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This is proof that life is not fair.

How did people so DUMB get the money they got scammed of in the first place?

Imagine giving a HUGE amount of money to a NIGERIAN to help you secure a UK job and sponsorship.

NEVER trust a Nigerian when it comes to money. Even if said Nigerian currently lives in heaven.

Yet Nigerians walk around with frustration visible on their faces and actions.

Makes you wonder just how miserable the African continent is.

People think it's the cook-a-thon. They forget that Hilda Baci has GEEPEE tanks for yansh.

Location?

Plus, how big is her yansh?

That match is faker than Kim Kardashian's yansh.

Someone is fishing for 2028 endorsement.

Yesterday, I saw the traditional wedding pictures of a codedruns babe on Telegram.

This is a girl with stuff like golden shower, mfm and Group Intimacy on her profile.

And I use "girl" loosely here. In reality, she's old and ugly. The husband is either blind or insane or blind and insane.

The men are the problem. Never take a bitch back!

Just the second month of the year and OP already won the Simplest Man of the Year Award.

She's a good girl, she's shy. She's not your typical Nigerian girl.

Yet she's a baby mama. OP, slap yourself.

She's a who.re pretending to be the kind of girl you want. No girl gets pregnant out of wedlock because she's a good girl.

That girl putting up an act for you sucks soldier dick like someone sucking the marrow out of a chicken bone.

Find someone else!

Divorce and move on.

Kunle needs to stop writing nonsense from his house in Lagos.

His view on this issue is myopic and limited. After pointing out that Kingsley Moghalu, a Professor of economics, said they used the same strategy during his tenure; Kunle went on to paint a picture of economics as understood by a secondary school student.

Make no mistake, I firmly believe that Tinubu and Cardoso are a couple of plagues to Nigeria and Nigerians. But raising the interest rate is not a bad strategy.

Here's why:

First of all, Emefiele printed a boatload of NEW money last year. The plan was to take the old currencies out of circulation and have them replaced with the new.

Tinubu threw that plan into the dustbin.

What do we have?

A shitload of new money plus a shitload of old money. All of money are left swimming around somewhere in an economy where REAL production remains virtually the same.

The result is that we have a LOT more money than goods in the economy. That includes Forex, too. That's one of the reasons why inflation is running like a Lagosian chasing down a bus.

By increasing the MPR and CRR, the bank wants to take the excess volume of unproductive money out of circulation.

So instead of a "big man" to come buy your family land from under you and hold the land without doing anything with it, he'll put his money in tge bank and be collecting a nice chunk of monthly interests on it.

It's the soft life, baby!

So instead of selling your land to a "big man" for big money, you'll be FORCED to sell it to a regular struggling Joe for a "reasonable" amount.

Thus by raising the rates, they have forced you to sell the land at more reasonable price.

Now when this interaction is replicated multiple times across different Individuals, the price of land will become more reasonable. And inflation is reduced.

Same with other products.

Don't forget that reduction in inflation will have a positive effect on the exchange rate, too.

Plus, the argument about manufacturers and businesses not having access to funds is moot. Banks and governments have special programmes for them.

The economics on this is sound,!

There is NOTHING like witchcraft!

If witchcraft existed, there would be nothing like Black Americans. Instead, you'll have White Africans.

Also, ever wonder why Africa and Africans seems to lead in areas that require ZERO proofs like religion and witchcraft?

First of all, remove "settling down" from that list. That is not an option.

On frontend development:

If you follow the news, you'll notice that tech layoffs have been coming in waves since last year. Also, tons of younger people with CS degrees come into the job market regularly.

The only reason to learn frontend development right now would be IF you already have an idea for a product that you wish to develop and sell.

Learning development for job-seeking is NOT a good idea at the moment.

Your best choice is to go for the MSc. and try to weasel your way into academia. You may be lucky to get a lecturing job if you can kiss ass, pay bribes and establish connections.

