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Just 7? Smh

You are going to change my view about 9ja Women with this post. Sex is overrated and it pisses me off when 9ja women try to make it like gold in exchange of favors.

When my ex (not ex per say, just that when i travel to school i take her as the ex, and when i am back we continue from where we stopped) was chasing me in my dream with a knife and when i woke up, she was in a red gown cooking with my sisters in my Dad's house. I didnt eat that morning. December 22, 2015.

foolinlove:
Women aren't houses or games, they're PEOPLE. They should be allowed the joy of sex, same as men, without judgement.

Yeah. Women should be given more freedom. Go on. Bang some dudes. Society will be kind. Lol.

You guys get so attached to women, overrate sex, so they can dictate and play mind games with you. Its obvious you want to get laid so bad. If shes refusing, get it somewhere else. Otherwise, respect her decision.

vizkiz:
same way shade told me she doesn't like sex. 10 minutes later, she was the one telling me to "go faster daddy, spank me on the butt daddy, harder daddy"

"Nas baby stick it right. Go hard. Ouch ouch yes there."

She said she doesnt like sex and her bf understands. Felt sad for the dude.

Wow, my God, this is arguably one of the senseless and most retarde d article i have read since i was born. The deadbeat writer clearly defines the british slang "NONCE." Please kill yourself.

olamitie:
i mean for bb10

Lol. Man.

Nice banter. Nonce.

We dont know where we are heading to in this school. Just terrified.

Errrr what is Daddy Showkey on about?

kilokeys:
Haba.. Move on to their mother jore

So that the family can give u a special award

NASRI THE OVARY BUSTER

Its not me now, i saw the story on a website and posted

“Please help post on Naijaloaded but do not use real names

I don’t know where to begin because I am very sad. The girl I love, Esther, left me when she found out I was dating her blood sister.

Now I know many will condemn my actions but if you hear me out first, you will understand.

My name is Kola. I met Esther at a fast food which was on her birthday and from then we just sort of clicked.
She is a very decent girl and also emotional. She is of average height and very busty


I love Esther very much but she was the gummy, inquisitive and jealous type. She always wanted to know where I was and what I was doing.

One time Esther called if I was at home and my sister’s friend answered the call, she went mad saying I was cheating on her. I had to take my sister’s friend to her house to prove that we aren’t dating.

Another reason I started getting bored of Esther was her strict policy of no s*x.
On the eve of my birthday which was after they had given us break in my school, Esther requested to see me at her place since her parents had traveled to UK for the December break. She would be coming home that day so I was chilling at her place with their house help when I met her sister Amaka.

Esther never showed up because of a late test in school much to my frustration but me and Amaka got along immediately and we spoke at length. We also exchanged numbers that day.

Amaka soon started chatting me how she has a crush on me when her sis told her about me and one thing lead to another, we started seeing and sleeping with each other.

Now my intention was just to chop and clean my mouth and I had already told Amaka that I don’t love her but she kept pestering me and honestly she was doing more sexy things and stuffs that kept me away from Esther.

Now the bubble has burst. Esther sent me a message that she found out about the relationship with her sister and I should never dare call her again.

I don’t know how the two sisters settled their problems but Amaka is still disturbing me and even though we are still sleeping with eachother, it is Esther that I truly love.

What can I do to get my Esther back?”

http://www..ng/2015/12/18/girl-love-broke-dated-sister/

menix:
The worst is there is a police sign post there..

Well I don't blame him I blame that monkey beside him who taught him..

Well who am I to deprive that nigga from his End Time piss..

Dont say sensitive stuffs like that. You made your point well but Monkey is crossing a line, or are you White?

Shortyy:
STFU çunt

Am male, you're female. Who has a cunt? Are you daft?

Shortyy:
Yes!! Face your responsiblities Mr President. It's your duty to get rid of BH. Afterall, you said you would eliminate them during your campaign

I think you have difficulty in understanding simple lines. Do not let hate of the President affect your reasoning. The senator's assertion is infact launching a scathing attack to the past government. The war crimes were perpetuated under Jonathan and not Buhari's government. Go back to school.

lezz:
Happened last year at the Federal University Of Owerri (FUTO), where my firm had the contract of carrying out a school-wide fixed assets inventory for the institution.

