See you think say na Oyibo land you dey? Abortion is illegal i hear u.....Dey advice rubbish weh you know say na woman mouth police dey follow pass.....After God, fear woman, after Woman, fear Police....If woman change am for you....Dah ur small money u take dey buga, u nor go know wen e become zero Kobo......Time weh u for take find woman weh go give you joy or baby if na dah u want....na u won spend anyhow...

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Is her words against you bro, take a recorder when you want to speak with her, try to make her mention that she aborted the baby even after you ask her not to, then use that against her, abortion is illegal, no fear no police will arrest you, it’s obvious you’re pained , the pain is knowing you are capable of training the baby and someone denial you that, or maybe you were trying to wicked her by making her a baby mama so no guy will want her again, did you discuss marriage plan’s with her?

No no no...bro you got it all wrong.....Na money just dey catch you nor be say you nor know say na the wrong thing you dey do.....If you are not legally married to her, then you have no say....but if she is your wife...No problem...feel which pain you say you felt? Na only you be the first person weh dem don abort pikin for e back?....guy just Relax....drink water make you dey alright...

Because its a faceless forum doesnt mean people cant feel your kind of personality you have..like the say "Your energy tells you more about you"....

NB...
you are still under 20s based on your way of talking......Cant trade words with a child

This is my last word to you on this post

Ballzproblemm:
the funniest part is that ,the OP no carry am for head,why you come they carry am for ,nigga your life bad no me say , you go pass your anger one okay? I don't know why am replying a nobody sef ,later ok? when next you see my post skip lol

Life aint that deep because you have no idea of other people livelihood.....YOU ARE SO EGOISTIC AND FULL OF PRIDE..... try bring yourself down, everything nor dey revolve around you........

Ballzproblemm:
wetin they worry diswan ,life ain't that deep bro ,and besides he quoted me. ,I replied "enjoy" still doesn't mean I give a shit

You keep exposing the kind of person you are.....The truth is you actually give a Bleep but you cant just admit it....see how you are insulting a lady because she is open and free(she talks about herself) i think thats where you gat the idea about her.......Now my words to you is....you feel you are so so important or what you say is important...but lemme tell you, you are not different from a rotten corpse because what so ever you think you know or believe in....its just a borrowed knowledge from this earth....you are a food for maggot at the end...Stopid

Ballzproblemm:
wetin they worry diswan ,life ain't that deep bro ,and besides he quoted me. ,I replied "enjoy" still doesn't mean I give a shit

Na just the typical Nigerian Hoelosho way be that

Whiteshield:
Chioma never really moved on. Can she actually move on? Move on to where sef?
Jobless,
Didn't finish school,
No skill,
No cooking show,
No Ferrari,
Nothing.

No wonder she wants to be collecting pension cos she popped a kid for Davido. David's father owns a University and Chioma is contented being a University dropout. No be juju be that?

Before you said you dont give a Bleep but now you give a Bleep......A typical Hypocritical Nigerian you are........I can never come close to you....you are a snake in the green grass

Ballzproblemm:
lol enjoy brother

Most people here just dey form Commando for here "ontop pus*y" "Because of woman na him doam" "....friendship na all about trust and loyalty.....Never be someone closest paddy if you aint loyal or trustworthy..

Most people hear just acting comando here "Ontop pu*sy" "Because of woman" ....you forget friendship is about Loyalty and trust.......When you break it, you break a ladder....the guy was pained because for a guy to do such to him...he must be his best closest paddy...

Lol....You have no idea

Nonam:


Bad belle kill you there.