Plus, your teaching experience would be an added advantage if your pursue the lecturing route.

Nice.

Nice one.

His balls should be cracked like Kolanuts.

People who rape children should NOT be allowed to live.

I don't see the problem here.

Tell her to come and collect the 5k in your room. Ask her to "wear a nice pant I can shift" so there is no mistaking your meaning.

This girl is not a virgin.

She has at least 2 kids.

Handsome young guy got scammed by an evening newspaper.

You can tell the lady is old and wicked from the truckload of make-up on her face.

After all the price gouging, the water will still taste like something from the soakaway pit of a face-me-i-face-you.

This man made 3 mistakes.

First mistake is accepting just $2M. He should NOT have settled for anything below $50M.

Second mistake is trying to evade tax in the USA. The IRS is brutal and efficient. Few tax crimes get past them.

Last mistake is trying to launder dirty money through his legitimate NON-CASH business. It's a rookie mistake.

Every household should be provided with a prepaid meter.

That way, the ball is in their court.

No one should be saddled with estimated billings dredged up from the assholes of some greedy pole-climber.

Also stable power supply is an invitation for commerce and industry. Have stable power supply and see businesses and factories springing up in your community.

These are the true targets of power companies.

Life is meaningless and has no purpose.

In fact, life is a lot like a prison but WORSE because you NEVER get out alive. People who have kids subject them to the harsh conditions that life offers.

The REWARD for a life well-lived is DEATH.
The PUNISHMENT for a life poorly-lived is DEATH.

It's a game with no winner. Everybody loses.

You only have 2 goals in life:

1. Make YOUR life as comfortable as possible [SELF-IMPROVEMENT]

2. Make the life of OTHER people as comfortable as possible [IMPACT].

People with kids get number 2 by default. People without kids have to find worthy people to experience their impact.

That's YOU.

That is the closest thing to a purpose in the futile drudgery that's human existence.

Tinubu has NO presence.

No one in that picture is paying attention to him.

See this foolish FATMAN talking about positive thinking like a motivational speaker.

Do your job and deal with the insecurity in Nigeria.
Leave motivational speaking ALONE!

The Best Minister in Nigeria is the Minister of Interior.

He's making it easier for Nigerians to escape this shithole.

This is not a deterrent. It's just a minor inconvenience.

Yahoo Boys have nothing to fear from this kind of judgement.

Me: Okechukwu, what does Tinubu's ass taste like?

[Okechukwu looks up from where he's been aggressively tonguing Tinubu's ass]

Okechukwu: It's unbelievable. It tastes like cocaine!

The kidnappers are getting BOLDER.

I encourage them to move their primary place of business to ABUJA. That's where the fat slobs with juicy pockets are based.

I further encourage them to focus on the politicians. Any of them is fair game but the kidnappers should feel.free to start with the National Assembly.

In less than 24 hours?

That's to show you that "Labour's Demands" is an euphemism for ghana-must-go bags for the Union leaders.

Advise to Nigerians:

NEVER participate in any of these useless demonstrations. It's not worth it.

If possible, remove yourself from every one of these groups. Have no business with them.

Most of the pressure groups in Nigeria are populated by downtrodden Nigerians being used as bargaining chips by a crooked few.

The goal is to fatten their wallets at the expense of anybody and everybody.

They don't care about you. They care about their pockets.

That's why it's INSANE to jeopardize your life by participating in any of these demonstrations. Never risk your life for them.

This is Nigeria.
Today they shared biscuits and pure water.
Tomorrow they may share bullets and teargas.


Also, a protest attended by police and politicians is a JOKE!

Roast him!

The idiot even wanted to use the proceeds to go and impress a LovePeddler that called him broke and left him to start her hookup business.

What a USELESS man!

Roast him NOW!

Canadian PM oversees a country that works. Same with UK PM.

Tinubu presides over a shithole that sucks. A country that is virtually an economic cripple has no business lavishing scarce resources so that a grown man can play daddy's boy.