₦airaland Forum

Macsjebs:
Source: http://www.newspatrolling.com/can-you-drink-snake-venom/

Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShfabTBpnaA

ME? DRINK SNAKE VENOM?
SHEY U DEY WHINE ME NI??

ZOOM ON THE FACE OF THE GUY IN THE 2ND IMAGE.... DOES HE LOOK NORMAL TO YOU?

Khalid72:
Do nokia phones have good ba3?

Nokia should sue you for this question.

Clinghton:
Marriage is about compatibility, if she isn't you know what to do.

If you fail exam, u go say na lecturer nor like you. Whereas, na u nor dey take time read instructions before you jump into the exam questions..

nochyemish:
So are you saying we are going to be buy like 4 cylinder in a year, 1 per quarter?

Stay class, u nor go gree. Na to dey jump fence upandan. U C ya laif

nuelyoyo:
Hey God! Maybe this is the reason why my weight hasn't changed in the last ten years.

lol....

Gambit23:
Stop spreading ur gross ignorance outside sir

lol..
tis lyk ur blood sweet abi

nuelyoyo:
I don't even think towards diabolism when I eat out, the only thing I worry about is hygiene.

When the gods are involved, hygiene is not a problem. They will keep you healthy enough to keep coming back for more...while they keep sucking the suckables off you...

900warriorz:
Nothing in that least beats my Agege Bread and Ewagoyin

My precious fluffy hot soft white agege bread with succulent agoyin beans

Was actually expecting the OP to include agege bread and ewa agohin... D list is incomplete.

slivertongue:
only a dot brain can make such a dot statement

Pls dont insult the brain. Bubu has none...not even a dot.

Bola146:
please ooo, we are still suffering of costly beans and fruits... Pity us

What else is not coming from the north What happened to our farming system here

I co-ask.

djblue007:
Hello, good people of nairaland. I received this job invite from beebeejump. Kindly help verify and probably share your experience if you have any with them.

Dear Candidate,


Top of the day to you and Trust this mail meets you well !.

With reference to your A.pplication, you are being considered for the role of an. Warehouse Officer , below is the schedule of interview chat in our company.

Date: Tuesday, 18th May, 2021
Time: 1pm Prompt
Venue: BeeBeeJump Int'l Ltd (Novel House) Plot 3, Block J, Otunba Jobi Fele way Alausa Ikeja

Landmark: Corporate Affairs(CAC)

Please come along with an updated copy of your cv and a passport photograph

Kindly confirm your availability by replying to this email.

Yours Sincerely,

Rose Obomiata

Visible errors:
1. You are an APPLICANT. NOT a candidate.
2. No official letter will greet you by saying, "Top of the day to you and Trust this mail meets you well !."
3. The grammatical errors and even the punctuations are wrongly placed.
4. What on earth is an interview chat? Interview na Interview. Chat na chat.
Monkey na monkey. Banana na banana. Wihch one be monkey banana?
5. Rose Obomiata. In Yoruba, that means something-something swallows pepper. thats quite huge.

Be careful though. If you must go, go with ur crew. let some people stay outside in d neighborhood and call you intermittently till you are done.

I wish you luck.

emorse:
How many of our leaders can effectively run a pig farm?

POINT OF CORRECTION... "RULERS", NOT LEADERS..

Samunique:
The man is going too far.

I pray he won't dig his grave with his own hand.

He just did... Sunday Igboho just shot himself in the foot.

ecomalchemist:
Auto Mechanic, Tiling and Plumbing.


Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat, ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...

Affordable megatron 50,000mah powerbanks with 4 output units, type c and normal usb cord. payment on delivery within Lagos and Nationwide dispatch

U deserve a standing ovation..

There are yahoo boys and there are RITUALISTS.
These are NOT yahoo boys...
These are RITUALISTS...chikena

GeneralPula:
What Pasuma even said is different from what the voice in the video translated..

Who no dey talk Iyalaya anybody? Even Teni use ham sing..

U dey mind day yeye guy doing d youtube video?
person wey ihn forced oyinbo accent be like aremu onitakpa english.
He doesnt understand sh*t...

