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skentelelady:
I can feel your pain. You shouldn't have laid those curses. You should have just walk out and let God be the judge.

Most time we are pushed to this extent but we should try to control ourselves

I laid curses on someone many years and it manifested and he's still battling with it till now. I vowed never to do that again no matter how bad the case. Please ask God to forgive you and cancel the curses wholeheartedly

And have you bothered to release the person?

Dem take pointing swear for this guy?

BeautifulMind2:
I feel your pain and Jealous below is Agulu Lake and hotel, such doesn't exist in your state

Ignore those buffoons. Will like to visit with my family next year end. .what's the cost implication?

Jonas11:
Christmas culture is dying in Nigeria

Absolutely right. Remembered when we were kids. We will first eat all the neighbors different types of rice before eating ours. My dad prefers rice and stew, so will will eat jollof, friend rice, pepper soup with different types of meat before eating ours much later in the day
Then we will all set out in groups going from one relatives house to another, soliciting for give outs( cash).
All that is dead now

alfasexy:
see fear

Fear for what. I am avoiding back and forth wrangling. It is a complete waste of time

alfasexy:
If only you knew how useless that entity is.

May God have mercy on you and reveal himself to you.

Dont bother responding. We both hold tightly to our different position.

Okoroawusa:
May God be praised?

When you just read a report where christians are assassinating christians?

You guys are just wonderful...

My friend shut up!
What kind of warped logic is that?
Were the so called assassins caught? Was there any extraction of information that supports your deluded assertion. Was there any police briefing to that regard?
It might well be armed robbers or the dreaded kidnappers.
So many deluded specie on this forum

chukel:
which year are you in

Lol

post=85120913:
May this evil Boko Haram never end well.
This will never materialize.

May all the evil and corrupt politicians that brought this evil and satanic Boko Haram into our nation never end well in life.
Along with everyone that supports them.
Evil.and miserable end await them all.
They will never know peace all the remaining miserable years they have to live.

No be curse,
Na FACT.

Amen to your prayers o
The list surely includes major general buhari and the "technically-defeated crooner, lai mohammed.
Amen to your prayers once more.

The list also includes you too, since you are a supporter of those evil politicians.
Cc racoon

Racoon:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/buhari-faults-clampdown-on-boko-haram-members/amp/

Chairman, keep up the good work. I admire your political sagacity and record keeping ability.
You are the true patriot. Not like sarki and hellnues that are just deceiving their dumb self.

I go like know u personally

Bedwyr:
The US and the UK also are the same.

They host a lot of Japanese manufacturers, who assemble their cars there too, you know.

Don't mind them. Looking down on their own development. In the early 90s Nissan opened an assembly plant in UK and that's where the european spec of bluebird, sunny and primeras came from.

I am speechless. You dad reminds me of my friend's father that refused his children to touch his cars and when he died, i believe he would have turned in his grave the way the children 'sama' the cars.
It is dangerous for a man not to show his children the extent of his estate. If he dies, those properties are lost.
I just hope your popsman have a will.
That all i can say for now.

Just hustle tight and get ur own stuffs

If your mum can talk to him, she should make him see the danger of his action. But men like your dad hardly listen to their wives. If he goes to church, then his pastor/priest should speak to him. I wouldn't advice his brothers/family members do that. They make have interest.
I am saying this so that your dad's effort don't go to waste not because you should have your eyes on his properties. Get yours too.


Last word. If you are a man reading this and you have started acquiring properties, pls get s will done. It doesn't mean you are about to die. Dont wait until you are all grey. I have seen families thrown into turmoil as a result of this.
Also, get your next of kin issues settled in your banks. Those of you that, in the Heat of passion used your girlfriends as next of kin and you have kids now, go sort it out. Peace

Wow beautiful. I remember almost all of them. This is going back memory lane. Sometimes j used to hum that joy soap advert in my subconscious.
When we were small, my niece brought up one crazy theory. She said lux soap used to make someone lost while joy soap gives someone joy.
We started throwing away the lux soap until my parents, wondering why a new soap will be finished in the twinkling of an eye, decided to ask us the kids. And we told them.
So many lux soap were wasted

The good ol dayz

clarocuzioo:
Oga first and foremost theres nothing like critically looking into the matter, if you do you won't come up with this assertion.

