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primesoccer:
Addition: I am business oriented. To make her depend less on any man for money, I have created a passive income source for her that generates about 20k for her monthly

You dont av a gf bro.
You only have a leech.
Best you discard the leech b4 sh3 sucks you dry.

I am interested in the quoted section above. Can you also teach on how man can get a passive income as well?

OluwasureGig:
Hi nairalanders, I know the world is battling coronavirus and I probably shouldn't be talking about this at the moment but I could use your advice just incase we all survive this pandemic that has so bedeviled us.

I'm a young man in my mid-twenties and by this time last year I was broke and had a very poor account balance but by the Grace of God things are different now. My business is booming and I'm balling. Now I'm the type of guy that likes to look good and smell nice always, and this might just have proven to be my Achilles heel

It happens that there's this extremely beautiful girl I've been crushing on in church and I finally made my move this Sunday. We got talking and exchanged numbers. Now this girl is like my dream girl; she's very very beautiful facially, tall, has a fat ass, perky boobs, flat stomach and very straight legs. She basically looks like them models we see on IG

The problem is I asked her out and she said she can't date me because she thinks that I'm "too clean" and would therefore cheat on her as a result. I've tried all I can to make her change her perception but she is not coming along. Please what do I do or say to this girl to make her date and marry me because I've already sworn that she'll be my last bus stop in the dating world.

Please your advice will be duely appreciated. Thanks

The kind of girl you just described are the types that likes rugged/badt boys.
that you are too clean for her means you are too buttish for her.

she go cheat on you las las bro.
Harry songz: Even your babe get boo... oh oh oh oh...

MiVida:
my love for her isn't that deep to get to such ridiculous extents you're portraying bro. MBA!

she portrays the features of a KILLER WIFE.
Women like this are the JEALOUS types. ALWAYS SUSPECTING you and NEVER TRUSTING.
Anytime you come home late from work (when/if you guys eventually got married), you go need to dey explain yourself always.
She is the type that wil ALWAYS BELIEVE her suspicion and not your explanation.

You havent gotten yourselves chained (in the name of marriage) yet so RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

Neroiam:
Sabi boi

My own ancestors were confirm hunters. My great grandfather(killed a leopard bare-handed), grandfather(bout 9ft-long python), and father(steady bush meat)

Only animal i ever hunted: woman

You are greater than your predecessors.
Na woman dangerous pass of all the 4 you mentioned..

GamalNasser:
They have burnt down the singers family house , they have arrested his parents , they have chased his entire family from Kano so what more do they want ?

They want to Kill for the man who had died thousands of years ago..

donbachi:
People dey even use their hands wash plates...dey shout "madam put 4 me,na me 1st come"...and she go dey very rude.

When people start doing the abominable for d sake of buying food which you will pay your money for, then u need to take 2 steps back and watch well..

frankmoney:
Who else noticed that after the Coronavirus outbreak all the Hong Kong protesters that have been protesting for months have disappeared .

The fear of corona..

YoungPerson:
It is because of people like you I refused to join the military. See how you're judging the case from two paragraphs and a 30 second video that explains next to nothing. I for find you and flog sense into your synapses.


As a parent, I use my hard earned money that I worked tirelessly for to buy a phone for my child so as to track him or her in this evil world we live in. That child defies school rules and takes it to school. The school finds it and asks my child to destroy it in front of the whole school under duress with a camera in front of her. I don't have this information but then I wake up to see the video on Nairaland frontpage, bros, people go die.

And when you finish "dieing the people", what next?

Vulcan24:
the need that necessitate AMOTEKUN dictates the mandate and am sure the public is Keen on their operation

AMOTEKUN can't be seen at bustop or sidewalk flagging down motorist or harrassing dreadlocked guys.

A certain need also necessitated SARS, NPF, NArmy, and the likes.

See what they do nowadays compared to their sole primary aim of creation?

Its human nature... Just that blackman will always abuse that which needs to be efficiently used.

