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Poshriel:
I am here ooh.. I don't play hard to get ooh and I am not cheap to get too ooh.
I know there are still good guys here who can be good friends and still be funny at the same time.

Just DM at dami.ojo@yahoo.com

When u say u are not cheap to get... Wah exactly do u mean? Do u av a price tag?
I love ur nose though.... 4gt who or wat anybody says. I fit play wt ur nose til thy kingdom cum..

McCoy662:
I just noticed my girlfriend has a butterfly and a star tattoo on her laps and some waist beads. I have known her for about 4 months now, but I've never seen the tattoos. I knew about the waist beads.
Just saw that tattoos today and I asked her the meaning, she laughed it off and asked if I didn't know she was and is a cultist. I asked her if it's marine cult or secret cults we know and she just said she's a cultist. Though she sounded unserious like it's a normal ladies fashion but I'm not comfortable at all with that especially as I've not known the reason behind it.

Somebody please help.... Do anyone know if it's a symbol? if it's peculiar to any cult group? does it have any spiritual connection? Does it pose any threat to my destiny??

Admins please help push to fp.

YOur girlfriend dey do tattoo, cone join waist beads... Why u come dey fear? Are u a church boy? She's the "wild, young n free" cultist. Enjoy ur time wt unaselves while it last.

madridguy:
This is not enough. Cancel every Nigeria politicians visa and send their children back to Nigeria.

Then and ONLY THEN will they develop the educational system of the country...

Emir8:
Here is the time schedule:

Secondary school: 8:00AM - 4:00PM
University: 8:00AM - 6:00PM

I used to teach some Lebanese and Pakistanis children private lessons from 4:30 to 6:30 in which I make up to N58,000 a month. I have to sacrifice that too if I accept the university work

I think you already know what you want..
You are only looking for validation elsewhere.
Follow your heart mr man. And not the pressure of men (or women)..

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR LOVE FOR HER AND YOUR OWN PEACE OF MIND, MAKE SURE YOU GET WEALTHY... not just rich.

WORK SO HARD THAT YOU WILL MAKE SO MUCH WEALTH THAT WILL BRING (YOU AND) HER THE RESPECT THAT SHE DESERVES.
ONCE THE MONEY COME, PEOPLE THAT SAY YOU SHOULD NOT MARRY HER WILL CALL HER "MUMMY WA"

You just watch..
May God bless you both.

maduxs:
Admin please bring this post to light. I have an albino girlfriend, we have been dating for a while now but the fact remains that the stigmatization is too much. People discriminate against her so much.

Every time I'm walking with her people looks at us as if we came from another planets. All my close relations and friends I told about her discouraged me from getting married to her. Everybody is against me, they told me how can I introduce albinism to my lineage.

I understand that she has a very poor visual acuity, she is prone to skin cancer, she will depend on me to get some certain task done especially under sun.

She is a very good girl, what I'm looking at is what is inside her I mean her personality even though she is obese, she gives me peace of mind.

Finally she is also a petrochemical engineer, and very brilliant person though her albinism has been disadvantageous to her from getting a better job. I just proposed to her against all odds even though I'm all alone.

Should I go on to marry her? Please I need advice from people with mature minds.

oluwadabira222:
Nothing spectacular bout the boy joor

OGA, CALM DOWN.....JUST CALM DOWN..

rawpadgin:
u are a very wise man

He has always dated classy & beautiful chicks but discovered that they are almost unmarriageable so he decided to look beyond physical appearance. Now he's got the not beautiful but marriageable type, he now finding her unattractive

Just tell us you are the "friend" in question.

oba4ever:
Iya Aladuke,

Comfort Omoge

I still listen to comfort omoge every morning.
Its a soul lifter..

prettyangel10:
This Veno's Nigeria go survive song then was really nice then, as in.... Andrew no check out, stay and build your country, Nigeria go survive.
Nigeria go survive, Africa go survive
Our people go survive o,
Nigeria go survive. They all really made impact.
Time dey fly sha.

ANDREW WILL BE THANKING HIS STARS FOR NOT LISTENING TO THE ADVISE THEN.

vastolord4:
Na only music? Or is there blood attached to the money? Ma the same music Tony tetuila and style plus dem do? Or azadus..

There is always 2 sides to everything....including music.
In music, its called SHOW BIZNESS.

If you know about one and not the other, Its what you know that will work for you.
If you know about both, the better for you.

Obviously, Patoranking knows more than just one aspect of music and tis working well for him..

Kontinu

satelliteDISH:
Blind man carrying a crippled on his back said, "e be like say plenty fine girls dey dis area?"
Cripple: "how U take know, U see them?"
Blind man: "No, but Ur prick dey stand since we enter this area."





*Since yesterday I haven't been able to go out because my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and told him she will have se'x with all the neighbours around....I'm still here waiting for my turn!





