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Reno na big case

Expect bashings , and show us your wife picture or we won’t believe it gang soon .

At least he has stopped trending with buhari and apc matter , now he is trending with Nigerian feminist gang , first was agbani , toke , now genevieve .

This guy and ffk dey use the same format sha , because ffk don also relax from buhari and Donald trump , na egyptian mummy he dey use trend now

Is there no written agreement between you and the bank before you gave out the property for rent , call your lawyer to advice you on the way to go , nor be nairaland wey weed crackhead full , call your lawyer before you make the same silly mistake I made some years back

Is there no written agreement between you and the bank before you gave out the property for rent , call your lawyer to advice you on the way to go , nor be nairaland wey weed crackhead full , call your lawyer before you make the same silly mistake I make some years back

Na to decamp and play real politics like other politicians except he get plenty money and time to dey waste every election year , Tinubu and his supporters don hold Lagos for brokos .

Shuoooo see question oo

Even pastor righteousness go jump come down before the herbalist even make move to come down . Common sense , fear , and faith na three different things

Afonjizy and their quest for rituals


I wish there is something the government can do to eradicate this mentality from this people , a typical Yoruba man believes in consulting an oracle and involving in some rituals or charms , na normal mentality for south west , I know some will come and debunk this claims but it’s the truth , some churches and mosques in the west are not even helping matter , because most churches there are spiritual churches that does work for people , while most alfa’s are babalawo in disguise. This mentality needs to be eradicated ASAP

As a growing man you nor suppose carry relationship matter for head , no matter how committed you are to the relationship , if not na suicide or big pain go be your name . My last relationship pack up two months ago , she went away with most of my properties, arrested and intimidated me with sars yet I nor reason am , I move on quickly without even fighting for those properties, I just see am as her compensation for the duration she spent with me , na she loss last last

Shuooooo


This people never still stop this nonsense, I remember 2009 when them burn one gentle boy wey dey stay okurode urhobo , for deco road , just opposite plaza because dem shout thief for him head . Jungle justice go continue to claim innocent life , I know say crime dey increase on daily basis , but this is not the best way to handle situations . I nor dey gree stand near anywhere jungle justice dey take place sha , na so dem try burn one thief for akara junction for iyara one day but the guy escape with fire for him body , the next day the guy enter area with his men come begin point all the people wey him recognize wey join hands to burn am , na so dem shoot mama ochuko, shoot one vulcanizer guy wey donate tyre, nor be small thing happen for area that day

Ei! Buhari ,

When will you applaud him for taking care of boko haram , bandits , Fulani herdsmen and all the deadly kidnappers across the country, na peaceful protesters dey give you orgasm like this , was the army created for this , abi na you don reduce our reliable military to protest force ?

Forget sentiment, this guy sabi play politics sha , I just hope say the northern mafians in apc honor their agreement , because 2023 go shock many people since many of dem don begin form bad commandos

No no no no no


I’m not in support of this because the money won’t get to the people they budgeted it for , they will only give few Okada and taxi drivers then loot the rest , at the end of the day they will tell us trillions of naira was used whereas not up to 50 million was spent , na so dem use school feeding program and market money scam to loot billions of naira , please the government should focus on our dying economy and open our border so cost of living can go back as it were in the past , enough of this their scam support to the poor , we don tire , shuoooooooo

Ei! Brother wey Bleep up


If this situation was swapped, I know say the guy for pity date the babe just like kidwaya is doing to Erica now , girls nor get joy at all and they can never pity date you or just sorry give you pussy as consolation, that is why you have to allow a girl pick you or give you the first green light , supposing he follow Dorothy wey give am green light he for collect kpekus and he for still focus for the show , rather than giving his all to a girl that doesn’t want him , nor be to fine be the koko , but the manliness is what most hoes look out for in a man .

Real matterz

The same pidgin wey many of us nor dey proud of , but because vardy speak am now it don enter news , na inferiority complex dey affect us for Nigeria wey make us dish our pidgin and local dialect. Abeg let’s move to revive this sweet language GOD has given us , it’s our identity , na the only language the whole country fit understand and flow with without straining the ears .