Most Nigerians are so gullible......Pictures can tell lies from looking at it....Na so.....The Guy dey use una catch cruise..Lol....Americana

vincentjk:


Let him answer this to verify the credibility of this testimony

Thanks to God for you op

Guy mature na.....You are not man enough.....By your writeup i can tell you are a STUGGLER not HUSTLER

Husspuppi:
I used this alternative acct to hide my monicker.. There's a girl we dated back then, honestly this girl really frustrated my life bk then so i had to jejely leave her in the vawulence situationship...Reason was that i just want her to see the handwriting and behave herself bt no,she had started dating another guy and even post his pics continuously on WhatsApp calling him all sort of romantic names..This girl was so stubborn and rude while we dated b4 we broke up..She told me herself that she's in a new rlnship but she keeps asking me stuffs,she recently asked me for data via an SMS when I've not eaten not because i don't have money but i just love eating late,i just read the mssg and hasn't reply since then i just behave as if i didn't see the text....I'm deleting her number soonest on my phone,So i have one alternative fb acct i just logged in on it this evening and saw her posting on her timeline that she needs a data,anyone should sub for her, meanwhile when we dating all these shameless act didn't in any way spring up bt since we broke up,she's just turn to begger...I replied her on the post that she's a useless begger and abuse any guy who send her the data and call her lazy girl,though she didn't know it was me who replied her coz it's a secret fb acct just for vawulence &any other stuffs...I logged in this night only for her to delete the post,i was just laughing since i nearly jam enter gutter na God save me with the way the thing sweet me die..Pls guys Avoid broke nigga girls .

I needed to see if you are not a man of wisdom....but you proved me wrong.....From the starting of your words to the ending, all i see is matured talk..... much respect bros....i try offend u, u still nor take am serious....Boogyman my brodah...u sabi Life although we dey learn everyday but u don see life

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


I like dat WORD, they sound too Wise..


Allot of people who are not on drugs, der life are also messup..


not having a job has nothing to do with SMOKERS or WEED..


I supply WEED for rich people..


Even ur musicians and top POLITHIEFCIANS take WEED..


PESIN wey lazi lazi.. weda WEED or not..


WEED will only increase ur wisdom of Reasoning if only u take it the right way..


although it can also be harmful if u abuse it..


those guys wey u de talk about.. they already lazi b4 the WEED or Dem over take the WEED and der head pan no fit carry am AGAIN..


Me I SMOKE 12 raps of WEED in a day..


Still on still.. anybody can get ADVISE Anywer, even a MAD man can give u ADVISE.. if u UNDERSTAND dis life den u go COMPRISUN my CAPRISUN..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

If na u won teach me LIFE....i rather remain a DUMMY.......i have met with people who smoke indian hemp....they sound too wise...but their life is a messUP

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram not a most dat u will SMOKE it.. u can also use it to cook once in a while..


I see u don't know anything about WEED or the Root of life..


Even for hospital, doctors de also use am treat patients.. go and ASK..


It's not bad only if u over take it..


Nothing for this Life wey no bad if u over do am..


U need alot to learn bro...


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Bro stop such advice...so because of Pu"ssy i go come go smoke weed so i go get motivation and mind to talk to Pu"ssy....Bro change that mentality of yours if you know you won better.....most people i don see dey smoke weed for this HARD COUNTRY dey always turn up MAD or look unkept.....if you like use money cover your dirtiness.....your brain dey unkept....Nonsese advice

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram U never UNDERSTAND d rules and REGULATIONS of a gud bad boy..


U are still a JU man...


She likes u no doubt but u are too soft and shy for her liking..


1, U cant even go straight to the point wit her..


2, She is still waiting for u to make the big move which is no move for a gud bad boy..



Try de SMOKE WEED or use WEED Cook rice!


WEED gives INSPIRATION and MOTIVATION!


WEED will put u on the right track to say sweet words even if u don't no what to say..


make I stop here because I de ASHAWOO house now..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

You nor well bros

tillaman:
Naso UAE matter take be na, you serve one madam with your kpekus once you are done paying your madam you can start recruiting to be a madam so your rotten kpekus can rest after it has been destroyed by Pakistani and Punjab dagger dickks and the cycle continues

This paragraph says it all "Sometimes, the partners that will add more happiness to your life are the ones that you're not really attracted to; these are one's that don't really insight butterfly in your stomach when you see them, but they are the ones who will bring more happiness to your life in the long run".....You made my day

Pukkalolo:

I went out on a date with my crush. After the date I arrived home feeling good. My big bro (cousin) who l was staying with at that time saw my happy face when I got home. I was very young, inexperienced and naive at that time.

