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All Naija Politicians are all mad.
Posterity will judge them...

What do you expect from an ex-convict?

STENON:
Goodevening bro. Thanks, I am okay, and you?

No, School of health is not counted as one. What's your undergraduate discipline?

No, it's not me. It's one of my friends. A lady. She's a health care professional. I would ask her about her undergraduate major and then give you a feedback.

Thanks for your reply.

STENON:
BeansAndPlantain has really done a great job. Kudos to him for saving people like me from falling into his prey!!! He is an unrepentant scammer and I am sure he has so many other accounts here.

Hello sis, how r u doing? Apart from university, school of nursing, is school of health okay too for someone looking to get a job as a nurse in the UK?

Even though, she lied about her age, she's still a strong contender for the title. Believe it or not.

kaludestiny10:
Covid 19 never end o, but bbnajia dey go on. Since the Nigeria government can allow this program to go on, what now stops them from reopening our schools? Private school teachers are currently passing through hell presently.

Because BB Naija is a business venture and also they have slept with some of these ladies on TV.

Samakus:
Rebecca Nengi Hampson, an entrepreneur from Bayelsa State and a housemate of BBNaija season 5, has been accused of lying about her age.

The former model and MBGN Top 5 contestant who said she is 22 years old has been trending on twitter after some Nigerians alleged that she contested for MBGN in 2017 as a 23-year-old.

Read their reactions below;

“She do MBGN for 2017 as 23 year old, now for BBN 2020 she be 22? Wonderful stuff” – Sayolroko

“Lobatan nengi brought football age” – Aramide


“Right from miss peace and tourism her age no dey increase. She did MBGN twice with same age���” – Beryl


“I just saw her face and I was she’s 23?? Hmmmmn okay oh.. If there’s football age then there’s BBnaija age” – Antonie

“She is scripted ex housemate will be d cause of her challenges. 3 of them are following her. Na wa” – Joyce

“I don know that babe from our uniport days since 2013.. She won one Queen of Trust pageant in 2013.. The lie dey make my head pain me�, But all thesame we move�.. Nengi for the money sha�” – Missybenny

“Her Age is like the situation of the country,e no deh move forward” – Nduka

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gistreel.com/she-was-23-in-2017-now-shes-22-nigerians-accuse-bbnaijas-nengi-of-lying-about-her-age/%3famp

I watched that. That babe is late 20. She's more than 27.

delectablegyal:
there are no rules to these things. she could allow you to have sex with her the first time you are meeting her if you have game. she could stress the life out of you before she gives you just her number. she could take time before she give you a yes and if you are not persistent enough she lets you go. you don't use the same tactics for all ladies but it is a known fact that all ladies are emotional. the best way to make a lady have sex with you is to appeal to her emotion.

You're right.

cynosuree:
Good morning. This issue has been bothering me for a long time, and I feel like it's too sensitive to ask for second opinions from people I know so I figured I'd maybe ask some strangers on the internet.

I've been with my boyfriend for about 6 months now and he's everything I ever wanted in a man. Physically, he's gorgeous, and he also loves me alot. He's kind, he's patient, communicates effectively and all. You know, all the good stuff.

But here's the problem, he cannot hold a conversation beyond "what are you doing" , "what did you eat" (and all that boring stuff) to save his life. I'm not even talking about intellectual conversations like quantum theory or anything, normal conversations about stuff that's happening around the world or around us. Anytime we try to, it usually fails spectacularly. He either ends up missing the ENTIRE point and saying something totally unrelated, or he just waits for me to say what I think so he can go "Yeeaaaa that's true" , leaving me really pissed.


He has absolutely NOTHING intelligent to contribute to any serious conversation, and this hurts me alot because it is a HUGE turn off and I'm slowly losing interest in him. It's a very tricky situation because he does/did well academically, he graduated with very good grades but that's about it...nothing more. I didn't notice it at first - before we started dating, or I would never have dated him because it is a deal breaker for me.

I have considered telling him but I don't exactly know how to approach the conversation without being rude/insensitive, I know telling him would really hurt him and I don't want that. I've also thought about learning how to live with it, because no one is perfect right? Maybe I'm asking for too much?

The latter option is what I've been doing and it's gradually killing me. I fear that I'll fall out of love completely with him and end up hating myself for ruining a good thing, because he's a really good guy .

