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 Romance › Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by Nazgul: 11:14am On Oct 22, 2023 |
The poor girl just bought the cucumber for consumption purpose. Her mom is the one who has a dirty mind.  31 Likes 5 Shares |
| Family › Re: Help! My Wife Doesn’t Enjoy Sex by Nazgul: 6:41am On Oct 22, 2023 |
Try to put her in the mood first, by kissing her, sucking her breasts, stimulating her clitoris... etc. If you keep mounting her whenever you have an erection, she'll keep complaining of pains cos she would still be very dry and not in the mood. 117 Likes 8 Shares |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 21st October 2023 by Nazgul: 6:30pm On Oct 21, 2023 |
This should be an easy 3 points for Manchester United. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Ladies: What Will You Do If DNA Result Confirms Your Husband Is Truly The Father by Nazgul: 11:21am On Oct 21, 2023 |
If I'm having having doubts about being the biological father of my children, and decide to carry out a DNA test on them, my wife wouldn't even be aware. I'll just do it codedly. If it's confirmed that I'm indeed their father, I'll lock up and no one would hear about it. If otherwise, all hell would be let loose. It's very foolish to start announcing to every tom díck and Harry that you want to carry out DNA test on your kids. Cos if it turns out that you're their father, your home would never remain the same again. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Men, Hello, Hi, Good Morning, No Be Message. Make Una Learn by Nazgul: 9:48pm On Oct 20, 2023 |
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| Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints New Leadership Across The Health Sector by Nazgul: 9:07pm On Oct 20, 2023*. Modified: 9:36pm On Oct 20, 2023 |
This man is acting as if he's not even aware of what's happening to our economy. He should stop telling us who he just employed and focus on getting our morbid refineries working between now and March next year, improve our power generation, give a knockout blow to insecurity, make standard of living easy for the average Nigerian... This is what he want, not publicized appointments. If I'm reading the news, I want to see something positive, not someone getting a job. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Kano & The Palace Is Your Home —Emir Of Kano Thanks Peter Obi For His Visit by Nazgul: 8:39pm On Oct 20, 2023*. Modified: 10:03pm On Oct 22, 2023 |
If not for tribalism, this man would have been in Aso Rock. The Tinubu they forced on us and we decided to manage for the next 4 years, is making us miss Buhari. Can you imagine. I never thought I would miss Buhari until Tinubu came on board. Tinubu's calamities has shown clearly that he had no laid down plan on how to manage the economy of this country. When he was avoiding media debates, we told them, they said he built Lagos, and he's a master strategist. If you tell me Tinubu is a master strategist in rigging, I'll agree with you...but in governance, no way. Because anybody can rule Lagos. Reason being that Lagos is already established. There are thousands of companies that rake in billions of tax to the state. There's a functional Port, An international airport along with a local wing, lots of large markets, and a huge population. So even if you put a youth corper there, all he needs is a working team and he'll do well cos the finances he would need to execute major project can easily be generated by the state. This is what we tried to explain to people, but hatred couldn't make them see beyond their nose. Look at where we are today. A nation who's economy literally survives on importation cannot sustain her local currency. Everyone is suffering, no end in sight, some are even telling us to give Tinubu more time. How can you give more time to someone who doesn't even know what he's doing? You removed subsidy, and in less than 5 months after removing it, you're paying for it again, doesn't that singular act show that he doesn't know what he's doing? Honestly, this country mata just taya me. As rich as we are in oil, we should be rubbing shoulders with UAE, Quarter and co, yet we're dying to get visas to these countries. 39 Likes 4 Shares |
| Health › Re: How Many Days Should A Guy Wear Boxers Before Washing? by Nazgul: 10:08am On Oct 20, 2023 |
For me, I wear one boxer per day. Once I take my evening bath, I either remain naked (since I'm living alone) or if the weather is cold, I put on pyjamas. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: The Worst Has Happened. Let No Mod Touch This Post Or Take it To Front Page by Nazgul: 10:05am On Oct 18, 2023 |
