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blackpanthar:
etinosa012@gmail.com

Will get across to you soon. I have a feeling we have a lot to do together in the nearest future.

maternal:
I love you'll always be a foreigner abroad. Serious question, what has Nigeria given you being a native ?

Kindly read my last paragraph again to comprehend fully..

blackpanthar:
Talk to him and see if he has a plan... or if he just wants to escape and come home to "rest"

For you, why not learn a skill and start your hustle so that when your brother comes home, you can teach him a skill too... SCHOOL IN NAIJA IS NO LONGER THE WAY O... hmmm... just let your brother drop school first and learn a skill then he can sponsor himself

I can say it boastfully to you that you are both streetwise n homewise...

Dem teach u for house.... U come go out learn join...

Weldone.... May ur source of wisdom neva run dry...

blackpanthar:
For individual or company/organisations SWOT is
Strength = Your strength or the strength of your idea
Weakness = your own weakness, so you can employ those who have strength were you are weak
Opportunities = Opportunities for you and your business idea to thrive and spread
Threats = rivals, competitors, any miscellaneous factor(e.g weather) and policies that may not be favorable to your business

The image will help

Gracias

confusedmind1:
Hello nairalanders,

Help me in making the right decision on the next step to take.


I'm a programmer working remotely for an European based company where I earn 450 to 500k monthly depending on the exchange rate. I stay in the Eastern part of the country where cost of living is more affordable so I make a decent savings monthly as I cut my expenses as much as possible.

I have issue with making a decision between settling down here in Nigeria and running a tech company(which I have a already started investing on for some months now) or channeling my energy to pursing the Canada express entry program.

I seem to be too comfortable but the way people are leaving the country it makes it to be as if we do not have hope in the country and the only hope is traveling abroad. I have some friends who are doing better than me here in Nigeria that had already left.

Currently I have built a bungalow where I stay with my family, and also started foundations for block of flats which I intend to rent after completion, but recently I started having cold feet if I should continue with the building of block of flats and at the same time building my tech company or just abandon it and divert my energy to Canadian express entry so I can move and start afresh in Canada with my family.

Please I need your advice on how to choose my next step.

LET ME REPEAT WHAT SOMEONE ELSE SAID..

Move only if you have a good job waiting for you in canada..if not focus on ur tech company in naija and keep accumulating properties.

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A FOREIGNER (STRANGER) IN ANOTHER MAN'S LAND NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU ARE THERE.

Though Nigeria is NOT encouraging but be sure to have a SOLID BASE here even before moving abroad.

blackpanthar:
1) Learn how to keep things to yourself
2) Learn who your real friends are
3) digital marketing (every thing in this life is based on marketing and packaging)
4) learn about real estate
5) learn how to drive (in case you consider TAXIFY/UBER)
6) learn how to write and sell books online
7) learn how to design android apps and publish them so you can earn from admob
learn how to invest in cryptocurrency and grow your 1m to 6m in weeks or months with the right guides
9) learn how to read foriegn stocks and join us in BAMBOO app and other apps to trade US stocks and make profit daily
10) LEARN how to Un-learn and RE-LEARN.

I wish you well bro

Lovely

blackpanthar:
There is something called SWOT Analysis.... you need to do it for whatever area and business you choose.

This 2020 has been a year of reset... you need to set up a business that will thrive irrespective of lockdown or plandemic.

Let me give you a few...

1) FOOD PROCESSING or FOOD COOKING
2) Agric-tech( where you invEst in buying a farm and you get as little as 50% ROI in 5 months.
3) STOCKS or FOREX.... (well... this one is late because if you used 4M to buy dollar at the beginning of the lockdown, by now you would have more than 6M)
4) Land.. then you put it out for LEASE (this is big business if you are in an industrial area)
5) health kits too
6) tech (setting up a dating or earning or news website or app is huge business)
7) real estate
mobile printing press (a van that is converted to a mobile office and you can drive to campuses and print on a daily basis)... someone sold this business here on NL for 850k with gen and other stuff.
9) TRUCK business (this is a very big business because a company handles every other thing for you once you buy the truck at an installment of 1.5m)
10) YOU (why not learn skills that will make you so versatile for less than 500k and then use the 3.5 to establish yourself)

Now sit and think which one your personality can cope with. Then Launch. I wish you well bro

You said it all.
Do tell about SWOT..
what does it really entail?

