblack:
If it's not HTC M8,then the sh*t ain't "brilliant"

My HTC M8 #QuietlyBrilliant

Dem pay you salary ni.

Even in my 9-5 days when companies like HTC dey bribe me with free phones to hype them,
i never do this kain advert cheesy

i hail o!

NYSC › Re: We Spent Over N800million To Set Up The NYSC Online Registration System-nysc DG by NaLaugh: 12:54pm On Oct 29, 2014

The problem with these thieves is they don't steal within reason.

The most it would have cost (at an exorbitant rate) would be 10 million.
Mainly for dedicated servers and equipment.

I guarantee his office can not publish an expense sheet on the project.

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NYSC › Re: We Spent Over N800million To Set Up The NYSC Online Registration System-nysc DG by NaLaugh: 12:49pm On Oct 29, 2014

Unibenstudent:
Nigeria government are beginining to think all Nigerians are dumb like them.. How much seun use to start nairaland,,e pass 50000 Naira??

Not even close.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: These Globally Exhibited Vintage Photographs Of Lagos And Nigeria At Your Price! by NaLaugh: 12:09pm On Oct 27, 2014*

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: E-book Cover by NaLaugh: 11:53am On Oct 27, 2014

spywareczar:
yeah, what's up?

The North

Politics › Re: Nigeria At Risk Over Falling Oil Price : FG by NaLaugh: 7:50am On Oct 27, 2014

In other words, there will be less money to be stolen? undecided

Massive risk indeed.

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Nairaland General › Re: FG To Ban Commercial Motorcycles Nationwide by NaLaugh: 5:23am On Oct 26, 2014*

Nigerians, prepare to trek.

E be like say na good time to go into trekkers footwear business for Naija. cheesy

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Pets › Re: Are Dogs Better Companions Than Cats? by NaLaugh: 6:56am On Oct 25, 2014

Kizyte:
Cats are the devil's work tools

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Pets › Re: Are Dogs Better Companions Than Cats? by NaLaugh: 5:40am On Oct 25, 2014*

Difference between a dog and a cat cool

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Business › Re: Gtbank Internet Banking Issues by NaLaugh: 3:32am On Oct 25, 2014

Isn't GT bank supposed to be one of the best banks in Africa or Nigeria or something?

edit: I tried that link shown in the pic, and it has no errors on my end though.

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria's Expandables by NaLaugh: 4:09pm On Oct 24, 2014

Old soldiers

Travel › Re: What Do You Like About USA And Canada? by NaLaugh: 1:58pm On Oct 24, 2014

TheCongo:
Do you know why Africans are unable to remove corrupt politicians from office? Because the West is backing up dictatorship in almost all African nations. So long as those corrupt African politicians are serving the interest of the west, they will remain in power regardless of how ruthless they are to their own citizens. And it is almost impossible to impeach an African president without the approval of the west. This is how neocolonialism is responsible for the destruction of third world countries.

It is so unfair to blame the citizens of oppressed Nations.

Perhaps because when election comes around, they form a straight line, collect a small bag of rice and vote them back in? lipsrsealed

Nigeria has not had a dictator since Abacha.

EVEN Abacha was not a western plant/puppet. His evil actions were ALL HIS.

You can go on feeding the blame game all you want, rather than evolving.

Making excuses is a counterproductive indulgence, and people who do so only advocate mediocrity and failure.

Business › Re: Which Forex Broker Can Pay Out 500% Plus A Week Without Qualms by NaLaugh: 1:11pm On Oct 24, 2014

fembizz:
Hello fellow Forex Traders, please give names of Forex brokers you know that can pay out over 500% profit in a week continually without qualms...

You're better off robbing a bank.

There is no such thing as overnight riches. Work for your money.

Build something, acquire a skill, sell something.

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Business › Re: Tantalizers Eatery And Their "Toilet Policy" by NaLaugh: 1:06pm On Oct 24, 2014

Honestly, it is irresponsible for you to expect a business to provide "public toilet" facilities
at their own expense.

If you're not a paying customer, you should consider it a big favor if a business lets you use theirs.
If they don't - it is nothing personal.

If Iya Basira is your thing, then perhaps she's the one you should be mad at for not providing you
with those facilities.

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Business › Re: Business Idea - To Assist In The Unemployment Challenge Facing Nigeria by NaLaugh: 12:55pm On Oct 24, 2014

In any attempt to excite engagement, you need to first do your part.

In this instance, all you've done is state the obvious, and asked others to do the thinking.

Start by proposing something out of your own ingenuity, and others might be compelled to
engage. Good luck.

Travel › Re: What Do You Like About USA And Canada? by NaLaugh: 12:43pm On Oct 24, 2014

diluminati:
Justwise can you kindly close this thread? The topic is now about Racism and not what the OP intentionally stated.

Did you read what the OP "intentionally stated"? undecided

Education › Re: Worst Course You Took In School by NaLaugh: 12:19pm On Oct 24, 2014

Mine was "Eze goes to school" undecided

Politics › Re: Photo: President Jonathan And Patience in their University days by NaLaugh: 12:14pm On Oct 24, 2014

M4gunners:
Many people here in nairaland said She never attended a university,now they can eat their words.

Honestly, i think this pic does not exactly help her.
At least there would have been an excuse for her.

But with this evidence, ...there is none o. There is none.

Celebrities › Re: VIDEO: D’banj Gives “believe In Yourself” Speech At Tedxwbg Event by NaLaugh: 5:12am On Oct 24, 2014

Saw it some days ago. Not bad.

It was a basic speech, but i like the fact that he did not put too much pressure on himself.

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Celebrities › Re: Who Wore It Better: Kate Henshaw Or Yvonne Okoro? by NaLaugh: 6:31am On Oct 23, 2014*

E be like say na the latest annoying angry

trend on nairaland be this abi.

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