Shuoooooo

I never see this niggars for road since the endsars protest ooo , in fact I don drive calabar to uyo road through odukpani to itu yesterday and I nor see any of this law enforcer for road aside some immigration officers and soldiers wey dey for corner . I nor even travel with license and my car papers don expire sef , road safety nor get mind to stop me sef , talk more of seizing my phone or arresting me

Real matterz,

Na two way thing , a guy’s trophy is his money , while a ladies trophy is her kpekus , when a guy don dagga shege commot for barney head ,that barney go see am as her loss if the guy wan leave her too, na so it still be if na the barney don chop the guy money in excess and she wan waka commot for the relationship, my advice to fellow niggars na to keep the spending on a minimal, nor spend Wetin you nor fit dash . I’ve spent millions on ladies but na wetin I fit actually dash out , so I nor really count am as loss when the relationship pack out , I dey invest money as I dey enjoy body

Shuooooooo

Why all of them wey be jobless politicians dey play golf this days , even buratai was also found playing golf yesterday despite the security challenges in the country, it’s obvious the problems in this country doesn’t affect this people , another heavy protest need to shake this country so that them go hear word

Shuoooooo


I will because he is better than most government officials we currently have , he is a team player , you can look at his record label and outside it for example , how he carries everyone along , he is the only artist I can compare with political personality like tinubu, he’s not a selfish guy and wants everyone around him to succeed

Bizideas25:
So Vega 100 is more powerful than trams?

No , even 50mg trams is more powerful than 200mg Vega , both have different effect on you , you will cum faster if you depend only on Vega , that is why you have to combine both to enjoy the fun , Vega makes you rock hard , while trams makes you last , I suggested 100mg because I don’t want you abusing the drugs anyhow

Real matterz

Vega to make you strong hard , tramadol to make
You last long , as a beginner I go advice you take 100mg of trams , also mix stout with any yoghurt so that your sperm go thick and you nor go quick come also

See this one oooooo

Guy wey wan make you baby mama go make you baby mama , na to deceive you say he wan marry you , pour sperm inside you and convince you to keep the child , why he changes his mind later on , you think say you wise pass chioma abi you wise pass Linda. Bad guys will put a ring on your finger , meet your family , then change their mind or give flimsy excuse why the marriage should be postpone just like chioma Rowland situation

Real matterz


Make everybody find their type , no girl go use me climb financial ladder again unless na friends with benefits type of relationship, by the grace of GOD the type of relationship I will settle for the lady gats get my level of financial strength, nobody be mumu again

Real matterz

Jagaban of Africa , I wish to be lucky as this man sha , he’s currently the most influential elder statesman we have in Nigeria politics , I respect you and I envy you wella

Shuooooooo

Make dem look this guy well before he go commit suicide oooo , na so so bad representation he just dey get this last few months , from the journalist scandal to his ex wife scandal , now this , I pity his integrity sha , I go advice he stays off social media for now and repackage what is left of his integrity and prestige. Ashawo waka can really bring a man down if he’s not careful

Shuoooo na wa 4 u oo

Na 10k matter make you run come nairaland , abi na because she dump you , go back to her vomit , which one dey pain you actually ?

I go advice you to lock up and forget matterz because you dagga the barney kpekus well well , you know how much be short time abi , short time na 20k for la creme so Wetin be 10k wey make you dey para ?

Nice resume


Nor be to be this and former that we want chop oooo , we want to see real and correct transformation for your constituency, nor be say after your don win finish then you change am for us like your other colleagues always do , we dey wait to see working sha before we begin blast you

Real matterz

In as much ladies are attracted to bad boys , bad boys spouses also cheat on them with the said good guys too , the thing be say no one has been able to understand the female specie , I’ve lived in both worlds as the good guy and the bad guy so I know what I’m saying , ladies cheat with whoever they want to cheat with nor be by bad or good guy . Don’t you even know the bad girls are naturally attracted to the good and responsible guys

Shuoooooo


It is either the woman don jazz am or the man na born simp , my advice na for his kinsmen to carry am go somewhere, flog shege commot for him head and make him scream many times that he is a man , a head and not the tail . Our government suppose don create agency for MEN ABUSE , weak men and simps need to report to that agency ASAP

No No No No No


We won’t take this , but I saw those twitter Soro soke fans going to ikorodu yesterday morning to vote na , I saw a big trailer load of youths from twitter chanting gbadamosi na you we want , Wetin cum happen na ?

Normal levelz

iPobs and indigenes from both states nor go cry wolf now or even protest ooo , but if na tinubu or Lagos matter them go begin cry like say tinubu steal their father destiny or na tinubu dey head their state’s government.

Chaiiiiii


I don begin fear for those officers lives since I hear say some people for west dey chew human being, may GOD save their souls and return them back to their families with all their body part intact

Real matterz

This guy dey try sha , he dey invest money for home , he dey also give back to the society, na wise man him be , I wish all our celebrities be like this guy . Nor be to post fine house for lekki , buy porch cars be big man oooo , invest money as you dey enjoy body , e get why

No No No No , I won’t believe that


A whole you nor hide palliative for house , no no no I nor believe , I go rather believe the crying ayade or uncle lai than believe you , shuooooooooo