I know i can read about it on google but tell what it really entails in a layman's language... Tnx

Zzor:
He should look for some lady around to help him do that, its only very stingy men that are always patronising the market

You grew up with the wrong set of men around u.

Poshriel:
I am here ooh.. I don't play hard to get ooh and I am not cheap to get too ooh.
I know there are still good guys here who can be good friends and still be funny at the same time.

Just DM at dami.ojo@yahoo.com

When u say u are not cheap to get... Wah exactly do u mean? Do u av a price tag?
I love ur nose though.... 4gt who or wat anybody says. I fit play wt ur nose til thy kingdom cum..

McCoy662:
I just noticed my girlfriend has a butterfly and a star tattoo on her laps and some waist beads. I have known her for about 4 months now, but I've never seen the tattoos. I knew about the waist beads.
Just saw that tattoos today and I asked her the meaning, she laughed it off and asked if I didn't know she was and is a cultist. I asked her if it's marine cult or secret cults we know and she just said she's a cultist. Though she sounded unserious like it's a normal ladies fashion but I'm not comfortable at all with that especially as I've not known the reason behind it.

Somebody please help.... Do anyone know if it's a symbol? if it's peculiar to any cult group? does it have any spiritual connection? Does it pose any threat to my destiny??

Admins please help push to fp.

YOur girlfriend dey do tattoo, cone join waist beads... Why u come dey fear? Are u a church boy? She's the "wild, young n free" cultist. Enjoy ur time wt unaselves while it last.

madridguy:
This is not enough. Cancel every Nigeria politicians visa and send their children back to Nigeria.

Then and ONLY THEN will they develop the educational system of the country...

Emir8:
Here is the time schedule:

Secondary school: 8:00AM - 4:00PM
University: 8:00AM - 6:00PM

I used to teach some Lebanese and Pakistanis children private lessons from 4:30 to 6:30 in which I make up to N58,000 a month. I have to sacrifice that too if I accept the university work

I think you already know what you want..
You are only looking for validation elsewhere.
Follow your heart mr man. And not the pressure of men (or women)..

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR LOVE FOR HER AND YOUR OWN PEACE OF MIND, MAKE SURE YOU GET WEALTHY... not just rich.

WORK SO HARD THAT YOU WILL MAKE SO MUCH WEALTH THAT WILL BRING (YOU AND) HER THE RESPECT THAT SHE DESERVES.
ONCE THE MONEY COME, PEOPLE THAT SAY YOU SHOULD NOT MARRY HER WILL CALL HER "MUMMY WA"

You just watch..
May God bless you both.

maduxs:
Admin please bring this post to light. I have an albino girlfriend, we have been dating for a while now but the fact remains that the stigmatization is too much. People discriminate against her so much.

Every time I'm walking with her people looks at us as if we came from another planets. All my close relations and friends I told about her discouraged me from getting married to her. Everybody is against me, they told me how can I introduce albinism to my lineage.

I understand that she has a very poor visual acuity, she is prone to skin cancer, she will depend on me to get some certain task done especially under sun.

She is a very good girl, what I'm looking at is what is inside her I mean her personality even though she is obese, she gives me peace of mind.

Finally she is also a petrochemical engineer, and very brilliant person though her albinism has been disadvantageous to her from getting a better job. I just proposed to her against all odds even though I'm all alone.

