₦airaland Forum

Why is a man the President of a female hostel?

Knew it was drugs before I opened the thread.

The 3 major problems of young and rich university freshmen EVERYWHERE in the world:

1. Drugs.
2. Alcohol.
3. Sex.

No brake and no one to control them anymore.

South Africa is a clown country.

Pressure to loot.

These are the kind of people that should have died in a "gun battle" with the police.

More like:

What is the DARKNESS situation in your area?

Still shitty!

Good one!

It's high time one of these useless companies paid for their crimes.

It doesn't matter what anyone says, any denial by Sterling Bank is FUTILE.

First of all, the staff or whoever it was ACTED as an agent of the bank by violating your rights, beating up your brother and destroying your business in order to recover a loan that was given by STERLING BANK.

Next, they apologized.
Lawyers get a boner whenever a useless company apologizes.

By the way, I hope you have records of all your communications with the criminals.

By the way beating, intimidating and arresting people because they owe you money is ILLEGAL. Ordinary folks may get away with it but not a company listed on the NSE.

By the way, how much are you suing them for?

No matter the amount, it's not enough. Multiply it by 10,000,000 minimum.

They killed your business.
They killed your mental health.
They killed your livelihood in a dire economy.
They NEARLY killed your brother.

Make them pay!

Also, try to raise as much awareness as you can. That's why you need to sue them for a HUUUGE amount. The amount alone can bring publicity to the vase.

Also, talk to newspapers and blogs.

EVERY human has the capacity to do unimaginable evil.

illicit:
Drinking is not forbidden in the Bible

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Religious folks always have an excuse for their pastors and imams.

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From other analyses, we discovered that part of this money was sent into his bank account supervised by his sister, one Nwachi Doris Chinenye

This right here is a BIG problem.

Yahoo is no longer a crime in most Nigerian households. Parents pray for their criminal kids to get more victims.

This idiots have turned crime into a FAMILY-BUSINESS. Made his sister a CFO.

MORE robust and comprehensive punitive measures need to be introduced for this kind of crime.

For instance, ALL the family members of a captured Yahoo Boy should be arrested. They know about what he does. They received stolen goods so that makes them accessories after the fact.

Next, plea bargains should NEVER be made available for Yahoo Boys. EVER!

Imagine stealing $370K, the life savings of a possibility geriatric person, and then returning less than 10% of it in exchange for a reduced sentence.

The crime for Yahoo should be life imprisonment or execution.

Why?

Because these people devise systems to hurt another person in the most unimaginable ways.

Imagine, stealing the retirement savings of a 65-year old grandma who is sick and can no longer work just because you, an able-bodied 27-year old LAZY idiot, want to buy Lexus and iPhones.

Also, it's a matter of NATIONAL REPUTATION. This criminals are destroying our collective reputation as a people.

They need to be stopped with stringent consequences.

Nigeria is a JOKE!

Tinubu declared a TOTAL removal of subsidy and made Nigerians pay through the nose for petrol. He promised that Nigerians would "enjoy" the results in the "future".

Meanwhile, the criminal.is paying almost one TRILLION Naira per month on subsidy.

What the Bleep did Tinubu remove?!

But they can continue to subsidize DARKNESS?

Some areas have NOT seen power for over 48 hours.

Given this crazy HEAT, Nigerians now have to choose between BOILING ALIVE or buying petrol at CRAZY PRICES and foregoing dinner.

This is Tinubu's Nigeria.

Back to the gencos, estimated billing should be CRIMINALIZED!

It's MADNESS to give a 3-bedroom house 4 hours of power in every 24-hr cycle and then slam them with an electricity bill of #35K.

Fucking is a mystery. Nothing can stop it from happening.

This is nothing.

In fact, people will still Bleep in hell fire.

Things only a cumbucket would say.

Send that bitch packing NOW!

Life is too hard and too short to live with someone that torments you endlessly.

Plus, it's better for your kids to grow in a broken home where their father has peace of mind and is able to share that peace with them THAN to grow up in a TOXIC home where their father is a big PUSSY and their mother is a full-fledged DEMON.

ALSO, stop changing your mind just because people beg you. They are NOT living with the demon, you are.

This is the kind of statement that you are FREE to think but should NEVER speak.

This guy has a machine-gun mouth. Not a good trait in a leader.

Might be fine for online trolls like Onanuga, but not for someone who wants to be governor.

No Nigerian can be trusted.

Every Nigerian is a criminal. If you know a honest Nigerian, you DON'T! You just haven't discovered his niche in the crime industry yet.

Sorry about your ordeal.

Trust no one in this country.

Kobicove:
Did you even read the story?

I hope you know she's not the one who actually committed the crime

She pardoned someone who KNEW that children were being sexually abused and covered it up.

Why would any sane, non-pedophile person give a presidential pardon to someone who committed such a heinous crime?

Big if true.

She has the face of a pedophile herself.

She get time.

Dictate the notes and geddifok!

Or make photocopies and sell it to them. Be sure to call it handouts , though. These secondary school kids looove to feel mature.

It's time for GWR to ban Africans.

Telling Nigerian girls to avoid multiple sexual partners is like telling Nigerian politicians NOT to loot.

