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iLegendd:

Modified: I noticed people (in the comment section) want to know the size and brand.

It's 52" LG and it was bought today. The seller wanted to kill me with high price as he blames it on brand and COVID-19.

As a broke guy, I had to up my negotiation skill to make sure he doesn't cheat me and the battle was a win win.

I even wanted to hang it on the wall today, but mehn, I'm tired so I'm lying on the bed waiting for sleep to come.

PS: I will NEVER mention the price on anything I buy on Nairaland — I noticed it makes my haters angry and depressed and some of them see it as oppression or arrogance, so I'll keep price tag out of my mouth in all posts I create starting from this year.

LG these days is not a good product especially TV. You could have gone for either Sony or TCL and of course 55". The picture quality of my TV is great. Moreso, whoever comes to my house often gets notice of that instantly including my friends.

That's my book with an interesting pen name. And for a limited time, I'm keeping the price way below the cost price so that any guy can afford it.

Women who are desperate don't want the same kind of fun that normal women do.

Positivechick:
I broke up with my boyfriend today,

I met him while I was serving, he was nice and the only friend I had, I served in a village. While we were serving he doesn’t give me much, I practically kinda fed him cause he was always in my place. He had a roommate and I didn’t. Before he gives me any money we always had issues, not like he doesn’t hv to give. He just doesn’t want to. I don’t even ask for much.

After service we continued dating, he had no job so I told him to get a teaching job he said never ever, he rather follow he’s friends up and down , I kept quite watching what his plans maybe, I hv never asked him for a dim since we finished service mid last year, got a teaching job so taking care of myself.

My birthday would be coming up, his just passed, I told him that I would be expecting some cash on my birthday. We talked today and he’s telling me he spent all he’s money for he’s birthday, that if money comes he will send but right now he has no money, placing me on the probability table, so I said u couldn’t keep the one u would send me, he said people were buying drinks and buying drinks and he couldn’t tell them to stop. Am like are u serious ? I had to remind him that my birthday is few days away and he started saying he won’t be able to send anything. I told him without him doing the needful that there is no us.

Am tired, he has no vision, No focus , no aim , he depends on his friends and it's annoying. I think about he’s future more than he does , he’s always in the present. He’s making me feel like a bad person that he would make it. I hope he makes it but the relationship is so draining and I am 100% faithful to someone with no sense of reasoning. He’s Saying I am dating someone that’s why I want to leave him. He isn’t even addressing the issue we hv on ground .

Thoughts??

Yes, women can be bitchy if you don't know how to handle them. You probably made a fool out of yourself once and now you don't want it to happen again.

Acmepreneur:
Lol, Ode

I know you will insult me for saying the truth.

Your man has another girl and that's the bitter truth.

Your relationship with him is problematic and nothing to write home about. And also, try as much as you can to improve your English.

Chuky7:
hmmm...would love to read that...

can you tell me more on the gifting to manipulate women?

What you need is swag.

OdefaGirl:
Well done dear, more grease to your elbow..... hope you will tell us when you're done?

Yes, I will. I revealed a lot about women and why it is very important to give a woman a gift once in a while. Women fall for gifts.

OdefaGirl:
Yeeeehhhh......one saved from her charm

That's crazy.

Unfortunately, a lot of guys would go gaga looking at those pictures. But one thing they failed to realize is pretty women have their own weaknesses. I am writing a book on that and would finish it soon.

OdefaGirl:
Well done Sister....... you are busy creating fake pleasure in our guys' minds.... tempting them to "do"...... it's not fair ooo....let them be.

These pictures don't really trip me. I have seen it all in life.

Good-for-nothing women in Nigeria are only good at posting naked pictures on the net. Nothing else.

Whois:
Lolz you just realized you're sad, annoying, and a mis leading olodo disturbing our peace here... yeye dey smell. I won't think twice to block you if the option is available on nairaland. Am an oldie here and I can categorically say you're One of those polluting this forum. Seun needs to do something about you and others alike.

Be nice to my boss. He taught me how to swim with the sharks.

iLegendd:
It's okay, but to me, I don't like joining things — I prefer creating things or re-creating it from an already existing one.

No route is bad as long as it leads to the intended destination while keeping all legalities in check.

Playboy.

nyzeo:
I am 33 and I come from a state from the south south. I met a girl in Lagos 4 years ago who is from the south east and we have been very good friends ever since then.

I have developed very strong affection for her over time and we started dating. We really love each other now and we have have finalized plans to get married anytime between this year and early next year.

The issues now is that my parents are insisting I marry from my state, somebody who speaks the same language. It has caused me to have issues with my mother because she is the orchestra of all this tribal bigotry.

Please lala and house memeber make una advice me abeg. I have found someone who truly complements my life I really sincerely love this lady. Thanks

Your parents are not comfortable with that. Which state are you from by the way?

Ancientbeing:
I don't really know how to feel, i feel belittled, i feel shocked, i feel confused...

I actually love gisting with the individuals in my vicinity, be it old or young but today marks a turning point, i guess.

The weather over here is really cool, so usually, i spend some time outside @ night. So there i was, relaxing today with eyes closed but then, i felt a presence. I peeped tiredly through an eye and lo, a girl around 15/16 stood, staring at me. I asked her casually if she was alright but then she replied "yes o, i know what you want and i will give you".
Wonders shall never cease. I'm planning on warning her mother seriously tomorrow

Your sense of reasoning is indeed faulty. She wanted to give you a glass of warm water, but because you are corrupt, you thought it's other way round.

