₦airaland Forum

Couragejay:
Goodmorning nairalanders, I hope the night was blissful. So one of my aunt gave me 300k to start up something for myself so am confused on what to invest,pls I need ur advice what business will I invest

$292??

Bliss52:




Ode doctor

I hate people who believe metaphysical and spiritual dimensions doesn't exist

Even Oyinbo knows some extra terrestrial unexplained mysteries exist

Maintain your distance of atleast 6 feet from me if you are a stranger or else I will punch your face


.

In physics, they call it quantum mechanic.

Emekaphilip360:
There’s a reason why your kpekus is sealed by God. It’s only for your husband. You can’t have many body counts and you expect an innocent man to pay for your bride price. Your past matters as a woman!

It one scary shït.

Animegirl:
It's becoming alarming. Every man I meet seems to want to sleep with me, even the so-called Christian brothers in my church, under the guise of 'making love.' I truly don't know what to do. In fact, I don't see myself as an exceptionally attractive person; I don't have a big butt or large breasts. However, it appears that every guy I engage with is interested in something more.

Honestly, it feels like there are no decent men left!

I am a very poor man. I am decent, honest, hardworking and loving, the only ish; just poor.

I promise I won’t touch you till marriage, are you interested? Please, I am very poor though temporarily. I just want to put the poor out there so that it won’t be a problem between us. Once again, I won’t touch you till a day after we are officially married. Are you interested in having any meaningful relationship?

I look forward to your response.

BloodyDoe:
Lol... Cloud 9

A woman cannot exhibit this clarity of thought. It impossible for them. Anyways; I am kind of curious why you picked that name, it reminds me of something.

BloodyDoe:
Baby girl, from my side here's what i can say. Firstly, be ready to take the relationship slow, very slow, make your no sex stance known to that partner of yours. Don't ask for money, believe me even i find it disgusting when i see girls asking for airtime and sub from a guy that must have recently woo them, no man will take you serious if you can't afford 5h to recharge. Stop sounding hungry or sick everytime a man calls you, it's repulsive. Be mature when you talk and laugh, be a good conversation partner and you'll see the difference. And lastly, a magnent can only attract an iron.

Where are you from?

Good one Blues!!

I am sure what is even more comforting than your back to back wins is; knowing that Somewhere in another part of the world, a team that call themselves manure United are doing their normal doings.

This days they seems to be very carefree with their pussssy.

Nigeria na Cruise. Suffering and still cruising

Anitatunde:
Let’s see how smart you are.


First to get the right Answer Will get a small token from me.

The store lost $130. Pls Quote me when you reveal the final answer. I am curious to know.

Since ferguson don leave, na only mourinho don collect trophy with this loafers called footballers. Respect to Mourinho Abeg.

Normal, Normal if person no Dey look at past glory, na for relegation this manure suppose Dey roll.

trueherald:
Expert opinions needed from you esteemed ladies and gentlemen here. Instead of stashing 5m cash into a savings account will you rather invest 5m into one(or many) dividend stocks or all into money market fund? I am looking for best returns in 2 years.

Thanks in advance.

Put 3.5M in the best performing assets, it has beaten all form of investment vehicles in the Nigeria Sector and I do not see a slowing down anytime soon. As we are governed by moröns who are more in interested in talking about school certificate than anything else.

The best performing asset am talking about is the “Dollar”.

Put 1.5M in good stocks, spreading it across 2 to 3 solid companies listed on Nigerian stock Exchange, that are consistent with paying dividends. The dividends gotten from this companies should be use in buying more Dollar. Good luck!!!

DemonAngel:
CHELSEA IS BACK !!!!

Not Yet. When they are back, it is the oppositions that will be screaming 😱 this. The Blues Are Back!!!

flexyrule:
Who will score the two goals?

Have you seen the line up?

Players on the pitch.

LadyRosa:
Bantino, you suppose don pass this kind level. I don know you for NL for like close to 10 yrs now, you suppose leave all this childish post already.

Lol..I am now starting to see the level of hypocrisy on this forum.

Based on the pic on your own profile, this statement should never, ever be coming from you. You made those words meaningless.

jayAjoku:
I have said this before and I will Say it Again Somebody must fûck your wife, Girlfriend, Fiancé It doesn’t matter if she is a virgin before you marry her, It doesn’t Matter if she’s the Leader of the prayer department in her church , it doesn’t Matter if she was brought up with the greatest Morals in the Universe, it doesn’t Matter if she grew up with the greatest Father always present in her life . It doesn’t Matter even if she Loves you to Hell and Back

THERE IS absolutely NOTHING that will stop your Woman from being Fûcked Silly by another Man.

This is The ultimate red pill 💊 you will have to swallow.

All you have to Do is Hope she doesn’t catch an STD and she stays Respectful and submissive to you After. Because my brother A woman will always do what she wants to do Let that be an eye opener and a watch word for you.

Like THANOS SAYS IN THE AVENGERS Dread it, run from it... destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here.
You cannot fight destiny if it’s going to happen it will happen

Most men have never been with a woman that is crazily in love with them.

Do all you can to become a man of Self-sustenance, marry a woman crazily in love with you and not the other way round, please never screw up or never get caught while screwing up (Death await you if you do)

Let me assure this; if you marry a woman crazily in love with you and unfortunately death took you away very early but you have given her a child and you leave her with sufficient money that will take care of her and the child till they die, see; no man will ever see a glimpse of her womanliness again.

goodwalima1985:
I don't have, but I can get it bro.

Most of this legit exchanges have a very strict verification requirement, even Luno that seems more Nigeria centric do not allow the NIN or voters form of ID. At some stage you will be asked to provide proof of identity.