Mistaicey2288:
Cool.. As much as i do not like this Oyetola too just like his predecessor Aregbesola, i must commend him on this one thing he just did. I mean how can the entire primary and secondary school students in a state have a single uniform? That is really dangerous i must say. For example, it will be easy for the bad eggs among the students in some schools to perpetrate evil in some other schools and go away with it because there's no way to identity the school they belong to.. Even forgetting the danger aspect, it's totally all shades of wrong...

Needless to say the colour of the school uniform is also a dull one. A colour a pig wld love to wear at all times even without washing..

Am sure he doesnt know the effect of colours on ones mentality?

tophumble:
Hmmmmm


I just pray Amotekun will not disappoint those of us who are solidly behind them.

May God help them wipe out crime from the South West and Nigeria

I follow you pray the prayer. Cos when power intoxicates a man; he becomes a bully.
OPC did the same.

There ought to be a check somewhere. Else, amotekun will sure pounce on the small animals around it.

Biodun556:
Fraudsters are making research on daily basis. Beware!

FRAUDSTER
ACCOUNT HACKER
419er

Only one person?
The guy CV solid..

6 year old dude?
With no smile on your face when posing for a pix?
This dude is gon be a wife beater....
Watch out!!

GamalNasser:
Stupid Turk giving rebels SAMs

Thats what they know how to do best..
Stupid turks...

Same way they wanted to wipe out a whole Albanian race..

Officialgarri:
Admittedly, the word is in Chaos.

Eve shouldn't have eaten that Apple.

Or betterstill, ate it alone if she was that tempted to... But no.
Mumu Adam no go gree..

Wetin go happen to am if d key to the padlock lost?

amunkita:
That guy on red looks like that boy that calls himself Airforce1....

Abi he has left yahoo for fishing

May God forgive u

They should get better uniform for them.
This brown colour is off mehn..

demo4ril97:
it should depend on what you choose to do and why. None is certain to make a breakthrough but I would choose domain flipping due to it flexibility, you may just keep waiting forever or luckily make it earlier in domain flipping.

Never get tired of investing Money and Patience in whatever benefits you would appreciate.

Hello.
What is the first step to take in domain registering, parking and sales?

How can i contact you?
I am interested..

lilmax:
You have two marlians bro


They might not finish secondary school

Hahahahaghaha.
Werey re oooohhhhh

powerhouse3:
I stated my mind ,but here you are calling me gullible,when ambode evict that priest from government quarter ,I believe its was because of his maid?

Dont mind the guy.
He probably must be typing that shit from under his madam.....that is if "he" is not a she though..

With the way people are meeting this man upandan, some people will still come to tell us they met him at hEAvEn's gate gardens...

Just wait...

omokoginimi:
Oh wow! If he can, I can do it. I’m gonna use this transformation to motivate myself

Getting back in the gym January

I thought you were serious about what you said you were gonna do...

...until I saw "January"..

OP... Where are you based?
your location can evidently affect your level of exposure.

Where is your sister and her fiance based or intend to settle down after marriage?

WHATEVER HAPPENS, PLS TELL HER TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE VILLAGE WHERE THOSE PEOPLE CAN FRUSTRATE HER MARRIAGE AND LIFE.

Some traditions are bore out of SELFISHNESS.

IF ITS NOT A TABOO ACCORDING TO THE HOLY BOOKS, THEN IT IS A SELFISH ACT BY THE ANCESTORS.

your sister has my blessings in addition to your dads'...

EFULEFU1:
I am planning to marry her. We Have courted for one year.

I have caught her stealing my money twice but in all cases, she wept, knelt and begged me, saying it is the spirit of succubus and incubus that makes her do that.

I forgave her because I am mad over this girl. I so love her.

Now I caught her via her phone chats, that she has been deleting her chats with a guy she claims is her classmate. After not talking to her for two days, she wept and knelt to beg me, confessing that, the guy has proposed to her and that the spirits of succubus and incubus made her delete the chats.

She says I should take her to a prophet for deliverance.

I so love her

Please what do you advise?

Thanks

YOU CAUGHT A GIRL STEALING FROM YOU TWICE AND ALSO DELETING THE CHATS SHE HAD WITH HER SIDE GUY.

