₦airaland Forum

Someone is sending "inspection video" to a client for after-service servicing.

The explanation for this is simple:

Girls who don't wear makeup are young, beautiful and think the world is a bed of simple men who will always worship them.

They are out to explore and so they put out quick and they put out often.

On the other hand, girls who depend on makeup have come to the realization of their fading beauty and the fact that even simple men look for certain virtues in their women.

As such, they pretend to be virtuous and play hard to get. They are slow to put out and put out rarely.

But that does not mean they have lower body counts. No, sir. In fact when you add the dicksss in their pre-makeup phase and the dicccks in their current makeup phase; you may find it difficult to pick your jaws off the floor.

EASYLIFE4US:
When I paid for the ppm, bedc promised to install it a week after payment and now it's over a month and the power supply is so erratic that we barely have a few hours supply a week.

These criminals make MORE money with their ridiculous estimated billing. So they have ZERO incentive to deliver your prepaid meter.

It's on you to go to their office and display your special brand of Agberoism and Vawulence.

You need to follow up as OFTEN as possible. Disturb them as often as possible. Otherwise, they'll continue pussyfooting and slapping you with unjustifiable estimated bills.

Back to your original question, the answer is YES. They are within their rights to bill you for the electricity you used while waiting for your meter to be delivered.

You need to follow up quick and HARD.

"Egg is a luxury meant for the SUPER rich."


Also, the entire initiative sounds DUMB!

Apparently the vouchers to be used for this are IMPORTED. Even a simple man can easily deduce that importation is harmful to the exchange rate at the moment.

By importing paper, the exchange rate gets worse. When the exchange rate gets worse, the price of foodstuffs go UP. That includes the rice that this dude is planning to subsidize.

Then there is the matter of the 5% interest in addition to the ACTUAL subsidy to be paid.

The NEGATIVE effects of this initiative could potentially CANCEL OUT the positives. That takes the people on a long journey back to square one.

And that's the best case scenario.

The worst case scenario is that the negatives could be so bad that it worsens the plights of the citizens. Including those that neither benefited from the programme and even those outside the state.

Nigeria is just cursed with leaders with NO vision and no presence of mind to hire competent people that are not ass-kissing sycophants.

A simple solution would be to use the database available to them to offer "Welfare Cheques" to people who deserve it.

No need to garnish it with UNNECESSARY motions.

maasoap:
You have been told in the report that it has nothing to do with religion but your stubborn brain found it difficult to believe. Religion enthusiast, damn!

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Stuuupid boy! Read and, more importantly, UNDERSTAND:

"The bill is backed by religious conservatives in the largely Muslim nation of less than 3 million people. Its text says that “it seeks to uphold religious purity and safeguard cultural norms and values.” The country’s top Islamic body has called the practice “one of the virtues of Islam.”

Also next time you quote me, DON'T!

Your post makes it sound like you only PAID for a prepaid meter but have NOT received and fixed said meter at your residence.

If that's the case then YES, you'll still get a bill. Since you still use electricity while waiting for your meter to be delivered.

After all, you cannot use something you do NOT have.

But if you already have the meter fixed and using it, then you can tell them to shove the BILL!

Five bodies and NOT a single weapon in sight.

Very gallant soldiers.

Bandits and terrorists blast them like flies in the North. When the time comes, Militants will blast them like flies in the south.

They rape and massacre civilians with NO gun and feel like Rambo. But run away like cowards when faced with someone of equal power.

Dumb people who have ZERO knowledge of biology want to control female libido by butchering vaginas.

Africans are generally dumb. But our politicians take it to a whole new level

Is that the most pressing issue in the country?

Also, if shoving them into burqahs did not work what makes these idiots think chopping off clits is a great idea?

But this is AFRICA. Dress dumbness in religious garbs and you'll get away with even at the HIGHEST level of government.

Tried to check what cockroach is called in Netherlands, then I saw this in the suggestion box.

A multi-billion dollars search god confidently displayed a completely WRONG answer in the first position of a simple query.

This is the answer supplied by Google itself. Not from a third-party that it retrieved.

Pointless.

The membership of the IsDB is suspicious. But Nigerian Politicians have no qualms feasting with the Devil. They don't even need a long spoon.

Married women who cheat are a special breed of bitches that should be bleeped as BRUTALLY as possible.

Insist on things you know she'll NEVER allow her husband to do. Golden shower, anal with no lube, rimming, etc...

You have ZERO responsibility to help a bitch maintain her marriage.

See the way he's holding the cardboard—all dainty like a Disney Princess.

Plus, why is the Police censoring the face of a MURDERER especially since his name is displayed.in full.

That's their main diet. They will NEVER stop.