Ever since this confused administration came in, it has been loan, loan tax and tax.


Firstly the heavy funds they borrowed in the first term, what did they do with it? There is total infrastructural decay all over the nation. Look at all the federal roads, they are in a mess.

They implemented TSA, telling us they are saving trillions of Naira everyday, they block the borders, customs said it generates over #80B daily ever since closesure of borders, they introduced duty stamp, introduced collection of #50 for every POS transaction, now increased Vat from 5 to 7.5%
Collection of #10k for every deposit or withdrawal above #500k, taxing everything taxable.

Increase petrol from #85 to #145, dollar move from #180 to #360 today.

Recovered billions from corrupt politicians and public office holders, even from Abacha loot.

Yet he has absolutely nothing to show for it.

No sensible society will continue like this because it is simply a highway to disaster.

God bless you bro. Please speak up let that imp called aufbauh hears

IAmStrange:
I have come to notice that most times when human beings fall in love, we lose our willpower. People mistake it for sense - meaning we lose our sense but it's not true in many cases.

The person who is in love can actually have His sense intact and functioning and in every event, he knows the right thing to do... But he just doesn't do it because he has lost his willpower and his resolve has become weak so he runs around seeking advice from people so that their comments can serve as a sort of motivation to carry on with what he already thinks or knows he should do.

Secondly, you were saying he loves you to a fault. I don't want to dispute that. But I want you to know that "love" is not the only thing to be considered when choosing a spouse. You must not - I repeat - you must not marry someone JUST because he loves you. Love is not the only thing that guarantees happiness in a marriage.

There are more important things to be considered.

Do you really think those husbands that send their wives to the hospital after beating them thoroughly do not love their wives? in fact, they sometimes do that due to extreme love and protective jealousy for their wives?

Do you think all those men who womanize and cheat on their wives do not love their wives? In fact, in many cases, they do love their wives and give her all respect and love she deserves and would never allow any man come near her. Yet, they are serious cheats!!!

You are going to live with the character of your man and the character of your man is one of the major factors that will determine if he will make a good husband, father, in law to your people and if he will make a good "head of the family".

So cancel out that idea that "he loves me to a fault" if you think that that's enough for you to give in to him.

It's better for you to marry someone who loves you averagely and he treats you like the "queen" you are than get married to someone who "loves you to a fault" and he treats you like you are "serving a sentence as a prisoner" in his house.

Then thirdly, I want you to know that, that man has serious issues and if I were you, I will flee from entering into a marriage with such a person.

Please open your mind - that guy is going to cage you. He's probably going to make your life miserable.

- He has anger issues.
- He has trust issues
- He is uncultured (calling your sister a prostitute and hurling insults at you)
- He is a wife beater
- he jumps to stupid conclusions hastily (calling you a prostitute and going to the extent of taking your pictures)
- He checks your phone and wrongly accuses you of different things
- His jealousy is overboard

Believe me, A man who has all the above will probably make life miserable for you.

He may be the kind of man that will make you sit at home and cut you off the world. Then he maltreats you and doesn't take care of you, making you age faster and weaker as time goes on. Then he will be giving outsiders the impression that he is taking care of you and when you try to complain, they listen to him and not you.

And when you now start looking miserable, he ends up cheating on you with more beautiful girls out there while he leaves you at home to your misery.

There are men like this out there - that guy may be one.

So I advise you to flee from him. Do not listen to anyone. Don't let anyone pressure you into accepting him. They are not the ones to bear the pain and when you die and they get to know the true story, they will still blame you for accepting him.

That's life!

Then, please, do not also think low of yourself and pressure yourself into accepting him just because single men are not coming or because of your age.

