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Crime › Re: Woman With A Calm Face Caught Stealing By CCTV In The Market (video) by Namaster: 1:41pm On Mar 16, 2024
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Politics › Re: 72hrs After: Niger Republic Maintained Their Borders Entry Points Closed. by Namaster: 10:05am On Mar 16, 2024
Naira20:
Many young people won't enlist and if they force anyone, those would sabotage their efforts.
Stop typing NONSENSE. If Nigeria goes to war today, the military will conscript EVERYBODY. From the 16-year old boy that just discovered PornHub to the 60-year old man that is just shuffling along waiting for death.

In times of war, saboteurs would be EXECUTED immediately they are discovered.
Politics › Re: Wale Edun’s Company Gets Lucrative Contract Weeks After NSIP Was Moved by Namaster: 8:17am On Mar 16, 2024
You don't say.

A man appointed because of nepotism and corruption does nepotism and corruption.

I am SHOCKED!
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Agric Exports Facing Rejections Overseas – WTO DG, Okonjo Iweala by Namaster: 7:48am On Mar 16, 2024
No shiiit!

The quality of agricultural products in Nigeria is ABYSMAL!

Tomatoes have more bruises than a woman that is married to a wife-beater. Bags of beans are really just bags of weevils with little beans sprinkled in there.

It's so bad I once bought a tuber of yam with not 1 but 2 ANTHILLS in it.

Farmers and food sellers get away with selling shiiit to people because there is no one to stop them. Now, they are trying to export produce filled with insecticides.
Politics › Re: Terrorists Are Easy To Contact If Nigerian Government Is Ready To Give Them Educ by Namaster: 6:57am On Mar 16, 2024
Why this guy has not been snatched and tortured for location of the terrorists is something I do not understand.

The guy blatantly and continuously champion the cause of terrorists and bandits. He makes comments that show he is HUGELY affiliated with them and continues to walk free.

Imagine asking Nigeria to give scholarships and medical aid to terrorists and at the same time STOP attacking them.

That's like giving a trophy to a serial killer for murder.
Politics › Re: "Ounje Eko" Food Markets Open Across Lagos From Sunday by Namaster: 6:55am On Mar 16, 2024
Lagos is King.
Politics › Re: Kebbi Opens 69 Feeding Centres by Namaster: 6:51am On Mar 16, 2024
The way governments across Nigeria are being EXCESSIVELY socialistic when it comes to Muslims and Ramadan is concerning.

Feeding them and subsidizing their hajj at the expense of other Nigerians would make sensible folks think Nigeria is an islamic state.
Romance › Re: When I Talk About Virginity, Many Insult Me. Now See What Ned Says by Namaster: 8:25pm On Mar 15, 2024
Only fools, whooores and simple men argue against the merits of marrying a virgin.

Of course, there are virgins with bad attitudes. But a community property is not exactly a paragon of virtue either.

Non-virgin women will always remain second choice when it comes to marriage. And they know it. That's why there are fake virginity kits to deceive unwary men.

On their wedding night, that is after waiting for marriage, unsuspecting men find themselves going through an express road and still finding red stains on their bedsheets. It's ALL a lie.
Family › Re: Lady Dedicates Her NYSC Certificate To Husband As She Completes Service (video) by Namaster: 8:13pm On Mar 15, 2024
This is how to manipulate simple men: public praise and validation.

This woman has been through a lot of dicks in her service year. And from his body language, the man knows it.

This is blatant ego-stroking to placate the simple man. And he knows it too.
Romance › Re: He Poured Raw Pepper In Her Shower Gel -- Lady Cries Out by Namaster: 7:16pm On Mar 15, 2024
I bet she dumped a good guy for NOT being "toxic".

Enjoy your toxic man!
Politics › Re: All Senators And House Of Rep Members Should Be Executed For Corruption by Namaster: 5:50pm On Mar 15, 2024
You are not wrong.
Romance › Re: Do Women Have Expiry Dates? by Namaster: 5:47pm On Mar 15, 2024
Ask Di Caprio. He has it down to a science.
Celebrities › Re: 79-Year-Old Squid Game Actor, O Yeong-Su Convicted Of Sexual Harrasment by Namaster: 5:33pm On Mar 15, 2024
I doubt the veracity of this accusation. The man was 72 at the time of the incident.

You can keep a 72 year old man away FOREVER with just 1 finger. Even if said 72-year old man is horrrrny.
Politics › Re: Recent Terrorists Attack Is Tip Of Iceberg Unless Nigerian Government Negotiates by Namaster: 5:09pm On Mar 15, 2024
This guy should have been bundled to prison and made to commit suicide a long time ago.

He's brazenly advocating for welfare and empowerment programs for bandits and terrorists. Speaking nonsense with confidence on TV without any consequence.

He should be charged with TREASON.
Celebrities › Re: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by Namaster: 5:05pm On Mar 15, 2024
Like this man.

He does not have time for a traumatized pussy that's on its last legs.
Politics › Re: Civil Servants Demand N907,000 Minimum Wage, Give Reasons by Namaster: 7:39am On Mar 15, 2024
No one is going to pay #907k minimum wage in Nigeria. Not even in the next 35 years.

Imagine the ripple effects. Inflation will take off like a rocket launched by Spacex.
Crime › Re: Police Admit Killing Barrister Elias Ugwu In Error by Namaster: 7:30am On Mar 15, 2024
“The Commissioner of Police, Kogi State Police Command, extends his condolences to the family of the deceased over the unfortunate incident which was avoidable if they had stopped when they were waved down by the police who were with their patrol vehicle at the scene.”

