₦airaland Forum

omooba969:
If you actually believe she's the one on the dp, then I don't think Nigeria will ever get a good leader as president.

If you actually believe anyone here are really who they claim they are then I have got a pretty clear chance of becoming the president.

sheanzy:
lol

I only pity the people that joined crypto early 2021 to this date, them no talk wetin their eyes see finish.

Crash upon Crash. It Crazy!!!

There are 5 things i will never have sex with, not in this lifetime and not the next. It just unthinkable to me.

1. Having sex with a man
2. Having sex with an animal (horse, dog, rat etc
3. Having sex with a married woman
4. Having sex with a lady that exhibit the traits of prostitute
5. Having sex with a girl (below the age of 22)

Newborn27:
Kindly add "responsible" to the topic.


It's only responsible men with maturity that does that.


Many would feel entitled and even steal the little you have.

Lol…Talking from Experience.

Goodlady:
Just got back home from work.
The dinner I m having tonight.
Fish N800
Pepper: 400
Meat: N1,000
Vegetable: N100
Kpomo: N500.
And I bought that groundnut N200 as snack to eat before I finished cooking.
Life of a single girl.

You are economical, you Cook, you Shine. Hard to believe you really are Single.

If I may ask, where you come from or currently staying; are the guys leaving there have their own eyes at the back of their head??

This bear market has a endless tail.

BALLOSKI:
What goes around comes around. You really do not have 5 girls in your life, it's in your imagination. Dating5 girls at a go with equal commitment to all will break you. But if what claim is a fact, then you're not in anyway nice to treat them that way. Be straight with them. Don't play with their emotions as this would be costly.

I am an ardent believer in the laws of creation, particularly “ The Karmic Effects” for this reason; when we get to a particular point in the relationship, a point not too far, I quickly tell them I am a chronic womanizer ( not really a womanizer but that for another day), emotionally unstable person.

I always advise them to have boyfriends some of them are not always comfortable with this cause they are seeing things from a different perspective and I try to make them see things through my eyes. I try to make them know things do not always turn out the way we want so they should prepare for such scenarios.

All in all, I try as much as possible to shield myself from wrath of nature and from all this lady’s wrath. Curses are real.

Jewessgratitud3:
A colleague of mine called me last week and Said a woman needs a sounds teacher to come and take the child on sounds this summer to enable the child read before school resumes and that she wants someone with British diction.
So, because I'm a diction instructor and have done that kind of job in the past ( like nine years ago) my friend recommended me.

Back then ( 2014) when I was into this home lesson full time, I was charging 25k per child and its three times a week and I pick the places I go to. No long distance thing.
Now with the current situation of the economy and considering my age, I charged this woman 50k three times a week and she said it's too much. Meanwhile, the school the child is attending was where I taught before I left and started doing home lesson and their school fees then ( 2014) was 95k for prep class. By now it should be around 150k. My friend already told me the school the child attends.

She said it's too much that she can only afford 20k. I just ignored them. They will pay 150k for school fees, nothing much to show for it but will want to give you peanut and expect you to perform magic under 1month.

If I handle the child, no doubt, she'll read and her accent will change but definitely not for that amount. I'll now be trekking that long distance cos no bike and somebody is telling me 50k is too much.

Did I do wrong by ignoring them cos they want me to come and start this August but I have zeroed my mind there.

Would you accept such amount for home lesson?

I don’t have kids but I have neighbors who have got those little pumpkins.

I am fantasizing on the thought of enrolling their kids into your private lessons all just so i could see your dazzling face everyday, for the rest of my mortal life. What do you feel?

Scarrr:
lol I no envy u.. it's too much work, with all the things I carry fr mind and head . Make I still con add multiple women and their baggages

Man constantly worries about tomorrow, that he forget today and when tomorrow comes, he wishes he could go back to yesterday. He lives as if he will never die and died as if he as never lived.

Free yourself from earthly bondages, it great to have goals but it should not be a must do or die thing. Enjoy and savor the present, experience is the only thing you will take away from this life. So my friend fill your life with experiences as much as possible.

drimzsmoke:
Lolz...you just described low self esteem girls who are probably jobless

Regardless of the name you bestowed upon them, the process works. A man just need to deeply understand he his the one been seek for not the other way round. Only few men out there probably understood this.

Scarrr:
you be og o .. for this economy u dey ghost up to 5 ladies and most likely they keep other 2 or 3 😒..

It does not take money to have ladies. You just have to give them little while giving them expectations that bigger is coming. In the meantime you shower them with attention.

LegitWebsites:
Lol....




Nairaland is fun with people like you, honestly.

Wow, I am glad some of us are still having fun. All the projects I invested in last year have all lost 99% of their value. It obvious they are not coming back up. Although, I have cut my losses and move on but I am still deeply pained.

Yeah! Ghosting almost 4 to 5 ladies right now. I got sick of them all, too tired and kind to tell them I am done. It my hope they are intelligent enough to get the message.

Don’t run!!! I have somethings to tell you but I am too tired right now.

seanwilliam:
Toor

Honestly, despite all my reckless mistakes; the rapid, unending devaluation of the Naira is the only reason why I did not suffer a massive catastrophic loss in this space.

LadiesForever:
Pardon my asking but why scam him if he is just a boy?

Lol….This is hilarious.

Anyways, I am still patiently waiting to make just $1 dollar gain from this cryptòò thing. Just throwing this out there, it been in my head all month.

