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I knew it happened in the North before I opened the thread. The last of honest Nigerians are northerners or reside in the North.

That being said, who makes the mistake of sending #10,000,000 instead of #10,000?

Black women are a special kind of STUPID.

That's why a random Agbero can tell you the shape of Tiwa Savage's vagina.

I bet she's carrying on a sexual relationship with the inmate too. Or hopes to start one the inmate gets out.

Nigerians are VERY easy to scam.

Just wear a nice suit and speak phonetics, they'll be falling over themselves to throw their money at you. It works even better if you have a fancy title like CEO or Pastor.

Language is very funny. He "laundered" #4bn like it's dirty boxers.

Money that was earmarked to keep the people of Anambra safe was pocketed by a greedy politician who travels around in bulletproof vehicles.

A legislation to prevent ALL government officials at ALL levels from using bulletproof vehicles would fix that.

If a big stone could aimed just right could threaten your life, you would not be STEALING funds meant for security purposes.

Despite it's kinetic connotation, power is EXTREMELY stagnant. It's wield by the same small group of people over extended periods of time.

The CEO of 2002 is back as the Chairman of 2024.

The same thing is obtainable in politics and everywhere power is brokered. Same people control it.

The idea, of course, is that these people are MORE competent because of their experience. Nonsense!

There are ALWAYS people more competent than those who wield power. But the wielders of power hold it CAPTIVE. Never letting go. Turning the very force of nature into something stagnant to be used for their sole benefit.

Anyway, congratulations to him. But they should try to bring new people in. Stop trying to recapture the glory of days long gone.

Trying to kill yourself in this economy is an act of wickedness.

By killing yourself, the Tinubulation per capita increases creating more burden for the rest of us.

Nobody should kill themselves. Shoulder your share.

Old format.

Babe wants abortion money. Get confirmation that she's not pregnant and kick the lying bitch to the curb.

Don't tolerate a scammer.

Imagine a foolish boy trying to kiss a bride on her WEDDING day in front of the groom and his friends. That level of stupidity deserves to be punished.

It doesn't matter if you're pounding the bride like yam in private, you NEVER disrespect the groom in public by doing PDA with his bride. Especially when his friends are around.

A 17-year old kid has not started life. Has no reason to take a nascent life still brimming with potential.

His death is a shame.

I don't understand modern warfare. People are trying to pretend that war is not war. That it's supposed to be governed by some high ideals. That when you kill people, you have to be somehow humane about it.

That's just NONSENSE!

The objective of war is to OBLITERATE the enemy. You use whatever resources at your disposal to achieve that objective.

If the enemy combatants choose to act like cowards and use civilians as shields, sucks for those civilians because they'd be JUSTIFIABLY neutralised too.

That is what Israel is doing. Plus, Hamas had it coming. Their attack was an exercise in madness. That's like someone like Pawpaw tapping the ass of Anthony Joshua's girlfriend.

It's just madness.

Also USA needs to get their head screwed on straight. Supporting Israel and then airlifting aids to the enemy of Israel is just dumb.

Fools and inability to take responsibility for their actions. You unseated a democracy and forced your way to power in a country that was a member of ECOWAS. Now you bitch about the consequences.

Also while I'd be the first to blast the Nigerian Military for their USELESSNESS, that does NOT mean they'll not chew Burkina Faso like ashewo chews gum.

Someone needs to respect his Daddy.

Another young life wasted by incompetent and evil police.

If Nigeria had a functioning justice system, this would be a great time to sue the police and Anambra State government into bankruptcy.

Yet the criminals in uniform are "suing for calm". Hope some nice UGM visit that station with a truckload of calm for the useless police.

"Allegedly, Harding explained that she drowned her son because she was in a relationship with a man who disliked the child and wanted her to put him up for adoption. Her motive, as detailed in the complaint, was to prove to her boyfriend that he, and not her baby, was her top priority."

Single mothers are fast becoming one of the biggest hazards of human society.

One single mother allowed her daughter to be raped by a strange man she married. Another one blew smoke into the face of an infant.

Now this one straight up MURDERED her kid just because her "boyfriend " doesn't like him.

Yet when men avoid them like a rotten slab of meat, they cry foul. EVIL resides in the heart of single mothers.

To men:

If you get a girl pregnant, take your kid away from her. Take the kid home no matter how hard it is. NEVER allow your kid to be raised by a single mother unless you want them neglected, raped or murdered.

SYSTEM222:
I just felt I've met the right person

Exorcise this idea from your mind.

There is NO "right person", "the one" or "soulmate".

All women are deceitful cunts that'll fuuuuuck a strange man in the morning and come form reverend sister for you in the evening.

Realize this and stop expecting women to be something they are not.

If it's kids you want, impregnate one of them and get your kids.

Never save sex for later. Sex is useless in the first place, saving it for later wouldn't make a difference.