*U'r dating 4 guys and you are mocking a prostitute my sis it's the same company just that your in the private sector and she in public sector.*





*Ordinary go and off the light, you are jumping and jubilating. What if she turns to snake?*





*I joined a por^n group to advise them with the word of God� but my beloved people*
*I am now the Admin




Having bad roommates in school will give you an idea of what it's like to be married to the wrong person.





It's only in Africa where a person will speak to a cockroach before and after killing it.
Before:- He/she will be like "who told you to come here"
After:- "I told you I will kill you"




Not everyone is qualified to know your house.
Some friendships should end at the office, church, road,train station and the mall. Wisdom.




*You've dated 10boys/man and broke up with all of them because they don't understand you. My sister, are you further maths?*





That Bad moment your Boyfriend throws you on the bed, trying to feel Sexy. Then you hit your head on the bedstead and die. My Sister "Hell Fire straight"




Girls who wear skirts when visiting their ninjas we really really appreciate you




*My wife wanted to humiliate me in front of her parents, saying am not good in bed. But all her 3 sisters said it's a big lie.*
Na the matter we still dey settle now...






*Some girls are so romantic a girl saved my number as 2 SECONDS GUY*
*I asked her the meaning and she told me " she fell in love with me just 2 seconds after she saw me"*
AWWUU




*Someone cannot dial wrong number in Nigeria and a politician or a celebrity will pick.* Must it be aboki



You are a Lady, No job, no Education, no Handwork & you said u are ready 4 marriage, what are you going there to do?




It’s only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realize there’s always a way to solve a problem without violence.




*When ur boss starts saying stop calling me sir! Call me Eric. My sister just find iron pant and wear
If u know u know



*Dating a guy with a big dick is fun, good sex!! great orgasms!! aww!! until you breakup and realise the wide problem he left with you




*Dear husbands, if you want to unlock your wife's phone, either pattern or password. Just buy biscuits and sweet for your last born.*
Try it and thank me later.
;




Ur Boyfriend Is Using Itel Phone & U Think The Relationship Will Last!




I Can Twerk...I Can Twerk...
Naso Pad Take Fall From chizoba Yansh

hopefulLandlord:
Bullsheet! I know rich men and women that engage in the two acts. It only becomes an issue if it gets out of control just like almost anything in life. Control is key

And the rich men and women told you they watch porn and masturbate?
Let us know when ur dodo has done abeg.

cynosuree:
Good morning. .
I'd like to know what you think

Simply reading all you wrote here, one can easily decipher that you are the talkie-talkie type of person.

D most suitable dude for you is a good listener.
Dont expect d dude to be a talker overnight. Help him to be a good listener instead.
Give him time.

Have you not heard that Opposites attract?

Oluwasaeon:
Imagine disagreeing

Thats all the dibia needs to deal with the disagreer...

SavageResponse:
That's what quality food does

Junk food more like..

travelland:
Ouch! that hurts! Lol that's a fake troll story

You sound like the wife or someone close to her supporting her "mission"

seanwilliam:
stop saying nonsense with confidence.. the guy succeeded because he is hardworking and doesnt depend on his father's wealth..

Davido has already been a candle that lightens up a particular place where he may find himself.

His dad's money is the fuel that blows him in/out of proportion (depending on how you look at it).

We all know the extra good we can do when money is FULLY involved.

As for Burna boy, the priest already said it all...

"Na Who Blow Come Still Blow People Na Him We Wey Be Igbo�� People Dey Call Odogwu"


"Na Who Blow Come Still Blow People Na Him We Wey Be Igbo�� People Dey Call Odogwu"


"Na Who Blow Come Still Blow People Na Him We Wey Be Igbo�� People Dey Call Odogwu"


the crux of all matter..

Beremx:
Keep using Shea Butter. That’s the only cure to it

u dey mind am?
someone like him wont listen to SIMPLE ADVICE.
He wants quick action cure.

Balogun106:
I'm currently using Shea butter on it, but it's staining my shirts and also the smell on it are on almost all my shirts, reason is that i can no longer take off my shirts or even put on Singlet. So whenever i apply Shea butter i normally out my shirt on immediately on the bathroom after bathing, so the Shea butter am applying on it normally rubs my shirt also the smell of it are all over any shirt i wore, so i stopped applying it.

1. Reading thru your story, I noticed you are someone who wants to grow an iroko tree in 1 month.

YOU SHOULD TRY AND WORK ON YOUR "PATIENCE" AT APPROACHING ISSUES bro.
Your impatience got you where you are.

2. Get original HONEY and original SHEA BUTTER gangan from those market women (NOT those packaged cream ooh) and apply it to the affected areas. You will get a good result.

Do not smear your chest with the honey or shea butter. Simply apply it on the affected part as you would apply simple cream on your body.
DO NOT SCOOP SHEA BUTTER on your chest bro. Simply apply it.