Lol I can relate. I remember one thread like that about what a person should have before hitting 40. I stated my own opinion and innocently replied someone who ask if I've achieved any of what I posted. The following day when I woke up, I had over 50 mentions, frustrated and depressed people were just masturbating on my mentions as if I'm the cause of their misery. I just jejely logged out to face my work. I can't come and go and kill myself. The thing is Nairaland mods lack creativity. The creative mods of romance and family sections we had those days have all gone. So in order to meet up with their daily Front page target, the mods end up moving any topic on these sections they feel might generate traffic to the front page. This means that if you shared anything personal about yourself on any topic, and it hits the front page, it's definitely going to become public, thus giving you a trailer load of mentions. My advice, mind what you share about yourself. That experience taught me a lot that day. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Travel › Re: Another Set of BRT Buses Collide In Ikorodu, Passengers Injured (photos) by Nazgul: 6:41pm On Oct 17, 2023*. Modified: 8:32pm On Oct 17, 2023 |
Khyrvxjzy:You should ask God to keep you alive till 2027 first. That should be your priority considering how Tinubu is driving you all who voted for him into abject poverty with his clueless policies, than making misguided statements about a tribe that doesn't know or care about your existence. |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Are Those Corrupt Habits That Nigerians Have Accepted As Normal? by Nazgul: 3:50pm On Oct 17, 2023 |
Khyrvxjzy:Lol...when last did you buy fuel. Once your keg is 25 liters and above, you'll be charged additional N500 by the attendant. It's a normal thing we're all used to. I buy fuel regularly, so I'm already used to it. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Family Members Are Asking Me To Leave My Wife And Daughter by Nazgul: 12:56pm On Oct 17, 2023 |
Your salary was 45k. An amount with you were barely managing as a single man, yet you impregnated an orphan with zero financial value, thus crippling the little finances you had coming your way. Now you're complaining. Stop thinking with your penis una no go hear. Oya carry your cross. 9 Likes |
| Family › Re: Wife Pours Water On Matrimonial Bed Because Husband Refuses To Buy Her Wig (vid) by Nazgul: 12:12pm On Oct 17, 2023 |
nosa2ekundayo:Olodo, I'm a guy. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: One Chance Criminals In Benin Caught On Camera Operating Live (pics/video) by Nazgul: 9:24pm On Oct 16, 2023 |
I pray they're caught... 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Wife Pours Water On Matrimonial Bed Because Husband Refuses To Buy Her Wig (vid) by Nazgul: 9:13pm On Oct 16, 2023*. Modified: 9:31pm On Oct 16, 2023 |
I want a woman that has breasts and nyash...see am here. Nigeria men are becoming dumb by the day because they place value on the boobs and bum of a woman rather than her brains. Imagine a supposed mother nagging her husband for wig. If she buys it with her money would she die? Anyways she can even set the bed ablaze, I care less. If you're a man who's possessed by nyash and breasts, just know that this is the kind of woman you're most likely going to end up with. 😒 56 Likes 4 Shares |
| Family › Re: I Need Mature Advice, Please by Nazgul: 9:03pm On Oct 16, 2023*. Modified: 9:35pm On Oct 16, 2023 |
First I must commend you taking the decision of keeping yourself chaste until marriage. However, if you want the men in your life to respect this decision, you must be completely honest with them by doing the following. 1. Avoid unnecessary billing. Regardless of how generous a guy is, if you start demanding for money from him, he'll definitely want a taste of your coochie, and if you keep refusing him, your relationship would most likely hit the rocks. 2. Avoid flirting with other guys. Nothing hurts a guy more like when he sees a girl who told him not sex before marriage flirting with other guys on social media. If you're not giving it to him, focus your time on making money, not in engaging other guys, cos that act would cause issues between you and him which can lead to a breakup. 3. Make sure your life is moving forward. Responsibile guys love and respect girls who have a mapped out blueprint for their future, and are actually taking successful steps towards achieving that future. Don't just sit there and say no sex, let him see you as a successful person. Start a business, no matter how small it is, get busy, give him creative ideas on how to invest his money. Believe me, he won't bother you for sex. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: If A Woman Is Playing Hard To Get, Walk Away- Wale Jana by Nazgul: 8:47pm On Oct 16, 2023*. Modified: 7:52pm On Oct 18, 2023 |
