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Romance › Re: Moses Bliss Did Not See Any Nigerian Lady In His Church Or Around Him To Marry by Namaster: 9:42pm On Jan 25, 2024
Reality is men who have the option NEVER choose to date/marry a Nigerian girl.
Romance › Re: Jesse Jane And Boyfriend, Brett Hasenmueller Dead After Suspected Overdose by Namaster: 9:30pm On Jan 25, 2024
People in serious relationships with pornstars remind me of rough meat.

Specifically, imagine a tough meat that someone has chewed on with all the violence his jaws can muster. After chewing for 8 minutes, he drops it on an empty plate.

Another man comes along, picks up the chewed up meat and proceeds to mangle it further. Then, he drops it on another empty plate.

Then another man picks it up. And the cycle continues until finally a SIMPLE man comes along. Picks up the violently abused blob of tissue that bears no resemblance to meat. Neither does it taste like one. In fact, it's so tasteless that a sheet of cardboard is a caviar compared to it.

YET this man picks it up and say to it "you are the fairest of them all" and proceeds to treat it like royalty.

The simple man makes it the main course of his dish.

That's what men who date or marry pornstars look like to me.
Romance › Re: Relationship Wahala. by Namaster: 5:50pm On Jan 25, 2024
She's experiencing the high of her service year. All women who go for service do. And they ALL Bleep around during their service.

But she's going to come begging when the HANGOVER hits her like a tsunami after the service.

DON'T TAKE THE BIIITCH BACK.

Meantime, add her to the list of people that are dead to you. No communication whatsoever. Let it sink in that you're DONE.

GIrl could not even be bothered to hide her infidelity. ZERO respect.
Politics › Re: Governor Abdulrazaq Visits Released Nabeeha's Family Members In Abuja by Namaster: 11:07am On Jan 25, 2024
A foolish attempt to score political points.

Children were captured and the doofus did NOTHING. Didn't even pay the ransom.

Now, he's talking about patriotism.

If I were Nabeesha's father, this would be the governor's LAST visit. To anywhere.


ALSO, he's talking about "trusting" security agents to fish out the kidnappers.

Is it the same USELESS security agents that were doing photoshoots with the girls as if they rescued them JUST because they provided ESCORT service.

Useless people. All of them.
Politics › Re: Rivers Crisis: Fubara’s Loyalists Face Terrorism Charges In Abuja Court by Namaster: 9:23am On Jan 25, 2024
Terrorism charges? grin

Does that mean they'll be cuddled and released after 1 year?
Crime › Re: Prosper Beyond Moore Defrauds Nigerian-Americans Of $1.4 Million In The US by Namaster: 9:08am On Jan 25, 2024
Morons will be Morons no matter where they go.

Imagine Nigerians still falling prey to PASTORS and PONZI SCHEMES in a country that works.

Nigerians are dumb and greedy. Makes them into a herd of FAT and docile sheep ready to be fleeced.

Up to 50% profit in a month which means ALMOST 600% profit per annum.

The morons are just begging to be fleeced.
Politics › Re: Court Withholds Ex-Governor Obiano’s Passport by Namaster: 7:07am On Jan 25, 2024
dfrost:
Because they are not normal. They are mad men.
Imagine how much they have damaged this country when my Brain is telling me that "it's just ORDINARY 4 Billion".
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mandela's ID To Be Auctioned For N67m Amidst Public Outcry & Family Feud by Namaster: 7:02am On Jan 25, 2024
The daughter is a DUMB bastard.

Imagine auctioning of Mandela's belongings IN the US so that a region in rural Africa will benefit from Tourism.

Dumb girl!
Family › Re: If Your Grandma Slaps Your Mum In Your Presence What Will You Do? by Namaster: 6:48pm On Jan 24, 2024
Run before e reach my side. grin
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie's New Church: True Salvation Ministry - TSM (Photo) by Namaster: 5:12pm On Jan 24, 2024
I knew this dude was getting ready to fleece gullible Nigerians when he wrote about how miraculous it was for him to survive a car crash without any scratches.
Politics › Re: Inflation To Fall In 2024 — CBN Governor, Cardoso by Namaster: 3:23pm On Jan 24, 2024
Idiot thinks ALL Nigerians are idiots.

