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I don't keep best friends. I have pals I relate with but what they know about me is only what I want them to know because the closer you being people to you, the more they'll know deep things about you.

The more they know about you, the easier it would be for them to betray you or sell you out.

Answer the following questions.

1. How much is your house rent?

2. Are you married with kids, engaged, have a girlfriend or single?

3. If you're to park or sell your jalopy car and resort to public transportation, how much would you be spending per month from your house to your place of work?

4. How much do you spend on food per day?

5. Do you have any addictions, if yes, what are they?

6. Do you have any dependant(s) aged parents, siblings, if yes, how many?

Your answer would help me draw a budget for you.

Goodlyhrt:
Sometimes I just feel like running away from everyone forever. Maybe when I become a billionaire I will acquire an island in the middle of nowhere and stay alone with AI-powered machine servants 😐😐.

I don't think I can deal with humans.

They are so frigging petty, always putting their fellows down. Self-serving pricks that would sell everyone and anyone for the right price.

Humans are horrible in the sense that the percentage of the horrible ones far outnumbers the not-so-horrible ones.

The worst of them all are those slimy pretenders that pose as 'FRIENDS'.

God damn you..let them in so much that they know your weakness then you are DOOMED!

For me though I have zeroed my mind on humans wickedness, betrayals, deceit, and what have you.. It is expected that they act their nature which is disgusting. So I don't suffer from heartbreak or depression from humans' disappointment I just shrug it off and unto the next human.

Maybe someday I'll meet the very minute percentage of humans that is remotely trustworthy.

I have faith that humans are passing through evolution of some sort and would get better in the future because my fuccking God humans are horrible!

What's your story.... spill we're all ears.

Persephone1:
Folake4u please how can I get on a train from Lagos to Spain?

No.. I'm not going to READ THE THREAD

Bring 5k let me waybill this book to you. 😏

DesChyko:
Great song! I used to own a Phil Collins Gold Collections. I lost it while renovations was ongoing in my homeland. 🥲

YouTube is your friend bro. You'd find them all on YouTube, you can download and play them later.

I'm also a lover of Phil Collins collection, so calm and smooth.

You won't understand how these okada guys constitute a nuisance on Lagos roads until you start driving.

They would drive in-between cars and either break your side mirror, scratch you, make you apply breaks suddenly because of their dangerous overtakes. You'd have to be extra careful so as not to hit them, cos it's obvious that they don't value their lives.

Please let them remain banned. The Lagos State government should enforce it. We don't want them on our roads anymore.

pocohantas:
Tell me you are joking, Naz.

Joking kwa, that's how I traveled during my schooling days. Most especially when I started throwing up during journeys.

I'll have a light breakfast the day before I travel and that would be it, the following day during my trip, I'll eat light snacks when we've covered half of the journey. When I eventually reach my destination, I'll eat properly. I noticed that after I started doing this, I
stopped throwing up, and maintained empty bowels all through the journey.

mariahAngel:
😲
Is it that serious?

Yup.

Goooooal Aston Villa for life.

Folake4u una de go relegation. 😜

Avoid eating the night before your trip. Your last meal should be a light breakfast a day before.

This would help you stay for hours during your trip without feeling the urge to use the restroom.

ahnie:
You dey egg ham on abii?

No be so... he's an old member with over 20k posts. If I had seen this thread earlier I would have given him a token.

If he was a new member with less than 100 post, that's when I would just read and ignore.

Tribal mark is drawn is on the cheeks. While tattoo can be drawn on any part of the body. 🙄

megyucyautos:
For God will bless those who bless me, let stop criticism.... Good Day sir/ma....pls I got issues with my business current ,sales is very poor. Today is my daughter's ONE YEAR birthday....I don't have cash now ,I am so cash trapped..... Pls support me even if it's 1k I will manage it ,will gather the money small small to atleast get her a cake and few drinks ,since I am unable to throw a party.plsssssss with ABEG..not easy for me this period

Here below is my account number


God bless you and ur families plenty for ur assistant...AMEN

You didn't post your account number. I'm just seeing this sef.

doggedfighter:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Even after cancelling the first one.

You don see am na..Tomorrow his type would say school na scam.

Kyase:
I want to apologize to Evans
Sorry my man

That goal VAR ruled as offside was a clear goal. VAR decisions hasn't really favoured us this season.

Wordson:
Congratulations Man U on ur win today..
Not a fan though, I believe u will get better henceforth

Amen

At least Onana kept a clean sheet today.

Finally.... full time 1:0. A well deserved victory for Manchester United.

Referee blow o...match have finish before they equalise us.

Bruno Fernandes is currently our best player. That should have been 2:0

4 minutes of added time. It kooks very long sef. They should have given like 2 or 3.

We should try and make it 2:0. This 1:0 lead is very dangerous.

michaelbelgium:
Rashford needs to be sold…that guy is a fool

He's an English player. The won't sell him. If he was an African player, he would have been offloaded a long time ago.

All these corner kicks these guys are playing is dangerous o. We should limit the way we give them set piece.

Stop fouling this people. They can take advantage of a set piece and score.

folake4u:
So I heard that ManUtd no longer knows how to play football oh. Na wa.

Did you check the scores before hearing what you heard? 🙄

doggedfighter:
Naz, I feel like giving you a knock on the head to bring you back to reality.

When we eventually finish top 3, I'll come for your head. I've saved this post. 😏

This is seriously serious.

Me I don comot hand from their mata, let's allow the police and the judiciary do their jobs.

Meanwhile photo of the day.

FLYFIRE:
Dreams are FREE

We started poorly last season, and yet we still finished 3rd.

It's just a poor start, we'll pick up along the way.

doggedfighter:
You say what ?

What are you doing here... haters aren't allowed in here.

Half time.

ManUtd leads by 1:0

FLYFIRE:
Where are the WomenU supporters.....ONLY four pages at half time?

They will lose this game 2:1 , mark my word

At this rate, its safe to say WomanU belongs in the lower rung not where they are

We're finishing top 3 this season. Save this post.