₦airaland Forum

"VAT in Nigeria is very low. It is five per cent for everything which does not allow for proper generation of revenue.”

Have correct information before you bitch about it in public. VAT rate in Nigeria is 7.5%

Also any Nigerian that can get away with NOT paying taxes, should do. Everything would be embezzled in addition to the oil revenue.

You should not be responsible for financing Ned Nwoko's next 18-year old bride.

Why is this terrorist not in jail?

This is what happens when illiterates get a hold of your business plan. They fuuuck things up.

The National Budget of Nigeria is #28 TRILLION. These idiots are asking almost DOUBLE of that.

By the way, the problem of kidnapping in Nigeria can be solved in a few weeks.

Just capture one or two of the kidnappers. Give them an expedited kangaroo trial and sentence then to death. Not by hanging. That's too nice.

Get TV and radio stations to broadcast it in Hausa and Fulani so that the criminals will understand.

Then have them killed on air execution style. The criminals on their knees and the exceecutioners standing behind them.

Use a high caliber rifle with a big bullet to make sure their brain splatter the camera nicely.

Announce, again in Hausa and Fulani, that this is the new normal.

These catastrophic and avoidable loss of MULTIPLE lives on a daily basis now seem normal.

7 people murdered and many of the injured will still die because of inadequate healthcare and the government of the day will continue to act like it's not a big deal.

For instance, the reaction of the Police to the situation is laughable. People were murdered and they were deployed to the community to "restore law and order".

Funny!

They should HUNT down the terrorists and make bullets rain down upon them like the Holy Ghost.

Nigeria needs to be TOUGHER on crimes!

The results would be outstanding. Nigeria would be safer and the economy would boom. Insecurity is killing people and killing the economy at the same time.

Tinubu needs to deal with it.

Yet you'll see them hauling big Bibles to church on Sundays and dragging long Tesbihs to mosque on Fridays.

Nigerians are EVIL. I cannot say this enough. That's why it's best to do your best NEVER to deal with them. Or at the very least, have minimal interactions with them.

For instance in the case of Noodles, save up and buy in bulk directly from the factory. Same with pure water.

With the way Nigerians are obsessed with God and religion, one would think they are fit to give Jesus and Mohammed lessons on holiness. Instead, the devil looks to them for inspiration on how to be wicked.

Why would any sane man want to stop masturbation?

It's sex but better because you don't have to deal with a leech.

Useless associations springing up everywhere.

Come back to Nigeria to protest. Don't disturb another country with your problems.

Papal blunder!

Every so-called "man of God" conceal the shallowness of their thinking behind the fact that their words are never questioned.

Query a clergy and watch them fumble and tumble.

First he says "when you see that you're defeated and things are not going well, you have to have the courage to negotiate."

Then he releases a statement saying he's not talking about surrender after being called out.

Integrity is dead. Even in the church. Pastors sound like politicians. And the Pope is not exempt.

This is the brand of parenting that is unique to single mothers.

They fuuuck around and turn around to raise a menace to society.

Someone is eager to get lynched.

You live in a society brainwashed by a religion that sees women as an abomination that needs to be covered from head to toe and you said Bleep that religion because of Twitter likes.

Wear your best burqa, bitch. Time to get lynched.

Because God could see the future and wanted Adam and Eve to eat it so he could have an excuse to punish an ENTIRE species of creation for the gluttony of 2 people.

A real nice guy!

Weak move!

That is telling the owners that there will be no consequences for their negative behaviours. You can take actions that'll hurt the entire country and NOTHING will happen to you. That there is no consequences for doing somethin in illegal in Nigeria.

Weak!

We coddle criminals in Nigeria and that's why we have epidemic of crimes. Everybody is looking to commit crimes because nobody is punishing them.

Imagine removing 120 truckloads of food from a starving nation and still getting a pat on the back for your sabotage.

What would have been better instead is to take the food to the market and sell them at fair market prices and give the proceeds to sensible and conscientious farmers. Not these criminals.

Religion is a more organised CULT.

That's why they never let you leave. They fill your head with the same thing day in, day out until you are brainwashed.

Fact is, critical thinking is hard. Religion gradually chips away at it until your critical thinking ability is TOTALLY eroded.

Then rather than think for yourself, you jump to the easy answers provided by your religion. No matter how absurd the answers are.

The only thing that can truly open the mind of an average religious person is a JARRING event. Like seeing your wife on her knees. Not praying but blowing your Pastor like a birthday balloon.

Dude said it's impossible.

In this same country where rats and snakes have swallowed millions of Naira.