@OP. You've said it all. I pity Will Smith. I really do. There's so much pain in his eyes whenever you look at him. I disagree with you about Jada playing hard to get. Jada wasn't paying hard to get, she clearly didn't love or value him as much as he loved her. But the thing is Jada has always been like that. She didn't want to marry Will, her Mum forced her because she got pregnant for him. She said she didn't want to marry at all. While Will wanted marriage, family, to be a Dad and Husband....He wanted it so bad that he forced himself on a woman who made it clear to the blind that she didn't want him. He's love and care clearly wasn't reciprocated. That's the thing about love and marriage, just find someone who wants what you want, in the way you want it. If the love you're giving isn't reciprocated, please try out someone else. Invest your time and feelings wisely. It will reduce the quantity and quality of shege you'll see when you get married. Life is too short to dey mislove... 14 Likes 3 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: I Can’t Date Men Who Reside On Lagos Mainland – Moet Abebe by Nazgul: 8:50am On Oct 16, 2023 |
I can't even meet any girl by 11pm even if we live in the same estate. If it's an emergency she's calling me for, I'll advice her to reach out to her neighbours, by morning I'll come. I'm not a night crawler. |
| Romance › Re: Gift This Beautiful Cap To Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend by Nazgul: 11:43pm On Oct 15, 2023*. Modified: 7:14am On Oct 16, 2023 |
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| Nairaland General › Re: What Are Those Corrupt Habits That Nigerians Have Accepted As Normal? by Nazgul: 9:04pm On Oct 15, 2023 |
Easyincome24:N50 in 2023? The last fuel I bought they removed N500. It was a yellow gallon 25 liters. That N50 deduction was years ago. 42 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance › Re: I Finally Had Sex With D Love Of My Life, but.. by Nazgul: 4:57pm On Oct 15, 2023 |
Samantha124:There's no recorded penis with that length. More than 90% of men across the world are between 5inches to 6.5 inches. Anyone telling you he's 7 or 8 is clearly lying. 9 Likes |
| Properties › Re: Nigerians Are Very Wicked by Nazgul: 2:44pm On Oct 15, 2023*. Modified: 3:30pm On Oct 15, 2023 |
You have a really good heart. I don't think I can allow a total stranger into my house in my absence. 21 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance › Re: A Woman Can Love You Endlessly And Give You Another Seed by Nazgul: 7:58am On Oct 15, 2023 |
1Sharon:What did she do? 🙄 |
| Family › Re: Child Dedication. Should A Child Be Deducted Without Their Consent? by Nazgul: 10:35pm On Oct 14, 2023 |
fineboynl:You've already used the word child, why then do you expect their consent when you've acknowledged that they're children. It's like asking if a child should be enrolled in school when he/she comes of age without their consent. Then you go on to argue that what if the child doesn't want to attend school or has better plans for himself upon attaining maturity. A child is called a child because he/she is dependent on an adult for survival. And that adult would do whatever they feel is best for the child. If you don't like church, when you're old enough to afford a place of your own, you can stop attending. No one would question you. If your spouse is in support, you can even choose not to dedicate your kids to any church, idol...etc. But you should note that parents would always do what they feel is best for their kids. 6 Likes |
| Family › Re: Mass Wedding In Kano State (pics) by Nazgul: 6:53pm On Oct 14, 2023*. Modified: 10:24pm On Oct 14, 2023 |
This is one of the numerous problems of Africa. Encouraging people to go into marriage without any visible means of feeding themselves and their families. These lot would give birth to 5 kids and above, some would even be nursing plans of taking more wives based on their religion, thus amplifying the already glaring poverty in the country by producing kids they can't cater for. And one would wonder why Africa is synonymous with poverty. 9 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Are The Perks Of Dating You? by Nazgul: 6:17pm On Oct 14, 2023 |
ahnie:Na free na. She's not paying for it. Is she? |
| Events › Re: Nigerian Man Spends 40m Naira At A Nightclub (pics/video) by Nazgul: 6:13pm On Oct 14, 2023 |
The rule of spending is never to spend above 5% of your total net worth in one sitting. Most Nigerian youths have poor spending habits, that's why we're amongst the poorest country in the world. 47 Likes 5 Shares |
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