First of all, NEVER date a girl without fucking her. It's MADNESS to say you are dating a girl without banging her like a drum.

In fact, ALL your relationships must start with sex. Sex first, then the specifics later.

Women bring absolutely NOTHING to a relationship apart from sex. If you don't Bleep her, you are only deceiving yourself.

It doesn't matter if she's a virgin or the blood daughter of Jesus, you need to get your dick inside her vagina ASAP. That is the only way women get invested in and committed to a relationship.

Otherwise, you'll just end up like OP who rented a house for a strange man to Bleep his GF in.

Cheap. Where is that?

Where I stay, onion is so expensive you fry your onions in oil to get the taste then remove them to be used the next time you cook.

Poor people will stab you in the back. Rich people will stab you in the back with a designer knife. Either way, you still get stabbed.

No matter where you find yourself, ALWAYS be on guard!

When your money comes in, hire a hookup girl with big yansh and bang to your heart's content.

I hate ENTITLED idiots.

You don't owe him YOUR money. Goes to show that the idiot only sees you as an ATM.

In case it's not clear, you did NOT do anything wrong. Circumstances beyond your control caused the delay. It's not like the money is available and you failed to give him.

Your brother is acting like an entitled bitch. Treat him like one.

Nice initiative. Especially if funds are not diverted into private pockets.

I bet there are emergency new owners.

Nigerians are ALL criminals.

Imagine the first 3 comments on this thread defending a crooked and dishonest person.

Returning half the money you owed and then ghosting the lender is NOT trying. It's wickedness.

NEVER trust any Nigerian when it comes to money. In fact, NEVER trust any Nigerian.

When it comes to money, Nigerians are creative at coming up with excuses about why it disappeared or cannot be repaid. Case in point is government saying snakes and rats stole or ate millions.

It doesn't matter why a Nigerian needs money, if you cannot afford to GIVE them free of charge; forget it.

Single mothers are EXTREMELY useless.

Imagine letting a man rape your teenage daughter because of a useless reason. Very useless woman.

Men should make sure that their kids and daughters are never raised by a single mother. It doesn't matter if you get a hookup girl pregnant, take your kids away from her the moment they are weaned off breast milk.

No kid is safe with a single mother.

The other day we saw another useless single mother blowing smoke into the face of a little kid. Now this one is letting her kid get raped.

If your money is enough, JAPA! Don't even look back.

The transportation business is not for sane people. It's for people who have surrendered their lives to vawulence.

You'll need to deal with Union agents and their tickets; area boys and their levies; police and their briberies; and other completely INSANE drivers.

Lest I forget, you'll be working part time for your mechanic. Oh, you want to fix your break light? Your engine is about to be knocked!

Transportation business is NOT what you think it is. Also, NEVER take business advice from people who are not ALREADY doing the business themselves.

Again, JAPA if you can afford it.

They should be roasted like bole.

God knows how many people they've raped and robbed.

TREMENDOUSLY misguided expenditure that'll still end up being looted.

Nigerians are EXTREMELY greedy.

After paying rent and utility bills, the entitled idiots are making DEMANDS as if the tenant is hustling to support the landlord's useless family.

Imagine demanding a whole #150k from someone as if he lives rent-free in the house.

My advice to the tenant:

1. Roll the ransom note like a scroll.
2. Buy a bottle of olive oil and coat the scroll with it.
3. Mail it to them in the east with a letter describing exactly where they can shove the note.

Artificial intelligence.

Nice.

But this kind of people are largely irrelevant. The key is to track and locate the financial sponsors, charge them with TREASON and have them hanged as a deterrent to others like them.

Otherwise, crime will never stop. The sponsors will remain safe and detached in their mansions while security forces continue to seize and parade weapons and expendable footsoldiers.

All efforts will remain futile until the sponsors are located and incapacitated.

Very useless parents.

You are poor and unfit to be parents and you know it. Yet you Bleep without condoms or any birth control. Then turn around to dump a kid that did not ask to be born.

Useless parents!
This is why eugenics is NOT always a bad idea. People like this should be sterilised.

The criminal in uniform is already concocting lies against the lady.

The only people more useless than Nigerian Police are Nigerian Politicians.

They are quick and eager to oppress and extort unarmed people. They are quicker still to disappear when there is a need for them to do actual police work.

Just the other day Police detained a 12-year old kidnap victim until the father of the kidnapped victim coughed out "bail money".

That is why I have ZERO pity for any of them that gets blasted to kingdom come by unknown gunmen, bandits, terrorists or, even better, other police.

Atiku is a loser. Any party formed with Atiku at the helm will be a party of losers.

Nigeria politics is skewed in favour of the north. It is also skewed in favour of old politicians. Atiku belongs to both groups YET he continues to lose like losing is his favourite hobby.