Look at that. Blame the dead guy for getting killed.

Imagine a bunch of cowardly idiots who ran and hid when armed robbers were raining down bullets like snow on Christmas eve saying they shot an innocent man with NO GUN in sight because they mistook him for an armed robber.

NPF needs to be disbanded and reformed individually by each state. The current one is full of greedy, cowardly and incompetent fools that should NEVER be allowed near a police station unless it's to throw them in jail.
Agriculture › Re: CBN Resumes Agric Funding With ₦‎100 Billion by Namaster:
All the fertilizers in the world WON'T change a thing if farmers keep getting kidnapped and beheaded just for setting foot in their own farmlands.

All the fertilizers in the world will make ZERO difference if the herdsmen of doom and their hellcattle are not VIOLENTLY and BRUTALLY stopped from invading and grazing on farmlands.

Sometimes it feels like the people running Nigeria have their heads so far up their assholes that they see the world through shiiit-tinted glasses. So they don't see the difference when everything actually goes to shit.

Cardumbo and Tinubu need to solve the REAL problem of Nigeria. Not the IMAGINARY ones they think Nigeria is facing.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Stop Importing Petrol This Year – Kyari by Namaster: 7:12am On Mar 15, 2024
Yes and $1 will be equal to #1. Then Nigeria will provide foreign aids to USA.

Let's be clowning.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Electricity Supply Will Improve Within Six Months – Minister by Namaster: 7:04am On Mar 15, 2024
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Politics › Re: Troops Rescue Babies, 5 Women After 2 Months In Captivity In Zamfara by Namaster: 10:15pm On Mar 14, 2024
Did they blast the kidnappers head?

That's the most important thing. Make sure no other women and children experience the horrors these rescued ones did.
Politics › Re: P/Harcourt Refinery Will Kickstart Operations In Two Weeks – Mele Kyari by Namaster: 10:10pm On Mar 14, 2024
By now, one would think Nigerian politicians and their cronies would have learned to stop giving timeframes to launch or complete a project.

Knowing Nigeria, the project may still be postponed indefinitely.
Romance › Re: Seems The No Nonsense Men Know The Game More by Namaster: 9:02pm On Mar 14, 2024
Only a dumb bitch would think being toxic is a green flag.

This is the kind of girl who ends up with men who beat them like a boxer with something to prove.

My advice to men:

Never be toxic to please a damaged hoe. If you are a good and kind person who sees the best in people, remain like that. Just avoid the disasters called Nigerian girls.
Crime › Re: Hundreds Freed From Yahoo Slavery by Namaster: 8:45pm On Mar 14, 2024
Nothing like "rescue" here. No one is keeping over 500 people hostage and forcing them to do something they don't want to.

These are scammers plying their trade in a commercialised HK. They are NOT victims but criminals that should be dragged to prison.
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Is Trying Hard To Kill Unofficial Whatsapp by Namaster:
As well they should.

It's criminal to piggyback on another person's sweat and ingenuity.

Whoever thinks they can build a better WhatsApp should do it and make bank rather than modifying another person's app.
Politics › Re: "I Miss Buhari"⁠ — Deji Adeyanju Says As Nigerians Battle Hunger, Inflation by Namaster: 7:19pm On Mar 14, 2024
The worst part is that whoever comes after Tinubu would make Nigerians pine for the good ol' days of Tinubulation.
Romance › Re: I Can’t Date You If You’re Not Gonna Get Me The Rolls Royce - Lady Shares by Namaster: 6:17pm On Mar 14, 2024
Even this one that looks like something that belongs in a casket.

Spare me the nonsense!
Romance › Re: Foluronsho Alakija Reportedly Received Over 10000 Marriage Proposals Within 24hr by Namaster: 6:11pm On Mar 14, 2024
They can apply from now until Armageddon, none of them will qualify.

Women look upfor a spouse. Men look down.
The higher a woman climbs, the fewer her options. The higher a man climbs, the more his options.

Alakija is richer than 99% of men in Nigeria. None of the remaining 1% would be interested in her sexually or romantically when their options include young and pretty things.

The point here is it's a waste of time to try to apply for this even if it was a real thing.
Celebrities › Re: King's Oil For How Much!?-lady Laments The Price Of Vegetable Oil Being Sold by Namaster: 5:53pm On Mar 14, 2024
I will continue to say this:

Nigerians are EXTREMELY wicked!

The wickedness of the average Nigerian is incomparable. Imagine adding a whole #1,100 to the selling price. Mind you, the sellers profit is already included in the original price of #2,400.

But GREED and WICKEDNESS propelled him to jack up the price.

Then he'll go home and lament the about inflation. On Sunday, he'll pack his torn bible and roll on the floor claiming to praise God.

Nigerians are criminals. Petty traders have become petty criminals.

STOP buying things from small-scale retailers. Especially the ones around your community. They are greedy criminals.

ALWAYS go to the market to look for WHOLESALERS and buy your things in BULK.

Forget the "my customer" community sellers before they "my customer" you into bankruptcy.
Crime › Re: Man Raped 9-year-old Daughter In Adamawa, Blames Alcohol And Drugs (photo) by Namaster: 5:07pm On Mar 14, 2024
Bless the wife for reporting the issue ASAP. Some would have kept quiet.

Now, it's time to crack his balls like eggs.

Pedophiles and rapists should be handed over to the arbiters of jungle justice. They should receive instant and brutal justice.

Also, this one seems premeditated. Sounds like he took the drugs and alcohol to gain courage to carry out this heinous act.

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