₦airaland Forum

WarriFirstBorn:
Like someone said, your start up is weak. I have like 5 different white women I am talking to face to face on Facebook and I am 'collecting' from them steady. Of course they know I am Nigerian. I am not using any stolen image of a white man. I am talking about my normal Facebook account.
Most of these white women actually love black guys, especially Africans.

When you send a friend request and it gets accepted, start the chat with a very catchy line.
Something like "Hello beautiful", "hello gorgeous", "hello charming". Then when you get a response, you reply next "How you doing, angel?". When that is answered, you go "how is your family"?.Most of them love it when you ask them this question. When that is answered, you go "Are you married?". The answer you get determines your next line of action. If she is single, then there is hope for you to shoot your shot.

Another thing you must know is that you must not have photos of you and someone you are in a romantic relationship with scattered all over your Facebook if you intend to be doing face work on Facebook. I am in a very serious relationship but none of her photos are on my Facebook. Of course she understands the reasons behind such. Any of the women that I am involved with on Facebook, I make sure I block them on her own Facebook,because she has photos of both of us in her Facebook page.

You must be a sweet talker. These white women love guys that have their ways with words. Even though you know this woman is very ugly, you must tell her she is the most gorgeous woman on earth. Lol..... Na so we see the hustle o.

Women (especially those of the western world) are moved by words... Men (all over the world including Africans) are moved by what we see..

When your mouth sweet, u will have your way around women..

[quote author=Gadafii post=107478422]One nigerian guy using a Polish woman's face and name just blocked op

alaye even said "i am poland" before he corrected him self
/quote]

He/she said "Am poland" not "i am poland".
A typical Nigerian way of saying "i am" .. ��

judedwriter:
He needs lots of luck...

Ronald koeman was also a barca legend.

One is an indigene... D otha a foreigner..
Difference is clear..

GreenVILLETiPS:
*WILL BE DROPPING SOME GAMES HERE AS WE USED TO DO IN THE PAST..*
CLICK "LIKE OR SHARE" IF YOU ARE IN.....

Welcome back boss... Its long over due..

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A PUBLIC STUNT TO ME?

dig64:
So somebody will be unfortunate enough to call this thing "father"?

Anytime you see Oga Lai pout his mouth like that, he is about to spew his content..

Agness7:
Yesterday was the first time I would be seeing my former secondary school in over two years since I relocated from my former area.
To say I was shocked with what is left of the school is an understatement, it was an eyesore.
No teachers, no chairs, I almost shed tears.
Bushes has almost taken over the school, major part of the roof has been ruined, all the buildings are dilapidated.
Students sits on bare floor to learn, and it's a shame I learnt there are no teachers in the school that parents now employ and pay teachers through community efforts.
What is edo state govt doing? We didn't vote you guys to destroy our system.

THis looks like a kidnapper's den.
Are you sure this is a school?

Bryankentwood11:
Okay guys, I will make it short and simple, I have done everything possible for her, like I spoilt her with food and possibly money too, now she just feels comfortable at home , sleeping all day, then wakes up and demand money, I have been paying for one thing or the other every week of this relationship, I give her money for food and all, and she has parent, I feel like I’m suffocating, I can’t even save anymore, and she has a handwork but just too lazy or relentless to even work, guys advice me on this please

YOU ARE ONLY GIVING HER WHAT SHE WANTS....NOT WHAT SHE NEEDS.
ALL THE MONEY YOU ARE GIVING HER, SHE IS GIVING SOME DUDE ELSEWHERE WHO IS REALLY GIVING HER WHAT SHE REALLY NEEDS.

Belafonte:
I think the couple deserve what the photographer did

See pictures below for full story

a friend would not do what both of them did to each other..

Osobi32:
The fault is with we the parents, we killed our government school system and now the private schools are here to rob us of our hard earned cash. Ask urself this simple question..... did u attend a private school to become who u are today? Have u not seen kids who attend a regular government school and are still very bright academically, even more brighter than those that attend the so called private schools. I think we all need to wake up and go back to the old ways! Same curriculum, same books, same subjects..... the only difference is the building and environment and most private schools are not up to standard of what a private schools should be in actual sense. Meanwhile I have noticed that most of us parents do send our kids to private school just to show off and to feel belonged. Too bad

You got it wrong... The GOVERNMENT killed our government educational system simply because NONE of their children go to schools here in Nigeria.

Most of us went to the govt schools while growing up because the system was GOOD then before govt murdered it.

Most of these private owned schools are actually DAYCARE because they are the ones taking care of our children during the day while the parents are busy hustling from morning till night. Hence, they feel they can bill you extra for the services cum favour
rendered.

Even the PTA (Parents-Teacher Association) has lost its credibility has no one knows their rights anymore...

May God save the dead (system).

Goldbw122:
This man need to gets his brain checked at least common sense should tell him that "This is a woman's job" why is he saying other wise.

Na overdo dey worry am. U knw say when person too dey ovedo, he go begin think say sun nor yellow...say na combination of different white lights.
Whereas, common sense tells us the sun is yellow..

