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Who are the dumb people writing and publishing this nonsense in DailyTrust?

Criminals invaded a mosque, murdered 2 people and kidnapped many more yet DailyTrust is calling them bandits.

How is that banditry?

That is pure TERRORISM. Plain and simple. No two ways about it. These are terrorists.

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Nigerian Police are very useless. Outside of intimidation and extortion, they have nothing else going for them.

Their counterparts in Kogi hid like a coward while Armed Robbers blasted civilians with bullets. Now, a group of 5 could not stop hoodlums with guns. But they would be quick to oppress a young guy with an iPhone.

Nigerian women live in a single room with their men and still find a way to suck stranger diccck and the man is none the wiser.

You want to do interstate. Dey play.

We later resolved our family issues with my husband and asked me to return to my matrimonial home. I even promised not to have an extramarital affair with the man again. On the day of the incident, Ishaya came to take me out again, but couldn't meet me at home at that time", Libiyatu further narrated.

NEVER take back a cheating woman. Only a man with no self-respect or dignity will take back a woman who has gobbled the diiick of another man.

In fact if your wife comments that a celebrity on TV is sexy while she's with you, send her packing.

Never mind that you'll be accused of insecurity or immaturity. That's how they get men to play their games.

Check your wife's phone as much as you like. If she has a problem with it, send her packing.

Whatever you do, NEVER tolerate cheating or the appearance of cheating. You could be saving your life.

See face like soaked garri.

By the way, Nigerian men need to get sense. You don't need to disturb yourself looking for proof that your wife or gf is cheating on you.

She is!

The only proof you need that a Nigerian girl is cheating on you is that she's a Nigerian girl.

Nigerian girls will Bleep for money.
Nigerian girls will Bleep for attention.
Nigerian girls will Bleep for a free ride.
Nigerian girls will Bleep for AC.
Nigerian girls will Bleep for POP.
Nigerian girls will Bleep for Indomie and eggs.
Nigerian girls will Bleep for wig.
Nigerian girl will Bleep just because the sun shines.

As a man in Nigeria, your own is to ALWAYS use condoms when it's your turn to Bleep a Nigerian girl.

Five stupid people in this story.

Filming people or taking their pictures without consent is stupid. It's not by force to "create content" if you are bereft of ideas.

It's equally stupid to gang up on and beat someone for filming you when you could just take the phone and delete the videos. Or just take the phone.

"..."the 28-year-old feminist said at a cafe in the northwestern city of Xian."



A 28-year old feminist in a country brimming with feminine and traditional women has no choice but to embrace singleism.

No man has time for nonsense in a country where pussy falls from the sky like rain.

Workaholic or inefficient?

An employee that is constantly unable to finish his tasks in the alloted time is NOT doing a good job.

Some friends of the deceased alleged that Chidozie was in the habit of beating his wife daily without provocation.

Nothing more to add.

Nice one.

Give some of your blackness to that nylon. You have it in EXCESSSSS.

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A Ted talk on YouTube could tell you the same thing without collecting 10% of your salary.

Hilarious!

Dave Chapelle couldn't write a funnier joke if he tried.

A summary of this clown show:

1. Herbalist has been "healing" people with traditional and alternative medicine, including rituals.

2. Herbalist fell sick.

3. Herbalist got into an ambulance and went straight to a hospital.

4. The wife of Herbalist got sick.

5. Herbalist took her to a hospital for surgery.

6. Both got their health back and recovered nicely.

7. Then Herbalist went to church for Thanksgiving.

8. Herbalist proclaims that herbalism, idolatory and fetishism is not all that. God is supreme.

9. Herbalist thanks God some more.

10. Herbalists says God is Great but bills still have to be paid so he's still going to continue running his "herbal and alternative medicine business."

Just two scammers jerking eachother off in public.

7victor:
Thank you very much.

I'm a lecturer.

All right, sir.

Congrats, again. You did something incredible.

Congratulations, Doctor.

Out of curiosity, are you a lecturer or work in a company?

Nah bro, your crime is not eating. It's stealing ideas from Reddit without giving due credit.

First of all, how much interests are you getting per month?

Leaving money in the bank in the Nigeria of today reminds of smart kids who steal meat.

They take a piece and cut it into 2. They return one and eat the other. An unwary mother will see the same number of meat in the pot. But in reality, the meats have reduced.

That's what the Nigerian economy is doing to money in the bank now.

Plus, what kind of business do you do that couldn't use an injection of additional capital?

Nice one.

Some of these "CEOs" will park their business wheelbarrow/table at a bend in the street. Thinking that somehow means more traffic for them and their business.

By the way, government should stop giving ultimatums in cases like this. Kick them out IMMEDIATELY. Sure, they'll weep and bitch and cry that it's not fair.

But they'll still weep and bitch and cry that it's not fair when it's done in 7 days. Save yourselves the trouble and get it over with.

They stopped doing their "jobs" because of common power outage. Yet they leave NIGERIANS to live in perpetual darkness.

Everybody knows that lack of power supply generally hinders productivity. But it DEFINITELY doesn't if your job is merely to TALK and LISTEN.

Huddle up and do your jobs.

That is ILLEGAL.

There is NOTHING like purchase tax in Nigeria. Companies like ShopRite are taxed under CITA in Nigeria. They pay to FIRS, not SIRS.

That is, their taxes are to be remitted to FG. Not states.

So what Enugu State is doing is EXTORTION.

And ShorpRite should sue them into bankruptcy. If for no other reason, for disturbing their business because of money they'll embezzle anyway.

VACUOUS! That's how you sound.

First of all, the next time you want to suckle on Tinubu's leaky anus; do it in private. Or among your fellow lackwits.

How have Nigerians benefited from Fuel Subsidy Removal?
Also, what Fuel Subsidy Removal?

IMF confirmed that FG has been paying fuel subsidy through the backdoor without informing Nigerians.

From September to December 2023, the amount of subsidy was in excess of 1.6 TRILLION NAIRA. Yet Tinubu never informed the public.

Sounds like a leader who's not bold enough to admit he fuuuucked up.

Finally, you need to shut up about him "inheriting an economy in shambles".

Who did he inherit it from?

He inherited it from 8 years of Buhari whom he foisted on Nigerians. It's 8 years of APC rule that brought us into the current economic inferno. Current evidence suggests Tinubu came with gallons of petrol to continue from where the last catastrophe stopped.

No difference between Yahoo Boys and Pastors.

They both steal from vulnerable people.

Rubbish dressed in jargons is still RUBBISH!

He trained his bandit-identifying ai with AI generated images and says he has a solution. MAD man!

The guy is trying to scam investors.

Some of this "tech bros" need to be jailed.

Leave chicken.
Eat carrots.

You'll be fine.

You know who wears the trousers in that marriage.

Nigeria is DEAD!

You have a CCTV footage of the criminals, yet you made an innocent man fork out #90K in this terrible economy?

Plus Nigerian Police are criminals. And EVIL.

Imagine asking the man to "bail" a 12-year old boy that was kidnapped and beaten by a group of useless people who received #90k for the privilege of assaulting a kid.

Bleep Nigeria!
Bleep the police!

Cook-a-thon or fisticuffs?

Why does his face look like something that went on a date with Tyson Fury's fists?

Extremely DUMB man!

This is what happens when you find yourself in a position of authority that does not require a qualification.