Marrisge is a beAutiful thing but that's only when it's with the right person.

Being happily single is better than being miserably married

If you listen to the stories of many married women out there, you will thank your Lord and consider your single status a blessing, thanking God for saving you from what those married women have experienced.

I don't know your age but I think you are probably "not too old" yet.

Please, think positively of your God, yourself and aim for good.

Leave that man and after you have done that, pray to your Lord to bring you a good man you can settle down with.

And while you are still waiting, please be patient and understand that our major purpose on earth is to serve God. That's the major and true success.

Being single doesn't mean that you are a failure, don't let society pressure you into believing that.

The one who is married doesn't necessarily have more superiority in the eyes of God than the single one. The level of superiority is measured by how much you are close to God, how much of righteousness you achieve on earth and how much you do things that matter to the whole world - things that affect people positively.

Being single may turn out to be a blessing on its own. I know some people who went to very great heights of which it would have been difficult to achieve if they got married. What matters is your happiness, your wellbeing and how much your Creator is pleased with you.

So pray to your Lord and hope for good and be positive that he will send you a good man. But while you are waiting, try to do other meaningful things in your life that will bring you happiness.

Don't settle for a bad man who will make your life miserable.


May God soften your heart and grant you your desires.

dannyla

Dannyla. Here is the summary of the whole thing. I have nothing more to say. Its well with ur soul

Empty promises

momove4real25:
let me go and tell God one of his angel has misbehaved

Which of him angel pls

francis5051:
Reducing her phone brightness to zero then told her that her fone screen was bad will be needing 20k to fix it..

Lord have mercy

bluefilm:
Chai.

Bros you can lie for afrika!!!

In case you don't know, this Stone and Cozen story has been in existence even before your father was born...

Well i don't need to prove sh*t to u. I am not disputing your point cos i know the story exist but the person in question actually used it and it worked. His father wasn't literate though

Simplyleo:
He is Inept tyrant, he is clueless, he is illiterate, he is skeleton, he is archaic, he a sadist and all what have you. He remains the president and enjoys all the privileges of a president. And it will remain so till 2023. Funny enough, there is absolutely nothing you can do other than gluing to nairaland typing nonsense and be getting likes & shares which are very inconsequential.

I thought the unemployment is in the range of trillions though.

I am glad he doesn't know you too. I dont support him and i dont get anything/recognition. You stake your life for him and he doesn't even know you exist. Hunger still dey hammer you

Dont bother to mention me. This is a rhetoric submission, it doesn't need a response

Cc: sarkinyarki , racoon.

I cant really remember anyone i used on my dad but i remembered the one our landlord's son used on his father when i was in still in secondary school. The dude just gained admission then. There was a biology book authored by stone and cozen. Dude went and told his dad that he wants to buy two books one named stone and the other named cozen. ( in reality it is just one single text) but he collected double fund for an imaginary book.

Anyway i scammed my aunty then that i had accomodation problem and will be thrown out of my hostel. Sist sent 25k(big sum then) and i use the money arrange my house. How she didnt confirm from my parents still baffles me. I bought a small 14 inch trinitron Sony TV and those small VCD players with speaker at the side and plenty disco lights in the front. (those were the days of vcd players and nokia 3310)
I was seen as a big boy then in my lodge as my house was pimped over night with luxury now those things are trash

Glad you made up with your dad. No matter what, the are the beginning of you.
One thing you will note later, as you begin to grow old, you discover that you are beginning to become them( you act, think and may even look like your dad)
Looking at myself today, i am startled how so much i resembled my father. In action, thought pattern, looks and even poise.
My son has even started surprising me too

victorVIC1:
Thanks man. You've made my day.

I intend getting one this month. Any guide on how to recognize the American spec?

The headlamp and the rear light.
Pic 1: us spec
Pic 2: Asia pacific

nurey:
if you don't take care of the gear well it will parkup. The steering too must be taken care of, it is fragile when you use palmoil.

