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That's like HushPuppy probing Mompha.

The quickest way to generate revenue from NYSC is to SCRAP it.

It's a total money pit.

The cost of feeding THOUSANDS of people for 3 weeks alone is ASTRONOMICAL. Multiply that by the number of streams in a year then include the padded parts that are embezzled and you'll quickly realize the cost is UNGODLY.

Add in a personnel costs and the 33k/month allowance and you'd see it's an UNSUSTAINABLE and ABSOLUTE waste of money.

SCRAP NYSC and it'll automatically become a revenue-generating agency due to money saved.

Rape is EVIL.
Pedophilia is WORSE.
A gang of PEDOPHILE RAPIST is an abomination that should NOT be allowed to exist.

They should ALL be EXECUTED.

I will always say this:

Nigerians are demons!

Imagine the level of wickedness and greed that'll drive a human to sell drugs 8 years AFTER their expiration dates to another human.

Tricking sick people into taking substances that would further jeopardize their health.

Pure evil!

Attack helicopters that would be operated by terrorists absorbed into the Nigerian Military.

When Tinubu is done with Nigeria, oxygen would be sold in sachets like pure water.

My contribution:

99% of girls in white garment church are hookup girls.

Dude said the quickest way to get rich is through kidnapping people for ransom.

This issue of kidnapping in Nigeria is the most ridiculous THING I have ever read.

There are systems in place that should make kidnapping people and going scot-free totally IMPOSSIBLE.

For example, the phone number used to make the ransom demand can be traced EASILY thanks to linking with NIN.

Even if the number does not belong to the kidnapper, the owner of the number would be related to the kidnapper somehow.

It gets even easier if the idiots use a smartphone.

Also, Telcos can track the approximate vicinity of an active telephone line. The area a phone was located last time the line connected with a telco's service can be determined and security operatives could take it from there.

There are systems in place that would make it a child's play to track and apprehend these criminals. The only problem is the Nigerian government and its agencies have ZERO regard for Nigerian lives.

Also, these kidnappers and bandits are MORONS. Case in point is the group of foolish bandits showing off on TIKTOK. It would be child's play to hunt them down like animals.

Consider how fast the idiots who killed monarchs in Ekiti were tracked and picked up.

Nothing is wrong with married women.

It's the men who marry them that are INSANE.

Suspicious injury.

'Cause who's the full with enough power to injure a whole Fury but with no self control.

Impressive display of the "maternity instincts" that every woman has.

Tallesty1:
She got whatever disease she has from a Nigerian man.

The Nigerian man got it from a vacuum, right?

This thread is full of dumb people with good intentions.

First of all, consider the case of Innoson. Innoson was established in 2007 and its SUVs go for 22-32 million Naira.

In contrast, Toyota has been around since 1937. And you can get a Toyota Highlander 2008 at 12 million Naira.

That's half the price of Innoson's plus you get a trusted vehicle that ANY mechanic can fix.

ALSO, Innoson is a vehicle assembling company. It makes NOTHING. It brings in vehicles in pieces then assembles them and puts its logo on it. It's an IMPORT-DEPENDENT company like the rest of them.

Buying from Innoson does next to NOTHING for the Naira. So it makes NO economic sense to pay MORE for a vehicle that you're scared to take to most mechanics because of "patriotism".


NEXT is the issue of price. Nigerian manufacturers want to charge the same price as imported goods. That's INSANE when you consider the fact that most imported goods literally travelled across an OCEAN to get to Nigeria.

Yet, one manufacturer in Aba wants to charge as much for his goods as imported ones.

Nigeria has a population that is extremely PRICE-SENSITIVE. Fix a reasonable price for your goods as a local producer and see how you'll get rushed.

Finally, QUALITY is everything. Don't get me wrong here. Nigerians will compromise on quality in a heartbeat if the price justifies it. In fact, they'll compromise on quality EVEN if the price doesn't justify it. But ONLY to an extent.

But Nigerian producers will flood the market with shitty products at EXORBITANT prices. Then turn around to bitch about it when consumers choose quality foreign products at prices that can be justified.

For instance, consider the case of biscuits that someone mentioned.

Basic formula for Nigerian Biscuits = 1 part flour + 10,000 parts SUGAR + 3 parts ARTIFICIAL flavour

It's INEDIBLE! A supermarket that stocks them is begging to go bankrupt.

Key problem facing Nigerian producers is they offer EXTREMELY LOW quality goods at EXTREMELY HIGH prices.

There's a lot to be said on this issue but I'll stop here.

Sometimes, it feels like Tinubu and his minions are ACTIVELY trying to kill Nigerians.

Nigeria is a country that depends HEAVILY on import. From the rice they eat to the bend-down select they wear to the iPhones they use to oppress each other, ALL is thanks to importation.

With what's going on NOW, living is fast becoming UNAFFORDABLE for the average Nigerian.

And Tinubu seems to be more interested in "patchy-patchy economics" rather than fixing the HUGE mess he created.

To buy phones or cars in the next 3 months would require the savings of 3 generations.

The only thing working in Nigeria right now is the conspiracy of the ruling class to keep Nigerians enslaved and impoverished.

Other than that, NOTHING in Nigeria is working.

NEVER in your life fuuuck a Nigerian girl RAW.

It doesn't matter if she's Jesus' cousin or Mohammed's niece, ALWAYS use a condom!

That said, visit a hospital and explain your symptoms to a Doctor. He/she will suggest the best STD tests to take.

If you're lucky a round of antibiotics should set you right.

Every part of Nigeria is brimming with insecurity and Nigerians are afraid to step foot in a marketplace because it feels like the economy is choking them with the grip of a superman.

But...

Everything is fine because Nigeria qualified for the semi-finals.

Bunch of jokers!

