₦airaland Forum

This greedy idiot should be JAILED!

If for nothing else, for blatant PLAGIARISM and lack of creativity.

Greedy man shamelessly parroting the idea of the soldier who cried out earlier this year.

No picture.
No price.
No contact details.

Are you selling to mind-readers?

This policy is like a hookup girl with fat yansh—I can get behind it.

This is why politicians continue to Bleep the masses in the ass.

Lack of unity and the readiness to forego EVERYTHING for a small envelope.

Imagine a pressure group pressuring another pressure group NOT to apply pressure to a USELESS government.

Great one.

Now, do politicians.

Church business is the best business in the world. Especially in Africa.

You sell pipe dreams to fools who want to be sold pipe dreams.

In exchange, they give you 10% of their income and other assorted donations. And, stay with me here, if you play your cards right; they build your place of business with their own money.

What makes it even sweeter?

You don't need any professional qualifications. You just have to be ready to bullshiiit people.

Even more:

All your collections and takings are tax-exempt. You keep 100% of what you scam.

Overall, it's a great business. In these Tinubu times, I encourage every Nigerian to look into church business as a side hustle. You won't regret it.

This guy must have hit his head on something in Benin Republic.

omoadeleye:
Politicians are human like you.

Go and fix up your life,

It's not the job of politicians to better your life,

Politicians elected into government are made to tax you and regulate your business.

Go get a business for yourself and get taxed and regulated.


No be government get Microsoft, Google.

OmoadeDUMBO.

Of course, this does NOT apply to politicians and the cabals that control them.

These idiots need to shut up NOW!

Israel has allies that Nigeria depend on for foreign aid and business.
Sensible countries keep shut in these matters.

Nigeria and Nigerian politicians need to PRETEND to be sensible here.

Because if sanctions are placed on Nigeria in addition to Tinubu's economy, Nigerians will eat stones for bread.

All these "see the tomatoes I bought for #3000" and "see the pot of soup I cooked with #4000" need to stop.

Seun take note.

Nigeria is FUUUCKKED. We don't need a bunch of PR to know it.

A good bad idea.

Importing food with scarce dollars would deepen the problem. It'll be more food that Nigerians CANNOT afford.

Instead, the government needs to launch an aggressive and sustained comprehensive attack on bandits and terrorists holding whole farming villages to ransom.

Also, the government needs to approve state police ASAP and have the states set up a special farmland protection squad. Like SARS, but better because they'll only harass trespassing herdsmen and criminal bandits.

Finally, more stringent price control measures need to be introduced. It's MADNESS for the price of goods to jump more than 40-50% in just 7 days.

Useless woman.
Extremely useless woman.

Men need to understand this:

NEVER allow your wife to hold anyone in higher regards than you.

Not her pastor.
Not her father.
Not her boss.
Not her mother.
Nobody!

As far as your wife is concerned, YOU ARE GOD!

You must make this VERY clear in early in your relationship. Even before marriage. Your opinion supercedes the opinion of everyone else, including her own.

Break her devotion to EVERYTHING and EVERYONE but you.

You could be saving your child's life.

Imagine having a wife that could give your kid away like a spare bag of pure water. Even refusing to bring him back upon your request.

Men, your wife must submit TOTALLY to you. Not her pastor. Do this by making sure she misses a LOT of church services before and after the wedding.

When her pastor asks why, your wife's answer should be "Because my husband said so."

Otherwise, you'll have someone in your relationship with more influence on your relationship than both of you combined.

Pastor-worshipping wives are are more useless than a thousand Nigerian politicians.

Why is that foolish girl competing in a beauty pageant while wearing a hijab?

If you want to be a religious pride, be a religious pride.
If you want to be a prostitute, be a prostitute.

But you can't be a prude and a prostitute.

She should have been disqualified immediately she came in with a hijab.

Abiodun explained that four suspected kidnappers threatened
to kidnap a businessman in Bako-Mission village.