Acmepreneur:
Please open your own thread for advertisements. I'm not having problem with IELTS, they intentionally did that.
I had 8, 8.5 except in speaking that I had a 6.5, and my first trial I had an 8 in same speaking that I keep having a 6.5. I have tutored people that have passed as well. So I'm sure they have a problem with marking. Thanks

Well, I don't want to get entangled with that. IELTS is not really difficult if you have a wide range of vocabulary.

Take care.

Acmepreneur:
Hello Nairalanders!
I'm an MSC holder with very good grades in both MSC and Bsc. I'm just tired of applying for jobs here in Nigeria, I'm a first class graduate and MSC .
I need suggestion on a country to travel to easily where I could get a job and earn something.
I need a job to do no matter how small, I just want to earn something and save and use that money to start a business.

I'm ready to do any types of menial jobs except washing dead bodies or working in toilets. But I don't mind sweeping, Washing plates, housemaids, nanny, etc
But I need the travelling to be easier than Canadian permanent Residence whatever as I'm tired of it. Ive done Eca, Wes, remaining IELTS. I can't apply for scholarships because I don't even have money for data or sending transcripts.

I also wants it to be 150k or less than 150k because I do not have money.
I mentioned Canadian because I'm currently processing it, but they won't pass me in IELTS so I'm kinda tired. I hate the exam already, as I kept failing what I once scored an 8 in, that is the speaking test. I got an 8 in the speaking Test the first time I wrote it, after reading so hard the second time, I kept getting 6.5 in speaking test. How is that even possible?

I have many skills I can use to fetch me money but I need money to make those skills fetch me money, even if it is small money, as small as #10,000, I don't have it. I already have my business plans and all, but I need to first work to save something and kickstart it, at this moment, there's no where to get such money, as my parents are not supportive likewise my family members.
I tried getting menial jobs in Nigeria, there's no menial jobs that I could get, most times, most people don't believe me when I say I need those menial jobs, they think I'm too big for those jobs.

Even teaching jobs, I couldn't get because the man thinks he pays just 10k and I won't want to collect it. So many stories like that,and in my home town, my parents will not allow me to do any dirty jobs. My look is a disadvantage to me, as no one will employ me as a sales girl or anything like that

I can only raise #150k for the travelling, and willing to work hard there. I just need to make some money to start my business and earning something. Thanks

No one will give me #150k if I want to start a business, but if I get to travel, I think I can still try to get it. But I need to be there to work

You need the right book for IELTS test but unfortunately, it's not free. Those who bought it from me passed the test with flying colours.

Do not let your dreams go in tatters. Also check out this link below as well. It's Germany.
https://myscholarshipsnetwork.com/fully-funded-daad-masters-scholarships-germany-2020/amp/

Yenefer:
With help from developers. most criminally corrupted tribe in the world. Nigeria is cursed because of them, they are cursed from above. Destroying Nigeria's name everywhere Evil children
Source:https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/survivors-nigeria-baby-factories-share-stories-200420091556574.html

Girls who fled Boko Haram attacks are being enslaved and rapped by human traffickers (developers) who then sell thier babies in Enugu. This is disgusting!!!

You talk too much!

BeardedMeat:
How in this case nau?

What I mean here is, sometimes a woman would say to a man, "I hate you", it doesn't really mean that she hated the man, it means the man in question is keeping her on her toes.

BeardedMeat:
Oh no! I dey feel you all along!
But you don loose me with this one!

I will only reply your first chat with a haughty " hi, who are you pls?
And can I see your face?

If you don't show up with a name in your next response, I will ignore you!

If you continue to pester me without giving your name still, I will block you! I don't care if you you could be the Prince of Aragon

That's not probably true because women do opposite of what they say.

muaa:
All these ones na story....
Not for my type pls

You're now an easy target.

iClef:
Maybe, they already know you and you probably have a bad reputation in that neighborhood. Chat with people who don't know you and things will be fine.

ChatDîcting people I know is too easy, so I prefer chatting with beautiful and intelligent girls I don't know — it works faster on them; especially religious girls.

For dumb girls, nothing works on them except money.

Hahaha.

bigpriik:
I have tried this techniques on some girls it worked but immediately I introduced myself they ran away.

Hahaha

iClef:
Note: Before is started the chat, I removed my profile picture to make the mystery/suspense stronger.

That's cool! I'm learning.

Hahahaha.

jlinkd78:
Uncle Femi pls leave Igbo proverb out of your deceitful explanation. To me and most others d person who leaked dat broadcast was d patriotic one as it's now clear that what u v been telling us was live transmission has always been pre-recorded. Why is it a big issue for your master to address Nigerians on realtime. Other countries their heads address live and take questions but here we are not even sure who was addressing us

It's simply because the man in Aso Rock is an imposter and would expose him if they allow a live telecast with journalists asking him questions.

hideraoluwa:
She’s gone bro

Yes, she is.

AkeNathan:
I deserve good things of life

Hahaha. See ur head.

AkeNathan:
Osino gini

Hahaha. O gini

AkeNathan:


Nna, pass m ya

Hahahahaha. You want to enjoy a good stuff, huh?

PharmD911:
Okay, I had 305 in the just concluded utme and I'm asking if I should go for dentistry, nursing or pharmacy.

To the bosses out there, pls which one do u suggest I go for?

Nursing is a lot. Nigeria is disintegrating. With a few years experience, you can work in Europe and make cool money.

AkeNathan:
Shut up

Anybody who stands to endanger the peace and health of all Ebonyians is a threat and must be treated as such.

Law offenders must not be let lose whether you are a religious or academic leader.

Take your rubbish talk away from Ebonyi state

Hahaha. Take it easy, brother.

AkeNathan:
UNN girl?

No.