Other than that I used a 06 bought brand-new for 13years and I did buy it in a heart beat and I never experienced the leg pull syndrome

I am going for a accord 05 soon.
I will always use the correct transmission oil. I know Honda hates abuse. I know the 03 was plagued with transmission issues. But it was corrected/ better in 05

bestofibkpumpn:
Stay off this car especially the 9ja used, for a beginner I will advice you stay off Honda of this kind and go for other makers

My advice for you

Can you tell me what's wrong with the above-mentioned Honda?
Pls give technical details and not some hearsay. I am waiting

Cc: hondajosh
Make i also call my oga: nurey

victorVIC1:
I noticed you placed emphasis on 03/05 model of Honda Civic. I intend getting either a 2007/2008 model. What's your take?

Better. Leave the 06 model. 07/08 better.
That car is sweet.
Awesome design and image.(aerodynamic design)
Very posh look. Riding in that gives you a posh appearance and the funny thing id that it isn't really expensive.
Great fuel consumption.
Adequate power.
Good engine.
Lovely interior with the double deckered dashboard and digital odometer.
My only concern is the ground clearance. Car is a bit too low. But i have seen a few that have been raised. It might alter the CG( center of gravity) of the car.
Nice ride any day. A favorite pick for me. This and the accord 05-07

Go for the american spec

woodrow:
Your friend bought the wrong car. Eve if you buy a wrong rolls royce, I wld think rolls royce is the problem.

Check this moniker 'Chelseafan'. See how he enjoyed his golf 4

The golf four has a complex electrical system with several sensors. Most European cars are that way. The average 02 European car has more electrical gizmo than your Japanese brand. An 03 Volvo s60 has more features than your Camry 08 model. This might make Your average Nigerian Mech to be confused to high heaven and instead of telling you so, they resort to trial and error thereby damaging ur car.
If you are not a good diy guy, then leave the golf 4. You will need a good diy skill and a competent scanner to handle that sweet ride

Cc: mires

tellsblinks:
Thank you for your feedback she is a teacher, close to retiree, she stays in ph

OK. Go with nurey's advice. Go for a clean Honda civic 03-05 models. Try and get the 04/05 models. Better transmission. I saw a lot of them in port harcourt yesterday and the day before when i came around. Ph also got good road network compare to owerri. Get a good one and enjoy peace of mind.
Very affordable and cheap parts
Excellent fuel consumption.-26/36 mpg city and highway.
Durable engine( guess it came with the k series engine. Honda are know for building bullet prove engines)
The car is not a thief magnet
Can seat the 5 of you comfortably.

Run away from people telling you to get KIA and pilot SUV. Parts and repairs can be costly.
Last caution: be very careful here on how you transact business here. Before your money enter voicemail. If you need suggestions on who to trust, shoot me a pm. Mind you, i am no car dealer or importer.
Good luck

Honda civic no dey get k leg so no fear.
For me personally, i will get a Honda accord o5/06

rentAcock:
While in the operating room, where does he even begin the surgery? Like if someone comes in for a hernia repair surgery for example, does he pick up a scalpel and start cutting through the abdomen or what? This doesn't even make an ounce of sense. Did he really think he could get away with it? Did the nurses and other members of the medical team not notice that this quack doctor had no clue what he was doing? It's one thing faking credentials for a bank job, its another thing entirely posing as a fake doctor and possibly killing people. This guy must be a psych patient and needs psych evaluation.

It will surprise you to know that there re some who have become adept to medical practice after hanging around doctors and hospitals for years.
Many years back, i know of one guy who everyone called doctor. He was assisting a medical doctor. He became so good that maternity homes and clinics were inviting him to come and do caeserian section and to stitch up women who had tears in their privates after labor.
I even thought he was a doc until he began to fall out with my medical doc friend who eventually opened up to me that the guy is fake. Why he kept quiet is still a mystery to me.
Long story short, fake doc branched out and opened his own hospital using other oeope's certificate for registration.
Last i heard of him, he closed shop after absndoning his wife and hooking up with one karishika who drained the living day light out of him

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