What EXACTLY are the "inflation-targeting policies" he's referring to?

Anybody with commonsense knows this is NONSENSE.

Inflation is NOT going to fall. Even if the nominal wuruwuru calculations show a reduced inflation rate, it would be a LIE.

Basic concept of inflation is too MUCH money chasing too FEW goods.

Farmers CANNOT enter their farms to produce goods because of BANDITS. Which means fewer goods would make it to the market.

In other words, the hungry population would be left to battle for the little that do make it to the market, hence INFLATION.

FOR IMPORTED GOODS:

Too FEW dollars available for so MUCH Naira.

So importers would have to pay MORE to get their dollars which translates to HIGHER purchase prices that would be transferred to the final consumers.

Hence, INFLATION!

So WTF is Cardoso talking about?
Politics › Re: FG To Sell Five Power Plants For $1 Billiom by Namaster: 3:17pm On Jan 24, 2024
These criminals keep selling out Nigerians in the name of privatization. They embezzle the proceeds and leave Nigerians to deal with the fallout.

Privatization does NOT work in Nigeria.

They sold NEPA, power supply got worse but more EXPENSIVE. They sold NNPC, now petrol is gold.

Privatization is a criminal undertaking in Nigeria. It should be ILLEGAL.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jumps To His Death In Malaysian Police Raid (Pic/Video) by Namaster: 1:18pm On Jan 24, 2024
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Jumped or pushed?
He was killed.
Family › Re: Should I Be Concerned About Marrying A 39yrs Old Woman? by Namaster:
Are you INSANE?

You want to marry a 40-year old Nigerian woman who'll have the upper hand in the marriage?

She's in a gynocentric society and has citizenship while you do NOT. She'll control and manipulate you however she wants and you'll just have to suck it up!

PLUS at 40 years old, this woman has had at least 3 home-made abortions. Her age plus abortions means her ability to carry a child to term is EXTREMELY low.

She knows this. That's why she has refused to try for a child when her biological clock is already DEAD and waiting to be buried.

Most women her age would be eager to get pregnant and have their own child. The fact that she's insisting on marriage FIRST is telling.

She wants a guarantee that she'll NOT die alone. That you'll NOT run away if she's barren. That's why she's insisting on marriage.

She wants your companionship and doesn't care about what YOU want.

In short:

Go ahead with the marriage if you don't mind being controlled, manipulated and NEVER having children.

By the way when people talk about marrying for green card, they are NOT talking about Nigerian women.
Family › Re: My Wife Got Me Arrested by Namaster: 11:54am On Jan 24, 2024
You physically assaulted a grown adult, what did you expect?
Crime › Re: Police Vow To Go After LGBTQ Community, Probe Members After Video Challenge by Namaster: 10:10am On Jan 24, 2024
Joke of a country!

Investigating who people choose to Bleep while releasing OVER 1000 terrorists into the country.

Nigeria is a bad joke!
Crime › Re: Update: Man Who Escaped Kidnappers Share Video Of His Friends In Captivity (vid) by Namaster: 5:43am On Jan 24, 2024
Nigerians are genuinely evil!

Imagine this idiot trying to exploit the little bit of empathy that remains within Nigeria for his pocket. The fool probably wouldn't do anything meaningful with the money, either.

YOU got a new video from the kidnappers AFTER you escaped from them? How?

If NOT that the country is lawless, this criminal would have been picked up and rotting in jail by now.

NOW, Nigerians would have to expend brainpower to determine whether a kidnapping is real or fake and then expend brainpower to determine whether they can afford to help.

Makes it a whole lot harder to help folks who need it.