Just like someone rightly said, "It's an effective treatment against any form of scar, you might not get your clear skin back, but it will definitely remove the scars."

this one you are saying shea butter is smelling on your shirt, its lyk u neva ready to solve your self-inflicted problem.

May God guide you through...that is if u get ear to listen sha.

Randy100:
I picked up my phone and texted her "God bless your father for raising a great daughter like you. Good night."

Some feminist go still tackle you for this your quote... Why the father? And not the mother?

Awon olobe jatijati...

rhymesu28:
My people, I greet you all.

I am a married man with a child. We did our child's dedication few days ago online and my wife is angry that I should have spent more to entertain our neighbors after giving them soft drinks.

I have considered my pocket and sincerely with the present situation if I don't cut down my expenses it will be hard on us.

For almost two months now no salary. I have explained to her but she is not pleased with me.

How should I go about this matter please?

YOU DID NOT MARRY A WIFE.
YOU ONLY MARRIED A HOUSEMATE.

A WIFE WOULD BUILD YOUR HOME.
A HOUSEMATE WOULD ONLY SHOWOFF HOW "WELL" YOUR HOUSE IS.

donbachi:
Just take a look at that pic up there...the woman is wearing face mask and the governor is not wearing...to tell u there no coronavirus in nigeria.

You need to apply sanitizer to your ignorance..

the only superstar player to ever win champions cup both outside and inside the prison yard.
Dinho...u gbaski

primesoccer:
Addition: I am business oriented. To make her depend less on any man for money, I have created a passive income source for her that generates about 20k for her monthly

You dont av a gf bro.
You only have a leech.
Best you discard the leech b4 sh3 sucks you dry.

I am interested in the quoted section above. Can you also teach on how man can get a passive income as well?

OluwasureGig:
Hi nairalanders, I know the world is battling coronavirus and I probably shouldn't be talking about this at the moment but I could use your advice just incase we all survive this pandemic that has so bedeviled us.

I'm a young man in my mid-twenties and by this time last year I was broke and had a very poor account balance but by the Grace of God things are different now. My business is booming and I'm balling. Now I'm the type of guy that likes to look good and smell nice always, and this might just have proven to be my Achilles heel

It happens that there's this extremely beautiful girl I've been crushing on in church and I finally made my move this Sunday. We got talking and exchanged numbers. Now this girl is like my dream girl; she's very very beautiful facially, tall, has a fat ass, perky boobs, flat stomach and very straight legs. She basically looks like them models we see on IG

The problem is I asked her out and she said she can't date me because she thinks that I'm "too clean" and would therefore cheat on her as a result. I've tried all I can to make her change her perception but she is not coming along. Please what do I do or say to this girl to make her date and marry me because I've already sworn that she'll be my last bus stop in the dating world.

Please your advice will be duely appreciated. Thanks

The kind of girl you just described are the types that likes rugged/badt boys.
that you are too clean for her means you are too buttish for her.

she go cheat on you las las bro.
Harry songz: Even your babe get boo... oh oh oh oh...

MiVida:
my love for her isn't that deep to get to such ridiculous extents you're portraying bro. MBA!

she portrays the features of a KILLER WIFE.
Women like this are the JEALOUS types. ALWAYS SUSPECTING you and NEVER TRUSTING.
Anytime you come home late from work (when/if you guys eventually got married), you go need to dey explain yourself always.
She is the type that wil ALWAYS BELIEVE her suspicion and not your explanation.

You havent gotten yourselves chained (in the name of marriage) yet so RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

Neroiam:
Sabi boi

My own ancestors were confirm hunters. My great grandfather(killed a leopard bare-handed), grandfather(bout 9ft-long python), and father(steady bush meat)

Only animal i ever hunted: woman

You are greater than your predecessors.
Na woman dangerous pass of all the 4 you mentioned..

GamalNasser:
They have burnt down the singers family house , they have arrested his parents , they have chased his entire family from Kano so what more do they want ?

They want to Kill for the man who had died thousands of years ago..

donbachi:
People dey even use their hands wash plates...dey shout "madam put 4 me,na me 1st come"...and she go dey very rude.

When people start doing the abominable for d sake of buying food which you will pay your money for, then u need to take 2 steps back and watch well..

frankmoney:
Who else noticed that after the Coronavirus outbreak all the Hong Kong protesters that have been protesting for months have disappeared .

The fear of corona..

YoungPerson:
It is because of people like you I refused to join the military. See how you're judging the case from two paragraphs and a 30 second video that explains next to nothing. I for find you and flog sense into your synapses.


As a parent, I use my hard earned money that I worked tirelessly for to buy a phone for my child so as to track him or her in this evil world we live in. That child defies school rules and takes it to school. The school finds it and asks my child to destroy it in front of the whole school under duress with a camera in front of her. I don't have this information but then I wake up to see the video on Nairaland frontpage, bros, people go die.

And when you finish "dieing the people", what next?