If you do not go through the proper verification procedure, you could have your money stuck in this exchanges. It important you verify first before you deposit into them. You can safely do this, if you have a valid international passport or National iD the plastic type. In the meantime, if you do not have this documents, stick with Binance. I don’t see Binance leaving that number one spot anytime soon.

goodwalima1985:
Which other exchanger can I move to that is better than binance. Have capital but novice in the trade. Your guidance will be appreciated.

Do you have international passport or a valid national plastic iD? If “No” stick with Binance.

Amajuoyi44:
I'm looking for a legit app to trade gifts cards I don't want to be scam or cry out loud on a fake app
please if know any gift card trading app please comment it here so I can download

Prestmit .com for all cryptttoooo and gifts card

Ricki .app This too is good.

andteachallnati:
Guys, I need your input here.

Someone wants to transfer funds to me from the USA. We do business.

Using their banks in the USA will mean a delay of 1 - 5 days and it's not convenient.

Using worldremit means the person can't transfer above 5,000 dollars per day.

Using xe.com (which accommodates as much as you can send) can't transfer to your dollar account in Nigeria. It only converts to Naira at official rate, meaning I'll lose money here.

Using Chipper Cash came to mind but I'll receive naira in official rate. I need to receive dollars and change at black market rates.

Please, what's the way forward. I desperately need a solution, guys.

Use btcoin

codeworks:
Which bank allow their customers to use naira debit cards to pay for transactions in foreign currency?

I have been trying to make payment online.

Admin pls help

That not possible as at now. I will advise you use the service of this fintech companies, the legit ones. I purchase my stuff online through them. One that I am currently using is “chippercash”

Iamblessed85:
I agree 100% but there’s also a portion of blame for people that intentionally lead others astray and violate the existing fabric of trust. My entire funds are trapped in Oando and i cant even sell because of that guy

I don’t even know what to say. Should I query you for putting your ENTIRE fund into something that looks more like a joke and promoted by a being that has little or no history on this thread. OR perhaps, I should query you for tying all your ENTIRE funds to the Naira.

This might sound harsh but for your own good and for the greater good of everyone around you. Do not buy a single stock again for the rest of your life rather give your money to someone you can trust, someone with the proper temperament or a company with good track record to invest on your behalf.

Please, times are hard. This is no time to turn cash into trash.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
These leaders need to be REHABILITATED

Their own is too much

Is it the leaders that really need rehabilitation or the people?

Sincerely, politicians or our so called leaders do not come from the sky, they come from the people, from our same society, most; if not all, attended our schools, go to our churches. We basically share the same religion and even the same ideology whether we realize it or not. They on the other hand are the lucky few who happened to be in a position where they could express this ideology and really influence things.

We cannot produce what we do not have. It what we have that we can give. If we keep on having bad people ruling us, it simply because that is who we really are. We are bad people!

If We keep producing greedy, clueless politicians, it simply means; We as a nation (the people) are clueless and greedy.

This leaders are a clear reflection of us.

Pointing to the leaders is like cutting the head of a tree, leaving it roots and hoping it won't grow back again.

Until we begin to change; we the people, be it by adopting old cultural heritages, our belief systems or mentally forcefully conditioning our brains with new dogmas only until then will this country steer towards the right path. If not, we will continue to spiral downwards.

Franzinni:
We are all coming to join you before 100 years ... I find peace of mind in that realization. 😊😊😊

Peace in You or All?

Crude is almost 100$ per barrel. Most Crude oil producing nations are dancing and celebrating knowing they are about to massively cash out from this even though most have cut down on production.

Somewhere In another part of the world, a giant crude oil producing nation is weeping and lamenting each time crude oil price rises higher. Which begs the question. What are they doing wrong?

Africa number one, biggest Natural disaster is not hurricane, malaria, flooding, famine rather it is BAD GoVERNANCE!!!

Whoever really want to help African countries be it internally or externally; all resource should be directed towards this disaster only. Once this is out of the way, 80% of our problems are already solved.

The only reason I have not suffered a massive loss in this space is due to the downward spiral of the Naira. I don’t know if I should be happy or sad.

OgogoroFreak:
APE will 3x but the price will be at $0.8 after the 3x. So if you buy now, you'll still be at a loss after the 3x. Same with most alts.

Buy bitcoin.

You forget to mention; it will then completely fade out of existence. We will then move on to the next shiny thing.

No man will abandoned a billion dollar into anything in this space if it is not bitcoooin.

They all are fuuuuucking jokes. I understood this after significant pain.

Aguwanyi:
The way that babe dey avoid Venita ehen..

Sincerely, that girl is smart. She knows her circle of influence.

tonicyril:
Guys please help me out, why is PayPal rejecting my klasha black virtual dollar card??

Please anybody with experience should put me tru

Both the pink and black card were declined

I use to use Klasha. Anyways, go get chippercash and seamlessly link it with your PayPal. You are welcome!!!

McTeesticks:
Why don't you share the strategy you used to sell 'all' your .ai names
I'm sure we all want to learn and pick a thing or two

100% isn't something we see all the time in this space

I cannot help but notice that dude is the only one who see himself has a flying domainer.

He easily jump out to correct, re-correct and sometimes dragging those who have clearly, evidently shown that they have made a footprint on this space, people that clearly knows what they are doing.

I admire his mindsets. His confidence scares me.

Saviourplease:
I am back here again to say thank you to every member of this group. This has been my best investment so far and I can't thank you guys enough for the tutelage and guidance.

less than 600k has grown to 1.4M in three years!

You killed Transcorp!!!