Only naive Nigerians would be surprised at this.

This is Nigeria. Tribalism is the NORM no matter how much you pretend otherwise. It's tribe first. Party affiliations second. Merit is a distant and often neglected third.

"Civilian JTF"

Good one!

By the way, this is how to deal with bandits and kidnappers. You get them, you GUT them. No handing them over to Police to be released after 1 year of "rehabilitation".

People with guns and gumption killed soldiers in a creek. The Army invaded a defenceless community to burn down houses, harass civilians and generally behave like cultists.

Real brave!

The Red Wedding comes to mind.

Their representative should be invited and buttered like toast bread with promises of amnesty, scholarships and sponsorships. In fact, promise to throw an event to celebrate the dawn of peace.

But every bandit in the gang must be present at the ceremony to receive their share of the dividends of the peace treaty.

Then have them surrounded and gunned down at the ceremony.

Waste of public resources.

Let go of the guilt. You did NOTHING wrong. You bleeped a willing woman. Nothing is wrong with that.

It's the cheat that should be guilty. She betrayed her vows and made a cuuck of her husband.

Funniest thing in all this is that the woman probably feels ZERO guilt. In her mind, this does not count as cheating. It's simply RECONNECTING with an ex.

To her, you entered the vagina before her husband did so your claim to the pussy is SUPERIOR to that of her husband.

This is why men should NEVER consider bearers of a broken hymen for marriage.

This woman will go to church tomorrow morning with her husband and kids and speak in tongues like assistant Angel Gabriel.

Can someone slap the wig off this horse-faced WHOORE?

Imagine asking men to raise a BASTARD that is essentially a BILLBOARD telling the whole world that your wife not only got diccked down by a strange man but also made you pamper her for 9 months while carrying the spawn of said man.

Let's not talk about the boatload of money it costs to raise a child.

Men, listen to this:

Your cheating wife is free to have her ass slapped like a little bitch. But you don't have to suffer the constant slap on the face that is the child of an affair.

The moment you discover a paternity fraud, chase the woman and her child away. If you want a charity case, make your way to an orphanage.

In fact, ALL men should do a DNA test before naming ceremony even if they are married to Virgin Mary.

Also, can someone please slap the wig off this horse-faced WHOORE?

Nothing new here.

Authorities in Nigeria have been known to treat court judgements like background music to be ignored.

When people know they can get away with crime, NOTHING will stop them from committing crimes.

A prime example of the breed of ragamuffins that populate the Nigerian Police Force.

EXTREMELY rude and eager to abuse power.

Imagine refusing correction and insisting wrong is right in full view of the public.

In a system that works, this idiot would NOT have a job on Monday.

Pedophilia, rape and incest have been through the roof in recent months. The punishment for these crimes need to follow suit.

Nice!

Nothing gives me joy like seeing a politician get a taste of the diabolic concoction that is called Nigeria.

The Nigerian Health sector has been SEVERELY compromised.

The REAL Doctors have either japa'd or resort to harvesting organs from unsuspecting patients.

Now a graduate of Banking and Finance from a third-rate university is parading himself as a Medical Doctor and prescribing god-knows-what to sick people.

A total overhaul is required.

Someone is having the time of their life.

Boeing the killer.

A company tracked and ASSASSINATED a key witness in its court trial and the Western World kept mum. Because Boeing is a $100B+ company and, more IMPORTANTLY, it's an American company.

Yet when a small accident happens in Russia, they fall over themselves to condemn Putin.

Hypocrites all of them!

"Khazali is known to have advocated for the marriage of children in defiance of human rights critics who see the practice as sexual exploitation and abuse of young girls, according to an IranWire analysis by Roghayeh Rezaei."

A pedophile sympathiser wants to recruit Nigeria for a suicide mission.

Find someone else!

Tinubu is like a perverted version of DJ Khaled; ANOTHER ONE!

First it was Wale Edun, Now it's Ikufonji.

Tinubu and his Renewed HOLE in the Nigerian Treasury will bankrupt us before 2027.

Being under a Nigerian in ANY capacity is like being under the yoke of slavery.

The moment Nigerians realize they have power over you is the moment they start using you. It happens in both professional and personal relationships.

Perhaps the most common example is the case of final year students and their project supervisors. Most supervisors act like they are just here on vacation from the pit of hell.

People on this thread keep saying "they don buy market". Only people who don't know the people of the South South say this. Especially the ijaws.

The military don't fuuuck with them. The military only intimidate people in the SW and SE. They don't Bleep with the North and SS.

These guys were ambushed in a creek. SS is filled with creeks that are deadly to outsiders, including the military.

We all saw the way the Nigerian Delta Avengers blew out the brains of the Navy team that went near them a few years ago.