We had finished the project and was soon getting ready to head back to headquarters when the recently completed visitor's lodge for VIP quests was completed and was about to be commissioned. The vice Chancellor insisted we attend the function. I saw no need to object, not with all the free booze and food that we will be privileged to be served and it will also enable us do a cursory assessment of the assets they have in this new property.

While formalities were going on with guests seated and the spokesperson was doing the well-known praise of the school administration, I noticed a guy starring awkwardly at me. For a brief moment o smiled by impulse thinking he might be a long lost acquaintance.

With the function finished and guest left, we stayed behind to carry out a brief assessment of the facilities. But to my disbelief, the guy stayed behind and moved close to me and started yapping about how good my body work is(I'm slightly well built and very athletic) what techniques I used while working out. I replied briefly to some sits-ups and bench press. He asked for my number which I obliged.

But then my Homo radar started giving me the red light signals when he ask if I wanted anything. We just finished eating and drinking at the VC's behest as privileged guests. So what would I possibly want. I gave a little frown and told him I was fine.

Still he tarried and asked if I was on Facebook and whatsapp. Irritatingly, I told him he already has my number. Then I looked at his eyes, he couldn't meet my gaze and appeared to be quite nervous. I was more than sure this was a faggy,rectum invader.

I got to my hotel room along port Harcourt road and no sooner had I taken my bath to rearrange my files than I got a sequence of message alerts.

I picked up my phone and clicked on the notification only to see my guy had sent images of his shirtless torso with a poor description of a night club I was to come and party.

The disgust rose in me in a savage surge of bile within me. The faggy never knew I got a reputation in Nairaland as a gay-hunter.

I sent him a Nairaland link with a description of my moniker where I had running battle with most Nairaland homosexuals and lesbians.

That did the trick.

HOMOSEXUALS NEED HELP NOT RATIONALISATION.[b][/b]

Booze at a school function? Amazing.

sammer4life:
Boy, ur English na wa oooo. Increased drastically? Next time, say increased tremendously, or decreased drastically

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Lol all the points are just tame. Next.

HungerBAD:
All in their 20's, all uneducated,all came from outside Lagos,all believed in their illiterate minds that a cab driver is rich. I give up on our Youths, who raised this Demons?

these*

jackdaniels:
RIP... I wish Tinubu was among dem

Its funny till yours is imminent. Sick p athetic bastard wishing a human being dead. You should be sent to German extermination camps, literally.

busterr:
where are those blinded igbos that were supporting this man come and see the change you guys wanted!
dauradullard is that how you plan to defeat bokoharam??

Is that you cant read or just an illiterate? I agree with the latter. The story is false and made up. Go to school you wont go.

Nonce

searay:
Baba never stay for long and job creation everywhere but...








Pls Buhari as you are going to South Africa, its...
1. AU and not OAU
2. Its Zuma not Mandela
3. Its Xenophobia not aparthied
Thanks so much for your understanding.......lolzzzzzz

You mocking a President and cant spell. Illiterate. Its spelt 'Apartheid'

pcguru1:
People study masters in Nigeria because they assume it will set them apart, now everyone follows suit. It's good if you study Masters to further your knowledge. But in Nigeria they assume Masters sets them apart, now everyone is getting a masters , masters becomes the new bsc, so am guessing the next line of thought would be to get a PHD to set themselves apart.


The same money you are looking for, is now spent trying to accumulate more knowledge when you can get them for free online and apply them. OpenWave courses by Harvard is an example

Oga the quote has no allegiance to this obvious fact. We talking about jobs in NIGERIA. Having a Masters degree massively helps your chances of a getting a job in a dire Nigerian labour market. I wouldnt know and care less if Masters becomes Bsc.

Am waiting for unlimited internet.

firstolalekan:
Dumb
What is this one saying?

No. you the dumb one. Wonder why graduates further education in Masters?

This article is confusing.

ogawisdom:
Stop crying abt ur 2.2 grade

Go and do a masters and move on

Surrounding why i prefer reddit to Nairaland. Nigerians are just overly dramatic. You have a way (Masters) to massively improve your job prospect, but choose to come to Nairaland and whine. Wtf

bayulll01:
Shut your rant madafucker u employ only 1st class werey who seek your opinion on this immature and pathetic,do u have a company olofo

But why you disturbing yourself? Cant you observe from his '"typing pattern'' that he is an illiterate? Ignore the dude. Stop giving him attention.

Wonder what went wrong with you after Run My Race..