StagethemTVee:
Fuji star Wasiu Alabi Pasuma is seen cruising a G-Wagon in this video and also dissing followers and viewers while hanging out with friends. He cusses out viewers and throws jabs at perceived haters.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLVk4agGUoM

on the streetz, "Iya yin" is NOT a curse. Neither is it an insult.
Its just an expression. More like "e choke" as being said nowadays.

If u like, misquote me, Iyalaya anybody...

saphiere:
Chioma was very much single before Davido met her.

Even if she had a boyfriend, did she disfigure the guy before leaving him? If Davido can't marry Chioma for whatever reason, let him return Chioma back to her normal self.

I swear if I were Chioma, Davido would be rotting in jail. I will so drag him in courts till that money his family claim they have finishes.

Nonsense.

Dis one wey u carry anoda person matta for head like unicorn. I tend to wonder wetin u stand to gain for their matta.
I nor even sure say chioma sabi u.

So why d vexation?

Penguin2:
You see in this life, just choose what you wanna do with your life and be consistent, someday it will pay.

These artistes now never blow but they are 10million naira richer already.

That's what conditional cash transfer truly is and not 30k Npower or 10k tradermoni.

With 10million, these guys are made for life.

Anybody not made, can never be made.

Thank u Wike!

Modified:

So I realized some people seem to countering my suggestion that "With 10million, these guys are made for life", arguing that 10million isn't a lot of money.

My first statement to them is whoever 10million naira is not a lot of money to in a country where some live below $1 a day and some people work for a month to be paid 5k, no amount of money will ever be a lot to them. And that's how you know ingrates.

I spoke as someone with knowledge of the music industry who knows that a lot of talents abide in the street but are constrained by lack of funds.

Another thing is that music will drain you of your fund, leave you hungry and teach you real life lessons. So any artiste wey dey street wey see 10million no suppose misuse am.

Now let me break down this money to support why anyone doing music and got 10million should be made.

If I got 10million today, I will divide the money into two. Invest 5m into my music and keep 5m somewhere.

Of the 5m I'm investing in music, take 1m and meet a good producer cum mixer(don't go for Youngjohn, Kelp vibes or killertunes them that will ask for 10m for one beat) and create an album or an EP. Give it good beat and quality mixing.

Out of the tracks you made, look for which one you think will be fans favorite and shoot a music video for it. Make sure the video doesn't take more than 1m.

Now upload your album or EP on streaming platforms and release it to the world. And upload the video on YouTube. Data is the new oil.

Remember you have 3m left. Now with about 500k, you can hire 5 influencers on twitter and Instagram to carry your matter for head for one week.

Pay 500k to Mtvbase to play your video.

Check major cities of the country and the best radio stations therein and pay them to play your song for one month. 50k-100k can do the magic.

Most of all, get a manager.

Now hit the social media and do whatever you can to make your own noise too. I'm a fan of controversy. The one not damaging.

If after all these you don't see an appreciable growth in your music career, then go and take that 5m you kept and start a business. Music is not your destiny.

Remember, after keen observation of the industry, I do not think there's any role for magic and the spirits to play. Making it in music requires pure practical and calculated steps.

Gracias!

I think Seun should include more emojis like clapping hands, double raised hands (twale)., etc to NL.
You deserve a standing ovation...

I am a man caught in between 3 choices of learning the handiwork of BARBING, TAILORING or PHOTOGRAPHY.
Which of these is more lucrative for one to learn in this Nigeria of ours?
Put in consideration the current situation of things in the country.

PLEASE mod mynd444 and co help push this to the front page because I need this to make my decision as fast as possible.

Modified... I am a fine artist (though not a professional). So i know quite well that I can do well in any of the above field.

I know also that to focus solely on making money shouldn't be d primary focus to learning/starting a business but to solve problem by providing any kind of needed service. When you provide solutions to a need in terms of service, one gets paid.

musicology:
I am a public servant with a regular salary however I am addicted to betting and it is affecting my finances and most especially, my family.
Please nairalanders , how do I get out? It is killing me

QUESTION: DO YOU PLAY VIRTUAL BETTING (i.e AJA N SA'RE AND D LIKES)?
IF YES, THATS THE PROBLEM. YOU ARE GAMBLING. NOT BETTING.