Dey play.

No, it's not.

#3 Trillion magically got added to the budget. This is a level of padding that only a crook like Tinubu could make possible.

It's not like the original #25 Trillion had no provision for embezzlement.

Find a gun.
Find my way to Abuja.
Make Nigerians smile again.

"You cannot do this kind of job in your country, it can only happen in Africa. You can’t collect our money and be misbehaving like this. It is a big shame, look at how people are suffering everywhere and we should be happy clapping for you."

Nice one from Umahi.

They construct roads in their countries that last decades then come to Nigeria to build abominations that start cracking before the tar hardens.

Umahi should deal with them and the criminals that collect bribes from them.

All the women in the pictures are old or ugly or old and ugly. That's why they are seeking empowerment from the government.

Otherwise, they'd be getting their empowerment from chumps that call themselves men.

Surprise! Dude probably thought his wife was different from other women. Hence, the jarring effect of her infidelity.

Men need to stop marrying Nigerian women. Do like Moses Bliss. If that's not an option available to you at the moment, just put your marriage plans on hold.

Otherwise, the shock of seeing a strange man digging into your wife's pussy like someone prospecting for crude oil would send you to an early grave like this man.

Also, someone should advise the family to do a DNA test on all the 4 kids. Chances are at least 2 of them do not belong to the dead them.

VeryWickedMan:
You are the bitch in the relationship.
Just bend over and let her Bleep you.

OP, take this advice and buy yourself some lubes.

In Nigeria, 20% of our problem is from bad leaders. The remaining 80% is from fellow Nigerians.

Take my experience at a Teaching Hospital last year.

Around the first week of December, I was a little unwell. Took myself to the Teaching Hospital in question. Got there and met 3 nurses at the reception. Was asked a few questions in order to open a file and get a hospital card.

Before I knew it the nurse attending to me whipped out a big carton and told me to "do Christmas for us". Another nurse remarked that my file would never get to a doctor if I don't tip them.

I was shocked!

Imagine extorting money from sick and helpless people. Some of whom will receive news that they are sick with illnesses that'll cost them a fortune to treat. Or that they were going to die.

My heart broke that day. I wanted to pick up the carton and slam it into the fat heads of the corrupt criminals masquerading as nurses that day. But my strength failed me.

If you think Nigerian Politicians are wicked, just know that Nigerians make them look like Gandhi.

To know Nigerians is to hate Nigerians.

Nigerian lives mean nothing right now.

Imagine 280+ kids were kidnapped this week and it's business as usual. Everyone is acting like it's a normal thing.

Also, no politician has said anything or done anything about it. But if were celebrity or rich person, they'd be falling over eachother to send their meaningless commiserations.

Life should be more sacred. Even Nigerian lives.

Economics.

The teacher comes to class with 3 mobile whiteboards and still uses the one in the class.

So where are the bags now?

Someone should inform US, UK and the rest that this is not an endorsement of Russia's actions.

We are just really poor. Our politicians will take aides from the devil himself it it's available.

Punch should be SANCTIONED for failing to disclose that this hit piece is a SPONSORED post.

Imagine the nonsense!

280+ kids were kidnapped just this week in the country of the Chairman of ECOWAS. Several public warehouses and private trucks were looted for food in the same country within the same week.

YET Punch is publishing a shitpiece about countries trying to get their shit together the best way they know how.

A shame!

Kobojunkie:
It seems this god of chosen targets people consumed by fears and anxieties — paranoid individuals — to sap his kind of glory from. Wetin be an everlasting mark from a mortal for crying out loud?

That church has a magnetic pull that is irresistible to EXTREMELY dumb folks.

The only woman smart and strong enough to lead a shithole like Nigeria is Ngozi Okonjo Iweala.

The rest of them should stick to sucking diiicks.

After listening to the counsels, Justice Taiwo convicted and sentenced Samson, Taiwo, Babatunde, Olamide Samson, Olamide and Ayokun to six months of community service each and Oluwadamilare to three months of community service.

No wonder there is a menace of these criminals and their ritualistic counterparts.

What manner of USELESSNESS is this?

These criminals scheme, deceive and dupe people of their money. Someone of their victims are geriatric retirees who had their retirement savings wiped out.

Plus, they damage our collective identity. They make it hell on earth for innocent and legit Nigerians to have genuine dealings with foreigners.

They sully our reputation as a people.

Yet this Judge is letting them go scot free on community service and less than a $100 fine.

Churchgoers will tell you that sleeping and waking up is a miracle.

Forgetting that demons like Nigerian politicians also sleep and wake up.