Sack this idiot NOW!

This is why you should FEAR women.

This dude got gaslit so hard he's questioning himself.

Imagine a woman in a serious relationship with a responsible man asking to go spend the night with another man.

Incredible! Just imagine that kind of buffoonery!

It's also LAUGHABLE the bitch got offended that OP said he'd NEVER tolerate a cheating bitch no matter how long it takes to discover the infidelity.

OP, you are dealing with a witch. Run for your life.

She has demonstrated TWICE that she's going to cheat on you. And they say when people show you who they are, BELIEVE them.

She has shown you that she's a LovePeddler, believer her. Move on!

Getting offended because a potential spouse says they'll NEVER tolerate cheating is another level of BITCHERY! What an absolute piece of shit she is!

Run!

You told YOUR wife that you're NOT comfortable with her communications with another man. Rather than stop, she decides to HIDE her communication.

Obviously, your wife is fucking him. And she loves and respects him more than she loves and respects you.

You need to respect yourself and get a divorce ASAP. The issue is obviously giving you sleepless nights for you to create a thread about it first thing in the morning.

Reclaim your peace of mind and DIVORCE her.

Also, the idea that their relationship is platonic due to the nature of their chats is NONSENSE as the poster above has demonstrated.

They are FUCCCKKING.

Finally, take a look at the stats below about colleagues (applicable to ex colleagues,too). This is conservative too because it's a self-reporting stats.

Nothing.

Marriage is obsolete TODAY.

Any man who gets married NOW is going to be dealing with leftovers with damaged body. Plus, he'd have to compete with the plethora of dicks attached to her exes.

Also if you marry a virgin, she'd still cheat on you. A time would come when some strange man would activate the LovePeddler in her and she'd rationalize fucking him by saying "she got married too early and never had the chance to explore".

Best thing to do is to Bleep as many pussies as you want. And move on.

Funny thing is that the robot is just a mechanical equipment preprogrammed to do ONE thing. It's not powered by AI.

Wait until all these robots are powered by AI. Humanity would be enslaved.

You'd think smart people would understand the extent of danger posed by Artificial Intelligence. Buy NO, they are all chasing after how to exploit it to make more money.

By the time the advancements in AI is merged with advancements in Robotics, we'd have mechanical instruments that are FASTER, SMARTER and STRONGER than us.

Yet somehow, these people assume they would be able to contain and control it. I fear for the future of humans cz that's like rodents trying to control human beings.

Money marriage is a custom in which a girl child in the community is sold out to a man by her parents as a wife in exchange for money, food items, or to pay a debt.

Imagine making Child Trafficking a "custom" because of poverty.

Imagine being so poor that rather than paying off the debt you owe FairMoney, you decide to give them your little daughter.

Poor people should NOT be allowed to have children.

For fuuuck's sake, NOT another one!

Idiots should STOP having kids they cannot afford to take care of.

An 11-year old child has no business being a housemaid. That is child labour and it's illegal. The parents should be arrested. The witch who did this should be arrested too.

Finally, people need to understand that women's claim to "maternal instinct" is NONSENSE. They are have the devil in them.

Localemperor:
I had a meeting with them and called off the strike. What I do believe is this, theory x played it part today and it's natural.

See as you latched on to a nonsense theory to get an explanation that suits you. Are you forgetting that Theory Y is also a thing?

Fact is you bleeped up!

It sounds like you work in a factory and you were TOO eager to declare a TOTAL strike when the situation is something that could be fixed EASILY.

You are NOT a leader. You just occupy a leadership position.

A position you seem to exploit. You want management to jump at your say so. You want the employees to jump at your say so.

YET when shit hits the fan, your BLAMED your fellow workers claiming that they are lazy and unmotivated.

BTW with what happened this morning, MANAGEMENT knows you no longer have control over the workers. And the employees know you are a snake that does not have their backs.

In short, you are the BAD GUY.

#500 for Kiss Condom. #150 for bottled water.

Total is #650.

P.S. The water is for you.

Have you ever interacted with a single mom?

No amount of children in the world would make a man stay with them?

They have a repulsive personality.

You left you daughters with a known LovePeddler, don't be surprised when they grow up to be hookup girls.

Also, your daughters are not safe with a hoe who bleeps around with different men. There are tons of pedophiles out there and loose single mothers make an easy target.

First order of business:

Get in a car RIGHT NOW and go get your kids. Your kids should not be passed off to a granny for six months when you are still alive.

Go to her parents house with a frown that'll make even the devil wary to mess with you. Say nothing. Get your kids and get out.

Your right supercedes her parents' in this case.

ALSO, you need to stop acting like all the kids need is money. They need the stability, safety and security that a father brings. It lets them know they are protected.

If you're busy with work, get your own grandparents. Or get a Nanny along with NANNY CAMS.

Whatever you do, NEVER let a hoe raise your daughters ALONE.

P.S. Have you confirmed that they are YOUR kids?

The people who do this are EXTREMELY wicked and greedy.

They'll make substandard and HARMFUL products and sell it at the price of the original ones.

They exploit the goodwill of established companies to carry out their evil schemes. When people realize that FAKE products of trusted brands have infiltrated the market to the point of saturation, they avoid the products.

The manufacturer of the original ones suffer because of greedy criminals.

YET when company pack up and leave Nigeria, some IDIOOOTS would blame Tinubu.

Ordinary vitamin C, you'll get ones that taste like chalk and probably cause more harm in the body.

In fact, a Bill to EXECUTE criminals who produce FAKE products should be passed. More importantly, it should be diligently ENFORCED because this criminals are killing Nigerians one fake product at a time.

The punishment for rape in Nigeria is too lenient. And it seems Pedophilia is not even punished.

If men had sense, NO class of women would EVER get married.