It's a waste of time.

These idiots need to shut up and read their books.

To begin with, most of the people making threats against Nwabali are jobless social media miscreants who'll NEVER meet him face to face.

Anyone of them who's lucky enough to meet him would quickly realize the virtue of "mechionu" because Nwabali is a 6'4" giant.

Do nonsense and receive premium violence.

Finally, there are probably more Nigerians with businesses in South Africa than South Africans with businesses in Nigeria.

So, NANS needs to shut up!

If my partner cheated, she's no longer my partner.

Demons at it again.

You committed a crime. Rather than pay for your crimes, you committed an even BIGGER crime.

Nigerians need a comprehensive tutorial on how to be humans.

A couple of days ago, a post made it to front-page asking what is better than sex. This post is an answer to that.

Here's a list of 10 things that can bring you more pleasure than sex:

1. FOOD

Most people in Nigeria don't know this because we ONLY eat to SURVIVE in this country but food can be extremely pleasurable.

You'll taste some foods and flavours will burst in your mouth like you're eating a rainbow. First you'll taste each flavour, then you'll taste the harmony they create.

Eating a good food is like being under the anointing, you'll not know when you'll start speaking in tongues.

Food = orgasms that leaves you feeling filled.

2. PEACE OF MIND

When you have genuine peace of mind, nothing else matters. All the troubles of life do not faze you.

Having peace of mind feels like you have a solid ball of light in your chest. A ball that is unbreakable and unshakeable.

The moment you start losing your peace of mind, you'll feel small pieces of that ball breaking off and bouncing around in your chest.

Lose your peace of mind and you'll feel that ball in millions of pieces all bouncing around frantically in your chest.

Peace of mind is a sweet feeling that sex can NEVER replicate.

3. EXTREME COMPETENCE

By extreme competence, I mean being the indisputable champion at what you do. What you do doesn't even matter, as long as you are the best at it.

When people are stunted by a problem and they can only think "if only X was around, he'd fix this problem in 5 minutes."

That feeling of being the solution man/woman and knowing it is better than having sex while on drugs.

I mean, they could wake you up at 3 AM and you'll still be able to solve the most difficult problem in your field.

Or...

You could be dropped on an Island where you don't speak the language and you'll still be able to deliver.

Extreme competence is so powerful that people who witness it partake in a communal orgasm.

Football fans can attest to this.

4. EARNING IN DOLLARS WHILE LIVING IN NIGERIA

Earning in dollars while living in Nigeria is like playing a game where you have the cheat codes.

As the exchange rate plummets, you just watch your salary or income increase. The exchange rate gets worse but your money gets better.

When people complain about the Forex crisis, you just chime in so you'll not look like an asshole.

5. CATCHING YOUR HOLY NEIGHBOUR FORNICATING

This feeling is something else.

Sex does not come close to that feeling when you catch your prayer warrior neighbour who has been disturbing you with unsolicited sermons in a brothel or just driving at an ass like he's trying to drive out demons.

You don't even need to tell him that you know. You just listen to his sermons with big smile on your face.

That feeling!


6. GETTING A SURPRISE GIFT

On birthdays, anniversaries, graduations and other celebrations; gifts are expected. It gets worse because some of the gifts may even disappoint you.

But when you get a gift out of nowhere and when you're definitely NOT expecting it, your face lights up like a christmas tree. You'll feel good about yourself.

7. LISTENING TO GREGORIAN'S VIVA LA VIDA ALONE IN A DARK ROOM WITH A GOOD SOUND SYSTEM

All I can say is don't try this at home.

The feeling is like feeling your soul lifted out of your body and dropped on another plane of existence.

Your mind will expand and you'll marvel that humans could create such a masterpiece. You'll feel the need to contribute to humanity.

Sex is nothing compared to this.

8. HAVING A GOOD CONNECTION WITH A STRANGER YOU JUST MET

When you meet a stranger and you connect so deeply with them it feels like you've known them forever.

You'll talk and talk for hours and you'll still not run out of things to say to each other.

This feeling is even more pure when you are NOT usually a talkative or social person.

And it gets even more sublime when you factor in the factor in the fact that it can be between two people of the same sex with no ulterior motives.

9. MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH

It's a powerful feeling when you make people laugh. Especially in Nigeria where everyone is angry and frustrated ALL THE TIME.

That feeling when you elicit a genuine, sudden and involuntary laughter from someone for something you did or said is something that sex does NOT come close to.

It's like you made that happen. You went to battle with Nigeria and you won.

10. FIRST LOVE

Ooh lah lah! This feeling is on another level entirely!

You come innocent and unguarded into a new love relationship. You love them "to the moon and back" and they love you so much they say you are "the pillar of their life".

This feeling has you walking on clouds all day, everyday. Your feet does not touch the ground.

Your day brightens up when you hear their voice. Everything is right in the world when you just hold their hands.

Also, they can make your week by just saying these 3 words "I love you".

This feeling is even more INTENSE because you know you do the same thing for them that they do for you.

Oh! The butterflies and electricities! That feeling!

No other feeling even comes close. Sex is NOTHING compared to it. It's no surprise that nobody forgets their first love. Ever!