Johnn44:
Please what App are you using to trade stocks? Wanna sign up asap.

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My app forbids $100💰 owners and less than $10k owners from Trading stocks. Sb cannot use less than $10k to trade on stocks app am using.

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If one has less than $10k, the stocks App am using Restricts one to merely Holding On the long HODL aka Investing and not trade trading with all its leverage access.

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My stocks app dey Restrict airflow. Am not investor.l like trading. If na crypto now, 15 000naira or less than $20 l don jump from HODL begin trade with margin if l like. If l lose all my money na my business 🤣😪😫😥😓😖

Check out alternative, chipper cash, trove, bamboo, etoro etc

Tohmey:
Men in the house, is it it too late to invest in STABLECOIN

No, provided your goal is to be earning yearly interest.

Lol…she loves documentaries about serial killers and you are still there. The things we do for pussssy.

This week I am so excitedly expecting a four figure sales coming from the universe. This is a great week folks. Set your domain price to infinity.

From here on, I will be sticking to the basics coins only, coīns that are in top 10. No more fuckïng shitcòin for me.

What I have learnt so far. Yes! There are shitcoins that go up by X100 but for every one winner, there are 1,001 losers. The Winners are what is being talked about everywhere (more like testimony) they never talk about the countless losers.

I Just find the courage to book an overall loss of 814,500.44 Naira. The opportunity cost is what makes me fuçking angry.

If you are out there and chasing coins with very low valuations in the hope they will be valued billions and you strike it big. Not a bad idea. Good luck!

SyncForth:
USDC

What chain network did you choose?

Tanjiro:
Thanks for the suggestion. But for personal reasons, I want this to be private.

Lol. Unbelievable, just say You are trying to dump your losers on us. We have got brains too, I hope you are aware of this.

SyncForth:
Omo funds wey dan send me since on the 3rd of this month,

Till date I have on account of the funds, it's not in my portfolio balance nor in my receiving address.

I just got notified by bitpay that I've received funds from dan, i never got any notification from Binance (my receiving address)that any money was sent and my portfolio balance is empty.

Was the money send through bitcòin?

pyyxxaro:
How can a normal person boldly marry a porn star




God abeg oh

That is enough for the conscious ones to know the kind of society we live in now.

Haljardon:
This Post Striked a Nerve and Cut Real Deep, There is No age Specified For Marriage(Truth Be Told )

Many unmarried Ladies at 30+ Happened Because Of unmatched Partners , Some was Wrong association When They Where Young (Slut life )

The world Statistics Shows By 2030 over 42% ladies Born From 1989 till 1995 Will be Unmarried and will Be in their Late Mid Thirties to Early 40's ....

Advice to Ladies

Be a wife material ( Ready to Marryable ) : Not all Women are Marryable, Certain Things You will have to Sacrifice To marry, if you ain't Ready, don't marry it will implicate things and make it Difficult e.g Feminism

If You're Into Romantic Games for marriage Purpose, don't Follow a man and Play Enjoyment Life, Men are Like Olive branches, their Testosterone Keeps them Young Till Even 45yrs.... And will Still have kids at 60yrs ...

Be intentional about Your Life Stop Joking with Jokers

Marriage Is Not the Ultimate,

Incase You can't Make it early, if You're Smart and Wealthy ,you can Have a Surrogate child or adopt One.

Don't Go after Already made men ( Other Women have Snatched him already when he was in the Process) Go For Hustlers/ In the Process Guys (High Chances of Marriage) , Men's value appreciate with Time, Women's value (physical) Diminish with Time Only personal Value increases.

Your reported statistics could quite turned out to be true. Men of today don’t want to take responsibilities. They have been badly negatively influenced by the society (too much entertainment, improper upbringing, looking up too wrong role models (the useless celebrities) and a lot more.

We have a generation of men that want to stay as Boys, this mentality is spreading faster than virus. It all over the world.

limsycutey:
Lol poor boy. Its funny how silly little boys just sit down and type rubbish bashing people who are not even aware of their existence. Wo, don't go and do something meaningful with your life, dey chat nonsense upandan.😂

Where are you from? I have this sudden idea of making you a friend. Would you like to have a new friend?

Thugnificent:
How then do you enjoy all this your money sir if all you do is focus on your business? You aren't getting any younger sir.

He his doing what he loves, it a pleasure to him not work. It like footballers getting paid huge sum of money for playing football. A life well spent.

Lady97:
Hello people
I want to create a circle of friends…What am I saying more than friends but family…Family that have each other’s back, a family that show genuine love, affection, care, support. I know most of us crave for such. Most of us have been hurt by people will love and care about. Some of us are looking for closure…we need someone to talk to… A circle of like minds.
Trust me Guys, I have a strong feeling that we can achieve this.
If you are judgmental please you aren’t needed
If you aren’t a born again Christian please don’t come close

We will be doing a lot :
Movie Night
Games
Talk show
Heart to heart talk
Hangout etc

So if you are interested you can reach me on WhatsApp via 07047991156 / 07065616074

Lol…if you have a “judgmental mind” been said on a faceless forum, that line got me laughing.

Just a question 🙋‍♂️. Would there be a lot of cooking and romance?

IbrahimSkiba:
I'm a Chef

You look 👀 sexy chef. I would like to eat your food.

doublestar21:
And you will want me to send you pi first right?
😂😂😂

They are all scammers. Sadly, there is No iota of shame in them.

Nigeria currency’s is becoming to look 👀 like that of Zimbabwe.