He asked me how the date went. I said, "It was very fantastic, we gisted and laughed alot; it was very fun."
My cousin said, "Wow! That's good...but I wanna ask you one question."

He asked me a very weird question.

He said, "Throughout your date with her today, did you pissed her off or upset her in anyway?"

I said, "Big bro, I don't understand your question... I told you my date with my crush went great and you're asking me if I got her upset.... of course, I did not upset her."

Then he asked another weird question.

He said, " if you did not upset her, then how did you know the date really went great?"

"Now I'm confuse. Is it not when she happy and not upset that I know the date went great... she's my crush, why would I try to upset her."

My big bro said, "you can only truly know a person when they are angry or experiencing tension."

His last statement make some sense though, but I wasn't still cool with the part were he said I should pissed her off her so I can truly know her.
That one sound very silly to me.

Then he said, "I can predict how you and your crush will end up."

"Please tell me," I said.

He said , "She's going to break your heart"

I laughed his statement off.

Few days later, I asked my crush to be my girlfriend, she said, "let's just be friends....you are really nice guy to me."

After intensed persuasion and "pleading' for days, she later agreed to be my girlfriend. But our relationship didn't last long. 2 weeks after we started dating, she was back to her ex.
I felt really bad. She broke my heart. My big bro prediction came to pass.


Ok, this incidence happened years ago.

Years later, I have gotten more experienced and wiser.

Last 2 month, I was at a mall. I saw a lady and guy taking pictures together. From their demeanor, I could tell they were not really couples or anything of such. When the guy got distracted attending to something else, I quickly initiated conversation with the young lady, few seconds later the guy came back and met me talking to the lady.

He was a cool guy: he didn't try interfere in our conversation. He just hanged around and eavedropped on what we were saying.

My conversation with the lady was sailing smoothly. Even the guy had no problem with me being there. Few minutes later I asked the lady a question that instantly caused havoc and turbulence to our smooth sailing conversation.

I said, "so how old are you?"

The lady was taking shocked by my question. She was a little bit upset. The guy rolled his eyes and looked at me like I had 3 nose. He was also shocked by my question. There was a sudden earthquake. There was panic everywhere. The world was in chaos.

What's going on?

Rumor has it that one random dude at the mall just asked a lady an abominable question.

(Ok enough of the exaggeration, let's get serious)

The lady could not even open her mouth. She was still dumbfounde and yet to recover from the abominable question I just asked her. She stood there looking at me in horror like a damsel in distress that need a white knight in shining armor to come her recuse
So the guy quickly came to her rescue, playing the role of captain America. He thundered at me, "Don't you know it's wrong to ask a lady of her age?"

I was like, "Well, allow the lady to speak for herself."

The lady eventually opened her mouth. She said, "Yes, why would you even ask me of my age when we are just meeting for the first time?"

I said, "I asked about your age because I wanted to be sure that you're not below 18 years."

She said, "And what if I'm below 18 years?"

I said, "If you are below 18 years, I will discontinue my conversation with you because I only roll with girls who are 18 years and above....I don't do under age."

Then she told me her age. She is above 18 years.

Despite the whole turbulence that played out, my conversation with the lady later went great. We are very close now. This was what my big bro was talking about that time, but I misunderstood him back then.

On the phone, I told my big sis the whole turbulence that happened between I and the lady. My sis also told me that she heard that it's wrong to ask a Man how much he earns monthly on the first date.

"Please who made the rule that it's wrong for a man to ask a lady of her age or it's wrong for a lady to ask a man how much he earns monthly?"

I threw the above question on Facebook book and whatsApp to get people opinion about it. Surprisingly, I got lots of replies.

70% of people agreed that on the first date it's wrong for a man to ask a lady of her age or it's wrong for a lady to ask a man how much he earns monthly.

While 30% said that there's nothing wrong with that, and that it's left to the other person to decide if they want to answer the question. These 30% seemed smarter to me.

And it's no coincident that only 30% of people are really happy with their love lifes.

I tried to engaged the 70% of people to find out why they think it is wrong. I got responses like,

"it's disrespectful."