THE MONEY SHE STOLE, IF SHE HAD ASKED YOU (IN THE WAYS OF A WOMAN), WOULDNT YOU HAVE GIVEN IT TO HER?

YET, YOU CLAIM TO BE MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER?
THIS IS NOT MADLY IN LOVE BRO... THIS IS STUPIDLY IN LOVE.

WHAT DOES EFULEFU REALLY MEAN?

byna:
We got married in 2012 and ever since then we have been blessed with 3kids (3,boys).
I have a monthly upkeep of 130k for my wife as she only comes to our factory and goes home without doing much for the day aside taking care of kids and cooking.

I noticed that each time we have a misunderstanding, we both keep straight faces for days and she behaves as though she is less concerned to make up. It doesn't affect her chores or cooking as for me I hardly reject food served.

Now, after a couple of days, she would come for sex without wanting us to discuss and resolve the disagreement first.

Even when I feel rudely insulted, this happens. She feels whatever she does doesnt matter as long as Las Las na sex go end am. But I feel it's wrong and issues should be kept straight and fun time separate.

So we had same issues last week and we have been keeping straight faces yet I've been eating her food. Sometimes she joins me for mng prayers, sometimes she does her privately ( we do together before any misunderstanding)
So this mng she appeared stark nude to my room and demanded for sex after almost 15 days. I told her it would be unfair if we sweep the pass e events under the duvet. She got up and told me she wasn't ready to discuss any past misunderstanding that she came to f*uck. I told her I wasn't ready till issues are ironed out.

She taught it was business as usually as my John Thomas always disappoint me each time I see her nude but today I was ready to turn her down.

I Want to know if it's proper to always treat ur spouse the way you like knowing fully well that sex is their weak point for reconciliation?

Mature minds pls

NEVER EVER SHARE A SEPARATE ROOM WITH YOUR WIFE...THAT IS THE BEGINNING OF MISCOMMUNICATION.

MISCOMMUNICATION WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO YOU TWO BECOMING "STRANGERS LIVING UNDER THE SAME ROOF".

IF YOUR WIFE OFFENDS YOU AND STILL HAVE SEC WITH YOU, TRY AND OFFEND HER TOO AND LATER GO TO HER FOR SEX...
SEE HOW SHE REACTS WHEN THE TABLE IS TURNED THE OTHER WAY ROUND.

THEN YOU WILL CAN TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL ANYTIME SHE DOES SAME TO YOU..

olabrinks:
Hardship children lack of freedom and too much responsibilities

More wisdom to your knowledge mah sistah..

J111333:
Did I hear to smoke weed? Village people have finally won.

Lai lai..
The guy just started LIVING his LIFE..

They all look the same to me.
The arresters and arrestee..

Freemanbobble:
You know nothing son
You know nothing about terrorism son
Our soldiers are trying
Terrorists are like hydra. When their head is cut off then expect another head as an outgrowth from different parts of the body instantly
Which means they are a movement
You can't put an end to terrorism. You can only reduce their activities

Even if you combine all military branches and forces from different part of the world still you can defeat terrorist

Al Qaeda, al-shabhab, taliban, Hamas, Al nusra front, hizbul Mujahedeen, lakshar e-taiba, hayat tahir Al -al- sham are bigger boys
Even America dey fear to engage these boys one on one
Because those boys nor dey retreat and them nor dey surrender. Especially that Taliban

And i repeat you know nothing son

You didn't mention fulani Herdsmen..
Why?

saheedbadmus:
Ahhhhhhh (igbo) 160m worth of india hemp. What do our youths gain smoking this ..

Your security guards look like criminals in uniform.
Well, it takes criminals to ward off criminals.

Try and tell them to at least smile a little when next you want to take a picture.
The smile will make them look more customer "friendly".

NwaAmaikpe:




The things they do for the Gram.
Photo looks super staged.

All those cords on him just for a crash..in Nigeria?

My brethren.
Al those cords you see come with a price.

If you know, you know..