BETTING IS A HABIT.

Q: HOW DO YOU PICK UP A HABIT?
A: GRADUAL ENGAGEMENTS TILL IT BECOMES A HABIT.

Q: HOW DO YOU STOP A BAD HABIT?
A: YOU STOP GRADUALLY...YOU CANNOT STOP ABRUPTLY.

IF YOU DO BET (AS IN NORMAL BETTING AND NOT VIRTUALS), TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO DISCIPLINE YOURSELF TO REDUCE THE NUMBER OF BETS YOU PLAY PER DAY AND ALSO THE AMOUNT YOU STAKE WITH. OVER TIME, YOU KEEP REDUCING IT TILL IT WEARS OFF.

*NEVER CHASE YOUR LOSES.
*BET WITH ONLY THE AMOUNT YOU CAN AFFORD TO GIVE A BEGGAR AND NOT FEEL ENTITLED TO.

P/.S: YOU CANNOT (I REPEAT) CANNOT STOP BETTING ABRUPTLY. IT TAKES GRADUAL PROCESS. IT TAKES TIME

SELAH..

gabazin080:
firstly I am a carpenter and furniture maker. a friend on the the next street called me to come fix his door net. on getting there I stripped the clothes I wore from home to my working cover-all. I put my clothes with my pulse inside on the chair in their sitting room.

few minutes later I wanted a cold Pepsi, on getting to where I dropped my clothes, I realized #500 was missing from my pulse but I thought maybe I left it at home. I went outside to get the soft drink and I met my friend's 11 year old daughter drinking yogurt with snacks.

I asked where she got the money from and she said her dad gave her the money. I asked his dad if he gave her money to get something and he said no. that's when I told him #500 was missing from my clothes I dropped in their sitting room and I went outside now and saw her daughter drinking yogurt with snacks.

he then begged me to forgive the girl and returned my money, he told me about how the girl has been disgracing him in the compound by entering people's room to steal. she steals from the parents too and in school and will later say its one spirit that used to tell her where people keep their money and to go and steal it.

he claimed the problem is spiritual and has gone to some pastors and alfas but no changes.
the thought of the little girl's problem never left my mind till I finish my work there that day that's why I brought it here, ask u guys if such thing could be spiritual and what can be done because he is tired of beating her everyday with no changes

They should just keep all the money in the house with her.... Dog nor fit chop bone wey dem hang for hin neck...

Ope ooh

OkuFaba:
Runs gone wrong..

RIP to the dead

A condom would have prevented this..

Fahdiga:
He might be suffering from either a psychological, emotional or mental problem. people mistakenly thinks that with money all problems will automatically vanish but that's not the case

Mo dye irun mi yellow, mo tun dye e si green. People think say na swag but dey dnt knw i was losing my mind.. Olamide 2020.

Goodness34:
OK God bless you

P.S.....No one will give you a dime on here..
Everyone is facing a battle individually.

The only thing you can be offered are ideas to build on.
Its now left for you to use it or leave it.

But i wld implore you not to ignore the wise ideas of d wise.. It gives life to the lifeless.

Goodness34:
I don't play games it's against my belive or religion to bet

Good for you.
Learn a skill.
Thats the secret.

No door is ever too hard to open for he who has the right tools. Tools here is SKILL/HANDIWORK

Goodness34:
am begging for my life and he's using it to mock me. Please somebody save me

Guy, go and learn a skill... B4 d end of d year, u will surely write a different story....IF YOU BELIEVE.

Goodness34:
don't worry its all about time

Btw, if you play virtual betting, You had betta STOP IT.. that thing can sure add to a young man's frustration..

Goodness34:
don't worry its all about time

If u die, u die for nothing.
Better go and learn a skill...
Barbing is a good start..
Before you know it, if u improve yourself, you wont lack d basic things u need..

Na who give up Bleep up..

Cutehector:
Drink sniper

A fool will always show his skills..

blackpanthar:
etinosa012@gmail.com

Were you able to get the info?
Is it worth it?