"It getting into someone's privacy"

"It is bla bla bla"



After analyzing most of their responses, I discovered something familiar: Most of us are simply scared of upsetting the other person, that's why we are scared of asking them those kind of questions. This still goes back to what my big bro was talking about back in the days.


When a guy tells a lady that he wants to get to know her or a lady say she wants to take her time to get know a guy before allowing anything happen, what do they really mean?

If a guy toast a lady, then he should be ready for any question the girl throws at him. And if a guy woo a lady, he should be bold enough to ask her any questions he wants.

Here's why-->.

First for all, here's the fact; You can't truly get know a person if you scared of upsetting them. This because you won't be real with them and you won't ask questions that are important to you.

Many ladies and gentlemen think that having a fun, lighthearted and entertaining conversation means you're getting to know the other person.

No, you're not.


This is why on first date, when a guy and a lady is talking...if they are laughing and chatting light-heartedly, then they aren't really getting to know each other.

But if the guy and the lady are talking in a low tone, quietly, closely, deeply and looking into each eyes, then they are the ones who are actually getting to know each other.

Some of us thinks it takes weeks, months or years to get to know person. But that is not true. In few hours you can truly get to know a person, if you can bodly ask them real, raw and honest questions, and see how they respond to it. These are the questions that will stir their emotions and force them to open up. These are the questions that would create strong connection between you and the other person.

Going on a date is kind of similar to going for a Job interview. At the job interview, the employer ask the right questions that are important to the progress of the organization. This is because they want to get the best candidate that would bring greater value.

They don't select the candidates who they love most, they select the candidate that answers their questions correctly.


If you are a man/woman looking for a long-term partner, it's not about who you love most, it's not about who you're more attracted to; it's about who bring less pain and add more happiness to your life.

Sometimes, the partners that will add more happiness to your life are the ones that you're not really attracted to; these are one's that don't really insight butterfly in your stomach when you see them, but they are the ones who will bring more happiness to your life in the long run.

I hope this was helpful.

Stay blessed.

Bros who never go, nor know.....When u dey see or eat thesame thing every day e go tire you...Dahs why most men cheat

crows2ravens:
Seriously.
Like no one above here is married with at least one kid!
After a few years of marriage you would have been very used to seeing something like this such that it's no longer big deal.
When you have kids, the best you would do is to spank it or make a dirty comment, and then continue your family time for the rest of the evening like nothing happened. And maybe later at night, you could take a shot, if both of you are not too tired or sleepy. Maybe you guys even did it last night and you both want to have a really good sleep tonight.

Guy....You just dey play for fire...Lol

You dey joke...... Techno is worth $250 million and you think 1 million naira is their endorsement deal? Even when you heard WIZKID is also an ambassador for techno.....Bros u fall your HANDS

Belial06:


From Tecno? Probably 1.million naira . They are a low budget phone company

STFU.....ojuju calabar.....Ego nor let u beg her make she remain for you....Dried throat Fu"cker

Ishilove:
This is a meal fit for the gods. Specifically the god of the T-junction, Esu.

Guy find ur way....na woman she be....29 years....omo....Even if na 15k i dey earn....i go find my own life...

Olonitola:
Dear Nairalanders, what do you think of this?
I got a new job 7th of February and the pay although not a normalised pay is very okay. The least I have received every month since I joined has been #126,000. There were months I was paid #170K ( happened twice) because it's commission based.

So far, I have been able to save #315,000 but I have a little problem.

I am a 29-year old guy who presently stays with my elder sister who also works in this company. She's a single mother of two. The apartment is a one bedroom-parlor apartment. She stays in the room while I occupy the parlor with my few properties (Mattress, Wardrobe, Plasma TV and home theatre) none of which she has because she had to abandon her husband late last year as she was being frustrated by him. She didn't pick anything while leaving, so she literally has just started buying a few things in the house. Apart from the parlor, 70% of the things in the kitchen and bathroom belong to me.