What i do not understand is why they blurred his face and other criminals faces at that..

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

What could have caused this situation, is it a medical problem or it's spiritual?

A two months old baby looking like 80yrs old woman!!!!

https://briefly.co.za/108090-mom-20-gives-birth-daughter-with-rare-condition-known-progeria.html

Female BENJAMIN BUTTON reborn..

Geminiempress:
Man like TB Joshua... To b honest eee don tey wey i go any church last but i pray to God and i bliv in him. I wish TBJ get branches everywhere i will gladly return back to my father's house... Let love lead. Rest on my spiritual mentor

.

When you say "branches", you are referring to all these charades of churches we have all around. I believe you meant to say "parishes".

timothy2396:
How I want take eat 6 times a day for this Buhari regime.....

Or take a nap 5 times sef.. How

All animals have a way of sensing things way before they happen...

jonaifame22:
Well,this is coming at a time,when I'm seriously single like number 1, my place is quite comfortable, I have a DStv,a PlayStation 3,my room is always cold all thanks to my two horse power air-conditioning.

My ex gf left me like an evil spirit been cast out by a strong man of God,since then I've been lonely like akon's debut single.

I work my own business with my bus,and I can afford to give her 1k daily for feeding while she'll eat what she wants when she returns from work.she's quite sexy, and she has lived with me and my ex last year for some weeks.

The kind of job I do requires that I work all day and I have lots of customers, and jobs come for me on a steady and I earn well.

She's fun like an activity of interest,and she fits into something that could do well for me after a long days hustle,at least someone to talk with,I have prayed severally to God to help me find a lively girl,who CLD keep me company after work hours,this looks like an opportunity,I wanna take it, but I'm kind of drawing back like the hairline of someone suffering from frontal hair baldness

Feeding will never be an issue, but how about my ex,how will she feel. Hmmmmmmm

Waiting for what Nwamaikpe would say to this if he ever sees it.. He seems to always have the right words for every situation...

BDXTRA:
It's Lord of the Rings for me. More than 15 years movie and it is still one of the best.

Anytime I watch it, the movie sucks me inside it, as if I should be one of the characters participating inside despite the dangers. It's a great fantasy/adventure movie with taste of lost wonders and ancient flavor.

Its classic in the sense that despite it was a Nollywood movie, NOT A SINGLE WORD OF FUVKERY WAS SAID IN IT...

The GodFather Trilogy.
The Lord of The Rings.
The Hobbit.
The Bourne Trilogy.
Forrest Gump.
Shawshank Redemption.
Taken 1-3.
Apocalypto.
Black November.
Once upon a time in America.
Ted 1 & 2
Menace II Society
Juice
Million Dollar Baby.
Gladiator.

Updated.....

Wahala Kunle
October 1st
13 hours..Secret soldiers of Benghazi.
Black Hawk Down.
Coming to America 1.
Bones 1 & 2
Goodfellas.
Carlito's way
My name is Khan
3 Idiots

Etc..

I will be back...

Pumpumking:
...ok so u sayin yor parents are 50 years old ....correct?....are they twins sir?(no ofeinse)

Not surprised by your question..
Na pumpkin full ur head..

DaddyRochie1642:
Madam why my statement dey pepper you for body

Na dem.

ME? DRINK SNAKE VENOM?
SHEY U DEY WHINE ME NI??

ZOOM ON THE FACE OF THE GUY IN THE 2ND IMAGE.... DOES HE LOOK NORMAL TO YOU?

Macsjebs:
Source: http://www.newspatrolling.com/can-you-drink-snake-venom/

Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShfabTBpnaA

ME? DRINK SNAKE VENOM?
SHEY U DEY WHINE ME NI??

ZOOM ON THE FACE OF THE GUY IN THE 2ND IMAGE.... DOES HE LOOK NORMAL TO YOU?

Khalid72:
Do nokia phones have good ba3?

Nokia should sue you for this question.

Clinghton:
Marriage is about compatibility, if she isn't you know what to do.

If you fail exam, u go say na lecturer nor like you. Whereas, na u nor dey take time read instructions before you jump into the exam questions..

nochyemish:
So are you saying we are going to be buy like 4 cylinder in a year, 1 per quarter?

Stay class, u nor go gree. Na to dey jump fence upandan. U C ya laif

nuelyoyo:
Hey God! Maybe this is the reason why my weight hasn't changed in the last ten years.

lol....

Gambit23:
Stop spreading ur gross ignorance outside sir

lol..
tis lyk ur blood sweet abi

nuelyoyo:
I don't even think towards diabolism when I eat out, the only thing I worry about is hygiene.

When the gods are involved, hygiene is not a problem. They will keep you healthy enough to keep coming back for more...while they keep sucking the suckables off you...

900warriorz:
Nothing in that least beats my Agege Bread and Ewagoyin

My precious fluffy hot soft white agege bread with succulent agoyin beans

Was actually expecting the OP to include agege bread and ewa agohin... D list is incomplete.