Useless Yahoo boy thinks he's got a new format.
Family › Re: My Husband Of 10 Years Threw Me Out by Namaster: 5:30am On Jan 24, 2024
You married into a DEMONIC family. Added to that, your husband is EXTREMELY useless.

A man who REFUSES to protect his little kid when it's within his power to do so is WORTHLESS.

YOUR NEXT COURSE OF ACTION

1. Reach out to NGOs and humanitarian organizations in your state. Also, see if you can reach out to the Minister of Women Affairs in your state since your USELESS husband is basically abusing you for standing up for your daughter.

2. Get help to file for divorce ASAP.

3. Let the NGOs/Ministry know that you want to prosecute the case to the full extent of the law. It's possible that your DEMONIC in-laws and husband could be charged with accessory or something like that.

4. Call and record the criminals admitting the fact that they're trying to cover up the crime against your daughter or their knowledge of the crime.

5. Keep looking for job.

I detest people who hurt kids.
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Reject Marriage At Early 20s by Namaster: 3:18pm On Jan 23, 2024
Girls in their late teens and early twenties are at PEAK sexual market value. They are more attractive than a magnet.

EVERYBODY wants to Bleep them! Pastors, Lecturers, Uncles, Coursemates, Cousins, Rich men, Poor men, Fine men and Ugly men.

At the moment they're ready to settle down with a guy, a better man is around the corner lovebombing her.

They think it'll be that way forever. The smart ones use that time to get a nice rich man or men with potential to secure them for life. The greedy ones Bleep around and get paid for it.

Now how do you expect them to settle down when several men are writing poems and giving them expensive stuff.

Girls choosing to Bleep around and not settle down in their early twenties is not the problem. The FOOLISH men marrying these same girls in their mid to late thirties are the REAL problem.
Romance › Re: Help!! Simping Wan Finish Me by Namaster:
NEVER stop simping.

The Holy Book says:

Blessed are the simps for they shall inherit the damaged goods.

Simp away.
Family › Re: Lady Shares The Heartwarming Note Her Husband Left Her Before Leaving For Work. by Namaster: 2:59pm On Jan 23, 2024
Dude woke up early to shove his way through the depressing Lagos traffic to hustle for money.

Girl took her time lounging and having a good night rest. She's a stay-at-home Mom that has no job other than taking the kids to school.

But somehow, the girl wakes up to a note praising her and Naira notes to pamper herself while the dude woke up to Lagos conductors raining insults on his generation.

ALSO, the dude is acting like he doesn't deserve her. He shouldn't be surprised when he finds her sucking the black dick of his jobless neighbour.
Crime › Re: Husband Identifies Wife’s Beheaded Body In Yola Hotel by Namaster: 11:41am On Jan 20, 2024
Awkward.
Family › Re: Am I Being Paranoid? Please Help Me by Namaster: 8:13pm On Jan 19, 2024
Biglittlelois:
Know this tonight that insulting people to prove a point doesn't automatically make you intelligent, it makes you seem like a hooligan.
Shut up, bitch!
Crime › Re: “my Boss Promised Me $20 Million, House In America” – Man Who Donated Kidney by Namaster: 6:40pm On Jan 19, 2024
He promised you $20M and a good driving job. grin

A fool and his kidney are soon parted.
Family › Re: Am I Being Paranoid? Please Help Me by Namaster:
BlackfyreRebell:
What of a motherly influence? he just under 10.
The fact that he is being deceitful is what I dont understand. What if he takes him there and cut all communication with me? what if he fills his head with things he resent about me and I lose my son's love and affection?
You sound like a closeted demon.

A father is trying to guarantee a BETTER future for his kid and the only thing that crosses your mind is that he'd manipulate the kid against you?

Is that what you've been doing since the divorce?

You disgust me.

ALSO, the kid is still a MINOR. If you don't sign a consent form that states the kid is going to the European country to reunite with his father, what other explanation would you give for a 10-year old traveling across the ocean?