WTF?

This idiots have introduced Yahoo into kidnapping.
imagine collecting ransom before you even do the kidnapping.

Lazy criminals!

Definitely deserved to be shot. Giving hardworking kidnappers out there a bad name.

She prayed her prayers in a toilet, this "testimony" should.be in a SOAKAWAY.

First of all, the girl looks 16-19. So why is she not giving her own testimony.

Plus, the entire testimony is SHIITTT!

AS people are not sickly or prone to illness. She crammed the wrong genotype for her "testimony". AS is not SS.

If indeed she's AS and still sickly, the cause is easy to spot. She lives in a face-me-I-face-you with a communal toilet. The girl probably has some siblings and they all live together in a single, poorly ventilated room.

Also, she boldly stated that she REFUSED to take her to a hospital when it was suggested.

Next, who is the idiot explaining a testimony to the testifier. WTF!

Like all religious folks, the problem of this woman and her family is POVERTY and IGNORANCE. Deal with it and stop making church your health centre.

Israel's Ambassador to Nigeria is DONE.

Next the two Nigerians in that picture should be arrested and charged with TREASON.

Nigeria is dealing with too much insecurity to be giving a platform to terrorists.

Finally, for those asking why the terrorist is Nigeria? Know this, he's in Nigeria to get recruits and sponsorships.

They don't even need to ship them to Palestine, they'll just encourage the newly brainwashed terrorists to practise in Nigeria.

Before you know it, another terrorists organization is born.

Very stupid man!

Misbehaving and jeopardizing your future because of an Onlyfan model that has more plastic in her than the Pacific Ocean.

He's an idiot!

A BLACK man running a "sex for botox" scheme in the UK? He's COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Until the coup, aid accounted for almost half of Niger’s annual budget

An almajiri country.

By the way, the amount of money that has already been looted by the Military Officers would make your eyes tear up like someone slicing onions.

Victerica:
But she is actually, correct....ceteris paribus

Don't be DAFT!

In what world is she correct?

The average age of homeowners in the United States, the largest economy in the world, is 49 years.

That number is 36 in Canada. And 32 in the UK.

And these are all in countries that work. Yet all of them are at least a DECADE above 21.

Tinubu and blowing smoke.

To achieve wealth, create value and solve problems for a LOT of people.

Friends will come after.

Sometimes I wonder if having a vagina is a symptom of stupidity.

Criminals!

They'll ALWAYS be eloquent and aggressive when it comes to money matters. But when it comes to problems that affect the masses, they'll organize National fasting and prayers.

Kidnapping is the new oil now.

The Minister of Information is GROSSLY misinformed.

Nigeria still pays ALMOST #1Trillion/month on fuel subsidy.

Also, the ENTIRE statement reads like propaganda used to scam foreign countries for financial aids.

Stop searching for virgins.
Stop looking for serious relationships.
Bleep and move on.

If you're dealing with loneliness, get a DOG. If the loneliness is EXTREME, get TWO dogs.

Whatever you do, JUST stop looking for serious relationships with Nigerian girls.

Some of the "virgins" have swallowed more cums than the toilet of a boys' hostel.

Some of them have assholes that'll gape at you like "what's up?".

Virginity is not what it used to be.

Even if you succeed in getting yourself a virgin, there'll be a point in your relationship when she'll transform into a full-blown LovePeddler.

For most girls, this happens in universities and polytechnics. For others, it's during NYSC. You may not know when or where it'll happen but it'll SURELY happen.

Suddenly, you'll just find your "pure virgin" asking to peg you during sex.

Avoid serious relationships with Nigerian girls!

How can a PhD holder write such atrocious grammar?

Why is a man the President of a female hostel?

Knew it was drugs before I opened the thread.

The 3 major problems of young and rich university freshmen EVERYWHERE in the world:

1. Drugs.
2. Alcohol.
3. Sex.

No brake and no one to control them anymore.

South Africa is a clown country.