Should I go on to marry her? Please I need advice from people with mature minds.

oluwadabira222:
Nothing spectacular bout the boy joor

OGA, CALM DOWN.....JUST CALM DOWN..

rawpadgin:
u are a very wise man

He has always dated classy & beautiful chicks but discovered that they are almost unmarriageable so he decided to look beyond physical appearance. Now he's got the not beautiful but marriageable type, he now finding her unattractive

Just tell us you are the "friend" in question.

oba4ever:
Iya Aladuke,

Comfort Omoge

I still listen to comfort omoge every morning.
Its a soul lifter..

prettyangel10:
This Veno's Nigeria go survive song then was really nice then, as in.... Andrew no check out, stay and build your country, Nigeria go survive.
Nigeria go survive, Africa go survive
Our people go survive o,
Nigeria go survive. They all really made impact.
Time dey fly sha.

ANDREW WILL BE THANKING HIS STARS FOR NOT LISTENING TO THE ADVISE THEN.

vastolord4:
Na only music? Or is there blood attached to the money? Ma the same music Tony tetuila and style plus dem do? Or azadus..

There is always 2 sides to everything....including music.
In music, its called SHOW BIZNESS.

If you know about one and not the other, Its what you know that will work for you.
If you know about both, the better for you.

Obviously, Patoranking knows more than just one aspect of music and tis working well for him..

Kontinu

satelliteDISH:
Blind man carrying a crippled on his back said, "e be like say plenty fine girls dey dis area?"
Cripple: "how U take know, U see them?"
Blind man: "No, but Ur prick dey stand since we enter this area."





*Since yesterday I haven't been able to go out because my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and told him she will have se'x with all the neighbours around....I'm still here waiting for my turn!





*U'r dating 4 guys and you are mocking a prostitute my sis it's the same company just that your in the private sector and she in public sector.*





*Ordinary go and off the light, you are jumping and jubilating. What if she turns to snake?*





*I joined a por^n group to advise them with the word of God� but my beloved people*
*I am now the Admin




Having bad roommates in school will give you an idea of what it's like to be married to the wrong person.





It's only in Africa where a person will speak to a cockroach before and after killing it.
Before:- He/she will be like "who told you to come here"
After:- "I told you I will kill you"




Not everyone is qualified to know your house.
Some friendships should end at the office, church, road,train station and the mall. Wisdom.




*You've dated 10boys/man and broke up with all of them because they don't understand you. My sister, are you further maths?*





That Bad moment your Boyfriend throws you on the bed, trying to feel Sexy. Then you hit your head on the bedstead and die. My Sister "Hell Fire straight"




Girls who wear skirts when visiting their ninjas we really really appreciate you




*My wife wanted to humiliate me in front of her parents, saying am not good in bed. But all her 3 sisters said it's a big lie.*
Na the matter we still dey settle now...






*Some girls are so romantic a girl saved my number as 2 SECONDS GUY*
*I asked her the meaning and she told me " she fell in love with me just 2 seconds after she saw me"*
AWWUU




*Someone cannot dial wrong number in Nigeria and a politician or a celebrity will pick.* Must it be aboki



You are a Lady, No job, no Education, no Handwork & you said u are ready 4 marriage, what are you going there to do?




It’s only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realize there’s always a way to solve a problem without violence.




*When ur boss starts saying stop calling me sir! Call me Eric. My sister just find iron pant and wear
If u know u know



*Dating a guy with a big dick is fun, good sex!! great orgasms!! aww!! until you breakup and realise the wide problem he left with you




*Dear husbands, if you want to unlock your wife's phone, either pattern or password. Just buy biscuits and sweet for your last born.*
Try it and thank me later.
;




Ur Boyfriend Is Using Itel Phone & U Think The Relationship Will Last!




I Can Twerk...I Can Twerk...
Naso Pad Take Fall From chizoba Yansh

hopefulLandlord:
Bullsheet! I know rich men and women that engage in the two acts. It only becomes an issue if it gets out of control just like almost anything in life. Control is key

And the rich men and women told you they watch porn and masturbate?
Let us know when ur dodo has done abeg.

cynosuree:
Good morning. .
I'd like to know what you think

Simply reading all you wrote here, one can easily decipher that you are the talkie-talkie type of person.