Realize this:

If you stop that kid from getting the citizenship of a country that works because of your own fear and insecurity, the kid will HATE you with an hatred that burns like a thousand suns when he becomes an adult.
Crime › Re: Just Relocated To The Village Cuz Of Hardship by Namaster: 6:21pm On Jan 19, 2024
ZekeYeager:
Nigeria has ALWAYS had the worst government because Nigeria is a disaster which is presided over by congenitally stupid people. It's only in Nigeria that the least qualified and most incompetent people occupy positions of power and important decision making.
The incompetence and lack of qualifications is not even the worst of it. It's the fact that Nigerians continue to elect CERTIFIED criminals and positively evil people into positions of authority.

That is the TRUE tragedy.

Incompetence can be fixed. Wickedness cannot.
Politics › Re: Video Of Army Female Personnel: Women Affairs Minister Visits Army Chief by Namaster: 6:15pm On Jan 19, 2024
Her intervention looks superficial and seems social media-motivated.

Why exactly is the lady being detained and left at the mercy of the same people being accused of sexual harassment?

An independent body should ALSO conduct an independent investigation alongside that of the Military Police.

For instance, She claimed that her salary was withheld YET the Military claims her salary was paid up to date. This fact should be verified by the Minister. It should be easy enough to confirm when she was paid when it was due or it was an ass-covering rush job that was backdated.

Either way, she should NOT be locked up by the Military. That's like locking up a goat in a Lion's den while the Lion's brother conducts an investigation into whether the Lion really tried to eat the goat.
Politics › Re: Indians Drives Nigerians Out Of African Food Stuff Business In Canada: Video by Namaster: 6:04pm On Jan 19, 2024
chigator2:
That is the thing, Organised Capital is a major force in business.

The earlier Africans understands this the better they stand to compete in the global business scene.

Organised capital is what happens when multiple investors and entrepreneurs galvanise their capital and business interest into one formidable business structure that builds up on their individual strengths, hides their individual weaknesses and works towards their common goal. Africans and Nigerians in extension have this "Solo Mission" mentality in business that is harmful in the long run especially when competing against deeper pockets. That is why we have several underdeveloped hospitals littered everywhere when all the directors of all the shrub hospitals would have merged capital to build a world class facility.

The Indians don't have this problem. Coming from a communal culture like Nigerians they use this to their advantage abroad. Indian families and communities abroad pool their resources together and form a business structure. Their capital can go towards any business that they agree upon and then they decide who among them or who should be appointed to be the face of the business. In this way, they set up pharmacies, shops, REITs, car wash, laundromats and other SMEs abroad with a capital base that is competitive enough.

I have not read anywhere sice this JAPA phenomenon emerged that Africans can pooling resources together to achieve something of scale and volume abroad, it is either how they are trying to make each other lose citizenship potential or sleeping with someone's wife. SMH
Smart take.

But the thing is if Nigerians do pool resources together, someone might stiff the rest. It's difficult for Nigerians to trust Nigerians.

Funny thing though is that Nigerians get offended when foreigners don't trust them.
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Brother's Response To Her Dating His Friend by Namaster: 5:59pm On Jan 19, 2024
Guy shouldn't be surprised that his sister already bleeped the dude.

You can ALWAYS count on women to disappoint you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin Dives Into Ice Frozen Lake To Celebrate Epiphany (Photos, Vids) by Namaster: 5:44pm On Jan 19, 2024
Love this guy.
Sports › Re: Giannis Antetokounmpo Unveils Igbo Learning Centre For Kids In Lagos by Namaster: 12:33pm On Jan 19, 2024
You can ALWAYS count on black people to be especially DUMB. It doesn't matter how wealthy or famous they get.

Imagine establishing an Igbo Language learning school IN Lagos. A language that kids probably ONLY speak at home where they'd already learn it anyway.

It's an EXTREMELY dumb initiative.

Kids don't need to learn a language that is NOT the official language of any country. A language that's spoken by only about 40/50 million people.

Rather, a talent scouting agency or coding school or even trade school would have been a better project.

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