I'd like to know what you think

You're the problem. Not your boyfriend. Nigerian women would never ever be satisfied. That's why they get easily dumped.

The OP sounded foolish and infantile. Definitely this book is not for him.

Nonsoboy4life:
I will be straight to the point ...
My girlfriend of 3 years came to stay with me during this period of lockdown. She's been here for almost 2 months and I noticed she had changed completely from whom she used to be. She came all the way from Awka to Lagos because their work place is closed because of the pandemic.
These are the changes that made me to start suspecting her:
(1)we usually have intimacy as soon as we meet because we always stay for sometime before seeing each other, but this time around she vehemently refused and said later, someone who used to bump on me for that
(2) she started answering strange calls and even video calls
(3) she cared less about me and what happens in the house..she kept burning my food and infuriating me, something that never happened before
(4)She now said she has lossed the zeal for intimacy and we could stay up to two weeks before intimacy

Because of all these I was finding out how I can spy her phone because it is passworded...so I luckily saw when she imputed her password and noted it.She sleeps late normally and wakes late too.So I had to wake up one early morning before her and what I saw shocked me..My gal has been having sex with one guy like that severally and even receiving head from him(lol)..I don't even know whether I'm now the side niggar or not..I took screenshot of the whole thing but I have not shown it to her yet...I don't want to tell her anything, but she suspected I might have found out and has started talking nicely lately..How she might have guessed I have found out was because she wanted to go much later while I now encourage her to leave earlier, she's surprised at that...is been three days since I found out but I'm just tolerating her and waiting for her to go..This is a gal I looked up to getting married to but is all over. I will wait for her to get back to her location safely and sound before revealing it to her.
Thanks for reading

You are the real man. That's the best way to handle that. Bitch.es aren't royal. Those babes studying in Awka are all cheaters.

That's not Buhari. That's an imposter.

Naija246:
I'd divorce her instantly if I were your friend.
That lady literally scammed him!

LOL, that's not the solution. Don't chase a woman. But always attract her with your confidence, humor and of course tease her. Then, it'll be a piece of cake for you in the sense that she will be the one begging you to make love to her.

How could you have agreed with that? How could you have agreed with no sex? Are you a wussy?

PrinceJoeWan:
Good Morning Fam,
My Friend is currently in a Dilemma, He dated his wife for four years and they agreed on "no sex before marriage".
But after the marriage and Wedding, he found out she's not a Virgin, though he loves her but he is heart broken and he's threatening to take some irrational actions.
So pls how best do we address the issue!!!

Women are emotional manipulators and he ought to have known that.

Apparently, there's nothing he can do about it.

Stelz2000:
I am a young girl, the only crime I committed was to be in love.my boyfriend doesn't care about any other thing apart from himself. during this lock down, he do invite me over when I refuse coming we get into a heated argument,due to I want my relationship to work, I'll lie to my parents about something and off I go. we stay in the same state but different city. Each time I get there, I don't feel happy because he doesn't treat me well.. he treats me like a maid. he expects me to do every single thing in the house, when water stops rushing in his apartment, he expects me to go downstairs and fetch water while he stays on bed and press phone. this has been going on for sometime. yet he claims he loves me. the worst of it all is he wakes me up in the middle of the night and ask for sex, when I refuse because I'm feeling sleepy and tell him in the morning. he will try to force himself on me, when he finds out I'm serious about the no.. that's how we will quarrel for the rest of the day and the next day.. he's so childish and self centered. Now, he invited Me again ,I came.. now I want to go back, he has refused.. my parents has been calling and I've told them I will be back tomorrow and he wants me to go against my parents wish. please advice me, what should I do?
is this love?
I forgot to add, he insults me and tells me awful words

The best thing to do is to quit the relationship. The guy is one of the good-for-nothing guys out there.

Smart006:
please how can I get this book

The price is $19.99 on Amazon. But I can sell it to much cheaper if you really want to buy.

Justbehave:
It's not about what it made in terms of money because women will rush to buy it since it is written by a woman. Guys never you read any relationship book authored by a woman.It can never be logical.

My major concern is to make money from this book. Women are the chased, so they know it all.