D most suitable dude for you is a good listener.
Dont expect d dude to be a talker overnight. Help him to be a good listener instead.
Give him time.

Have you not heard that Opposites attract?

Oluwasaeon:
Imagine disagreeing

Thats all the dibia needs to deal with the disagreer...

SavageResponse:
That's what quality food does

Junk food more like..

travelland:
Ouch! that hurts! Lol that's a fake troll story

You sound like the wife or someone close to her supporting her "mission"

seanwilliam:
stop saying nonsense with confidence.. the guy succeeded because he is hardworking and doesnt depend on his father's wealth..

Davido has already been a candle that lightens up a particular place where he may find himself.

His dad's money is the fuel that blows him in/out of proportion (depending on how you look at it).

We all know the extra good we can do when money is FULLY involved.

As for Burna boy, the priest already said it all...

"Na Who Blow Come Still Blow People Na Him We Wey Be Igbo�� People Dey Call Odogwu"


"Na Who Blow Come Still Blow People Na Him We Wey Be Igbo�� People Dey Call Odogwu"


"Na Who Blow Come Still Blow People Na Him We Wey Be Igbo�� People Dey Call Odogwu"


the crux of all matter..

Beremx:
Keep using Shea Butter. That’s the only cure to it

u dey mind am?
someone like him wont listen to SIMPLE ADVICE.
He wants quick action cure.

Balogun106:
I'm currently using Shea butter on it, but it's staining my shirts and also the smell on it are on almost all my shirts, reason is that i can no longer take off my shirts or even put on Singlet. So whenever i apply Shea butter i normally out my shirt on immediately on the bathroom after bathing, so the Shea butter am applying on it normally rubs my shirt also the smell of it are all over any shirt i wore, so i stopped applying it.

1. Reading thru your story, I noticed you are someone who wants to grow an iroko tree in 1 month.

YOU SHOULD TRY AND WORK ON YOUR "PATIENCE" AT APPROACHING ISSUES bro.
Your impatience got you where you are.

2. Get original HONEY and original SHEA BUTTER gangan from those market women (NOT those packaged cream ooh) and apply it to the affected areas. You will get a good result.

Do not smear your chest with the honey or shea butter. Simply apply it on the affected part as you would apply simple cream on your body.
DO NOT SCOOP SHEA BUTTER on your chest bro. Simply apply it.

Just like someone rightly said, "It's an effective treatment against any form of scar, you might not get your clear skin back, but it will definitely remove the scars."

this one you are saying shea butter is smelling on your shirt, its lyk u neva ready to solve your self-inflicted problem.

May God guide you through...that is if u get ear to listen sha.

Randy100:
I picked up my phone and texted her "God bless your father for raising a great daughter like you. Good night."

Some feminist go still tackle you for this your quote... Why the father? And not the mother?

Awon olobe jatijati...

rhymesu28:
My people, I greet you all.

I am a married man with a child. We did our child's dedication few days ago online and my wife is angry that I should have spent more to entertain our neighbors after giving them soft drinks.

I have considered my pocket and sincerely with the present situation if I don't cut down my expenses it will be hard on us.

For almost two months now no salary. I have explained to her but she is not pleased with me.

How should I go about this matter please?

YOU DID NOT MARRY A WIFE.
YOU ONLY MARRIED A HOUSEMATE.

A WIFE WOULD BUILD YOUR HOME.
A HOUSEMATE WOULD ONLY SHOWOFF HOW "WELL" YOUR HOUSE IS.

donbachi:
Just take a look at that pic up there...the woman is wearing face mask and the governor is not wearing...to tell u there no coronavirus in nigeria.

You need to apply sanitizer to your ignorance..

the only superstar player to ever win champions cup both outside and inside the prison yard.
Dinho...u gbaski