What actually happened about this was that; when she newly got this job (August, last year), she desperately needed a space as her ex husband was seriously frustrating her. She just left the husband's house with absolutely nothing like I already stated. Then as an unemployed graduate, I couldn't renew my rent which expired (November, last year). Because of this I decided to move them to her place and also shelter with her. Now my question is that, I am 29 years old, should I get a personal space with my current savings as my monthly pay seems enough or should I keep staying with her while I keep saving?
Mind you, I contribute to everything in this house, from food to water to NEPA bills and everything. Times we share the bills, other times I pay alone or she pays alone but it's all seem balanced in a way. No complaints so far.

Mind you I do not care what neighbors think as well even as they seem utterly unpleased with a man this grown staying with his sister. I do not care and also, I do not have a girlfriend so it's not about privacy or whatever.
But you know as a grown man with a lot yet to be achieved, I just seem confused.

What would you advise a brother?

Bros......U already know that some men suck as if their life depends on it......so no need to quote again.....Dem full here.....some go don even soapy for dah her breast pic since.....Perverts dey dis life sha

saintkeppy:
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They are sucking just to catch fun &nottin'more. #simple

Those men sucking for milk, their brain needs a recheck cos it's meant for babies.
Except for reasons best known to them

I hear you..........You never see guys dey suck breast sha.....go through dier comments and come back again to quote me.....

saintkeppy:
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Men don't suck breast for milk but for fun &arousals.
Ahbi, Peak milk don finish for market

Babies sucks breast for feeding from Lactating mothers.

Take life step by step

Na breast make una dey fool una self for?.....If dem use surgery knife open fhe breast...i bet all of una go vomit.....Na just the external beauty of woman dey make una dey die put....Men dey Bleep up....suck from now till tomorrow.... breast milk nor go come out.....

I hate how you talk......I have never quoted you before....You talk like some kind of hypocrite.....Online Pretender

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Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots

Our Darling Daddy respect the Rules of Law.

Every sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians know that by now.

Only Cannibals, murderers and online touts will ever doubt this.
If you are one of the aforementioned, quote this post now.

We Rise.

Bros Nobody be failure, na you choose to be one... You may have been through alot but live and let live....You only live once here...do little and live the rest for GOD..

Damnfailure:
38 yr failure here let death just come quickly. I am no longer interested in the life.

You want love? Story......I know you gave him sex too....Now you are crying....you sold yourself easily......A guy dont even know what he wants thats why even if he is married, there is still a tendency that he will still cheat....sorry

Graceihotu:
My question is "what do guys really want"
I am not saying I am perfect but I know I am surely the best girlfriend any guy could ever think of yet I am still experiencing heartbreak at 31���


Had issues with my boyfriend since last year April bkos of a particular girl he posted on Facebook addressing her as the mother of his house. I became angry and told him I was only going to continue the relationship if I spoke to the lady in question bkos same lady posted him too calling him her first love.


He told me the lady was his cousin sister and ofcourse I believed him bkos she bares same surname with his cousin brother whoose wedding we attended together, He addressed me as his wife to be throughout the occasion so I had everything to believe in him

Just five days ago I saw his wedding notification on Facebook with that same lady. My heart has never been this broken B4 in my life. I have cried out my soul to the extent that I barely see clearly this days. I tried not to cry but I just can't. I am seriously weeping as I am typing this.

I have tried to encourage myself but I just can't stop crying and WAILING.

Who have I ever offended and what exactly do guys want?

I have searched all through the 5 yrs of relationship and aswear with my life that I never stressed him but I only requested Love not Money from him

My heart is bleeding.
I only sent him his pre-wedding pics and congratulated him then he replied "thanks''

He feels I don't deserve an explanation �����

Nor be only dustpan.....FRYING PAN SELF....professor Dictionary....greetings

MajorOvakporaye:


It is dustpan, not packer

Brother am not been bitter....please leave music...that money you dey invest into am, just put am for Something else...i don listen to all your track....my God....i feel like crying for you....just do something different... everybody can never be MUSICIAN.

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!



Nothing is easy man even my song as sweet as it is, has not blown yet, just click the link in my signature to listen to it and come and tell me what you feel