Because I know a lot about women, so I was able to write a very nice book. Also, my girlfriend couldn't believe I could write something so well about women and making them fall in love. The babe and her friends have been talking a lot about me lately.

ecstasy357:
Ok. Cool!

Yes, it is. It's live on Amazon.

ecstasy357:
It is not advisable to read a book written by a woman

I am the author. I used the pen name in order to make it more attractive. So far, the book has been selling nicely.

fattprince:
True bro. You hardly see a naturally beautiful girls nowadays.

Seeing a chick face-to-face before approaching her is the best. If you want to understand more about women, you can purchase my book online. It's a very wonderful book on women. My girlfriend read some part of it and she was like oh my God, who taught you all these? I quickly close the book and she's been asking me for a copy but I refused.

Naija246:
rubbish

In less than a week, this book has made over $50 online. Keep wallowing in poverty.

Every single guy out there needs this book. It tells you all you need to know about women's world.

laughitall:
Mumu Nigerians don't like this .. let's see if he's gonna .. give .. imma share it as airtime

The guy is my boss and a great guy. Do not underestimate him.

fattprince:
Will you reply my dm?

The babe might be photogenic. So, what you see is not always what you get.

hoMegas:
At the beginning of the week, I chanced across a topic by a popular Nairaland redpill merchant, describing how he created a female account and was bombarded with overwhelming attention.

Fast-forward to few days ago, I created a feminine account, and used the picture of my girl as the DP, Omo I've never seen as much as a single DM in my life but in less than an hour, I already had up to 27 dms.

It was insane actually, my profile picture on a norms has not even had one like sef, but I ganered like thirty likes ooo.

One wonders, why will these ladies not take some of you lightly, every now and then ,the occasional topic of a man paying for his girlfriends tuition, and the girl later pulling a fast one on him hits front-page, we wonder where such pussilianimated men come from. Yes they are in our midst.

On this note, I'll advice real males to take heart whenever the occasional slay queen acts up, they're only encouraged by these betacucks.


Take a red pill today and put a slay queen out of business.

Gracia's.

That's not a big deal. You don't need terminology. What you need is a solution.

NengakGodwin1:
Lol. And who told you I want to learn what's inside your ebuuk?

My intuition told me so.

Funkyswagzz:
I have dated a couple of beautiful girls in the past. What I observed is they always creat issues in a relationship. They just don't know how to behave, they are very stubborn and they love to be in control. Does it mean we can't date beautiful girls and leave in peace.... na dis matter I dey try solve since morning!!

Hahaha.

First of all, you need to know when a woman is genuinely frustrated with you over your poor behaviour, or she's just verbally expressing her frustration at not being the one to run the show.

Get a copy of this book and it'll solve your problems.

Forget about all that. Your solution is this. This book would teach you how to understand women's world and a natural way of getting them attracted to you. A guy just congratulated for getting a very nice girlfriend yesterday.

Chuky7:
okay...

I thought it was your book?...

Yes, I passionately used that pen name to make it more attractive and the book has sold over 10 copies in less than a week.

DanseMacabre:
Lol so how does she determine this on a faceless forum

How much be the book

It's sold $9.99 on Amazon and more than 10 people already bought the book. I will sell it to you N1,000.

How does she determine that? Because real guys are always busy and are not desperate when it comes to talking to women.

DanseMacabre:
I'm sorry this would not be a long read. Please pardon grammatical errors.

Brief synopsis...

I had two crushes when I first got bammed into Nairaland.

First ishilove, because I'm unapologetically sapiosexual.

Second the eponymous title of this thread [ibkayee] for the same reason. Londoner, programmer, beauty slayer etc.

Unfortunately I gave up on ishi because she was already head-over-heels in her love for naptu2.

Consequently I transferred the aggression of my love to the Londoner, but to my greatest chagrin she rebuffed all my advances.

Why?


What do I do now


Expatiate.

A woman wants to see that you are doing something with your life and going somewhere. You need to get a copy of this book from me. I am the author and I exposed a lot of things about women.

OdefaGirl:
Ok.....we await..... well done.

That's the book. For a limited time, I'm keeping the price way below the cost price so that any person can afford it.

Chuky7:
hmmm...would love to read that...

can you tell me more on the gifting to manipulate women?

That's the book.